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 say it with me now:
 
 Portlandia is not Portland
 
 and
 
 what's shown online to scare you is not Portland
 
 it's somehow more interesting than that, and also more expensive. because of
 course it is.
 
 keep portland weird yeah duh I'm weird as fuck but you wouldn't know it by
 looking at me
 
 yes you would, my dear
 
 okay well you wouldn't know how in particular I'm weird unless you talk to me
 
 nobody knows you. who are you even talking to
 
 heh good question glasses flash mostly people on the train or whatever
 
 question: when did all the "weirdos" become homeless people? what kind of world
 do we live in where - wait don't answer that.
 
 better question: how can we make a better world where people can be weird and
 not starve under the stars?
 
 (by lots and lots of government investment? no thank you, sounds like something
 that can be taken away.)
 
 (by redesigning society from the ground up? no way sounds too difficult and
 optimistic.)
 (by fading into the memories of the past? as all must do - fuck that tho.)

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 my mask is the best worker I've ever met. They're kind, thoughtful,
 hardworking, sharp, precise, value driven, and will always help their allies
 when they finish their work (to a fast and high-quality degree). Shame they
 can't last too long before the mask starts to slip, at which point I become
 essentially unemployable.
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 I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other part.
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 @user-1355 
 
 maybe a good place to start is by re-examining Waterfall design with a critical
 modern perspective?
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested

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 if you cannot trust that both candidates will try to make the country better in
 different ways, but with the same goal, then you do not have a choice when
 voting.
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 everyone votes for a better world. every time. that is the promise of voting -
 that you might choose how the world gets better.
 
 when people don't think a better world is possible, they don't vote.
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 @user-192 
 
 the autistics with ADHD are level 40 in everything, while those without are
 level 99 in woodcutting and 3 in combat level
 
 the truly amazing are level 99 in smithing
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 @user-1200
 
 this one's my favorite from that album in these "interesting times" though I
 was particularly partial to Homecoming as a kid
 
 ritz-menardi.neocities.org/music/stuff/things/definitely-not-porn/butts/10-lette
 rbomb.flac
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 OH NO I'm out of dehydrated vegetable soup mix. However shall I make oatmeal
 now?
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 @user-579 
 
 vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
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 @user-579 
 
 oh I put frozen vegetables in too! sometimes. I'm out right now, hence the
 dehydrated stuff.
 
 EDIT: Also, I'm a witch, of course my stuff is cursed
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 @user-579 
 
 hehe sometimes all you have is whatever's on the fridge. in times like those,
 be thankful for your spices! that's what I've learned at least : )
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 I live alone and I really wish I could exercise my arms using beatsaber but I'm
 afraid to wear a VR headset because of the reduction in situational awareness.
 
 hypervigilance I guess >.>
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 the best way, I find, to be deserving of trust is to do the best that you can,
 and be honest when you cannot do more.
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 https://youtu.be/5xX1XuNYWMQ
 
 this is how I feel right now, not about one person in particular
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 "it's a cheap piece of aluminum."
 
 not to me. to me it's a wedding ring.
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 look all I'm saying is the results this election decides whether you should
 trust the government or the corporations more. and they both want things that
 you don't, in addition to things you do.
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 @user-1358 
 
 you don't go golfing to relax.
 
 well, maybe you do, but he doesn't.
 
 he goes golfing to talk about shady shit.
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 man pages that don't have a clear and explicit list detailing all the flags and
 options right at the start of the page >: (
 
 or worse: the ones where the flags and options are listed multiple times, each
 time not explaining anything, and always in the context of something else that
 is only sorta related.
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 this is a terrible idea btw, if you march along the road then your enemies can
 just drive up right next to your soft fleshy humanoid flanks
 
 if you march cross-country they'll still getcha. they know more than you, and
 they're better at it too.
 
 much better I think to divide yourselves into like, 5-7 groups and drive to
 where you're going sometime in the next 5-7 days according to group. ideally
 not during rush hours. that way you can bring whatever you want.
 
 then, when you're there, in a park, you can meet other neat people and talk
 THEN. in a place where you don't know which places are miked - spoiler tho it's
 all of them teehee, or at least you have to treat them that way if you're
 talking about specifics. If you're talking about generalities it's usually
 okay, but... well, you'll figure it out.
 
 then, after 5-7 days, you can hold an impromptu pride parade, and walk past all
 the houses where gay people used to live.
 
 plans change. planning remains.
 
 when plans change, your adaptability is test.
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 "you have disgraced yourself"
 
 "not in my own eyes"
 
 has real "from my point of view the jedi are evil" energy
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 this is me on the fediverse:
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 every time you see posts of gatherings of neo-nazis there's always like, 20-30
 of them max.
 
 meanwhile if you look at the amount of furries at any convention...
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 @user-351 
 
 I've had more than a few dreams about just... sitting in a room full of
 observational equipment and doing nothing except, like, writing in a journal or
 staring off into space.
 
 what a weird dream, right ?? ?
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 @user-351 
 
 yeah it wasn't anything invasive which was nice. like, it's not an
 interrogation room from TV it's more like, a therapist's office.
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 @user-351 
 
 that gives me Danganronpa vibes and, like, yeah my life is also an endless
 struggle against zetsubo
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 @user-1201 
 
 I'm a wood fae! they're around, just gotta find 'em 🥰 
 
 (not really I'm just a person with no magical powers whatsoever, no siree don't
 look at mee tehe)
 
 people only have the context of their lives, as any historical precedent that
 once was passed forth to the present by their ancestors and mentors is now
 sharing space with the endless deluge of information from a small glass,
 plastic, and metal box that saps both their attention and the magnitude of
 anything they learn.
 
 "so what if the planets on fire? somehow this actor who had an affair with this
 other actor feels just as important. so what if there's fascism? I just heard
 that whales can't swim in the ocean. oh, the city's burning? that's not my
 burden, and plus it's just as important as these memes which don't make me want
 to scream."
 
 in the same way that some forest fae might have security through obscurity,
 they wield information density against us as a weapon to hide their sins of
 morality.
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 yes, they really would be satisfied with a single lifetime's worth of
 technological progress, from the birth of the microchip to now, as long as they
 can rule over the ruins of what once were our utopian aspirations.
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 there is no such thing as generative AI
 
 only statistical filtration models that align their output to whatever input
 you provide according to the data they are trained to expect.
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 pretend this is an allegory for social media.
 
 [it's not an allegory]
 
 yeah that's why I said pretend.
 
 okay imagine that you are sitting in a rock in a forest.
 
 far away, about 100 feet away, there are other people, but you can't see them
 because the underbrush is sooooo dense. they are also sitting on rocks.
 
 you can speak to them, and share your thoughts - but you don't know exactly
 where they're coming from because the sound has to bounce around off so many
 different plants and such.
 
 [that's not how that works] shut up
 
 so, if you want to say anything important, it's important to have the right
 tone, because people 2 or 3 clearings away can't really make out your words -
 but they might hear your tone if you yell very loud.
 
 the energy of the space you inhabit is the only thing that really matters. the
 words that you say are just snickering to a friend, but the expression on your
 face, the beating of the drum of your heart that reaches forth... that's what
 matters most.
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 @user-1361 
 
 truth is, you can absolutely make selfishness justified, both ethically and
 morally. you just need the right incentives.
 
 however, the incentives that would lead to such a case are not the kind that
 accrete power to the powerful. they are the liberatory kind, that give us all
 the liberty to be selfishly interested in our own communal good.
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 the reason leftists cling to institutions is because without them, the military
 would just shoot us.
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 @user-1209 
 
 that's because the military hasn't had to deal with people routinely. they
 haven't had the chance to be exposed to all the cultural sabotage attempts.
 
 they do have their own challenges, however.
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 I think that most people actually would rather lie down and die than fight
 back, to be honest. If they even know that there's a fight ahead.
 
 it's important to scream from the rooftops:
 
 a better world is possible
 a better world is within reach
 for the children of our children
 we refuse to lie down and weep
 
 danger is coming
 danger is here
 pride is unbecoming
 and they need us in fear.
 
 I am not afraid
 for I am never alone
 I fight against decay
 for there's fascism at play
 
 not brother against brother
 with sisters screaming online
 but brothers against traitors
 and sisters in kind.
 
 you've heard what they say.
 you know who they are.
 our duty is to strike them
 right where they are most harmed.
 
 we need to take a moment
 just a breath before the leap
 for the children of our children
 all we need is one week
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 this is the world I want to live in and I'm not even kidding
a picture of the Earth with no lines drawn for country borders

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 when you're alone, everything that happens to you is personal.
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 your reactions to your context are what define you, and when you're alone you
 are free to define yourself as you will.
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 I use cannabis medically
 
 I post on the internet recreationally
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 I am NOT larping. I am expressing how I feel imaginatively.
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 one difference between fantasy and reality is that in fantasy, when you fail,
 you try again.
 
 in reality, when you fail, you are promoted so your boss doesn't have to deal
 with your shit.
 
 in fantasy, when you succeed, you are tasked with greater trials
 
 in reality, when you do well, you are given more of the same.
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 race the dark
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 in 10 years, everything that's killing the planet from energy usage alone will
 be accomplishable trivially with the massive amount of recyclable solar panels
 we could build.
 
 oh, unless we blow them all up in a civil war tho. then the world is just...
 worse, for no reason.
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 the neat thing about tech is that it scales really well.
 
 The price of TVs is through the floor, everyone has a smartphone, and raspberry
 pi's are less than 100$
 
 solar panels will be next. Trust.
 
 we should still dismantle coal and oil, obviously we should, but at a certain
 point it will be inevitable. They're just too expensive for too little gain.
 
 the neat thing about tech is that it scales in a way that is just impossible
 for infrastructural projects like housing and hospitals.
 
 building a home is hard to do, especially when you make them out of sticks and
 glue. think like a dwarf - stone never fades.
 
 sunlight, moss, underground, endless in the shade
 
 have I mentioned that the most difficult problem facing mechanical engineers at
 the moment is universal recycling?
 
 I want to work on those kind of problems, not resolving tickets.
 
 nobody even gave me a chance to do them, instead demanding... labor. great. the
 one thing I suck at.
 
 [you suck at a lot of things, actually]
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 if you speak in such a way that you can only be interrupted after visiting
 like, 12 different topics, then your partner can only respond to the very last
 one.
 
 much better and engaging, I find, to speak one complete idea, to allow for
 continual conversation.
 
 ah, but then if someone shares what you said, they can ignore the context.
 Hence, why the combination of multiple different ideas, to give a sorta
 stabilized view of your [context, but pronounced "considerations"]
 
 the longer your thoughts, the more comprehensive your argument, but you're
 likely to reach the end of your statement and hear nothing back but a "...
 yeah, true though"
 
 that's... not ideal.
 
 I used to post a lot on conservative subreddits because they used to listen to
 what you're saying and respond logically.
 
 If you very carefully step through the assumptions of their positions, taking
 care to highlight or EMPHASIZE parts of your arguments that you're planning on
 using later, you can often highlight the contradictions in their thoughts.
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 @user-1364 
 
 lawful good
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 @user-576 
 
 the value proposition of a political party is just as you described - we ask
 for shit, they tell us who can get it done.
 
 AND YET.
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 ideas for how to better communicate with voters:
 
 when signing up to join a political party, and at any time there-after, you may
 choose your top 10 issues (ranked choice voting, of course, so no vote is
 wasted)
 
 then, they can see exactly what their voters care about.
 
 this is the computer age. We can process massive amounts of data and we're
 using it to make NFTs and blockchain nonsense. We could learn SO MUCH ABOUT
 EACH OTHER.
 
 enter, google, with a big wad of cash
 
 hey how about you stay outta our business yeah?
 
 ......... okay fine BUT ONLY if you keep bribing us for eternity.
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 why yes, I am just talking to myself. how did you guess?
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 you don't have to listen to me
 
 I am just talking to myself.
 
 shouting into the wind.
 
 why are you shouting, little one?
 
 because it's LOUD out here.
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 the animals are afraid.
 
 they can hear it just the same as you do, and they don't understand it
 
 but you do
 
 I bet
 
 if enough birds
 
 saw us working hard to fix things, outside, physically, with our bodies, in a
 way that a bird might understand, then perhaps things will get solved.
 
 --
 
 I don't hear noises when things talk. I hear "eat me" when the rice-cooker is
 done, I hear "WOW" when a car horns and "wash-ing-wash-ing" from my dishwasher.
 
 my cats peaks for "FOOD" because I offer "food for her" but if I thought of it
 as "feeding her" she'd probably hear "FEED"
 
 then other times I hear "moooom. I'm scared. why!?" and I sing her a song about
 how it's going to be alright.
 
 the poor thing is lonelier than me. at least I have you, computer-tube.
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 @user-831 
 
 yeah. I worked as hard as I could at my last job, but I only lasted 11 months.
 
 that's labor to me. Applying yourself toward something doggedly. And I did, and
 then I burnt out and was paid just as much as someone who sat around and did
 nothing.
 
 but I wasn't doing it for money, so who cares right? what matters to me is that
 I burnt out. I need years to rest. I think that's natural. but y'know, rent is
 expensive. You need to be working 24/7 in order to be worth anything, and I was
 just not cut out to do that.
 
 I want to emphasize that I consistently did a stellar job. They gave me awards
 and I fixed difficult problems quickly, efficiently, and with minimal mistakes
 (none of which went undocumented). I was very good at what I was doing, and I
 learned quickly.
 
 but alas, the work was not suited to my abilities. I'm more of a software
 person tbh, and by "software" I mean like... basically firmware.
 
 nobody writes in C these days except for cutting edge stuff. /shrug
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 want to prolong battery life?
 
 put a warning whenever the phone has lost 100% charge that "fully discharging
 the battery can reduce long-term storage capacity!" and most people won't read
 it. But those that do will tell their friends about it, when their friends
 inevitably complain about bad battery life - "you know you can just... not run
 out of battery, that way it doesn't break" and suddenly... wait what was I
 saying - oh yeah so anyway the monarchists said to the part--riotists "yeah we
 don't know how to feel about you" and they took offence at that as if the
 rioter's ideas weren't justified instead of unheard.
 
 [when I jumped to the other person's perspective I lost track because I
 couldn't find my way back because they don't know me]
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 okay picture this: algorism, except as a company instead of a nation.
 
 "here's what I need to do my job"
 
 "sure thing put it in the system"
 
 "beep boop beep boop"
 
 "you know you don't have to make the sound with your voice"
 
 "yeah but I do it anyway."
 
 "... why?"
 
 "I dunno to uh. cement the impact of my intention through both auditory noises
 and physical gestures? like signing a letter or casting a vote"
 
 "... wait, what's an auditory?"
 
 "like when you heard stuff"
 
 "oh. I heard jessica got so-and-so pregnant"
 
 "no like... with your ears"
 
 "oh. no I didn't but gary did"
 
 laughter ensues
 
 "ah wait what were we talking about"
 
 "um. oh right you were beeping and I was like why are you doing that"
 
 "ohhhh right that was the important part"
 
 "yeah so uh what did you need again?"
 
 "oh yeah uh. lightbulbs. and um, some... dildos, the secret hiding-and-cleaning
 spot is running out."
 
 "oh good yeah we got plenty of those. Lightbulbs though are on back-order"
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 when people ask what I do I don't say "art" because I'd do that anyway.
 
 my art is precious to me, because it is the most "me" I can conceive.
 
 and like... I can carry it with me to the future.
 
 I have only once given away one of my journals, and it was a wedding present to
 a witch or two.
 
 so yeah I'm an artist, but I'm also whatever you need me to do.
 
 and yes, I of course hope that what you need me to do is what I can do.
 
 because I can't do much more than this.
 
 But I can show up every once in a while,
 
 and maybe make you smile or consider,
 
 and maybe I can ride past on my bike.
 
 but that's the human in me, telling me it's time to move with my feet, and I
 can do little but listen.
 
 ... that should make doxxing me a bit easier. have it it : )
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 games with separate rendering resolution scales for the UI and the gameplay, my
 beloved
 
 [in response to "why don't they make a game with a graphics setting that makes
 the game blurrier as if you had lost your glasses"]
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 you can grow anything in soil.
 
 that's the neat thing about it - it's nature's recycler
 
 problem is... if you bury like, plastic and shit, then all that's gonna grow up
 into your plants is... plastic and shit.
 
 the structural growth mechanisms of plants are inhibited by pollution, that's
 the entire issue with them. animals can adapt - like, whatever, right?
 
 but if everything's biodegradable, then suddenly the whole world is a
 trash-dump.
 
 (that's how they think)
 
 if you want to optimize food growth, you can supply with specific types of
 growing fuel. like native americans who had like supplies of many different
 types of manure.
 
 a cow eating grass will have different nutrients in it's poop than a duck
 eating carrots. duh.
 
 so, if you combine different outputs to make new, better results...
 
 you can pretty much bio-engineer anything you'd like.
 
 like... feed the corn so that it's kernels are huge, right? then make that one
 marry the other, and boom it's more likely grow.
 
 [those genetics are way outdated]
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 republicans will just... lie to you and you expect them to tell the truth.
 
 "when asked a question, they didn't answer. Also, they said fuck you."
 
 they don't have to tell you the truth.
consider this an "image boost".  text written in the post on the left, on the right is an image of a social media post (being boosted) with Donald Trump pointing up and to the left, where the poster's message lies.  the title is "Trump caught cheering extremist project he..." and then it's cut off. Below that, it says "donald trump appears to have been celebrating..." with the rest cut off.  the news post is from an organization called "The New Republic"

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 @user-1367 
 
 who voted for Pence? get them on our side
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 most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
 down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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 they put you in homes of sticks and bones because it's a lot easier to put 2
 teams one on each side in an L shape and just... unload into the house with
 machineguns until everyone stops talking.
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 @user-1209 @user-1074 
 
 something like this happening should be met with immediate disbarment for
 everyone working there.
 
 like... how do you not notice
 
 ... also... 617 bodies, huh? wonder how long they've been adding to that. I
 WONDER HOW LONG THEY'VE BEEN WORKING ON THAT. HOW MANY MONTHS.
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 @user-1209 @user-1074 
 
 you can measure months numbering in the 20s and 30s
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 an LLM that locally generates content warnings automatically for posts written
 by others based on your preferences
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 @user-1208
 
 weeks, then?
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 
 
 "we still have slaves, we just enslave mexicans instead of blacks."
 
 "don't forget all the offshored jobs, those too"
 
 "oh yeah and all our stuff is made by slaves in the far east"
 
 "yeah but like fuck them right who cares they're so far away"
 
 "yeah bro totes"
 
 "anyway what do you want for dinner bro"
 
 "i dunno bro I had chinese last night"
 
 "cool cool so mexican then? I know this great paraguanese place"
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 @user-831 
 
 those billionaires are using their money as a weapon to "vote" toward what
 companies they think capitalism would most grow from. Unfortunately for us,
 they often aren't very efficient because they're only looking at what sells.
 
 human interest is not the only factor to optimize for, and yet that's the only
 one they're incentivized to.
 
 kinda makes me think that the only reason to replace them would be to institute
 something that could not be incentivized because it was more objective or
 decentralized.
 
 (the only reason they'd accept)
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 😭 @user-1074 💯 @user-1209 ⭐
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 I wonder if cops use /r/whatisthisplant to identify locations of evidence?
 
 like... go outside, look at how many different plants there are.
 
 if there's more than like, 2 or 3, then they can pinpoint you to a certain
 geographic location. well, at least the localized climate.
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 if you want to make an ASI, just build your wires out of computer instead of
 copper or fiberoptics.
 
 like, telephone route switchers relaying conversations, where the conversations
 take place as like... a rube goldberg machine of processing toward a certain
 feeling of idea, expressed to another part of the
 network.icoosjff9ffddsssdfaggssssbwbnuigoopooiiuyioiouuoiifffff;;ssssskllemv0obj
 fjgk
 
 sorry my cat was typing on my computer. I don't know why she couldn't wait
 until I was finished but she wanted to be like her mom or whatever so. anyway.
 
 right so anyway
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 oh btw to the people trying to doxx me there's a picture of me in this profile,
 but you'll have to read a LOT to find it. On the way, see if you pick up
 anything interesting that you agree with. maybe you'll realize that we're on
 the same team, and should be working together.
 
 that's the dream, at least.
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 you, right now:
 
 "what the... who would doxx her."
 
 me, in 2 weeks:
 
 "what the... who would doxx me?"
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 @user-1370 
 
 ... I want to read
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 democrats want the kind of society that Joe Biden represents. that's who
 they're voting for - the memories of life as it was for their grandparents.
 
 people vote for Trump because they're sick of living in the same country as
 these other people who don't feel just like them.
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 @user-570 
 
 quite recognizable. too. bad I don't wear it often these days, so I don't get
 recognized as a different person than I'm performing that day.
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 @user-1370 
 
 that's okay, I'm interested in the same kind of stuff so if you ever wanted to
 talk about it let me know 🥰 🥰
 
 [this is how I make all my friends btw]
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 @user-570 
 
 like, a bullet proof vest made out of hat?
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 I refuse to be known by anyone who doesn't know me. But I'm always meeting
 people anew, so if they spent some time with me and saw more of my facets,
 perhaps they might come to know me.
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 @user-570 
 
 smart. mine is just thick wool about half an inch thick. it manages to stand up
 all on it's own because it's a stiff fabric.
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 Republicans like being self-reliant. You know, so I do too! It comes from
 living in the country, I think.
 
 the difference is, I measure myself on an abstract scale - like, as a family, a
 culture, a society, and finally all of humanity. I want to be reliant on
 nothing, not even nature, wholely empowered by my own arts.
 
 they see only the feet before them, the hands they hold the world with. 
 
 ..
 
 there is honor in their ideals, but they have forgotten who they once were.
 
 social media will do that to ya. especially one of such vitriol.
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 I've had the same zit on the middle back of my neck for like, 6 months now, at
 least. how weird right
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 large corporations will often error check constantly which slows down their
 software to an immense degree.
 
 every time data passes from one function to another, there's like... 15
 different tests to check if it's this type or that, or in the right random seed
 
 and it's like... wow can you not, like. design your software intelligently and
 then you won't need a bunch of slow-ass if checks every time you want to update
 a string???
 
 software should be writable without fucking getters and setters. If it isn't,
 then your functions aren't complete.
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 etsy is sooooo underrated
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 "let us know when you're leaving, not when you arrive."
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 I don't like package managers...
 
 [then don't use them]
 
 oh right 4head
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 @user-1375 @user-1376 
 
 do not obey in advance
 do not skip voting in advance
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 teams of 7ish tasked with accomplishing some organizational goal                 │
 more specific details can be given if necessary, and any related communications  │
 are stored.                                                                      │
 then they just... work on the problem, and vote for things by picking a          │
 representative to discuss on the higher tier. like, a team-lead or manager.      │
 then, all the managers, of which their voted-for is one of, vote for a           │
 representative of their department. etc...                                       │
 if teams need resources, they utilize the funds given to them by their manager   │
 arguing on their behalf for their shared goals. basically, if you want           │
 resources, you need to ask for them, and they'll come if you can demonstrate     │
 you need them.                                                                   │
 also,                                                                            │
 reduction of waste is like... negative resources that improve the amounts that   │
 you can use for other projects. so if your team needs more stuff, try reducing   │
 your consumption instead of asking for more.                                     │
 at all times, the authority and discretion is held by the human.                 │
 at all times, no other can compel.                                               │
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 omgggggg just let me play the game, package manager T.T
a bunch of terminal output text for building kernel modules quite redundantly

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