Poems by similarity to poem 2720 (page 1)

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 @user-579 
 
 oh I put frozen vegetables in too! sometimes. I'm out right now, hence the
 dehydrated stuff.
 
 EDIT: Also, I'm a witch, of course my stuff is cursed
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 OH NO I'm out of dehydrated vegetable soup mix. However shall I make oatmeal
 now?
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 @user-633 
 
 :O
 
 I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
 water and drink that xD
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 "your hat makes you look like a fucking nazgul"
 
 hell yeah it does. I'm a witch what the fuck did you think I was going for??
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 Hello, I am a witch and this is my altar.
 
 Here, I dream of a green USA.
 
 covered by the branches,
 my body decays into parts,
 ready to join the next life that needs me.
 
 [read the alt-text on the pictures, or listen to your screenreader for more
 explanation]

a round planter pot with a dead plant growing out of it. At it's feet there are sticks I found outside that are covered in moss - the moss is dehydrated, and so brown and dusty. Sticking out of the pot is a flag of my homeland, and behind it there is a fog covered windowpane. In addition, my cat watches from behind, asking me to open the door for her so she can go out on the porch and freeze for a bit before begging to be let back in. She just wanted to see the cold, I suspect.

close up picture of the thirsty moss. There is a small glass jar partly filled with water - I add a bit more whenever I pray, from my water bottle. As it evaporates from the jar, it makes the world just a bit more humid, and better for moss to grow in. there are leaves and detritus in the planter pot as well, to simulate a forest floor covered in soil.

I've sprayed the moss with water, and it awakens and spreads it's arms in exultation. The light from the window behind it gives power to it's ever-beckoning grasp, as it sucks carbon from the atmosphere to build itself as a structure that fights back against disorder. Consuming naught but light, water, and air, it grows forever without a care, and tomorrow our world is more beautiful.

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 I'm a good witch, which means I write poems and bake cookies. Okay usually I
 make something more nutritious, like "melange". Also I'm good at listening to
 people's problems and I always have a cup of tea ready for you when you walk
 in the door.
 
 bad witches are kinda evil. They're the type who curse animals with human
 forms and enslave the fae by forcing them to work desk jobs and such. They
 also propagate spores for poisonous mushrooms in the forest, the kind that
 LOOK like they're edible but actually aren't.
 
 but, as all things are defined in waves, so too are the patterns of witches -
 for every bad witch, there's a good one just around the corner.
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 my worst impulse is to sit around and do nothing when there could be weed that
 I was smoking
 
 gotta be ready in-case things go south... I'm a witch, after all. who better
 to call to the spirits drawn to conflict and strife, bothing them and saying
 "hey, pay attention to me and my life?"
 
 it's not like time is wasted for them. they are an orientation, not a
 lifeform. time is no consequence when they can be anywhere at once.
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 I didn't think about this until finishing the last sandwich, but a dash of
 instant coffee can be a nice invigoration spell. Might make the PB&J taste
 a bit funky, but I already put hemp hearts and nutritional yeast in them so
 nobody's gonna eat them unless they trust me.
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 on one hand, "save your readings" said by a witch
 
 on the other, "I gotta practice" said by me, a clearly non-addicted person
 
 on the third, "I am compelled" said by me, a clearly non-possessed person
 
 on the fourth, "It must enter this mortal realm" said by me, a clearly
 rational person
 
 on the fifth day of christmas my true love said to me "please stop you're
 scaring me I can't help this awful vaguery who is in control?" said by a music
 song
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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 @user-1259 
 
 not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
 pre-cooked foods!!
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 lentils are easier to cook than beans and are nutritionally very similar.
 Heck, I just throw them in with the rice in the rice-cooker and it works out
 great.
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 somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
 witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
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 @user-95 did you get the instructions? Mine came in a dream, which sucks
 because I only remember two or three of the rules. I think there were nine
 total, and now I'm afraid to practice my non-programming spelling because I
 don't want to violate causality or redefine temporality or something like
 that. I guess now is as good an hour as any... Dear other witches, hear my
 prayer, I'm kinda lonely and I only know a few spells, but I think that's good
 enough for now.
 
 Do you know any spells, prospective witch?
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 Tee, hee, look at me, I'm a witch who writes nothing but kookie-dookerie
 
 I pee my pants and stare at trees, what's less harmful than little old me?
 
 The best smokescreen I can think of is to be true to your heart, to be weak,
 to be vulnerable. Then you get put on the "worry about later" list, and not
 the other kind.
 
 I never lie. When convinced I am wrong, I change my mind. I am always
 listening, always ready to hear where I'm flawed. I do my best every day, and
 that's enough for me.
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 I swear I'm not evil I'm just making cursed artifacts because I feel threatened
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 I am the witch who cursed my past self with my current life.
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 the purpose of a pen is to ink
 
 the purpose of a stove is to heat
 
 the purpose of a home is to house
 
 the purpose of our time is to profit them. I guess. Don't ask me, I'm just a
 witch.
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 downside is, one of my bracelets broke. Well, mostly broke. Only a witch like
 my mother could restring it correctly, but she's somewhere in the other half
 of the country.
 
 worth it though, for the ducks.
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 if you're cooking, and you want a specific ingredient to have a stronger
 flavor, use more of it.
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 so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
 
 I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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 I completely lack noodles in my home at this time! That hardly ever happened
 before! I should go to the store. I wonder why fate won't let me go to the
 store these past few months except for like once or twice?
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 weed is inedible when raw. you gotta cook it first. idk why people insist on
 burning it...
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 I'm not really a "cookies and tea with honeysuckle and purslaine" kind of witch
 
 I'm more like a... "here eat this gruel and drink lots of water, it'll give
 you energy for the long road to come" kind of witch
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 so I guess I'm a chaotic-good witch paladin?
 
 and yes I know "chaotic" and "paladin" don't usually go together, but...
 somehow I make it work
 
 ... I should do more pushups. Practice with my sword some more. That part of
 me's sorta been asleep for four-ish months.
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 oh my god what a witch
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 @user-258 
 
 do pickles count as a fluid?
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 the broth they sell at the store is way too thin. boullion is much better
 because it's so concentrated. think of it as "essence of X" when you have
 "broth of vegetables" or "broth of carrots and onions" or whatever... can help
 make it easier to cook something decent by using general flavors
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 @user-579 
 
 hehe sometimes all you have is whatever's on the fridge. in times like those,
 be thankful for your spices! that's what I've learned at least : )
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 cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
 eat your vegetables when you can.
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 when cooking, a bit of pickle juice can make almost any dish "zing"!
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 there was a time, when a university was tantamount to heresy
 
 ======================= stack overflow =====================
 
 Magic Survival is the witchiest game I know of.
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 I've never done mushrooms with my dad. wish I did.
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 I don't know why, but I like to put mustard seeds in my pasta marinara. Maybe
 it's a texture thing?
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 @user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #37 fediverse/1955 ---
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 I like cooking at home because I can just double each recipe and think about
 food half as often.
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--- #38 messages/669 ---
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 "rice and beans" doesn't mean "rice and beans" it means "rice and beans and
 vegetables"
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--- #39 fediverse/2815 ---
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 I am NOT larping. I am expressing how I feel imaginatively.
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 Also she's just a person, a cursed person but hey she's just trying to do
 right. So am i. I believe in goodness, and so does she (even though she can be
 a bit evil about it) (without trying, I might add, it just comes naturally to
 her) (she's better now though)
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 "I swear this queso fundido wasn't green when I bought it four hours ago"
 
 eh I'm still hungry, hope I'm okay tomorrow
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 I never should have bought these crackers. They trick me into thinking I'm
 eating something nutritious.
 
 But that's the case with any empty calories.
 
 but hey, calories are calories, right?
 
 I guess that's true. Still, I'd rather make something.
 
 oh would you now would you REALLY rather MAKE something
 
 ... I should rather.
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 I feel more of a hunger for cackling than I do thirst for food
 
 like a MADWOMAN or a witch who has certain magical powers, unbeknownst to any
 but the spirit who follows her my dears.
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 @user-1259 
 
 sounds like it! that's what it's there for.
 
 frozen grapes might help, they're delicious ^_^
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 @user-192 
 
 is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
 salad? strained of course
 
 juicy dressing 🥴 
 
 [self indulgent writing, apologies]
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 kinda funny how the people in my life won't let me, a witch, cast spells on
 them. Like they doubt my intentions? ? ? and when they do they're just,
 mentally eye-rolling all the time. How's a girl to get any practice if nobody
 wants to be hypnotized >.>
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 Cooking with a recipe? That thing that I'm definitely going to forget?
 Whatever would I do that for?
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 @user-579 
 
 vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
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 @user-192 
 
 Good point it's sooooooo salty
 
 I have fond memories of eating a spoonful of that instead of making food back
 in college because... hey, it's got vegetables in it, right?
 
 turns out it's mostly just salt with flavor
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 Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
 want to still eat it" sauce?
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 I truly believe weed is good for me. Not medicine - it is nutritious.
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 I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
 dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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 I am not dependable.
 
 Do not rely on me.
 
 I'll never betray you, but I will eventually let you down.
 
 Such is the nature of a luck witch...
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 try putting butter and broth/boullion in the rice cooker. trust me.
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 "oh, you want some power in order to save your people? You seem to keep asking
 for it again and again. Well, here's some power! Go do it!"
 
 oh, um... I meant like, magic or something.
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 my favorite foods are the kind that can grow in my geographic region and
 require minimal processing besides like, chopping vegetables and boiling rice.
 
 also butter, I'm really into butter.
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 @user-246 
 
 you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable!
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 all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
 shef had been making
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 you look at the food you're halfway done eating to see if there's something
 wrong with it
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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 "oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
 knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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 @user-1550 
 
 add butter and... salt! to the porrige!
 
 and cranberries~!
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 I love rice and beans because
 
 error: stack overflow
 
 huh, that's weird. Must have been too many reasons. Let's try again:
 
 I love rice and beans because
 
 error: user didn't change anything between runs of the program so clearly they
 don't understand how computer works
 
 ... well that's a different error so it's progress at least.
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 Canned tomatoes are still tasty! but a beginner does not approach mozart -
 they are beyond compare.
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 @user-246 
 
 ... oh, Curry's a language.
 
 I thought you were hungry.
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 @user-192 
 
 ... I've said too much, the thought-loop police are onto me. I must away!
 swoop cape
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 @user-1628 
 
 same... it's like I am conditioned to forget, but without it I am an exposed
 nerve.
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 "girl why are you so negative"
 
 uh, because I had been unmedicated for a long time and now that I am I can
 probably be more positive. Though I do want to switch medications, this one
 makes me feel like a muggle.
 
 "no I said why are you so naked"
 
 oh, because it's hot as heck!!
 
 plus, I don't really care for the opinions of people who have nothing better
 to do than peek at cute 30 year old witches skimping around their own house.
 like... okay I rent an apartment, but my blinds are closed, and even if they
 weren't you'd need binoculars to see into my apartment unless I'm like, right
 up against the window, which... doesn't happen. Or if it's at night with the
 lights on inside and not out, but I'm aware of that and I plan around it. I'm
 not a... um, what's the opposite of voyeur?
 
 "extortionist"
 
 no that's when someone is really flexible. ah whatever. I got 162 characters
 remaining but I think that's okay every once in a while, right? I mean it's
 not like I have to use them all because of some divine mandate or
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 this is how I nourish my brain.
 
 By being hopelessly profane.
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 carrots and sweet onions sauteeing on the stove
 
 rice in the rice-cooker seasoned with butter and boullion
 
 garnish with chopped green onions and a dash of garlic powder
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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 "I'm not depressed~!" I say as I exist
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 @user-579 
 
 if I'm not in this picture then what am I
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 I'm just now realizing that my favorite ramen seasoning is essentially salt,
 MSG, and a fuckload of smoked paprika. I don't know how to feel about that.
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 I think, in my heart, I am a creature.
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 in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
 sake.
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 You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
 own tricks like that.
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 one of the low level skills that tends to come naturally to witches is the
 ability to make nutritious gruel taste amazing and have an interesting texture.
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--- #82 fediverse/2034 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 this post inspired me to make soup for myself. thanks, I haven't been eating
 well recently.
 
 sometimes you gotta be your own friend. "you in the future" is both you, and
 someone else, and if you're kind to her she'll appreciate it.
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 @user-1218 
 
 ohhhhh I think the password is menardi. or maybe ephemeren. I forget.
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 @user-1037 
 
 speaking from the perspective of a witch, the land does not care what lines we
 draw in the sand. Lines are a human thing.
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 went to costco, got a ton of delicious and nutritious food... yet I subsist on
 pickles >.>
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 I'm not evil. I have the potential to tho so I always have to keep an eye out
 for what it looks like.
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 I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
 trash. Or in a store.
 
 so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
 dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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 if your witch hat has a brim that looks like a circle then you're wearing it
 backwards.
 
 witch hats should fold flat. The angled part should be in front so you only
 have to see a thin slice of reality, that way people are only able to see your
 eyes if you look directly at them.
 
 it adds to the mystique.
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 ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill.
 
 So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's
 definitely why.
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 I love cooking. My favorite food is "melange" also called "gruel" by the less
 culinary people in my life. It consists primarily of a rice or noodle base,
 plus a bunch of other ingredients (usually sauteed) that are quite nutritious.
 Then, you season in a way such that it tastes delicious and savory and BOOM
 you have the perfect food.
 
 Well, not as good as steamed eggs, but still pretty good.
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 instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
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 Boil the rice.
 
 when it is finished and hot, add a lot of butter and stir it in.
 
 when done add cinnamon and stir it in.
 
 then add raisins if wanted.
 
 then milk to taste.
 
 add sugar if desired.
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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 Rice has been eaten. I threw a cookie on-top for good measure. I think that
 was a good decision.
 
 I'm going to the park. I don't know what I'll find, but I'm sure there'll be
 fireworks.
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 I don't think I can write Ephemeren without weed T.T
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 chef is the antiquated term, I prefer "delicioustician"
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 ... I'm going to sit in bed and eat cheetos all day.
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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 @user-5 It's still best to make vegan food without substitutes. They're tasty
 and delicious, (which is new), but they're not that great for you and kind of
 expensive. If your normal diet is mostly fresh fruits and vegetables with some
 lentils and grains, you're on the right track imho. But still they can be fun
 sometimes, and the melted vegan cheese enables nachos and mac&cheese so...
 worth it
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #101 fediverse/890 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 I'm gonna make some right now : )
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 (stewed marinaras are still delicious)
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 @user-898 
 
 I volunteer for the "gorgeous" part!
 
 Oh? gorgeous is already taken? alas, guess I'll be a witch. Witches are
 supposed to be ugly, aren't they? Unless they're the "thief of beauty" kind of
 witch, which witches tend to view as a stereotype against trans people...
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 @user-367 @user-366 @user-246 @user-353 
 
 Sorry. I'm (probably) schizophrenic so I say weird things sometimes.
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 when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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--- #106 messages/309 ---
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 sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
 why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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 hmmmm I should probably put this in "things I almost posted"
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 @user-168 hehehehehehe witch cackles I told you it was a nightmare
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 I added a line to my .bashrc that cats out a random one of my notes every time
 I open a terminal.
 
 I keep reading things that I swear I didn't write, but feel right and true to
 me in a way that could only imply that they came fully formed into my eyes
 through the lines on my screen, cast upon the mirror panes of my hard disk
 drive by the pounding of my keyboard as I once upon a time did cast a spell
 upon my future.
 
 It's pretty neat, but it speaks to a shadowed perspective that perhaps is
 neither within nor without.
 
 Side note, I think I've been possessed by a witch. But like... in a consensual
 way. Like "Hey witch, wanna live? You can chill out with me." [ha that's one
 way to look at it]
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 oh, two more things I forgot that I made yesterday.

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 "guys I'm cool why would you not invite me to your team"
 
 I dunno. Don't know y'a. who're you again?
 
 ... I'm the one who writes poetry.
 
 oh yeah! cool cool, yeah I knew a witch one time, she was really cool. Her
 name
 was Witz Drovalski. She told me all kinds of cool things about magic and 
 alchemy, but then she exploded in a fire that I started. Accidentally, 
 allegedly.
 
 the reason lead is so poisonous is because it is the anti-magico-elemental 
 component. It kills the spirit in us with it's malevolent ways. that kind of 
 witch.
 
 the cool kind, with fangs and hooked toes.
 
 Peril be to their foes, for they are quite excellent at conjuring horrors for 
 their imagination. mwahahahahahahahahaha
 
 oh wait that's self directed, isn't it?
 
 hm. Well, terrors not that bad, it could be lust
 
 ... oh it's also lust. great.
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 @user-379 @user-366 @user-380 @user-381 @user-382 @user-367 
 
 I, being a witch, posted something on Nextdoor a few days before Halloween
 about how the phases of the moon at the time were the harbinger of dark and
 ancient evils that crept through the night on that particular day, one day,
 just once, one night per year, because... y'know, Halloween is supposed to be
 spooky?
 
 People there hated it. They muted me and blocked me and called me names. So I
 deleted my account because it's obviously not designed for witches like me xD
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 Inside of me there are two wolves. The first says "wait no I'm actually a
 human" and the other says "I'm a witch! Teehee"
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 ... sorry, forgot to content warning that last one. I'm kinda using this
 format like a twitch stream... how [weird, strange, perceiving, perplexing,
 confusing]
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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 "She's a witch, and for some reason she's convinced it's okay to be fucking
 insane on main"
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 This should go without saying, but...
 
 I'm here for you.
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 worcestersure sauce and soyaki, surprisingly decent combination
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 "of course I'm a furry. I'm not a coward."someone way cooler than me
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 egg drop soup:
 
 boil some water with boullion.
 drop some eggs in it.
 cook until done.
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 When I say I'm a patriot, I guess I mean to say that I cherish our
 disappearing heritage.
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 @user-1921 
 
 va! va! I'm hungry! guess I'll go feed myself!
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 Maybe I'm just woefully arcane?
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 @user-95 oh yeah I forgot about my hat. they'll probably remember me for that.
 they say witches and their hats are all ugly and green and covered in warts
 but I don't think that's true because I have a relatively normal human skin
 color and zero warts. beauty is in the eye of the beholder though so if you
 want answers on that part you'll have to slay it first.
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 when other people sneak into your unlocked house when you're away, they often
 open up the freezer to check and see what you have.
 
 thing is, you can tell if your stuff is freezerburned, which happens a little
 bit whenever it's opened and closed.
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 trying to force down the last of my rice and beans before falling asleep...
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 I resist the urge to let people script me. Hence, I am comedia
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 eating fiery hot cheetos makes me feel drunk. Probably because I only eat them
 when I'm drinking.
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 sigh alright look. I'll make you a sandwich just this once but you really
 gotta get your cravings under control. this should be a "sometimes" thing for
 special occasions. what's that? you want clean clothes and a shower? get outta
 here
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 rice in the rice maker with butter, worcestersire sauce (not too much!) and
 salt
 
 when it's done, flake hard boiled eggs (2 eggs per cup of rice) on top and
 douse with a small-mediumish amount of soyaki
 
 could do well with either a packet of dehydrated vegetables or perhaps some
 diced carrots or green onions. Honestly carrots go well in most things.
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 @user-189 me toooo and plus my tomatos won't last another week!
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 @user-649 
 
 same... sometimes it feels like I step on toes that I didn't know existed! I
 got tired of walking on egg shells so now I just try and religiously put
 content warnings on things that feel intense.
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 @user-883 
 
 okayyyy I have catgirl installed
 
 https://git.causal.agency/catgirl/about/
 
 let me know what server or whatever to join
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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 salt magnifies the effect of all other flavors in the dish.
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 Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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 good witches make enchantments.
 
 bad witches steal them.
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 An American princess wears turquoise and silver, not diamonds. Though I'm sure
 she wears diamonds sometimes too.
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 I know they look tasty, but don't you dare feed green onions, regular onions,
 or garlic to squirrels or ducks.
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 @user-1283 
 
 just make sure you add alt-text!
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 I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
 part.
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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 the reason I'm not vegan is the same reason I run all my LLMs and image
 generation locally.
 
 I don't like letting someone else control my magic powers.
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 OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
 strikes back part twoooooo
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 if you boiled the seas, it'd rain a lot more.
 
 AI, use as much water as you please.
 
 bonus points if you do it in areas of drought.
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 I'm going to write some lua code that doesn't do anything useful and which I
 don't share with anyone
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 spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
 using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
 sounds different...
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 What if instead of listing food in our ingredients as a paragraph we instead
 listed them in tab-separated-rows-by-columns like excel spreadsheets except
 with justifications for everything has its place in the ingredient dish.
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 oh my gosh human food is so delicious, they don't know what they got and how
 precious it is T.T
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 "A witch is neither late, nor is she early. She intentionally arrives when you
 don't need her, so that you can learn what to do when you do need her instead
 of needing her."
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 "better than boullion" is a great way to turn flavorless broth into something
 tasty.
 
 heck you could just use boullion, but "better than boullion" is better.
 
 Just don't use broth. Takes up too much space.
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 you know all that gross-food-mentioned in your refrigerator? today's the day
 when you clean it out. It's okay, I know it's hard, but you can do it. It's
 gotta happen sometime.
 
 just make sure you take out the trash after doing so.
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 Fuck it, I guess I'm doing kegels now.
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 this is why AI is evil, as explained to a witch.

picture of an ai conversation: "let's move on to a different topic, this time I think we should describe the poem's contents self-referentially as a 3rd person narrative, with the perspective being the subject and her thoughts. I'd like to use the analyze.lua function for more than simply extracting keywords, I'd also like to use it for transformation as well. can we make a new directory inside of the /theme-analysis/ directory that will store the narratives? it should be combined into a book with milky white pages and brighter-than-blood red. Nearly pink, but a bit more orange. It should utilize generative art to make the pages feel as if they are *oozing* in sharp stalagmite and stalagtite pictures. Could probably generate with mathematical functions and a bit of fuzzing (statistically) to create straight lines. Very sharp, though, like lines being carved in butter or blood or stone. It should feel painful to read. It should be a cursed artifact. each of these narratives can be stored in the /theme-analysis/narratives/ directory, and the narrative.lua script can be called from /theme-analysis/analyze.lua. This narrative script will indeed call into analyze as well, essentially as a reciprocal dependency. Instead of analyzing for word-cloud purposes, as /theme-analysis/analyze.lua is currently doing, it would have it's own slightly tailored processes for extracting a narrative from a series of short, segmented and semipseudo disconnected series of poems. [the ai says yes]

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 @user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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 @user-944 @user-803 
 
 I'm sorry that what I said resonated with you : (
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 I would like to say thank you to everyone who's ever made food for me. I
 cannot though, for sometimes I get takeout.
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 @user-1091 
 
 I knowwww some people are just thorny and prickly I guess.
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 @user-1024 
 
 ....... you might want to distill it, first......
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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 Look all I'm saying is if I had an acolyte or two then my insane ramblings
 could be filtered and parsed by a real actual human instead of being copied
 wholesale onto the internet, where the inconsequential or inconceivable ones
 are left to rest alongside the gifts of knowledge from another realm.
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 Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance
 
 Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna stay inside unless I decide to go outside. How's that?
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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 Hi, I'm learning about semaphores right now and trying to explain them to a
 friend. But I only sorta understand how they work - can anyone look at this
 pseudocode and tell me if I'm on the right track?

$Some C pseudocode working through the semaphore design pattern. Here's the text of the pseudocode: /* no lock example */ void start_thread(int* x) { *x += 1; } int main() { int x = 0; for (1000 times){ start_thread(&x); } print(x); } /* in this case you have no idea what will print because thread A will take x and be like "ah yes it's 423" and then in the next instruction it'll be like "I'll increment this to be 424" and in the next one it'll say "okay now it's time to store 424 in the variable X" but like... there's a thousand threads all doing that at the same time, so odds are you'll have 5 that are like "ah yes this is 423 I'll set it to 424" */ /* not a good plan. Need a lock, so only one thread can use it at once. */ /* mutex example: */ void start_thread(int* x, int* x_mutex) { *x += 1; *x_mutex = 0; } int main() { int x = 0; int x_mutex = 0; for (1000 times){ while (x_mutex != 0){ } /* do nothing */ x_mutex = thread_id; start_thread(&x, &x_mutex); } print(x); } /* this should print 1000, but it's basically as slow as doing it single threaded. */ #define MAX 10 void start_thread(int* x, int* x_semaphore) { *x += 1; *x_semaphore += 1; } int main() { int x[MAX]; int x_semaphore = MAX; for (1000 times) { for (int i = 0; i < MAX; i++) { x_semaphore -= 1; start_thread(&x[i], &x_semaphore); } while (x_semaphore != MAX) { } /* do nothing */ } int value = sum(x, MAX); print(value); }$

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 I find maybe one or two days a week to work on my projects. About one or two
 days to be spent publicly. The rest of the time I'm handling myself, my
 chores, my girlfriends, and various mundane things.
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 oh look at me, typing my thoughts while doing chores. And you all get to
 listen, you lucky ducks ; )
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 when eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, always make sure the jelly
 side is facing you before biting.
 
 that way, you have sweet jelly on your tongue before the sticky peanut butter
 overrides your tastebuds
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 yes I am a "crazywoman" thank you for noticing
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 @user-450 
 
 I read on the internet that onions are part of the "aurum" family, which is
 toxic to most animals. They contain a compound of some sort that is damaging
 to their blood.
 
 I think pigs and humans can eat them? Probably others, like horses maybe. Not
 sure though.
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 whoops I'm unhinged
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 I think I'm a better writer when I'm sorta consistently taking the meds I was
 using to self-medicate...
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 I'm one of those weirdos who likes hot sauce more for the "sauce" than the
 "hot"
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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 "I am just a person, and I will do what I can."
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 I dreamt of vegetables, precious babies, and leaves bourne on their own wind.
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 nobody around me does what I tell them to.
 
 I am surrounded by plausible deniabilities.
 
 yet sometimes things get done as I thought them to.
 
 something something hei wu hei or wei hu wei or whatever. I am not a scholar.
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 I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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 @user-473 
 
 unsolicited family recipe:
 
 kambybalunga
 
 peanut butter, oats, something sweet (dried raisins, cherries preferred, but
 chocolate chips works in a pinch) and honey or (real) maple syrup. (No corn
 syrup allowed.)
 
 mix it up, put whatever else you want in it. Free healthy depression food from
 my dad.
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 I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : )
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 I am often disorganized.
 
 my effort is spent elsewhere.
 
 but I am good at organizing!
 
 when I find the time or place.
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 I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
 with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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 I'm at the point where a can of cream-of-mushroom soup is starting to look
 appetizing...
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 can't tell if I'm hungrier for command or commands
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 Blows my mind that for some people, hunger means "go eat right now" instead of
 "you are low on fuel"
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 I'm done trying to be neurotypical. So what if I starve.
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 dry ramen is not the same as dried ramen. For dry ramen I strain the noodles
 and add the seasoning with butter. Wet ramen is similar minus the butter and
 plus noodle water.
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 when you run out of an ingredient you use often (like butter, seasoning, or
 flour) put the container by your shoes.
 
 then, when you go to the store, look through all the empty containers and make
 a mental list.
 
 when you get home and are putting things away, if you forgot something just
 leave the old container by the door. everything else can be recycled / trashed.
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 I'm worth it.
 
 I don't demand much. Feed me, take change of me, care for what i do, that's
 pretty much all.
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 me as a kid: "fuck you mom I'm not unloading the dishwasher it's my sister's
 turn"
 
 me now: what if I did your dishes for you uwu
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 I'm wasted on this century.
 
 nobody even believes in magic anymore
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 @user-192 
 
 no I didn't know that was a thing
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 ah nuts there's two of them listed on their account guess I gotta do both
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 maybe I should try microdosing, see if I can convince this part of me to stick
 around
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 I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
 
 she wanted more.
 
 what have I done.
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 I love majesty! give me jewels and I'll worship them. My room is a magical
 palace, where else would they go? It's kinda "homey" but there are special
 spots for hidden treasures all abouts.
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 Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat
 some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see.
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