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"hello, if you make my hat in leather and red, I'll wear it around town in the
rain and tell people where it came from"
"no no it's okay if my sides get a bit rained on, I'll learn how to use it to
stay warm."
"hi, can you make it 2 inches here and a bit thicker here?"
"sure I'll show you how I wear it. Here's some things that I wear alongside
it."
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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"girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
your backpack"
yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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--- #2 fediverse/4688 ---
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--- #3 fediverse/3719 ---
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how many people could your apartment comfortably fit?
I got one desktop
one laptop desk
two on the couch
one in a comfy chair
one on the bed
and two outside on the porch
so (1 2 4 5) that's 5 indoors, 6 if they're familiar enough to lounge on my
bed, and 8 if we're allowed outside.
Could also pull the hammock and chair in from outside but it might get a
little cozy. Call it 8 or 9 depending on how close we are.
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--- #4 fediverse/3892 ---
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"they should make clothing stores for tall people"
uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
"yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
smh
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--- #5 messages/1473 ---
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Um I should mention that the waterproof leather hat I mentioned earlier is
styled like a cowboy hat not like a French penis. (what a weird way to say
dildo)
Trust me it'll look great if you do it right if not ill show you how to do it
right
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--- #6 fediverse/1278 ---
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I found a new hat in the dumpster today! This one is designed to prevent
damage to the cranium, which is a pretty neat thing to put on your head. It's
a little wet but once it dries out I'll see if it fits.
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one of the perks of layering like this is if you ever need to share clothes
with someone slightly larger than yourself, you can! Doesn't work so well with
smaller, though.
Also if you get hot indoors because some people think we need to run heaters
24/7 (???) then you can just remove a layer or two. it's the most versatile
way to clothe oneself.
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"this is too easy" thought the one guys to another, as they glanced about at
their trending behavior.
-- stack overflow -- sorry I had to interrupt: "what if you used scissors or a
knife to cut your diapers and then saw what kind of plants would grow in what
conditions?" I betcha could evolve an organism (careful, might be small) that
could grow from plastic. I wonder what their fruit would be used like?
anyway, as I was saying, if you ever notice that your mortal foes aren't
putting up much of a fight, chances are you're being used to do evil. Keep
yourself awares, but do research-thought-imagines about the nature of
goodness. Picture yourself from the perspective of your foes. Develop
conceptions of justice. Validate through mutually experimental contests of
charms.
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it's always a good idea to wear multiple layers, especially when it's decently
cold out.
make sure they're different colors. Ideally, one layer totally black, the
other completely colorful.
then if you ever need to you can strip one layer and become someone else.
They're just clothes, they grow on trees in stores.
speaking of stores, if you're ever going to do anything spicy, make sure you
wear that outfit exactly once, unless it's all black. Jeans are okay too since
they all usually look pretty similar.
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--- #10 fediverse/6419 ---
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when you're out in the rain, it's natural to take your clothes off. but then
they rob you while you're blind (sleeping) or otherwise pre-occupied like by
being in the rain without any clothes on because it's more comfortable to keep
your clothes dry inside of doors (cabinets in the wood) (mounted to trees or
soil or walls) and then you gotta find your own (we keep them in stores)
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--- #11 fediverse/1209 ---
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if your witch hat has a brim that looks like a circle then you're wearing it
backwards.
witch hats should fold flat. The angled part should be in front so you only
have to see a thin slice of reality, that way people are only able to see your
eyes if you look directly at them.
it adds to the mystique.
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--- #12 fediverse/612 ---
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Look all I'm saying is if I had an acolyte or two then my insane ramblings
could be filtered and parsed by a real actual human instead of being copied
wholesale onto the internet, where the inconsequential or inconceivable ones
are left to rest alongside the gifts of knowledge from another realm.
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"Hi, welcome to my home, this is my cat, his name is Gopher, but I mostly just
call him Kitty or Dude."
the cat introducing himself "hi my name is Yoursuchagoodkittyyesyouare but you
can call me Yesyouare or Suchagood for short."
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"nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!"
they used to have straps, too.
[above boobs, below armpits]
also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work.
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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"hello, welcome to earth, you may fly your spaceships here so long as you make
them look like planes and make the same noises and emit the same radio
frequencies which are always changing and that we'll help you determine
dynamically, please enjoy your stay according to our quite permissive rules"
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--- #17 messages/685 ---
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If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because
they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but
someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some
shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my
pajamas, c'mon.
If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that
situation
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--- #18 fediverse/5834 ---
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would you feet a cat at your door?
how about a crow?
would you water a dying plant? (don't, they get waterlogged if the soil is
already moist)
what if a dear
what if dear food
what if bear
what if bear food
what if dogpack
what if dogpackfoodtearchompbitepullsavor
I'd feeeed my self but dollars and errands are hard : (
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@user-192
is okay, girl
time will be richer sooner
don't poop your pants just yet
remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
line your pockets with tinfoil hats
beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
handshake back
if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend
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@user-874 @user-875
I wear mine every time I go outside
what kind of issues do you encounter? If you tilt the brim you can hide your
eyes from people who are looking at you funny. Or are you in one of those
scary places that doesn't allow for freedom of expression?
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