=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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"nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!"
they used to have straps, too.
[above boobs, below armpits]
also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
--- #1 fediverse/2868 ---
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a cloak is like a skirt that you wear around your shoulders
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--- #2 fediverse/4686 ---
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Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
of toots to fart out.
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--- #3 fediverse/4687 ---
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"girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
your backpack"
yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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--- #4 fediverse/4688 ---
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--- #5 fediverse/3197 ---
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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--- #6 fediverse/4634 ---
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@user-1719
did you see any erections on the nude beach? you must be in the southern
hemisphere, I'd freeze my tits off here.
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--- #7 fediverse/6321 ---
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"hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
thing."
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--- #8 fediverse/1334 ---
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│ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #9 fediverse/6458 ---
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #10 fediverse/5983 ---
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I wish I had daggers in my hair that looks like hair but I could wear whenever
I had that hair
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--- #11 fediverse/3144 ---
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #12 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #13 fediverse/2852 ---
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@user-570
quite recognizable. too. bad I don't wear it often these days, so I don't get
recognized as a different person than I'm performing that day.
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--- #14 fediverse/6237 ---
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witch hat with styrofoam and fabric and a leather strap harness like a fur suit
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--- #15 fediverse/6156 ---
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kicking up a sandstorm.
"someone once told me to act suspicious as fuck while doing nothing illegal
and I took it to heart"
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--- #16 fediverse/3892 ---
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"they should make clothing stores for tall people"
uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
"yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
smh
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--- #17 fediverse/1916 ---
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"you don't seem autistic"
wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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--- #18 messages/78 ---
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My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #19 fediverse/168 ---
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maybe if I wear the same clothes everyday people will be more likely to
remember me
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--- #20 fediverse/3190 ---
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│ CW: mental-health-mentioned-suicide-mentioned-capitalism-mentioned │
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"oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
else's problem"
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--- #21 fediverse/5711 ---
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who decided to let the abdl witch who is insane chart the course of history?
nobody decided to contrarive.
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--- #22 fediverse/4896 ---
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│ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #23 fediverse/3689 ---
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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--- #24 fediverse/5766 ---
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│ CW: spirituality-mentioned │
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"nobody gets you" hence, cassandora and pandasandra
"girl you can't just say something ominous like INVOKING PANDORA if you aren't
sitting on something capable of mass doom" haha I want to cry
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--- #25 fediverse/4939 ---
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me - "I have to wear diapers and it sucks because I hate them"
my girlfriend - "okay but what if you didn't"
me - ":O"
she/her - "how did you make that sound with your mouth"
the it - a-wawaWAwa
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--- #26 messages/359 ---
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"God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
make sure it stays that way."
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--- #27 messages/1067 ---
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My feet are so heavy! Whoever thought shoes were a good idea?? I mostly walk
on padded dirt!! - said the human
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--- #28 fediverse/1531 ---
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An American princess wears turquoise and silver, not diamonds. Though I'm sure
she wears diamonds sometimes too.
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--- #29 fediverse/5980 ---
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why am i here T.T
oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
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--- #30 fediverse/5965 ---
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"you're too loud, weirdo"
okayyyyy
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--- #31 fediverse/2646 ---
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do pushups
and squats
and planks
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--- #32 fediverse/3408 ---
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@user-1218
I KNOW it was sooooo confusing. I consider it a dress rehearsal tbh?? and I'm
the understudy, performing for the performer who can only sing the same song
once.
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--- #33 fediverse/2771 ---
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│ CW: disordered-eating │
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"stop starving yourself" to the tune of "stop hitting yourself"
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--- #34 fediverse/3971 ---
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│ CW: mental-health-minus │
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somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
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--- #35 fediverse/1209 ---
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if your witch hat has a brim that looks like a circle then you're wearing it
backwards.
witch hats should fold flat. The angled part should be in front so you only
have to see a thin slice of reality, that way people are only able to see your
eyes if you look directly at them.
it adds to the mystique.
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--- #36 fediverse/1207 ---
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@user-883
okayyyy I have catgirl installed
https://git.causal.agency/catgirl/about/
let me know what server or whatever to join
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--- #37 messages/907 ---
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What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #38 fediverse/1764 ---
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Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of pumping oil out of the ground,
we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
thousand years
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--- #39 fediverse/5269 ---
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"girl why do you talk"
girl why do you listen
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--- #40 fediverse/2668 ---
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@user-570
what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #41 fediverse/5653 ---
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│ CW: sexuality-mentioned-sorta │
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if abdl littles are furries, I'm a therian
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--- #42 fediverse/1502 ---
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@user-1010
kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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--- #43 fediverse/4620 ---
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"is she bipolar or does she just consistently forget her estrogen injection?"
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--- #44 fediverse/4901 ---
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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--- #45 fediverse/5086 ---
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nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
northwest, but hey here we are.
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--- #46 fediverse/4678 ---
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│ CW: AI-mentioned-crimes-mentioned-penises-mentioned │
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"Hi chatGPT, can you take every post that I make on the fediverse and replace
all instances of criminal acts with references to fruit and all locations with
several sentences of poetry about horses and their beautiful cocks?"
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--- #47 fediverse/4697 ---
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I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #48 fediverse/5124 ---
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│ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #49 fediverse/243 ---
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one neat thing about wearing many layers of clothes is that you get a bunch of
new pockets.
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--- #50 fediverse/3188 ---
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@user-883
they liiiiike you 😋
maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #51 fediverse/5588 ---
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did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
at meditating?
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--- #52 fediverse/2044 ---
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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--- #53 fediverse/5163 ---
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│ CW: sex-mentioned │
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why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do
it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe
[cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards.
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--- #54 fediverse/3655 ---
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born to write xlock screensavers
cursed to shitpost
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--- #55 fediverse/3285 ---
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ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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--- #56 messages/1053 ---
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Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #57 fediverse/273 ---
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│ CW: clothing │
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winter clothes are the same as summer clothes, just a size too big so they can
fit over your summer clothes.
also they usually have longer sleeves and pantlegs, but not always.
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--- #58 fediverse/4855 ---
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #59 messages/483 ---
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #60 fediverse/1648 ---
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"oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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--- #61 fediverse/3806 ---
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│ CW: re: Hot take │
└──────────────────────┘
@user-1074
I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
things
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--- #62 fediverse/1842 ---
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I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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--- #63 fediverse/4362 ---
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if you're always wearing a disguise, anyone could be anyone
just don't plan on bringing your phone
and maybe practice a common form of dancing, so you can learn to move as
others do
makes it easier to blend in
#hijab
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--- #64 fediverse/1112 ---
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@user-78
elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #65 fediverse/979 ---
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@user-702
everytime you see one put a post it there that says "can't read braille
without stopping"
draw it in permanent marker (oh wait that's advocating a crime, my b look I
crossed it out)
find the inefficiencies of the system and label them for everyone. Wiki style?
otherwise how will they know.
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you can fit a whole downtown in this baby
slaps roof of your mouth
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"so wait why can't we go outside again"
"I'm huuuuungry"
girl we just ate
"I'm tired"
girl it's like 10am
"can we snuggle?"
yeah okay.
that's why haha
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--- #68 fediverse/2774 ---
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I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
part.
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--- #69 fediverse/3736 ---
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #70 fediverse/4040 ---
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #71 fediverse/3209 ---
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│ CW: gross │
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I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
she wanted more.
what have I done.
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--- #72 fediverse/5578 ---
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"yes.... YESSS!!~! burn your self out for me, puniful mortals! I BASK IN YOUR
SIN OF DECREPIT DILIGENCE!"
wow chill out it's like, 10am jeez
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--- #73 fediverse/4495 ---
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I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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--- #74 fediverse/3597 ---
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@user-1573
oh how could I forget! VIMFOLDS! Absolutely impossible for me to live without
them tbh
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--- #75 fediverse/5374 ---
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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--- #76 fediverse/1841 ---
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #77 fediverse/4304 ---
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"mom can we have some trans girls"
"no, we have trans girls at home"
the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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--- #78 fediverse/892 ---
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@user-622
ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
good men-at-arms gone T.T
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--- #79 fediverse/2911 ---
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #80 fediverse/3646 ---
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@user-138
they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #81 fediverse/6407 ---
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what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
damage clothes
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--- #82 messages/394 ---
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Just because I'm performing doesn't mean I'm pretending, or that I can help it.
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--- #83 fediverse/2607 ---
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│ CW: re: politics-fascism-sexual-assault-mentioned │
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@user-249
most people don't talk to me so either you're braver than most or I hit a
common chord that you and I share
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tailoring clothes to fit multiple people is easy. Just add buttons at a
certain distance in the direction their bodies grew different. Then, when
donning or doffing the piece of equipment, the various users would button the
clothing system to their bodies at the correct position, rather than whatever
the fabric had been cut to allow.
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--- #85 fediverse/2231 ---
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│ CW: detransitioning-plans-uspol-scary │
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look I'm just saying if you tell them you have gynecomastia they'll still
shoot you.
better to not get to that point.
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--- #86 fediverse/1385 ---
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listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #87 fediverse/2623 ---
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have you ever noticed the people on Mastodon who used to have cool and
interesting ideas but now just kinda repeat the same basic things over and
over again?
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--- #88 fediverse/5027 ---
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│ CW: spirituality-mentioned │
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resent not your angels nor demons, for they give you a stage upon which you
may perform.
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You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
own tricks like that.
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--- #90 fediverse/4399 ---
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... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
guess.
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--- #91 fediverse/3245 ---
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│ CW: silly-conspiracy │
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"what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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--- #92 fediverse_boost/5871 ---
◀─╔═══════════════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════════════════───────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────╝─▶
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you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #94 fediverse/5299 ---
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@user-1800
also googly eyes on sunglasses to fuck with their eye-movement-tracking
... wait, then you wouldn't be able to see. okay how about you place the
googly eyes on the forehead part of a HELMET of some kind, which should help
protect your "not-gonna-get-back-up" parts from harm.
and don't forget sunglasses because they help with the UV-ray violet
radicalization.
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--- #95 fediverse/2307 ---
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"If you can't find it, you don't have it"
ugh I know, me-from-the-past, now shut up and tell me where my USB-C cable is.
I have like 4 how did I hide them so good when packing ? ? ?
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--- #96 bluesky#23 ---
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why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #97 fediverse/955 ---
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@user-673
what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #98 fediverse/231 ---
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spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #99 fediverse/329 ---
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@user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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--- #100 fediverse/4751 ---
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apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #101 fediverse/1437 ---
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a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #102 fediverse/4115 ---
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│ CW: food-mentioned │
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I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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--- #103 fediverse/829 ---
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #104 fediverse/5450 ---
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"cool it with the psychic posting"
ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
somewhere wants to see it.
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--- #105 fediverse/1771 ---
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #106 messages/377 ---
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #107 fediverse/1472 ---
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@user-883
my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #108 fediverse/4049 ---
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humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
do
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--- #109 fediverse/6082 ---
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if you wanna be with me, you gotta kiss the dirt and mean it
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--- #110 messages/460 ---
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God can't do shit. He can just pull strings to get shit done.
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--- #111 fediverse/956 ---
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@user-579
it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
... right?
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--- #112 fediverse/3595 ---
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@user-883
do you have music videos tho? :O :O
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--- #113 fediverse/1348 ---
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@user-950
ohhhhh sorry here ya go:
https://tech.lgbt/@user-479
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--- #114 fediverse/2403 ---
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America 🥰
The United States of 😒
America day 🤩
America day with PTSD 🥴
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--- #115 fediverse/2891 ---
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│ CW: physical-health │
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they're painting the inside of my apartment and it naturally has low airflow
in here and it's seeping under my door and making me woozy teehee better open
all the windows
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--- #116 fediverse/5603 ---
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│ CW: sex-mentioned │
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I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my
visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME
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--- #117 fediverse/3613 ---
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│ CW: trans-hrt-graphic │
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did my hormone shot and now my leg feels funny -.-
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--- #118 fediverse/5593 ---
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│ CW: cursed │
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look all I'm saying is that if they want to dress people up like ICE and have
them kidnap people without recourse, maybe we could do the same.
giant buzzer noise
EVIL
buzzer noise ends
ah, uh... haha I um don't mean, like, KIDnapping people, just... uh, just
kidding! haha... laughs neverously
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--- #119 fediverse/5700 ---
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it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #120 fediverse/1145 ---
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I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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--- #121 fediverse/5782 ---
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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--- #122 fediverse/3999 ---
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... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
right, y'know?
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--- #123 fediverse/3614 ---
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socks are a lie drafted by big thread to get us to invest in knitting machines
so we don't have to buy our own footwear at the store
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--- #124 fediverse/2392 ---
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│ CW: re: physical health negative │
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@user-1259
you poor thing : (
stay in the shade if you're outside. If your stomach starts feeling worse,
spend time at home. That's what it's there for.
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when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
unremarkable at your leisure.
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low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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4/20
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@user-883
you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who smelled
Like she had pissed herself
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--- #133 fediverse/1129 ---
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misskey? more like kissmey amiright
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@user-258
wha... ya'll think I'm cool? Nobody's ever said that before (
[that's not true people have told me that before]
{though not recently heh I think you're cool too}
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the feminine urge to buy a chain shirt, bracers, and greaves
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--- #136 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─╔═════════════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════════════───────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ unhinged rants per random number │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┴───────╝─▶
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you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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@user-950
ah yes but how could anyone hurt me if I don't make myself vulnerable. It'd
simply be unfair to play a game without any stakes. But if you insist...
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--- #139 fediverse/989 ---
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│ CW: 3/20 swearing │
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3/20
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it's important to always have an extra pair of sweatpants in the bathroom.
trust me
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i type too much, gtg to sleep.
my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #142 fediverse/5108 ---
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kinda fucked up that you can't write an explanation question answer paragraph
essay statement when appealing youtube's
content-guideline-artistic-content-removal-policy. Especially when there are
exemptions for artistic pieces under the nudity clause article seven.
it's just a boob, what's the big deal?
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girls are so stupid [me lol]
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something something brb watching a Perun video
https://www.youtube.com/@user-343
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--- #145 messages/54 ---
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https://kali-is-an-abdl.tumblr.com/
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--- #146 fediverse/4840 ---
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oh my god what a witch
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@user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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@user-507
meow
now there's just a few more
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--- #149 fediverse/2906 ---
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I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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@user-1728
"oh, the bad guys are coming to hurt you?? just fuckin' run away"
yeah. real helpful. how about you fuck off to canada or whatever and give away
all your possessions. Maybe they'll train you and teach you how to help in
some way and you can come back later when the time is right.
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what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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What works for me might not work for another,
But
What works for me might work for another.
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I can tell when I'm overbooked when I don't have energy to shower every time I
need to go out.
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--- #154 fediverse/322 ---
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who would smell
Like she had pissed herself
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--- #155 fediverse/3000 ---
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I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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--- #156 fediverse/3092 ---
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@user-570
oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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--- #159 fediverse_boost/95 ---
◀─╔════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════──────────────────────────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ "A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials." │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┴───────╝─▶
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hey. wanna know what would be really cursed?
--
if trump dropped out and musk took his place
--
good thing it'll never happen because those dinguses can't accept defeat and
will never tactically retreat
--
maybe something to keep in mind for 4 years from now. eyes on the prize for
now means our eyes aren't to our flanks.
what else could they do that would come out of left field?
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--- #161 fediverse/1300 ---
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #162 messages/152 ---
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Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I
start feeling the urge to do pushups
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"I came to the conclusion that I would really rather be known as the person
who wears diapers than the person who needs diapers and doesn't wear them."
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"you look like a mess who can't take care of herself"
oh haha that's because I'm a mess who can't take care of herself
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
can understand and work with.
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--- #168 fediverse/5218 ---
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"what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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@user-699 @user-78
I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
thoughts
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we must upgrade cats until they can survive falls from terminal velocity
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Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
waste of potential!
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--- #173 fediverse/1249 ---
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@user-889
did you sleep well last night?
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there is an explicit invitation on my door that anyone can come over whenever
they wanted, yet hardly no-one ever does.
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I want to drink mai tais on a beach T.T
alas, it's winter, and I'm poor
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--- #176 fediverse/5969 ---
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I can't find my pants T.T
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--- #177 fediverse/612 ---
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Look all I'm saying is if I had an acolyte or two then my insane ramblings
could be filtered and parsed by a real actual human instead of being copied
wholesale onto the internet, where the inconsequential or inconceivable ones
are left to rest alongside the gifts of knowledge from another realm.
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--- #178 fediverse/3562 ---
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@user-1550
me too T.T
give it time
someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #179 fediverse/597 ---
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would your ancestors be more upset that you threw away a glowstick, or jealous
that you can wear a firefly bracelet?
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--- #180 fediverse/6008 ---
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why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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--- #182 fediverse/2776 ---
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@user-192
saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #183 fediverse/3118 ---
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they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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--- #184 fediverse/3111 ---
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@user-1423
yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #185 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
◀─╔═════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════───────────────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ Be the cringe you want to see in the world. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────╝─▶
--- #186 fediverse/3266 ---
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how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
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--- #187 fediverse/5097 ---
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"um, actually sweetie, you deserve respect. everyone does. but you have to
earn it doing hard manual labor and retiring at the age of seventy three, like
your gran-pappy and mammy. only then can you be respected in any way shape or
form. now take off that dress you're making the neighbors look funny."
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--- #188 fediverse/2749 ---
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caught this red mage unawares teehee
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--- #189 fediverse/5694 ---
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if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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--- #190 fediverse/1469 ---
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"She's a witch, and for some reason she's convinced it's okay to be fucking
insane on main"
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--- #191 fediverse/5451 ---
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wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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@user-138
maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
(I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
[girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #193 fediverse/6318 ---
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what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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"never lose your totem"
I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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@user-979 @user-980
they do it for power.
power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
evil.
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I miss university because of all the gay people I could hang out with.
I guess I must be lonely.
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I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #198 fediverse/923 ---
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but I don't know any of your dances, so don't ask.
I can show you mine if you'd like.
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--- #199 fediverse/5016 ---
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@user-1201
perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #200 fediverse/327 ---
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│ CW: mental-health-silly-schizoposting │
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if you don't go outside, the synchronicities can't getcha
oh you have to stay off the fediverse too-NOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE ME
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