=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
 witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 I wish I was capable T.T
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--- #2 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #3 messages/392 ---
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 Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
 waste of potential!
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--- #4 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams. have no fear ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment. The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare against the reader's comfort. The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so. Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨ 
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--- #5 bluesky#23 ---
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #6 fediverse/3611 ---
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #7 fediverse/371 ---
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 @user-274 @user-275 
 
 ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T
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--- #8 fediverse/5942 ---
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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #9 fediverse/5969 ---
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 I can't find my pants T.T
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--- #10 fediverse/5086 ---
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 nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
 northwest, but hey here we are.
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 @user-168 hehehehehehe witch cackles I told you it was a nightmare
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--- #12 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
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--- #13 fediverse/3562 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #14 fediverse/4886 ---
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 about to do something scary! wish me luck! nothing that could harm me
 (probably) but still scary!!
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 cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
 eat your vegetables when you can.
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--- #16 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #17 fediverse/347 ---
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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 Hello, I am a witch and this is my altar.
 
 Here, I dream of a green USA.
 
 covered by the branches,
 my body decays into parts,
 ready to join the next life that needs me.
 
 [read the alt-text on the pictures, or listen to your screenreader for more
 explanation]
a round planter pot with a dead plant growing out of it. At it's feet there are sticks I found outside that are covered in moss - the moss is dehydrated, and so brown and dusty. Sticking out of the pot is a flag of my homeland, and behind it there is a fog covered windowpane. In addition, my cat watches from behind, asking me to open the door for her so she can go out on the porch and freeze for a bit before begging to be let back in. She just wanted to see the cold, I suspect. close up picture of the thirsty moss. There is a small glass jar partly filled with water - I add a bit more whenever I pray, from my water bottle. As it evaporates from the jar, it makes the world just a bit more humid, and better for moss to grow in. there are leaves and detritus in the planter pot as well, to simulate a forest floor covered in soil. I've sprayed the moss with water, and it awakens and spreads it's arms in exultation. The light from the window behind it gives power to it's ever-beckoning grasp, as it sucks carbon from the atmosphere to build itself as a structure that fights back against disorder. Consuming naught but light, water, and air, it grows forever without a care, and tomorrow our world is more beautiful. 
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--- #19 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #20 fediverse/3730 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 NO
 
 NOT ROOT
 
 NOOOOOOO T.T
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