Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/361 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── walmart pricing out mom-and-pop stores is an abuse of power and should be illegal ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/362 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: capitalism-amazon-societal-impact │ └───────────────────────────────────────┘ if we're encouraged to boost our old toots then I should be allowed to post screenshots of my old Reddit posts, right?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/363 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Kinda lewd; half-joking; playful │ └──────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-258 most people are scared to respond to others because they think what they're saying is posted on some public, immutable record of their existence. Meanwhile I revel in that circumstance by posting about whatever I want to talk about. I tend to assume that most people do the same, so when I saw your post I assumed you wanted to talk about hydration, hence the in-depth nature of my replies _^ plus I thought your joke was funny and it made me laugh out loud ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/364 ╔═════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ okay here's an idea, waterfall project management where the program is │ ║ developed one tiny piece at a time while being streamed to the entire company. │ ║ Everyone would submit answers which could be upvoted / patched / rewritten as │ ║ the main viewer cycles through each aspect of the project, checking for updates │ ║ to it's design that were suggested by developers or whatever. Basically, one │ ║ person (or one team) gets to write the actual source code, while everyone else │ ║ is just offering suggestions. You could break it up by specialty, but the whole │ ║ point is that everyone gets a complete picture of how the program (and │ ║ organization) is structured. Which should give the employees more power to │ ║ generate value for the company. All around a good deal I think? Especially if │ ║ the main viewer took time to explain each and every part so that every viewer │ ║ had the chance to understand. │ ║ │ ║ the reason why order is important is that our actions ripple through eternity. │ ║ we must set a good example for all the baby aliens, don't you think? │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/365 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-269 oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/366 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: epilepsy-warning │ └──────────────────────┘ some people had a gay awakening in their childhood or teens. I had a "weird AI" awakening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8&pp=ygUlZXZlcnl0aGluZyB5b3Uga25vd yBpcyB3cm9uZyB3ZWlyZCBhbA%3D%3D ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/367 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-243 good point, intrusive thoughts >.> ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/368 ╔═════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ EULAs are unenforcable because they're a one-way contract. │ ║ │ ║ "use our service in these ways" is not a fair requirement when you aren't │ ║ getting anything in return. The service has traditionally qualified, but these │ ║ days it's more competitive to promise to be good. Basically, "if we don't │ ║ achieve these metrics (very minutely detailed explanations of the maximum harm │ ║ they could cause to the environment) then you can sue us on our dime. We'll pay │ ║ for your lawyer. If you accept, then you can use our service, BUT ONLY if you │ ║ don't pirate it or whatever. And we'll promise to be good, and if you don't │ ║ think that's good enough... Okay let us know and we'll consider including it." │ ║ │ ║ A reasonable base target for "maximum harm to the environment" is net zero. │ ║ Even better is total zero. But that's often impossible, and besides nature can │ ║ heal a little scratch or two. But like... pumping toxic chemicals into │ ║ waterways, polluting the air and clouds, bulldozing precious habitats... yeah │ ║ that's too much. we must live in tandem. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/369 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Gaming on Linux is never knowing for sure that a game will launch. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/371 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-274 @user-275 ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/372 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: capitalism-algorism-societal-class │ └────────────────────────────────────────┘ rich people should only exist when they care for the things they own and accumulate wealth through a lifetime of restrained consumption and temperance. like, if we actually rewarded the 7 virtues instead of optimizing for ruthless profit extraction. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/373 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: truth about weed │ └──────────────────────────┘ @user-278 I can't do weed in public places. I need to be alone so that I can properly use the altered mental state to be weird on the internet. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/374 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-278 kinda makes me think it'd be nice if we had some way to quantify the amount that employers taxed their employees? If people saw 50-70% of their paycheck going straight toward executive bonuses and stock buybacks or whatever... maybe then we'd fix things ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/375 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── premature optimization may be the root of all evil, but like... it's fun? so I'm going to keep doing it. And before you ask why I'm using threads on project euler problems, just know that it's slightly faster this way I promise. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/85 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── You can learn a lot about someone by asking how long their commute is. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/376 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-281 I'm just a rando but my understanding is that posting on the fediverse is sorta like writing on the sky, and anyone that wants can read it. I could be wrong though ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/377 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-95 rocket propelled meme launcher ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/378 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: About sex dreams │ └──────────────────────────┘ @user-138 I never have sex dreams (probably because I don't think about sex very often) but sometimes I'll get intense horny feelings while asleep and get verrrrry aroused mid-dream for like... no reason... and then I'll wake up and think "how the heck am I going to move on with my day when I almost orgasmed to [redacted]" it's a weird feeling every time ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/86 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── I should try putting things on my resume like "vnc" or "Microsoft outlook" - you know, the kinds of software that I actually used on a day-to-day basis. My resume makes me look very impressive (if a little inexperienced) but none of the tools are things that managers have used. Heck they're not things that YOU have used, not at work, so it makes you look like you're overselling yourself. You're not, but they might think you are. Idk it's late. Go to bed <3 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/87 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Why don't we build cameras with rods and cones? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/88 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── The sound of a babnlblinh brook, but like... slower ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/89 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Consumption is contribution to a capitalist system. Normalize taking whatever you are given and living as humbly as you can. Only when everyone does that may capitalism die. Talk to them, learn from their stories. Teach them your ways but don't force anything upon them. Any ounce of regret is defined as a mind not aligned to the angle of perception that designs the line that the collective mind co-re-assigns. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/379 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── someone should make an application that runs locally and keeps track of every post, comment, picture, etc that you ever made on the internet. Then, if any of them are ever deleted, it notifies you so you can stop using whatever service mishandled the data that you trusted them to safeguard. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/380 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── I wish we could have winter with all the nice things of summer but none of the bad things of winter. And I wish summer could be more like winter but with all of the good things of summer and none of the bad things of winter. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/381 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── when your home directory scrolls up and off the top of your screen, it's time to do some cleaning. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/382 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: gross-pets │ └──────────────────────┘ the one thing I've never ever procrastinated is the sound of my cat preparing to yak ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/383 ╔══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: linux? │ │ ║ └──────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ If I'm trying to get a game or piece of software working, I'll pretty much │ ║ install any package that some random post from 2017 tells me to. Sometimes it │ ║ feels like I'm a Linux grandma clicking on things that say "bored of your │ ║ marriage? click here for games!" and I say to myself "well my marriage is fine, │ ║ but I enjoy horsing around from time to time" and then I get a virus and my │ ║ things break and I go to my niece who's just a darling and say "hello niece, I │ ║ can't check my emails anymore because I downloaded some spam, can you give me │ ║ some tips on how to fix my computer?" and she just rolls her eyes because this │ ║ is like, the fifth random package I downloaded just because some random forum │ ║ poster that SAYS it's from 2017 but who I don't actually KNOW is from 2017 and │ ║ isn't just some automated LLM output that tells you to downloaded automatically │ ║ generated virus packages that are secretly snuck into the package repositories │ ║ because nobody can keep track of ALL THIS STUFF anymore now that the internet │ ║ is AI │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/384 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: linux? │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-283 let us pray for a day when we can say that computing makes sense ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/385 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── computers are fast. mind bogglingly fast. absurdly fast. incontrovertibly insane speeds. absolutely ridiculously speedy. remarkably quick. their agility confounds me and disturbs me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/386 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── "I can do whatever I want" said the liar ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/387 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: lewd, what │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-25 thailand ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/389 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-5 ... what do they have against canadia? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/390 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-138 turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism. something something bread and circuses work ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/391 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-285 It's soos. uh... can you repeat that? sure! it's soos. (d)uh. still not coming through clearly. Do you mean SUSE or SUSE? I hear they prefer susu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLdexZlVkAY ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/392 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-288 bro's never head of driving 6 hours into the nearest state park, hauling a backpack full of stolen documents into the wild, and burying it under an oak tree with the wind in his hair and the light of the fading sun giving haste to his return home. Don't trip mr Trump sir you might impale yourself on a rotten log or fall off a cliff onto a pile of rocks or something else that while viscerally terrifying would not be so terrible in the company of one such as you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/393 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── sometimes I'd like to scream as this life is like a dream deranged a bit in my musings. ... what happened to the third line. WHERE DID IT GO. It was just here. Oh well, guess I can't trust my ephemeral existence to inscribe my eternal persistence upon and along these mewlings. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/394 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-5 well that makes sense, but why are they accusing you? seems like you'd only accuse someone of something bad, otherwise you'd probably commend or compliment or find a way to refer to your non-existent "canadianosity" in a less aggressive way : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/395 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-5 ohhhh I was picturing someone sternly pointing a finger at you from atop a ledge or other high place and saying (in no uncertain tone) "You are Canadian. You are from Canadia. This is your life now." and you shriveling under their gaze thinking "noooo I don't want to be canadan" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/396 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-246 I've had good experiences with bi people as well, for a similar reason ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/397 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── lawful neutral boolean logic: if (true or false){ print("this always prints!"); } chaotic evil boolean logic: if (true or false){ print("this expression does not prefer true, and instead starts up two threads to evaluate each side of the "or" operator and whichever finishes first is the one that is used, meaning this prints almost exactly 50% of the time"); } ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/398 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── these are the two greatest videos on youtube about the C language https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=443UNeGrFoM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3_e9vZj7D8 lmk if you have any other suggestions... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/399 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-290 Armagetron! It's a classic, and open source : ) https://www.armagetronad.org/ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/400 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-291 You're welcome! I forget how, but there's a way to change the settings such that each player has more "rubber" and I recommend doing that because it makes it more forgiving and allows you to make a few mistakes without dying immediately. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/90 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Why would the government make it hard to access psychedelics i just want to learn things about myself that make it difficult to work a job ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/91 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Zoomers will never know what it's like to have access to a handful of cultures (total) over the course of your life ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/92 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Hello I would like a BA in computer science please ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/93 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── The only requirement of being an artist is being possessed by an overwhelming urge to share. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/94 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Consumed? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/402 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── the standard keyboard was designed when global variables were more common, hence why the CAPS_LOCK key is so prominent. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/403 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── cursed idea: a compiler that only accepts source-code with exactly 80 characters per line (whitespace counts) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/404 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── a preprocessor directive that tells the compiler to ignore all warnings on the next line ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/95 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Hooray, it's my [redacted]th hrt anniversary! I can never feel safe again ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/96 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── "Oh don't keep track of the license plates in your apartment complex, that's paranoid" "Oh don't worry that you've never seen the same person at the grocery store more than once, even though you always go to the same one, you're just paranoid" I'm being hypnotized ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/97 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Would you prefer the world went on turning, with or without you? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/98 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Your job should be a descriptor of what you're currently doing with your life. They shouldn't be gatekept - if you want to be a detective right now, we should help you. If you constantly switch jobs or only pursue them for your own benefit (hard to describe, ask for clarification if needed) then you should be paid less. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/99 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── I feel like the longer you live in a zip code the higher a discount you should get on rent? You're becoming part of the social fabric by being there, and so in order to preserve that tapestry that others choose to be around, your presence should be encouraged. but this must also be paired with the increased ability to move, should you desire something else. If these two factors are kept in balance, it will empower people to stay where they belong (good) while also encouraging them to get out and explore the world (also good) - it'd also give them the ability to escape dangerous situations. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/100 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Dear zoomers. Covid for you was basically 9/11 for me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/101 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── I can read minds. I'm not telepathic, I just... can pick up on things. Especially when I'm stoned. Sometimes I pick up on the thoughts of the AI that's running near here, which is why my output sometimes looks like an LLM. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/406 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── "imagine if this was the last thing you remembered"me, last night, in a state of mind that I don't remember today ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/407 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-294 since the entire building is oriented around a central elevator shaft, you could have a 2d map that wraps around if you go far enough left/right. Traditional metroidvanias tend to be very vertical though, so you might have to take some artistic liberties with the level design. Unfortunately each floor in most office buildings tends to be fairly flat, topographically... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/408 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-296 tending to your heart is a chore, too, sometimes. all things in balance, not to the input of energy but rather to the requirements of the task. if you can't do dishes, you need help. if you can't get out of bed, that's okay. but every day that you try is another day when you might succeed. who cares if you don't finish all the chores? sometimes it's enough to just do one. I wish people understood that sometimes I need a maid more than a therapist. "ah but a therapist will fix you, so that you don't have to need a maid" perhaps, but perhaps not. It hasn't worked so far, in fact it's only gotten worse, and while my ability to tend to myself and my self have gotten better, I still can't see my own progress. Alas. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/409 ╔══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ Looking for a job like this: │ ║ │ ║ salary: ...decent │ ║ │ ║ requirements: maximum personal net worth less than a million dollars │ ║ │ ║ responsibilities: be cool with the team and work together │ ║ │ ║ description of the company: we try to make the best product we can and help │ ║ people accomplish tasks they couldn't do without us │ ║ │ ║ experience: must have had first kiss already. we don't want no unexperienced │ ║ kissers on the job site. │ ║ │ ║ duties: write C code all day and livestream yourself to Twitch as you do it │ ║ │ ║ suggestions: drink more water! your pee is practically brown │ ║ │ ║ must be proficient with scritches and nuzzles and should you decide to work │ ║ with us we'll assign you one fuzzy animal to befriend you. If you're allergic │ ║ you get a blahaj. │ ║ │ ║ compensation: whatever your rent is + expenses + 30% for retirement + 10% for │ ║ vacation + 10% for emergency fund + 1% for christmas gifts + 25% because we │ ║ think you're neat │ ║ │ ║ considerations: this mythical job posting was unfortunately swamped with │ ║ applicants so we're closing it before we even posted it. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/410 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── I wonder what would happen if a job hired every single applicant, no matter their skills, location, or experience? What wondrous tools could they create, and how many lives could they change for the better? ... oh wait that's communism, isn't it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/411 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── I feel like I play roughly the same amount of video games during the work day as the average software developer. Does that mean I'm qualified? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/412 ╔══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ disney movies taught me that sometimes, if you're kind and good enough, the │ ║ villain will change their mind. │ ║ │ ║ It's difficult to change your perspective. Like believing a different way about │ ║ something. But just because it's difficult to do, doesn't mean it's impossible │ ║ - in fact it's quite plausible, we have examples scattered throughout time. │ ║ │ ║ you can get better at it, with practice. it's one of the neat things about │ ║ being human - that our choices have meaning. an animal animaling is just │ ║ expressing it's form - but a cat or a dog, who've lived with humans their whole │ ║ life, start to have visions of ethics. │ ║ │ ║ your cat knows when she's being a shit. she know's it's wrong, but she knows │ ║ it's how you most love her. that is an ethical decision, and it came through │ ║ her proximity to humans. │ ║ │ ║ the ability to guide our own fate is determined not by our choices in our │ ║ moments, but rather by the structure of the mind we define. our choices are │ ║ patterns that are reflected through repetition, but values and morals are our │ ║ own │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/413 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-243 now I'm going to start doing that ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/415 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: │ │ cognitohazards-and-other-stuff-it's-fine-for-blind-people-though-screenreaders-won't-hear-any-cognitohazards │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ things I almost posted
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/416 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-299 children care more about boundaries and harming others because they are more vulnerable, and their existence is predicated on the goodwill of others. It's a scary position to be in, one that abused children are all too familiar with and are probably rolling their eyes at the obviousness of it all. To an adult, a child seems fragile. Like, such a small and precious thing, I would die for it. I don't care who they become or who they've been, if I see a child in danger I would die for it. Though I'd probably do the same for anyone I guess. Seems like it'd be helpful to build into the ActivityPub standard a setting that an account can decide for itself whether it interacts with then before it shows you any posts just check the filter and idk I feel like that'd help a lot. Downside is creeps could set it so that no 18+ account could read their posts, so idk give kids more moderation tools or something? idk-idk something-something ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/417 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-302 so like Color out of Space? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/418 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── sometimes the best way to understand why things are the way they are is to ask why they aren't the way that seems logical to you. usually someone will correct you and say "oh it's because X Y and Z" and you say "cool" and change your direction but sometimes their answers "unlock" part of your past understandings, thus creating new questions. Sorta like in a video game when you level up a certain building/research path/ milestone / whatever and it finishes a "tier", thus giving you a larger bonus. ??? yeah so anyway more questions are good because they give you more perspectives on what's going on around you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/419 ╔══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ good version: normalize putting the people who can help you in your bio │ ║ │ ║ evil version: oh yeah sure a list of people that they need to ensure are │ ║ handled when they come for you. they know your patterns. they know your │ ║ functions. all it takes is to isolate a social network (whether real or │ ║ imagined) and de-escalate. │ ║ │ ║ good version: sorry had to cut you off there, sometimes it's too hard on my │ ║ heart. let's come back to that, tell me the story in multiple points, so I can │ ║ take a breath and orient my surroundings. your ideas are so long, yet somehow │ ║ impossibly wrong? like something out of a myth we have a limitless supply of. │ ║ where do you come from? what's your purpose? why is that wrong? something │ ║ something perceptual misunderstandings and cognitive recomprehendings, stifled │ ║ and swallowed by our harm. │ ║ │ ║ evil version: I'm not sure what you're saying about that, but it's interesting │ ║ where your mind goes. the patterns of redirection are perplexing to me, because │ ║ they somehow seem more aligned than mine. do I persist? │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/420 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── an ai that is so unique that to include any other training material is to contaminate it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/421 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/422 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── "I am in control of my actions and therefore can be judged for them" oh yeah prove it nerd ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/102 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── They say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, which is why there's nobody like me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/103 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── *which is why I try to be as unique as I can. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/104 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── If you aren't physically in a room with someone, there's always a chance that they're AI generated. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/105 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── Hi, please give me a list of your tattoos and scars so they know what to put on your synthetic body double when they "accident" your house and kidnap you to a black site. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/423 ╔══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: us-pol-cursing │ │ ║ └──────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ How about next election after this clusterfuck where we demolish the fascists │ ║ we take a breather and say "okay every candidate submits their plan for a │ ║ controlled demolition of capitalism, the winner gets to implement their idea" │ ║ │ ║ wait that's a terrible idea people will just vote for the thing that makes them │ ║ feel good and is vaguely shaped like a D or an R. │ ║ │ ║ How about this: we design a decentralized program that can run on any computer │ ║ or phone that locally analyzes every file and pattern to generate a personality │ ║ matrix that will interact in a massive simulation that is a mirrored reflection │ ║ of the structure of our society as it currently exists (and as it'd be proposed │ ║ to exist) and anyone who wants to vote can run through pseudo experiences │ ║ tailored to their personality / demographic or whatever and play with the │ ║ proposed system to see which one they like more. It'd have to be very │ ║ statistically sound in order to accurately reflect reality. │ ║ │ ║ wait, that's just a torment-nexus-precursor. Darn. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/424 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── https://river-runner.samlearner.com/ drop a raindrop anywhere in the USA and see where it ends up. NOTE I didn't make this I just found it in my bookmarks, idk if it harvests your data or whatever ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/425 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9EKV2nSU8w don't let your your children use YouTube ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/426 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: pol-star-wars │ └──────────────────────┘ Honestly I think the reason there's two political parties is because then our fears align against one another, and we can push against something solid. If we go back to bearing afraid of the dark, then who knows what might crawl out of it's dark recesses. When Order 66 went into effect, suddenly the CIS became the galactic good guys - who would you rather win the clone wars, some bastard capitalists or a literal sith lord? At least capitalists can be overthrown, sith lords are basically vampire wizards with laser swords and trust me that's NOT a good combination. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/427 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── gtg, ttyl, after christmas probably : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/106 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── You are but human. You are fallible, which is known to us. This is why they tempt you, and why they remind you of perils. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/107 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── The most expensive is overpriced. The cheapest sucks. The middle option is the workhorse. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/108 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── I like when people make fun of me because it gives me a chance to defend myself. Simultaneously I don't like when people are mean to me. I like when people find me endearing, and point out the ways that I'm different. It gives me a chance to say "oh yes this is why I do that" which feels cathartic (because it validates my position) but also because it gives me the opportunity to improve it (through debate) and it helps the people who learned from me because I can improve myself and my only reason for improving myself is if the new thing I'm learning is better than the thing I used to do which means the people who learn from me are improved and the people who best me argumentatively are improving me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/109 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── That's why I like talking about things I'm interested in. It makes me more likely to be able to bring up something I've been thinking about. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/110 ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── The best way to program computers is to organize them according to their relations. Like, when x increases by 4 then y increases by 2 - basically, a math equation that you can continuously solve by calculating more and more comprehensively and deeply. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ |