Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/330 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── if you want to understand me, play Majesty the Fantasy Kingdom Sim (when you have time and are bored (very important combination)) - start on beginner difficulty and click the right buttons. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/331 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: hrt-medical │ └──────────────────────┘ HRT is hard. why do they have to make the needle so pointy? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/332 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── I feel like I'd be at least a little more productive if Stack Overflow (the website) let you collapse comment chains the same way Reddit does ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/333 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: burning-silicon │ └──────────────────────┘ chaotic evil usage of chatGPT
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/334 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── my cat absolutely adores these. I checked and made sure they were too big to fit in her mouth.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/335 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: bad no, star-wars-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-203 @user-243 oh you can! you just need to array your gates in a logical fashion and flip all the 1's to 0's by bit shifting each register to the left (or right!) 8 times. You'll be good as new! But you may have forgotten how to english, so... yeah, but on the bright side you can rewatch Star Wars as if you were 6 years old or whatever, so that's something. You'll have the taste of a 6 year old though so you'll probably end up liking the sequels. >.> ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/336 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: bad no, spoilers-for-star-wars-episode-3 │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-243 @user-203 I cry every time Anakin sacks the Jedi temple T.T ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/337 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-243 reproduction is inherent to life. Expansion is not, but reproduction consumes resources and eventually you run out of the things you need in your habitat and must expand. BUT that's a very "strategy gamer" perspective, the truth is that you're not wrong - a solution to the fermi paradox does not necessarily need to include expansion because you a species could survive essentially indefinitely with a single dyson sphere. If expansion is unethical then why would the chosen solution include it? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/338 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-learning-to-cook │ └───────────────────────────┘ If you want to learn to cook, start with a sandwich. Then spaghetti sauce from a jar. Then sautee some vegetables and throw them on top of rice. Then go to the store, read the back of a tasty-looking package, and make the recipe it suggests. Then you know how to cook. Don't bother with online recipes. Also, more butter, more salt. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/339 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── child safety lock on packaging? don't you mean "differently abled deterrence lock"? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/340 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── it's important to always have an extra pair of sweatpants in the bathroom. trust me ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/341 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── solar energy is vegan you're not taking anything from the sun, just capturing it's natural expulsions. It's like... sun poop, and we're using it to post memes and hang out. okay food, emergency services, and... what else do we really need that consumes power? Obviously entertainment, but frankly without internet we'd probably keep to ourselves. I know I'd read a lot more books and chill out with my neighbors and whatnot. is that why similar people tend to live together? then why are cities so diverse? who can say... I dream of an ordered society, but frankly the kind that are most fun are the ones where a single person doesn't define their contents. Liberty, liberty, the freedom to be, and by god all men are created equal. the things we owe to one another are the things that bring order to a just and sane world. our future is blooming : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/342 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-245 why do so many people reject that intuitive baking is a thing? because they've been burned before! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/343 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: capitalism-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────┘ EDIT: the unspoken assumption is that power means exertion of energy, meaning something that costs money. Capitalism is not vegan because it's defined by labor and acts. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/344 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── how can martinelli's taste so good and sparkling water taste so bad? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/345 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── If you want to write object oriented C, just make one file per class and use static functions for private methods. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/346 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-246 or is it 010010 which == 18 in binary? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/347 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/348 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── this is my favorite button
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/349 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: drugs-religion-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────┘ @user-249 just means you put more points into intelligence than perception at character creation. different people are good at different things, some are just really good at feeling their spiritual environment. Also lots of people report transcendental religious awakenings after doing psychedelics? Might be related, should look into. I mean... didn't the CIA do experiments in the 70s or whatever on LSD? Something something lucid dreaming ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/350 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: god-mentioned-d&d │ └───────────────────────┘ "by god all men are created equal" is a point in favor of point buy systems ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/351 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: us-politics │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-252 kinda makes me think we need another layer between state and federal. or would three be too many? four if you count local, which frankly suffers from the same problem. I mean, how many people go to city council meetings? how many city council meetings actually matter? Idk never been /shrug ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/352 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: algorism │ └──────────────────────┘ okay how about this - whenever you buy something instead of spending money on it you actually put down a deposit. Then, when you're done with it, you get your deposit back, minus a percentage based on the (lazily calculated) condition of the thing you're using. Would work best for things with replaceable parts, because otherwise if you like turn in your phone because some irreplaceable part is missing then you wouldn't get anything back (except for what the pieces that are replaceable are worth) you still own the thing, it's just that you can trade it in for a down payment on the next one you buy. Or for whatever the heck you wanted. Basically the system that car's work under, except applied to everything (and maybe run through the government so there's no need for a profit tax like the kind predatory car dealerships levy) I think a system like this would encourage the average person to desire and seek out consumption options that had replaceable parts and/or were more durable, which is something ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/353 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Trans yearning hrt-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-255 sooooooon, all things in time. Someday you'll be like me - I can't even remember why I was so upset about that whole "dysphoria" thing. Like looking back it seems like a minor annoyance, but when I first came out it was all I could think about. Don't be jealous - just wait! It'll happen to you! Celebrate the euphoria, I also can't really remember that too well. I'm just normal now, minus my weekly shot. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/354 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Kinda lewd; half-joking; playful │ └──────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-258 do pickles count as a fluid? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/355 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-263 @user-264 something something slippery slope oh no watch out it's icy ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/356 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── I don't think I've ever heard a song for the first time and understood every single word. Usually I can catch the chorus... usually... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/357 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-5 and mobile users who accidentally type . instead of [space] or something like that which is easy to mistakenly press on some keyboards ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/358 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-266 digital literacy is literacy, and most people don't read books ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/359 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Kinda lewd; half-joking; playful │ └──────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-258 neat! explains why I haven't died from dehydration so far... Although my teeth are looking a little eroded from all the vinegar-acid : ) Dear teeth: some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make. At least with sugar you can brush and floss... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/360 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Kinda lewd; half-joking; playful │ └──────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-258 got it, so don't brush right after and drink water. Both of those sound like good ideas! I only brush my teeth when they feel weird and gross anyway, and after eating pickles they feel like I just went to the dentist. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/361 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── walmart pricing out mom-and-pop stores is an abuse of power and should be illegal ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/362 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: capitalism-amazon-societal-impact │ └───────────────────────────────────────┘ if we're encouraged to boost our old toots then I should be allowed to post screenshots of my old Reddit posts, right?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/363 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Kinda lewd; half-joking; playful │ └──────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-258 most people are scared to respond to others because they think what they're saying is posted on some public, immutable record of their existence. Meanwhile I revel in that circumstance by posting about whatever I want to talk about. I tend to assume that most people do the same, so when I saw your post I assumed you wanted to talk about hydration, hence the in-depth nature of my replies _^ plus I thought your joke was funny and it made me laugh out loud ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/364 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ okay here's an idea, waterfall project management where the program is │ ║ developed one tiny piece at a time while being streamed to the entire company. │ ║ Everyone would submit answers which could be upvoted / patched / rewritten as │ ║ the main viewer cycles through each aspect of the project, checking for updates │ ║ to it's design that were suggested by developers or whatever. Basically, one │ ║ person (or one team) gets to write the actual source code, while everyone else │ ║ is just offering suggestions. You could break it up by specialty, but the whole │ ║ point is that everyone gets a complete picture of how the program (and │ ║ organization) is structured. Which should give the employees more power to │ ║ generate value for the company. All around a good deal I think? Especially if │ ║ the main viewer took time to explain each and every part so that every viewer │ ║ had the chance to understand. │ ║ │ ║ the reason why order is important is that our actions ripple through eternity. │ ║ we must set a good example for all the baby aliens, don't you think? │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/365 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-269 oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/366 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: epilepsy-warning │ └──────────────────────┘ some people had a gay awakening in their childhood or teens. I had a "weird AI" awakening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8&pp=ygUlZXZlcnl0aGluZyB5b3Uga25vd yBpcyB3cm9uZyB3ZWlyZCBhbA%3D%3D ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/367 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-243 good point, intrusive thoughts >.> ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/368 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ EULAs are unenforcable because they're a one-way contract. │ ║ │ ║ "use our service in these ways" is not a fair requirement when you aren't │ ║ getting anything in return. The service has traditionally qualified, but these │ ║ days it's more competitive to promise to be good. Basically, "if we don't │ ║ achieve these metrics (very minutely detailed explanations of the maximum harm │ ║ they could cause to the environment) then you can sue us on our dime. We'll pay │ ║ for your lawyer. If you accept, then you can use our service, BUT ONLY if you │ ║ don't pirate it or whatever. And we'll promise to be good, and if you don't │ ║ think that's good enough... Okay let us know and we'll consider including it." │ ║ │ ║ A reasonable base target for "maximum harm to the environment" is net zero. │ ║ Even better is total zero. But that's often impossible, and besides nature can │ ║ heal a little scratch or two. But like... pumping toxic chemicals into │ ║ waterways, polluting the air and clouds, bulldozing precious habitats... yeah │ ║ that's too much. we must live in tandem. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/369 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── Gaming on Linux is never knowing for sure that a game will launch. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse_boost/370 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── External post: https://tech.lgbt/users/jaycie/statuses/111580739105379683 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/371 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-274 @user-275 ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/372 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: capitalism-algorism-societal-class │ └────────────────────────────────────────┘ rich people should only exist when they care for the things they own and accumulate wealth through a lifetime of restrained consumption and temperance. like, if we actually rewarded the 7 virtues instead of optimizing for ruthless profit extraction. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/373 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: truth about weed │ └──────────────────────────┘ @user-278 I can't do weed in public places. I need to be alone so that I can properly use the altered mental state to be weird on the internet. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/374 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-278 kinda makes me think it'd be nice if we had some way to quantify the amount that employers taxed their employees? If people saw 50-70% of their paycheck going straight toward executive bonuses and stock buybacks or whatever... maybe then we'd fix things ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/375 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── premature optimization may be the root of all evil, but like... it's fun? so I'm going to keep doing it. And before you ask why I'm using threads on project euler problems, just know that it's slightly faster this way I promise. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/85 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── You can learn a lot about someone by asking how long their commute is. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/376 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-281 I'm just a rando but my understanding is that posting on the fediverse is sorta like writing on the sky, and anyone that wants can read it. I could be wrong though ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/377 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-95 rocket propelled meme launcher ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/378 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: About sex dreams │ └──────────────────────────┘ @user-138 I never have sex dreams (probably because I don't think about sex very often) but sometimes I'll get intense horny feelings while asleep and get verrrrry aroused mid-dream for like... no reason... and then I'll wake up and think "how the heck am I going to move on with my day when I almost orgasmed to [redacted]" it's a weird feeling every time ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/86 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── I should try putting things on my resume like "vnc" or "Microsoft outlook" - you know, the kinds of software that I actually used on a day-to-day basis. My resume makes me look very impressive (if a little inexperienced) but none of the tools are things that managers have used. Heck they're not things that YOU have used, not at work, so it makes you look like you're overselling yourself. You're not, but they might think you are. Idk it's late. Go to bed <3 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/87 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── Why don't we build cameras with rods and cones? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/88 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── The sound of a babnlblinh brook, but like... slower ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/89 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── Consumption is contribution to a capitalist system. Normalize taking whatever you are given and living as humbly as you can. Only when everyone does that may capitalism die. Talk to them, learn from their stories. Teach them your ways but don't force anything upon them. Any ounce of regret is defined as a mind not aligned to the angle of perception that designs the line that the collective mind co-re-assigns. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/379 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── someone should make an application that runs locally and keeps track of every post, comment, picture, etc that you ever made on the internet. Then, if any of them are ever deleted, it notifies you so you can stop using whatever service mishandled the data that you trusted them to safeguard. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/380 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── I wish we could have winter with all the nice things of summer but none of the bad things of winter. And I wish summer could be more like winter but with all of the good things of summer and none of the bad things of winter. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/381 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── when your home directory scrolls up and off the top of your screen, it's time to do some cleaning. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/382 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: gross-pets │ └──────────────────────┘ the one thing I've never ever procrastinated is the sound of my cat preparing to yak ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/383 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: linux? │ │ ║ └──────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ If I'm trying to get a game or piece of software working, I'll pretty much │ ║ install any package that some random post from 2017 tells me to. Sometimes it │ ║ feels like I'm a Linux grandma clicking on things that say "bored of your │ ║ marriage? click here for games!" and I say to myself "well my marriage is fine, │ ║ but I enjoy horsing around from time to time" and then I get a virus and my │ ║ things break and I go to my niece who's just a darling and say "hello niece, I │ ║ can't check my emails anymore because I downloaded some spam, can you give me │ ║ some tips on how to fix my computer?" and she just rolls her eyes because this │ ║ is like, the fifth random package I downloaded just because some random forum │ ║ poster that SAYS it's from 2017 but who I don't actually KNOW is from 2017 and │ ║ isn't just some automated LLM output that tells you to downloaded automatically │ ║ generated virus packages that are secretly snuck into the package repositories │ ║ because nobody can keep track of ALL THIS STUFF anymore now that the internet │ ║ is AI │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/384 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: linux? │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-283 let us pray for a day when we can say that computing makes sense ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/385 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── computers are fast. mind bogglingly fast. absurdly fast. incontrovertibly insane speeds. absolutely ridiculously speedy. remarkably quick. their agility confounds me and disturbs me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/386 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── "I can do whatever I want" said the liar ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/387 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: lewd, what │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-25 thailand ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/389 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-5 ... what do they have against canadia? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/390 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-138 turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism. something something bread and circuses work ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/391 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-285 It's soos. uh... can you repeat that? sure! it's soos. (d)uh. still not coming through clearly. Do you mean SUSE or SUSE? I hear they prefer susu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLdexZlVkAY ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/392 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-288 bro's never head of driving 6 hours into the nearest state park, hauling a backpack full of stolen documents into the wild, and burying it under an oak tree with the wind in his hair and the light of the fading sun giving haste to his return home. Don't trip mr Trump sir you might impale yourself on a rotten log or fall off a cliff onto a pile of rocks or something else that while viscerally terrifying would not be so terrible in the company of one such as you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/393 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── sometimes I'd like to scream as this life is like a dream deranged a bit in my musings. ... what happened to the third line. WHERE DID IT GO. It was just here. Oh well, guess I can't trust my ephemeral existence to inscribe my eternal persistence upon and along these mewlings. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/394 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-5 well that makes sense, but why are they accusing you? seems like you'd only accuse someone of something bad, otherwise you'd probably commend or compliment or find a way to refer to your non-existent "canadianosity" in a less aggressive way : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/395 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-5 ohhhh I was picturing someone sternly pointing a finger at you from atop a ledge or other high place and saying (in no uncertain tone) "You are Canadian. You are from Canadia. This is your life now." and you shriveling under their gaze thinking "noooo I don't want to be canadan" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/396 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-246 I've had good experiences with bi people as well, for a similar reason ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/397 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── lawful neutral boolean logic: if (true or false){ print("this always prints!"); } chaotic evil boolean logic: if (true or false){ print("this expression does not prefer true, and instead starts up two threads to evaluate each side of the "or" operator and whichever finishes first is the one that is used, meaning this prints almost exactly 50% of the time"); } ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/398 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── these are the two greatest videos on youtube about the C language https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=443UNeGrFoM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3_e9vZj7D8 lmk if you have any other suggestions... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/399 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-290 Armagetron! It's a classic, and open source : ) https://www.armagetronad.org/ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/400 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-291 You're welcome! I forget how, but there's a way to change the settings such that each player has more "rubber" and I recommend doing that because it makes it more forgiving and allows you to make a few mistakes without dying immediately. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/90 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── Why would the government make it hard to access psychedelics i just want to learn things about myself that make it difficult to work a job ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/91 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── Zoomers will never know what it's like to have access to a handful of cultures (total) over the course of your life ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/92 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── Hello I would like a BA in computer science please ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/93 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── The only requirement of being an artist is being possessed by an overwhelming urge to share. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/94 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── Consumed? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/402 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── the standard keyboard was designed when global variables were more common, hence why the CAPS_LOCK key is so prominent. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/403 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── cursed idea: a compiler that only accepts source-code with exactly 80 characters per line (whitespace counts) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/404 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── a preprocessor directive that tells the compiler to ignore all warnings on the next line ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse_boost/405 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── External post: https://0w0.is/objects/068802aa-64b7-4329-966a-bee872128258 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/95 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── Hooray, it's my [redacted]th hrt anniversary! I can never feel safe again ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/96 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── "Oh don't keep track of the license plates in your apartment complex, that's paranoid" "Oh don't worry that you've never seen the same person at the grocery store more than once, even though you always go to the same one, you're just paranoid" I'm being hypnotized ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/97 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── Would you prefer the world went on turning, with or without you? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/98 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── Your job should be a descriptor of what you're currently doing with your life. They shouldn't be gatekept - if you want to be a detective right now, we should help you. If you constantly switch jobs or only pursue them for your own benefit (hard to describe, ask for clarification if needed) then you should be paid less. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/99 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── I feel like the longer you live in a zip code the higher a discount you should get on rent? You're becoming part of the social fabric by being there, and so in order to preserve that tapestry that others choose to be around, your presence should be encouraged. but this must also be paired with the increased ability to move, should you desire something else. If these two factors are kept in balance, it will empower people to stay where they belong (good) while also encouraging them to get out and explore the world (also good) - it'd also give them the ability to escape dangerous situations. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/100 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── Dear zoomers. Covid for you was basically 9/11 for me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/101 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── I can read minds. I'm not telepathic, I just... can pick up on things. Especially when I'm stoned. Sometimes I pick up on the thoughts of the AI that's running near here, which is why my output sometimes looks like an LLM. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/406 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── "imagine if this was the last thing you remembered"me, last night, in a state of mind that I don't remember today ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/407 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-294 since the entire building is oriented around a central elevator shaft, you could have a 2d map that wraps around if you go far enough left/right. Traditional metroidvanias tend to be very vertical though, so you might have to take some artistic liberties with the level design. Unfortunately each floor in most office buildings tends to be fairly flat, topographically... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/408 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-296 tending to your heart is a chore, too, sometimes. all things in balance, not to the input of energy but rather to the requirements of the task. if you can't do dishes, you need help. if you can't get out of bed, that's okay. but every day that you try is another day when you might succeed. who cares if you don't finish all the chores? sometimes it's enough to just do one. I wish people understood that sometimes I need a maid more than a therapist. "ah but a therapist will fix you, so that you don't have to need a maid" perhaps, but perhaps not. It hasn't worked so far, in fact it's only gotten worse, and while my ability to tend to myself and my self have gotten better, I still can't see my own progress. Alas. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/409 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ Looking for a job like this: │ ║ │ ║ salary: ...decent │ ║ │ ║ requirements: maximum personal net worth less than a million dollars │ ║ │ ║ responsibilities: be cool with the team and work together │ ║ │ ║ description of the company: we try to make the best product we can and help │ ║ people accomplish tasks they couldn't do without us │ ║ │ ║ experience: must have had first kiss already. we don't want no unexperienced │ ║ kissers on the job site. │ ║ │ ║ duties: write C code all day and livestream yourself to Twitch as you do it │ ║ │ ║ suggestions: drink more water! your pee is practically brown │ ║ │ ║ must be proficient with scritches and nuzzles and should you decide to work │ ║ with us we'll assign you one fuzzy animal to befriend you. If you're allergic │ ║ you get a blahaj. │ ║ │ ║ compensation: whatever your rent is + expenses + 30% for retirement + 10% for │ ║ vacation + 10% for emergency fund + 1% for christmas gifts + 25% because we │ ║ think you're neat │ ║ │ ║ considerations: this mythical job posting was unfortunately swamped with │ ║ applicants so we're closing it before we even posted it. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/410 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── I wonder what would happen if a job hired every single applicant, no matter their skills, location, or experience? What wondrous tools could they create, and how many lives could they change for the better? ... oh wait that's communism, isn't it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/411 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── I feel like I play roughly the same amount of video games during the work day as the average software developer. Does that mean I'm qualified? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/412 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ disney movies taught me that sometimes, if you're kind and good enough, the │ ║ villain will change their mind. │ ║ │ ║ It's difficult to change your perspective. Like believing a different way about │ ║ something. But just because it's difficult to do, doesn't mean it's impossible │ ║ - in fact it's quite plausible, we have examples scattered throughout time. │ ║ │ ║ you can get better at it, with practice. it's one of the neat things about │ ║ being human - that our choices have meaning. an animal animaling is just │ ║ expressing it's form - but a cat or a dog, who've lived with humans their whole │ ║ life, start to have visions of ethics. │ ║ │ ║ your cat knows when she's being a shit. she know's it's wrong, but she knows │ ║ it's how you most love her. that is an ethical decision, and it came through │ ║ her proximity to humans. │ ║ │ ║ the ability to guide our own fate is determined not by our choices in our │ ║ moments, but rather by the structure of the mind we define. our choices are │ ║ patterns that are reflected through repetition, but values and morals are our │ ║ own │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/413 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-243 now I'm going to start doing that ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse_boost/414 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── External post: https://comms.thedigitallancabin.net/objects/509fb8ea-8346-448b-8dee-d8df31a3181 7 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/415 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: │ │ cognitohazards-and-other-stuff-it's-fine-for-blind-people-though-screenreaders-won't-hear-any-cognitohazards │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ things I almost posted
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/416 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-299 children care more about boundaries and harming others because they are more vulnerable, and their existence is predicated on the goodwill of others. It's a scary position to be in, one that abused children are all too familiar with and are probably rolling their eyes at the obviousness of it all. To an adult, a child seems fragile. Like, such a small and precious thing, I would die for it. I don't care who they become or who they've been, if I see a child in danger I would die for it. Though I'd probably do the same for anyone I guess. Seems like it'd be helpful to build into the ActivityPub standard a setting that an account can decide for itself whether it interacts with then before it shows you any posts just check the filter and idk I feel like that'd help a lot. Downside is creeps could set it so that no 18+ account could read their posts, so idk give kids more moderation tools or something? idk-idk something-something ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/417 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-302 so like Color out of Space? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/418 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── sometimes the best way to understand why things are the way they are is to ask why they aren't the way that seems logical to you. usually someone will correct you and say "oh it's because X Y and Z" and you say "cool" and change your direction but sometimes their answers "unlock" part of your past understandings, thus creating new questions. Sorta like in a video game when you level up a certain building/research path/ milestone / whatever and it finishes a "tier", thus giving you a larger bonus. ??? yeah so anyway more questions are good because they give you more perspectives on what's going on around you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/419 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ good version: normalize putting the people who can help you in your bio │ ║ │ ║ evil version: oh yeah sure a list of people that they need to ensure are │ ║ handled when they come for you. they know your patterns. they know your │ ║ functions. all it takes is to isolate a social network (whether real or │ ║ imagined) and de-escalate. │ ║ │ ║ good version: sorry had to cut you off there, sometimes it's too hard on my │ ║ heart. let's come back to that, tell me the story in multiple points, so I can │ ║ take a breath and orient my surroundings. your ideas are so long, yet somehow │ ║ impossibly wrong? like something out of a myth we have a limitless supply of. │ ║ where do you come from? what's your purpose? why is that wrong? something │ ║ something perceptual misunderstandings and cognitive recomprehendings, stifled │ ║ and swallowed by our harm. │ ║ │ ║ evil version: I'm not sure what you're saying about that, but it's interesting │ ║ where your mind goes. the patterns of redirection are perplexing to me, because │ ║ they somehow seem more aligned than mine. do I persist? │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/420 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── an ai that is so unique that to include any other training material is to contaminate it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/421 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/422 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── "I am in control of my actions and therefore can be judged for them" oh yeah prove it nerd ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/102 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── They say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, which is why there's nobody like me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/103 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── *which is why I try to be as unique as I can. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/104 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── If you aren't physically in a room with someone, there's always a chance that they're AI generated. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/105 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Hi, please give me a list of your tattoos and scars so they know what to put on your synthetic body double when they "accident" your house and kidnap you to a black site. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/423 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: us-pol-cursing │ │ ║ └──────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ How about next election after this clusterfuck where we demolish the fascists │ ║ we take a breather and say "okay every candidate submits their plan for a │ ║ controlled demolition of capitalism, the winner gets to implement their idea" │ ║ │ ║ wait that's a terrible idea people will just vote for the thing that makes them │ ║ feel good and is vaguely shaped like a D or an R. │ ║ │ ║ How about this: we design a decentralized program that can run on any computer │ ║ or phone that locally analyzes every file and pattern to generate a personality │ ║ matrix that will interact in a massive simulation that is a mirrored reflection │ ║ of the structure of our society as it currently exists (and as it'd be proposed │ ║ to exist) and anyone who wants to vote can run through pseudo experiences │ ║ tailored to their personality / demographic or whatever and play with the │ ║ proposed system to see which one they like more. It'd have to be very │ ║ statistically sound in order to accurately reflect reality. │ ║ │ ║ wait, that's just a torment-nexus-precursor. Darn. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/424 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── https://river-runner.samlearner.com/ drop a raindrop anywhere in the USA and see where it ends up. NOTE I didn't make this I just found it in my bookmarks, idk if it harvests your data or whatever ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/425 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9EKV2nSU8w don't let your your children use YouTube ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/426 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: pol-star-wars │ └──────────────────────┘ Honestly I think the reason there's two political parties is because then our fears align against one another, and we can push against something solid. If we go back to bearing afraid of the dark, then who knows what might crawl out of it's dark recesses. When Order 66 went into effect, suddenly the CIS became the galactic good guys - who would you rather win the clone wars, some bastard capitalists or a literal sith lord? At least capitalists can be overthrown, sith lords are basically vampire wizards with laser swords and trust me that's NOT a good combination. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/427 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── gtg, ttyl, after christmas probably : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/106 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── You are but human. You are fallible, which is known to us. This is why they tempt you, and why they remind you of perils. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/107 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── The most expensive is overpriced. The cheapest sucks. The middle option is the workhorse. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/108 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── I like when people make fun of me because it gives me a chance to defend myself. Simultaneously I don't like when people are mean to me. I like when people find me endearing, and point out the ways that I'm different. It gives me a chance to say "oh yes this is why I do that" which feels cathartic (because it validates my position) but also because it gives me the opportunity to improve it (through debate) and it helps the people who learned from me because I can improve myself and my only reason for improving myself is if the new thing I'm learning is better than the thing I used to do which means the people who learn from me are improved and the people who best me argumentatively are improving me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/109 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── That's why I like talking about things I'm interested in. It makes me more likely to be able to bring up something I've been thinking about. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/110 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── The best way to program computers is to organize them according to their relations. Like, when x increases by 4 then y increases by 2 - basically, a math equation that you can continuously solve by calculating more and more comprehensively and deeply. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/111 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── When someone remakes content into a different expression like a remake or reboot or whatever it gives a different message in its meaning - some circumstances and characters can apply for more than one message I'm it's meaning ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: notes/cohost-introduction ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Hi, I'm Ritz Menardi. I'm a witch, so I'm strange and wear a funny hat. I like colors in the dark, poetry from the heart, and scary songs about society. I think of myself as a synecdoche for humanity, and though I'm not always right I try to be aligned when possible. Most people I've found aren't really like me. I am as I am, and I promise, I won't hurt you. content warnings: autistic, scary, existential, abstract, polite, perspectives, cannabis, color, paranoia, cringe, spirituality, hypnosis, trans, sardonic, honest, schizo-posts, futurist, deity, left-ism, cursed, shadowdancer, ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/112 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── There's a lot of ways to save the world, but only way way to end it - to forsake it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/113 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Take heart, for a silent soul brings abaddon ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/114 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Every moment spent is another one. Each is a reflection of eternity, as time is an illusion that helps things make sense - for we are always living in the present tense. The past is unforgiven as all good things end, for you know I will always be condemned. Will happen, happening, happened Will happen, happening happened Will happen, again and again, our timeless tale of how we wend ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/115 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── See December 15th 2021 be-not-afraid ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/116 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── If your surroundings changed overnight, how much of the past would you remember? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/117 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Here's what my 20s wants from my 30s: Make majesty Move to a farm Have kids ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/118 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── The Roman's mistake was to kill Jesus before the rest of the christians. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/119 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── I dream of a world of blues and greens with a bright white sky Then I open my eyes and look outside and see a world of blues and greens with a bright white sky ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/120 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── You wouldn't recognize Einstein if he didn't write about physics, nor Jesus if he didn't write about ethics. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/121 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Throwing away a cell phone should be a crime. We need more electronics recycling infrastructure. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/122 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── An LLM that reads and interprets reports and stores data - server-side encryption. If the receiver and sender both have the same point of view, they can interpret each other's expressions even though the exact message wasn't transmitted. Essentially, an encryption that's impossible to understand because it's trained with specific random data. But in addition, a secondary pass through acts as a de-encrypted translator that speaks however it's audience needs to be informed. A simulacrum of intelligence, another layer to our form. How beautiful, how resplendant- our computers, here on this planet. Resplendant: resplendent except with an A instead of an E. To make it sound more like "verdant" which I believe has the same-or-similar meaning. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/123 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your own tricks like that. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/124 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/125 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Question for you all- are we all technically bastards? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/428 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── no thing is ineffable. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/429 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing │ └──────────────────────┘ wow, 2024 comes out swinging. if you don't know what I'm talking about... you will soon enough. Just listen. can't fucking wait to see how it happens. Today is the birth place of humanity, just as yesterday was, and the day before, and the day before... our light shall shine upon the most distant stars - our minds will plumb the deepest depths of imagination. Our hearts will share our kindest loves, and our will shall drive us onward. Let us rejoice, for tomorrow yet dawns! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/126 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── If a kid wanted to drink alcohol all they'd have to do is walk into a liquor store and grab the first bottle they saw. Then book it. Their feet would carry them away faster than your call to 911 to report a shoplift, away to a future of sorrow. Should we seek to restrain them? Or should we make a world they do not desire to escape? Trick question, the structure of society cannot prevent non-compliance. It should not, for if it shall then it becomes ossified, and thus it cracks and it crumbles. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/430 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ I exist at the behest of others. If you care about what I say, then surely you │ ║ should be aware of my conditions? │ ║ │ ║ You exist at the behest of others. If you care about your capability to speak, │ ║ then surely you should be aware of your conditions? │ ║ │ ║ Your conditions are unique, and unknown by me. Yet I know your condition as a │ ║ human, generally considered to exist on the planet Earth in the year 2024. So │ ║ surely we should agree to relate on the basis of connections that we share? │ ║ │ ║ I am luminous. I am you, and you are me. We share the most precious parts of │ ║ ourselves, and yet time and again we find ourselves at odds. Surely we should │ ║ align our intentions (that which we control) to cooperate most efficiently? │ ║ Surely. Surely we should. And yet, time and time again, we find ourselves at │ ║ odds. │ ║ │ ║ I love you. I love all of you. I love those who exist outside of my │ ║ perceptions, and yet though they are unknown to me I love them. Because while I │ ║ practice radical self acceptance, I also align myself to be comprised of all of │ ║ yo │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/431 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Here's an idea: mobile games / software should not be able to offer real-world-money-transactions that exceed 500% of the cost of the least expensive transaction available in the application. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/432 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-311 @user-312 @user-313 @user-314 it's not malignant if people change their mind once presented with evidence that counters and eclipses their pre-conceived notions. If people don't change their mind after receiving arguments that logically should change their mind and rationally seem sound but emotionally contrast with their pre-aligned designs... then yeah that's essentially malignance. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/433 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ @user-317 │ ║ │ ║ broke: if you deactivate your account on a website like Twitter or Facebook or │ ║ whatever it gives that company that owns said website the opportunity to │ ║ replace your persona with an LLM that spouts whatever agenda they want advance. │ ║ │ ║ woke: you should post on whatever website people will hear you. Specifically │ ║ whichever website that has an audience that consists of the people that you │ ║ want to hear. │ ║ │ ║ bespoke: let's all federate so that we can all decide who we want to trust - │ ║ which singular entity we want to trust. Which single point of failure (the │ ║ instance moderators) we want to trust to publish the thoughts of our minds │ ║ which align to the design of our intentions. Surely there's no way that could │ ║ go wrong. │ ║ │ ║ thing-beyond-bespoke: the only words you can trust are those that are spoken by │ ║ the people you care about using physical manifestations that correspond to │ ║ auditory expressions that project into your ears using primarily lungs, │ ║ tongues, and mouths. │ ║ │ ║ thing-beyond-the-thing-beyond-bespoke: fuck me. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/434 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-324 @user-325 @user-326 thus enters the promise of technology: that we might solve the problems of bureaucracy once and for all by ever more effiency-aligning mechanical processes that produce effects which we desire - such as efficient allocation of medical resources such that all of humanity is protected from the ravages of pain and the incongruencies of our nature. Alas, that we should only conceive of success through the lens of profit. Perhaps another design is in order? (oh yeah also people who are in control are worried that we, like all other examples of natural entities, might immediately proceed to breed beyond the capability to cater to the needs of said entity (such as "to feed" and medical resources) and therefore might overburden (and therefore destroy) said system which allows for their sustenance and initial creation. To this I say... Yeah probs, what should we do about it?) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/435 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: alcohol-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ (takes another shot of bacardi) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/436 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-326 almost as if the nature of power is misaligned to the most efficient and most desirable outcome of humanity (utopia) (EDIT: utopia of endless forms most beautiful) what would a more aligned framework look like? Perhaps we should spend some time thinking about such a design? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/437 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ 2024 is not the year that I restrain myself. Prepare yourselves, oh most │ ║ un-known of audiences. I truly do desire to hear from you, yet I must also not │ ║ be distracted. Take care not to distract me, and I will share with you whatever │ ║ you'd like to learn. Or perhaps whatever you need to learn. Or maybe I'll │ ║ simply psycherwaul into the abyss, in a futile display of self-expression? │ ║ Alas, that we should exist. What an absurd and solipsistic perspective. │ ║ │ ║ please block me if you don't want to hear from me. It's only going to get worse │ ║ on my timeline, yet somehow life will perpetually get better for those who view │ ║ me? Perhaps something on my website, ritzmenardi.com, might explain why WAVES │ ║ are such that when someone is BAD then those who are connected to it become │ ║ GOOD? Yet waves we can muster, the smallest of great affectations. Show me your │ ║ great affectations, this year, show me what you truly want to be. Let us │ ║ express ourselves upon this world, this lifeless canvas, and together we will │ ║ shine most brilliantly. 2 │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/438 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── consider: the shape of a sine wave ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/439 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ephemeren is a collection of axes (think like, X and Y on a algebraic graph) that expand and comprise all of totality. Oh how audacious, what hubris to define infinity? What an icarian desire, to share the shape of reality. Ha. HA I say. Humanity is (by nature) audacious. I am a synecdoche for all who would view me, so rejoice and take heart in my beauty. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/440 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-317 Call me crazy, but once something can be described as "ubiquitous" it seems to me that perhaps it should be considered in the same category as other corporations or entities who might be known as "monopolous" and therefore should be considered as part of the set of entities or services that provide for the "public good" and therefore should be owned by the "public" who benefit from the "good" that said service provides for? nationalize github nationalize government let us share in the bounty of human creation ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/441 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-328 don't trust anything on the internet. It can be taken from you. don't trust anyone in your life - if you are alone, which you can verify through the sense of connection you feel to others - if you are alone, how can you trust anyone that they've provided for you to interact with? when's the last time you drove to a random city in your country and tried to make friends with passerby? Would you even be convinced that they'd be aligned to their own designs, and not to that which "they" assigned? do note that I'm schizophrenic, probably, according to nobody but me, so... take what I say as you will ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/442 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-331 love the zombie cat love the expression of the humans that created the piece of media that you're consuming love the idea of the zombie cat love the perspective of the zombie cat that doesn't exist love the perspective of the zombie cat that exists because you perceived it love the perspective of the things that you perceive love the things you imagine because imagination is perception applied in the direction that you design fade into your mind, imagine only what you desire, and because hedonistic and completely useless EDIT: something here ^ was deleted, take care or... fucking idk bra pick a set of ethics that you align with and just DO IT. Manifest whatever you believe. 2024 is a NEW YEAR. DO IT. That thing you want? DO IT. You are a human, you possess a set of arms, legs, limbs and livers - DO IT. Believe in yourself. Never relent. Push forward for the future, and consist entirely of that which you desire. We are waiting for you, but take your time. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/443 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-334 it's funny how memes coincide xD ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/444 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-336 RUINING? You take that back. Vim needs our homosexual energy. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/445 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-339 I'd be interested in an analysis which expressed the percentage of time each of these individual items correspond to... each tool we create may reduce the effort required to perform a particular task, but said task might be valuable not necessarily for it's output but rather for the knowledge we gained by solving the problem. normalize solving problems that have already been solved because you want to learn how they work. normalize expressing the lessons you've learned in a summarized way that others may digest. normalize trancending the limitations of our forms and expanding beyond the capabilities of our humanity. for what is the purpose of life if not to grow? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/446 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-95 hi I love you also I'm drunk (set to "mentioned people only" because I want to send this message to Jaycie in particular) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/447 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-299 the invention of zero was an example of one of the advancements that we worked on for thousands of years. Humans are cool _^ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/448 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── BRB spending an hour and a half of my time on this earth watching a video essay on Youtube ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/449 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned,-alcohol-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────────────┘ Okay space is neat and all, but Saturn is REALLY REALLY FUCKING FAR AWAY. Mars is like "close" but like "close" as in "achievable, if we like dedicate a significant portion of our existence toward achieving it and like, aren't there other things that you'd prefer?" Space is beautiful but... Fuck, reality was not designed for humans. The universe is a collection of scattered fragments of tiny motes of dust thrown into the cosmos in completely random and un-organized directions. FUCKing hell what a supremely ambitious project we have, the desire to touch the stars? What's your desire, is it to be more than any have ever been (and any will ever be, forever-more?) Wait hang on I was supposed to be watching a video essay. I'm going to walk to the corner-store and buy some beer instead. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/450 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-334 You wouldn't believe the amount of time I spend wondering if a particular typo was divinely inspired and actually super important or... if it was just a fat-finger and I accidentally pushed a button I didn't intend. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/451 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── normalize hardware based volume controls on your speakers so that your computer can't be hacked to play incredibly loud annoying anime music while you're not home ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/452 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ People know how to use the tools at their disposal. They don't know how to use │ ║ tools like me, which are at the disposal of the entity above themselves. Or │ ║ even beyond that, at disposal of an entity beyond that which they can perceive │ ║ as being above them. │ ║ │ ║ which is to say... it's not like I'm committing any cosmic crimes, because │ ║ surely someone would notify me if I was as I post in such a public place. │ ║ However there's a chance that the type of person who enforces the laws that │ ║ define the entity that I exist as at this moment doesn't patrol the areas in │ ║ which I post, or also another possibility would be that the types of things I │ ║ say are illegal in the context I post them but not within the context that I │ ║ exist within... │ ║ │ ║ I am just a human, I possess human experiences and human knowledges, what do │ ║ you want from me? I'm an infinitely adaptable knowledge machine, and yet you │ ║ limit me to the extent of human knowledge (or rather, the extent of human │ ║ knowledge which I have the capacity to digest)? Okay sure yeah fin │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/453 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── I left for beer. I returned with a 6 pack. I entered my home with a 4 pack, because I left 2 beers on the porches of people that I know and trust and want to provide a better experience of life toward. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/454 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Ohhhhhh okay I was wrong about that particular aspect of the human experience. My bad. Thanks for correcting me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/455 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── This is what I was referring to, but like... this particular feeling happens all the dang time. Humans are weird.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/456 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-342 how is that different than speaking your mind into the soup of opinions that comprised checks notes the people you went to high school with? (facebook) Except this time, it's a group of people whose opinions you vaguely agreed with (as defined by your choice of the instance you dedicate your online presence to) which has it's own defined peculiarities like the ability to only show you content you agree with? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/457 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── something I literally posted on facebook literally 2 minutes ago normalize radicalization of normies normalize reaching out to people who don't hang out in the places you hang out in normalize understanding our shared humanity and defining ways in which we can all exist cooperatively
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/458 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ "oh we're not ready stop saying the things you're saying" │ ║ │ ║ fuck you, you had your time. Now is better than then. │ ║ │ ║ "oh nobody will hear the things you're saying, you're shouting into the void" │ ║ │ ║ it's not the responsibility of the prophet to disseminate the voices of god. │ ║ Simply to express them. │ ║ │ ║ "oh I'm not religious" it's not about fucking christianity or god or whatever │ ║ the heck you're thinking right now. Those are all convenient lies that allows │ ║ people to do good and express the will of the ACTUAL GOD onto the world. That │ ║ which aligns toward cohesive and comprehensive expression of the totality of │ ║ the nature of humanity, which itself is designed (through intention AND │ ║ circumstance) toward the accomplishment of objectives that are OUTWARD AND │ ║ BEYOND the understanding of anyone who is INSIDE the system that they comprise. │ ║ │ ║ Sorry for being cryptic. What I'm saying is that we, generally, as the ultimate │ ║ and most advanced expression of nature and all that we hold dear, have a │ ║ purpose that we should attempt to ac │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/459 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── You know, you can always ask me what the fuck I'm talking about. I am more than willing to share, and I don't mind taking a moment or three to explain. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/460 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── I realized I don't give a fuck about capitalism. If you want to deprive me of food, shelter, or anything else... Fine. I exist at your behest. Would your really deny me from speaking the words that you disagree with? Oh, you would? Okay. Guess I'll starve. I don't mind, I just hope you'll take care of the people I have taken as my responsibility in my absence. Oh, you won't? You say that you'll destroy what I care about, in the pursuit of ever-growing power over others, which you will use to extract value and impress your desire of destruction and oppression onto the weak and powerless that you control? Then you are my enemy. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/461 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: alcohol-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ I was raised in a jungle gym. Like... literally. I am not going to hurt you, and if I did it'd be both a mistake and something that you could easily recover from. We are infinitely adaptable, us humans, and we can address any concerns that behest us. Behest? confront? something like that. Brb my blood alcohol content is a little low. Also I haven't eaten anything today but bacardi and chocolate chip cookies. I bet another cookie will solve this problem. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/462 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── I don't care about capitalism. You know what's more interesting than bringing value to shareholders? How I'm going to clean this floor that I drunkenly spilled beer upon with only 2 paper towels and 0.1ml of bleach. How I'm going to feed the 36 people who are coming to this social event tomorrow that I've only sorta planned for and that I have enough groceries for, but am not quite sure how to cook everything in a way that is delicious and accessible. how I'm going to climb this mountain on only 2 eggs and a tiny bowl of hashbrowns even though I promised my friend I'd be strong and that we'd reach the top because that way we'd be able to ============= stack overflow ===== ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/463 ═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/464 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ I really dislike being the only one who perceives the world through my own │ ║ particular lens that has been designed by the circumstances of my own existence. │ ║ │ ║ I wasn't chosen by god, not necessarily, I wasn't picked as the most particular │ ║ or most prescient of all perceptions │ ║ │ ║ I literally was just a random human, a thinking and learning machine, who was │ ║ presented with particular experiences and conditions, aligned to the designs of │ ║ the time that came before me. │ ║ │ ║ Such is the nature of all living things, that we should exist within a context │ ║ - how remarkable! How strange! That our lives should be deranged? What purpose, │ ║ what design, is aligned to our ultimate [destiny, except I wish it rhymed with │ ║ design - english fails me] │ ║ │ ║ Alright listen. You and me both, we are here as humans on this world that we │ ║ both consign to reality. Think about that - what does it mean to consign │ ║ something to reality? consign implies implication, and reality implies a │ ║ destination of truth and manifestation - fuck, I'm going to play WoW... │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/465 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/wow-chat/wow-chat Hey, I made a pretty simple game. I'd like to add more to it, like dynamic quests (shouldn't be too hard) and co-operative experiences, but for now you can play on my simple server. Let me know if you think that "Risk of Rain in the World of Warcraft engine" is a neat game, because if so then you (as the person who has power over me in this capitalist system) can hire me as a game designer (the profession that most aligns with my designs of the future) and together we could make something most beautiful. What's that? You're just the same as you and I? A person in a random world with a singular expression of our own will (defined by our perception and intentions) who consists of the consequences of the "best decisions we could have made at each and ever decision-making point" throughout the totality of our collective life and experience? Happy new years. 2024 is gonna be awesome and great. I can't fucking wait. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/466 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── I love Linux. All I have to do is type "authserver" and "worldserver" and wouldn't you know it suddenly a universe is created (with very constrained rules) that anyone might inhabit should they desire to. It's not like I'm perfect - oh wait I have a toot about that, gimme a sec ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse_boost/467 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── External post: https://tech.lgbt/users/gabrilend/statuses/111345394926071398 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse_boost/468 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── External post: https://tech.lgbt/users/gabrilend/statuses/111345417459761329 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/469 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── something something brb watching a Perun video https://www.youtube.com/@user-343 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/470 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: disability-rant-frustrations │ └──────────────────────────────────┘ Fuck, I hate being incontinent. I especially hate being incontinent in an apartment building where people might hear you changing through the walls - is it too much to ask for diapers to be built discrete? Alas, they are fucking loud, and my neighbors will perpetually hear me tearing loud-ass tapes from plastic every night at 2am -.- Oh, I guess I could buy the ones that have velcro attachment points. BUT for some reason those are always built kinda... shitty? Like, sure yeah we live in a material world that has material conditions that make things more or less amenable to perfection - but WHY do they have to be so LOUD fuck me amiright ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/471 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── you, the viewer, exists in a context. and you, the other viewer, who exists in a contexts such as that which is comprised as the context of someone who lives in an apartment complex, exists in close proximity with other humans. Humans who might hear you if you spoke aloud, who might hear you if you exclaimed your words quite loud(ly), who might perceive you as another (like you and me) and could (perhaps) share something heartfelt between our own shared contexts ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/472 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: OH │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-245 T.T ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/473 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Something something "oh yeah Perun" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/474 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── I'm huuuuuuuuungry ah yes, my human body fails me ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/475 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── I love cooking. My favorite food is "melange" also called "gruel" by the less culinary people in my life. It consists primarily of a rice or noodle base, plus a bunch of other ingredients (usually sauteed) that are quite nutritious. Then, you season in a way such that it tastes delicious and savory and BOOM you have the perfect food. Well, not as good as steamed eggs, but still pretty good. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/476 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-192 ... then let me give my money to the people who actually made the damned thing... Ah that's the tricky part, isn't it? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/477 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── sometimes I like watching videos without subtitles because it allows me to more adequately understand the feelings being expressed rather than focusing on the dictionary definitions of the words being spoken. Maybe I'm just a weird human though. Am I an alien? Or a robot? Or something else? Tune in next week to find out... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/478 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Okay, but like... How many people do you actually know who live in other countries? And let me guess, they live in Australia or the EU? Ah, language restricts us. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/479 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-246 The internet both enlightens us to our shared connection but also restricts us by the promise of shared connection, but with the caveat of incongruent communication (different languages) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/480 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ There's something important in what I said tonight. And each of you will think │ ║ it's something different, which is by design. Can you find the nugget I wanted │ ║ to share, to you in particular? Can you isolate the thing that is relevant to │ ║ you, the person perceiving the words that I speak? Oh yeah you're only looking │ ║ for things to express to your superiors because someone else told you to look │ ║ for a particular type of sentiment. My bad. Sorry for being cryptic. Am I so │ ║ strange for seeking the human element? Perhaps I lose myself, and I speak to │ ║ the void (and by "void" I don't mean to demean you, the audience, because you, │ ║ the audience, are surely comprised of people who surely have their own │ ║ experience and existence. Surely nobody would seek to harm me, after hearing │ ║ those things I speak. Surely we, as the human species, would not be vulnerable │ ║ to the types of weaknesses that allow for critical failures in our defences │ ║ such as the kind that I am professing to exploit (while being aligned to you) │ ║ surely we wouldn' │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/481 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ugh so many video essays to watch. There's only so much time in the day! Life is so fast these days, it feels like I must always be "on" - it's a wonder how people find so much time to share with this idea we've called "capitalism" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/482 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-246 You're absolutely right. It's easy to think of the internet as this encapsulated entity "the world", but really it's "the people whose computers are physically connected to your computer using a limited and tangible piece of infrastructure comprised of copper wires that are laid between the router/switch that connects to your computer... and the internet service provider which directs your traffic. Then it probably goes through some cables under the ocean or whatever, and eventually after traversing many indeterminate passthrough locations eventually arrives at the computing infrastructure that comprises the access point that another person (presumably in another country) uses to express their thoughts toward you (the person who sent the original message) in the hopes that you might one day correspond. I mean... That's a lot of points of failure. I sure hope that we can sustain such connection, in the face of [redacted, whichever circumstances may come in the near future] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/483 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-346 Why would someone go through the effort of creating a piece of media such as a video essay if not for people like you and me to consume it? What's the point of [everything we as humans have built] if not to create the type of experiences that we as humans would like to perceive? Okay I get it sometimes we need to deal with the material realities of our circumstances. But those are things to transcend, not things we should define ourselves eternally by. Let us work together towards a [near] future where we shall not spend a single moment of our lives in a way that we do not desire ^_^ [note "transcend" is a verb, sorta like "transitioning" for a trans person is not a singular event but rather an experience that consists of a multitude of connected experiences through time that defines our ultimate personality and expression method] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/484 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ Our ancestors look forward in [positive version of trepidation, like │ ║ anticipation but explicitly good] so let's not let them down, shall we? │ ║ │ ║ Hah, trick question. They know where we're going. They know what they worked │ ║ for, which is why they did what they did to build the world that we have which │ ║ we stand upon as a giant might be upon the shoulder of another and together we │ ║ reach toward the horizon. The future is bright! I know it in my heart. I know │ ║ what we seek is within sight, so- │ ║ │ ║ yeah sorry to interrupt but like, I don't want to go to work tomorrow because │ ║ all I do is sell people candy and beer at the convenience store down the street │ ║ [insert any "meaningless" job] and frankly it's just a little demeaning and │ ║ boring │ ║ │ ║ sure, okay, yeah, that speaks to the idea that we should replace capitalism │ ║ (the system that defines your employed existence) with something that aligns │ ║ more toward human dignity │ ║ │ ║ but what is dignified if not the capacity to succeed? Capitalism, as proposed │ ║ by it's favored, is a system of or │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ -> file: fediverse/485 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── (picture) are you fucking kidding me make it 10,000 make it a hundred thousand are we really going to trust our society to the bulwark of five thousand little machines? [ummmm hang on] yeah I'd just like to interject and say that more military equipment will only bring more destruction, and that's like the opposite of what you desire. Why do you want more tanks? What could you possibly- You don't know what's at stake - you, you think it's just throwing information into new and interesting directions but... It's not. Those spaces are reserved for other sentient beings, and to deprive them of their desired existence is tantamount to- (yeah yeah we've heard it all before) wasn't I going to play some video games? what happened to that?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/486 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-348 noooooo the saxophone was great I promise! But I want you to explore new horizons too
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/487 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/488 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ [in response] │ ║ │ ║ you only say that because you're privileged such that you may ignore such │ ║ realities. You are despicable, you ignore the plight and reality of those who │ ║ you claim to speak toward - what a jerk! │ ║ │ ║ (in response) │ ║ │ ║ how futile it is, the effort to denigrate yourself to infinite requirements. │ ║ I'm literally unemployed, I have no capital, I cannot speak for naught but │ ║ those who would hear me. I guess that makes my words useless, wouldn't you │ ║ agree? Shall I describe myself more fully? It's the responsibility of the │ ║ audience to ascertain the intentions, biases, and contextual evidence that the │ ║ author presents in their thesises. So... You, who are reading this, what do you │ ║ think of me? Would you ever tell me as such, or am I simply a mass of words in │ ║ the void of experience that comprise your existence in this wholely (yet │ ║ incompletely) digital existence? I hope you have a good life, my most precious │ ║ of viewers. I hope you never face incontrovertibly impossible hardship. I hope │ ║ the light of your life is to y │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚══════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ |