=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 bluesky#23 ---
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #2 fediverse/371 ---
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 @user-274 @user-275 
 
 ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T
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--- #3 fediverse/1073 ---
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 @user-786 
 
 same vibe with me T.T
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--- #4 fediverse/3332 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 oh no T.T
ritz is not a hot name apparently, as it's not in the database.
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--- #5 fediverse/3626 ---
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 ritz why would you say this
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--- #6 fediverse/5973 ---
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 omg T.T
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--- #7 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #9 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
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--- #10 fediverse/253 ---
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 @user-201 this post hurts my autism T.T
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #12 fediverse/3440 ---
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 @user-192 @user-763 
 
 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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--- #13 fediverse/4111 ---
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 @user-1636 
 
 ... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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--- #14 fediverse/3562 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #15 fediverse/5796 ---
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 "what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
 some pretty spicy kush
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 @user-889 
 
 omg bottom left T.T
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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