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 downside is, one of my bracelets broke. Well, mostly broke. Only a witch like
 my mother could restring it correctly, but she's somewhere in the other half
 of the country.
 
 worth it though, for the ducks.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/1175 ---
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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--- #2 fediverse/1535 ---
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 I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
 trash. Or in a store.
 
 so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
 dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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--- #3 fediverse/5975 ---
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 @user-1882 
 
 these are some of the most boldest things I own.
 
 the feathers fall off one at a time, each time I use it.
a picture with a bunch of stuff in it. don't worry about it you can't hear it while driving. just a thing, probably a hallucination 
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--- #4 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #5 fediverse/1672 ---
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 @user-1037 
 
 speaking from the perspective of a witch, the land does not care what lines we
 draw in the sand. Lines are a human thing.
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 Hello, I am a witch and this is my altar.
 
 Here, I dream of a green USA.
 
 covered by the branches,
 my body decays into parts,
 ready to join the next life that needs me.
 
 [read the alt-text on the pictures, or listen to your screenreader for more
 explanation]
a round planter pot with a dead plant growing out of it. At it's feet there are sticks I found outside that are covered in moss - the moss is dehydrated, and so brown and dusty. Sticking out of the pot is a flag of my homeland, and behind it there is a fog covered windowpane. In addition, my cat watches from behind, asking me to open the door for her so she can go out on the porch and freeze for a bit before begging to be let back in. She just wanted to see the cold, I suspect. close up picture of the thirsty moss. There is a small glass jar partly filled with water - I add a bit more whenever I pray, from my water bottle. As it evaporates from the jar, it makes the world just a bit more humid, and better for moss to grow in. there are leaves and detritus in the planter pot as well, to simulate a forest floor covered in soil. I've sprayed the moss with water, and it awakens and spreads it's arms in exultation. The light from the window behind it gives power to it's ever-beckoning grasp, as it sucks carbon from the atmosphere to build itself as a structure that fights back against disorder. Consuming naught but light, water, and air, it grows forever without a care, and tomorrow our world is more beautiful. 
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--- #7 fediverse/1531 ---
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 An American princess wears turquoise and silver, not diamonds. Though I'm sure
 she wears diamonds sometimes too.
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--- #8 messages/152 ---
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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--- #9 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #10 fediverse/597 ---
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 would your ancestors be more upset that you threw away a glowstick, or jealous
 that you can wear a firefly bracelet?
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--- #11 fediverse/1031 ---
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 kinda funny how the people in my life won't let me, a witch, cast spells on
 them. Like they doubt my intentions? ? ? and when they do they're just,
 mentally eye-rolling all the time. How's a girl to get any practice if nobody
 wants to be hypnotized >.>
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--- #12 fediverse/4262 ---
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 good witches make enchantments.
 
 bad witches steal them.
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--- #13 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #14 fediverse/6103 ---
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 I should get more hats. I only have 4 or 5.
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--- #15 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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 @user-138 
 
 turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act
 of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism.
 
 something something bread and circuses work
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 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #18 messages/426 ---
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 How many of me are there? There are as many of me as there are of thee, dear
 reader.
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--- #19 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #20 fediverse/1852 ---
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 hackers should repair things that are broken that are good
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--- #21 messages/1177 ---
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 it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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--- #22 fediverse/2774 ---
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 I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
 part.
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--- #23 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #24 fediverse/421 ---
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 one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed
 things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm
 you.
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #26 fediverse/1209 ---
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 if your witch hat has a brim that looks like a circle then you're wearing it
 backwards.
 
 witch hats should fold flat. The angled part should be in front so you only
 have to see a thin slice of reality, that way people are only able to see your
 eyes if you look directly at them.
 
 it adds to the mystique.
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 Also she's just a person, a cursed person but hey she's just trying to do
 right. So am i. I believe in goodness, and so does she (even though she can be
 a bit evil about it) (without trying, I might add, it just comes naturally to
 her) (she's better now though)
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 ah, but my dear... your "wisdom" has side effects.
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--- #29 fediverse/6051 ---
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 I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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 the goddess of madness is pretty sane, tbh
 
 it's not like there's just one tho
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--- #31 fediverse/136 ---
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 @user-95 I heard an owl last night. Also someone was throwing pebbles at my
 window. So peaceful, much better than what I normally hear ^_^
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--- #32 fediverse/4489 ---
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 I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : )
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 @user-1572
 
 nope
 
 I figure if I have to rebuild them, oh well.
 
 plus this way I can give each of my computers a slightly different personality.
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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║ │ I Am The Weed Witch Making Cannabutter In My Cauldron                      │ ║
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--- #37 fediverse/3000 ---
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 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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--- #38 fediverse/4023 ---
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 my packrat genetics tell me to hoard metal, and scrounge anything good.
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 my worst impulse is to sit around and do nothing when there could be weed that
 I was smoking
 
 gotta be ready in-case things go south... I'm a witch, after all. who better
 to call to the spirits drawn to conflict and strife, bothing them and saying
 "hey, pay attention to me and my life?"
 
 it's not like time is wasted for them. they are an orientation, not a
 lifeform. time is no consequence when they can be anywhere at once.
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--- #40 fediverse/2234 ---
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 oh, two more things I forgot that I made yesterday.
a picture of a mouse cursor which has a user's profile picture next to it with their name and address so you can more easily remember who you're trying to be. a bunch of random text that I thought was artistic layered on-top of the previous picture which was a mouse-cursor with a user's profile picture next to it so you could see who you're supposed to be. 
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--- #41 fediverse/228 ---
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 @user-186 oh great, another video I'm going to have to show to all of my
 friends because it's so good.
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--- #42 fediverse/3757 ---
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 I am the witch who cursed my past self with my current life.
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--- #43 fediverse/5679 ---
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 having the limitations of a human form is kinda nice, I guess.
 
 keeps you out of real trouble.
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--- #44 messages/263 ---
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 Inside of me there are two wolves. The first says "wait no I'm actually a
 human" and the other says "I'm a witch! Teehee"
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--- #45 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #46 fediverse/6138 ---
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 the only two insects that you have to care about as a quartermaster are
 pollinators, and the hunters who catch the vermin.
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--- #47 fediverse/5616 ---
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 I went on a walk today, it was pretty nice.
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--- #48 fediverse/4243 ---
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 so I guess I'm a chaotic-good witch paladin?
 
 and yes I know "chaotic" and "paladin" don't usually go together, but...
 somehow I make it work
 
 ... I should do more pushups. Practice with my sword some more. That part of
 me's sorta been asleep for four-ish months.
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--- #50 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #51 fediverse/267 ---
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 the unluckiest person in the world failed the most wisdom checks.
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--- #52 fediverse/4804 ---
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 I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
 
 ... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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--- #53 messages/1160 ---
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 Give your money to purple and orange and green, not yellow and white.
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--- #54 fediverse/3144 ---
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 witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
 hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #55 fediverse/6284 ---
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 I once met a fairie queen, and we played a game of chess that I casually lost.
 I'd do anything for her, even though we only met but once.
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--- #56 fediverse/4659 ---
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 I am cursed to break unwritten rules and damned to forget the most arbitrary
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--- #57 fediverse/2481 ---
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 on one hand, conversation to spark insight.
 
 on the other, being connected to me.
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 we should reward frugality as much as value-creation.
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--- #59 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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 @user-171 
 
 I guess so. She's a little useless without me, I mean if I left her alone
 she'd probably just flop around and complain until I came back. But she's good
 for the instincts I find.
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 somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
 witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 ... no the first tip was "stop replying to me, you already agree" and then the
 block was because you called her a fed =P
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 @user-168 hehehehehehe witch cackles I told you it was a nightmare
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 oh my god what a witch
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--- #66 fediverse/6102 ---
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 sorry I was just making stuff up because it's fun, hope I didn't accidentally
 unleash disaster or masterpiece, either would be equally bad
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 @user-1010 
 
 kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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--- #68 fediverse/5345 ---
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 you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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 spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
 using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
 sounds different...
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--- #70 messages/178 ---
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 A god is less of an object and more of a direction.
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--- #71 fediverse/6211 ---
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 I trade the justice of my heart for the world my mind knows it wants.
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--- #72 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #73 messages/777 ---
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 waaaahhhhhhhh my computer broke because I didn't touch it T.T
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 I'm a good witch, which means I write poems and bake cookies. Okay usually I
 make something more nutritious, like "melange". Also I'm good at listening to
 people's problems and I always have a cup of tea ready for you when you walk
 in the door.
 
 bad witches are kinda evil. They're the type who curse animals with human
 forms and enslave the fae by forcing them to work desk jobs and such. They
 also propagate spores for poisonous mushrooms in the forest, the kind that
 LOOK like they're edible but actually aren't.
 
 but, as all things are defined in waves, so too are the patterns of witches -
 for every bad witch, there's a good one just around the corner.
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--- #75 fediverse/88 ---
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 @user-92 I haven't received a single knock, I'm kinda broken up about it : (
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--- #76 fediverse/3407 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 there's only a password so that if the zip archive is displaced from it's
 context it's harder to read.
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--- #77 fediverse/5694 ---
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 if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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--- #78 fediverse/4468 ---
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 oh look at me, typing my thoughts while doing chores. And you all get to
 listen, you lucky ducks ; )
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #80 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #81 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #82 fediverse/1891 ---
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 @user-1091 
 
 I knowwww some people are just thorny and prickly I guess.
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--- #83 fediverse/3563 ---
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 @user-1209 
 
 good
 
 judge me
 
 find me just
 
 I accept my fate
 
 whatever it may be
 
 for I trust that which sees;
 
 that which is judging me thus.
 
 may fortune bring my heart forth
 
 displayed for all to see, here is my "me"
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 you can only be yourself once, and it happens while you're alive.
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 made something, dunno why but sometimes you just gotta let fate guide your
 pen-shaped-sword or whatever.
a picture of a futuristic tunnel boring device. 
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 I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
 
 she wanted more.
 
 what have I done.
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?" the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities." 
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--- #88 fediverse/847 ---
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 I say "my" not as in "mine" but "my" as in "my beloved"
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--- #89 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #90 fediverse/5864 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 I dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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--- #91 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #92 fediverse/904 ---
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 @user-631 
 
 a true joke would work in both ways, such that everyone's laughing. : )
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--- #93 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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 According to a sign that I passed just four days ago, I have one day left.
 Whatever that means.
 
 so next week better be good.
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 Some people's parents never taught them to handle being yelled at when they
 were kids and honestly it shows
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--- #96 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #97 fediverse/2434 ---
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 I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
 with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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--- #98 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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--- #100 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #101 fediverse/5829 ---
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 what if we just put two windows in each window, and made one have glass and
 the other had screen. Then, slide one or both and you can open or close.
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--- #102 messages/1116 ---
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 What works for me might not work for another,
 
 But 
 
 What works for me might work for another.
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--- #103 fediverse/1648 ---
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 "oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
 knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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--- #104 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #105 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #106 fediverse/5983 ---
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 I wish I had daggers in my hair that looks like hair but I could wear whenever
 I had that hair
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--- #107 fediverse/3664 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 ooooooo what kind of books do you read?
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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 some more of the same.
Setting a bunch of values for a "player" and a "creature" object. Mostly things like location, and values related to their movement around the map (such as wander radius, or attack distance, that kind of thing) Starts out by initializing x, y, z, and o (for orientation) variables using a "player, dot get location" function. Next it checks three different locations, labelled "dock, road, and beach" by first testing to see if the X, Y, and Z values are greater or less than predetermined values. If so for all three values, then that means the player is located within a square drawn in the dirt somewhere on the map and they are promptly teleported to some other place. Basically it's like, a teleport pad in a video game or something. Step into the circle (in this case a square) and you're whisked away to some far off land. Setting up a bunch of categories that particular NPCs might belong to. Such as "shopkeeper" or "food vendor" or "weapons trainer", that sort of thing. Each entry gets a name applied, a list that includes items they sell, and a typemask that is used as a bitflag so that a single NPC can belong to multiple different categories. 
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--- #110 fediverse/2191 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 You cared, and anyone who cares about you cares.
 
 If you find a guitar, cherish it.
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--- #111 fediverse/5607 ---
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 I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
 to us. The more the better, I say!
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--- #112 fediverse/5086 ---
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 nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
 northwest, but hey here we are.
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--- #113 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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 I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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 My feet are so heavy! Whoever thought shoes were a good idea?? I mostly walk
 on padded dirt!! - said the human
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 me, waking up in the morning and reading my own posts
 
 alright what's the damage this time
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--- #117 fediverse/2881 ---
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 "never lose your totem"
 
 I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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 @user-192 
 
 yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
 nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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 @user-1024 
 
 ....... you might want to distill it, first......
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 @user-209 
 
 I replaced my twist tie cable management with velcro and it's sooooooo much
 nicer! That should reclaim at least a few of them : )
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 Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
 
 Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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 I wonder how many things I've forgot? More every minute, I'd say, and though I
 try and chronicle them all... What's there to say?
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 @user-1352 
 
 I run Nix on one of my laptops and I really enjoy it : )
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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 @user-1322 
 
 my god is kind.
 
 I am the resentful one, and I spite only myself.
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 @user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
 me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
 did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
 encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
 language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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 too bad everyone knows their own truth.
 
 [a good bit while later]
 
 wao I wonder what this es: "ow oof ouch owwie my religion"
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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 and though I am perfect, I'm better than none of you.
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 the firsthing a helpful comrade would do with their mistakes is bring
 attention to them.
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 I find maybe one or two days a week to work on my projects. About one or two
 days to be spent publicly. The rest of the time I'm handling myself, my
 chores, my girlfriends, and various mundane things.
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 don't think about how rare something is. think about how useful it is to you.
 
 we can make more stuff.
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 @user-95 i've only hung out with a moth once and it was kind of while my cat
 was mauling it, oops... they're very cool though so I picked that one too. Fox
 was my main answer
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 I have bad teeth, but I smile anyway, because I want you to like me, but not
 for my teeth.
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 @user-95 
 
 if I was canadian I'd be ca-ritz!
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 there was a time, when a university was tantamount to heresy
 
 ======================= stack overflow =====================
 
 Magic Survival is the witchiest game I know of.
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 just because you have something good
 
 doesn't mean it's bad to have that good thing.
 
 if it were so, 
 
 it would imply that you are bad. 
 
 and you are not bad. 
 
 therefore it is good to have good things.
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 if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
 anything they want to keep hidden.
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 @user-579 
 
 my problem is figuring out which thoughts are intrusive and which are actually
 mine
 
 I usually err on the side of "would you want your sister to do this" or "how
 would you feel if your mom told you that" or "do you think a cute sweet soft
 cat would ever think such a thing" and that usually works.
 
 usually.
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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 made this a couple days ago. [thread] 🧵​ part 1/20
the entire picture in one. 2. red text on a gray background. "everyone in the country has an ip address. Often more. Imagine if every address (physical) had a website. according to the top two google search results, there's somewhere between (in orange) seventy five million and one hundred sixty million registered physical addresses in the country." 1. a crudely drawn picture of America, with outsets for hawaii, alaska, and some unidentified part of the carribean. there is a text label that says "america" uncapitalized. 4. a picture of suburbia where all the houses in a line are connected, essentially acting as a "node rail" that could deliver packages or messages. run on open source infrastructure of course, something that everyone could see and appreciate. contribute too, if they'd like, but as long as the power rests solely in the hands of the people who use it, then nobody can take it from them. if that power is ever contested, then measures must be taken to overcome it. such is the nature of defence - if someone attacks you, you avoid their attacks and develop a strategy to defeat them. in doing so you both are learning, you how to avoid their attacks and them how to patch up their weaknesses. then, in an ideal game, you'd have your turn on offense, and you'd overcome your opponent bit by bit. a slightly different strategy, but one they must adapt to, and teach you how to be countered. in doing so you both learn, and that is valuable. anyway, the text on the image says "each address gets an HTML page. whoever resides at that address can edit it." the text is in the same color as the background, as if it was punched out of a piece of paper like a ballot. next text is black, as in shadows, like the decisionmaking process of the people who decided the 2004 election between AI. Gore and that other guy. "when they move, they can register with the post office (or company, if done through capitalism) next is the text "alternatievely, they can only ever be edited at libraries" in green & blu 
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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 "cool it with the psychic posting"
 
 ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
 somewhere wants to see it.
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 I wish I could buy some locally native spiders on the internet to live in my
 house and eat all these fruit flies -.-
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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 remind me again how many of our boats were sunk before we intervened in WW-I?
 (American)
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--- #150 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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 The world is stitched together with angel hair, as it sheds from their body,
 painless and evenly timed.
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 @user-192 
 
 thanks. I live near some ducks. they're pretty cool fellows.
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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 I FOUND HALF A BAG OF LENTILS IN MY CLOSET HOORAY!!
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 @user-515 
 
 SO MANY.
 
 But I learned a few more lessons than that.
 
 So... It worked out for the better, I think.
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 You only think that because it was contrasted with the Soviet union, which
 didn't exert power in that way.
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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 if the good guys always win, the bad will slink into the shadows and do
 dastardly deeds out of sight.
 
 if the bad guys always win, the spark of goodness will wink out.
 
 I think I'd prefer if they were cowering in our wake.
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 lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
 digging instrument
 
 and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
 /stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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 this is why AI is evil, as explained to a witch.
picture of an ai conversation: "let's move on to a different topic, this time I think we should describe the poem's contents self-referentially as a 3rd person narrative, with the perspective being the subject and her thoughts. I'd like to use the analyze.lua function for more than simply extracting keywords, I'd also like to use it for transformation as well. can we make a new directory inside of the /theme-analysis/ directory that will store the narratives? it should be combined into a book with milky white pages and brighter-than-blood red. Nearly pink, but a bit more orange. It should utilize generative art to make the pages feel as if they are *oozing* in sharp stalagmite and stalagtite pictures. Could probably generate with mathematical functions and a bit of fuzzing (statistically) to create straight lines. Very sharp, though, like lines being carved in butter or blood or stone. It should feel painful to read. It should be a cursed artifact. each of these narratives can be stored in the /theme-analysis/narratives/ directory, and the narrative.lua script can be called from /theme-analysis/analyze.lua. This narrative script will indeed call into analyze as well, essentially as a reciprocal dependency. Instead of analyzing for word-cloud purposes, as /theme-analysis/analyze.lua is currently doing, it would have it's own slightly tailored processes for extracting a narrative from a series of short, segmented and semipseudo disconnected series of poems. [the ai says yes] 
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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 we all need each other, no matter how much we don't want to need.
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 the second rule is you don't have to hang out with mortals. there are places
 you can go where they won't find you, except by accident, and then you just go
 somewhere else.
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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 I honor my country the same way I honor my mother.
 
 By being the best me that I can be.
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 they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
 
 if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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 On one hand, people should be free to do as they want to.
 
 on the other, people can be really horny sometimes.
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 sometimes I'll hear my cat meow the way she does when she wants something but
 then I turn around and she's halfway through giving herself a bath /shrug
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 oops, forgot to post some things. here they are out of order.
 
 [things I almost posted that I posted after almost posting]
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 wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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 omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
A preview from the Nintendo Power magazine for a game released only in japan called Doshin and the Giant. 
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--- #176 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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 Maybe I'm just woefully arcane?
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 I miss university because of all the gay people I could hang out with.
 
 I guess I must be lonely.
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 @user-5 
 
 ... what do they have against canadia?
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 @user-246 
 
 same... I post about so many different types of things it's wild
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 dear me: 
 
           DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
 
 that's all, fuck off and be helpful
 
 ... wow, rude.
 
 yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings.
 
 helpful.
 useful.
 
 many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be
 prologued. but pronounced prolonged.
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 what if I bit this piece of glass so hard that it shattered in my mouth
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 you know what they say, an autistic in motion stays in motion, an autistic at
 rest...
 
 now I gotta rest on the bus for an hour or two. wish me luck.
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 @user-8 
 
 sucks... I hope they fix your power and water soon. 
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 Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat
 some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see.
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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 @user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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 I once made Webfishing, but World of Warcraft instead of fishing. Not to split
 the party or anything hehe
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 Nobody tells me they like my artwork. No one! So why do I keep making it?
 What's wrong with me?
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 all of my memories of diablo are of dungeon siege.
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 @user-192 
 
 ... then let me give my money to the people who actually made the damned
 thing...
 
 Ah that's the tricky part, isn't it?
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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 @user-1839 
 
 the trick is to just make it and point people toward it as if it's supposed to
 be there.
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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 My parents got divorced during the Burning Crusade.
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 3/20
12. the text continues from the previous page and reads "if it's been ten or more years since they moved in, the site gets rebuilt. [wait, hang on, weren't we talking about html websites? when did houses come into the discussion?] ... wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah the text is on a gray background, as interrupting as a scythe, with a yellow backdrop as if to represent sheer white-hot flame except not white the color of all colors but fire the color of all flames. the text reads "prince of the nehalim" in bright pinking blue, as in something completely foreign and unknown to you, and continues on to read in red "so many opportunities" as if life hadn't absconded, but instead of severed instead. "parabolas persist" in the flavor of blue, the color of space in a non-light polluted view. "live life like you're merry, as do but a few." do you want to make people feel better? or do you just want to make them confused? Neither, really, I'm trying to tell the truth. I'm seriously just struggling to find a way to express things that others clearly seem to be forgetting - I'm not an expert in other stuff! This is literally all I'm good at! Is it valuable? Maybe not to you, but I think it could be useful, or else I would covet it and leave it in disuse. it's time is relevant, it's words fit into a context, so if you misunderstand it's past then it's probably because you don't have the records or the ability to process them of the time in which it was posted. What if things were de 10 ten. blue text on a blue background, as a calming and soothing influence, saying "it's okay, don't freak out, just think about learning lessons about stuff that *could* go wrong and think about how you'd counter it. just like any video game, there's a strategy to defeat any other strategy. the careful application of said strategy while using or applying your own capabilities is directly correlated to the conclusions of the task." meanwhile the listener is like "what the fuck" wait shit hang on lemme add a content warning: right so the text reads "if you want your neighbors to know something, don't post it on the internet - put it on a post-it on the wall in a public place" like, your front door, or maybe the entrance to your building, or the parking garage near the mall, or maybe the grocery store, on a product behind the one in front. that kind of thing. depending on who you want to see it, of course... people used to do this with library books but stopped because it's quite obviously a bad and rude thing to do, books are for record keeping of the status of humanity, through each and every one of it's forms. It's weird that they all have the same stuff, because they're designed for capitalism right? Why not share them based on availability, and keep as many different types of things as possible? when nobody cares for them, how will we remember the countless books nobody reads? How will we understand that step in developing our culture if we don't have access to the con 9. the text begins to diverge at this point, on the left it reads "it's easy if you want some privacy, - all you have to do" and then is cut off by the introduction of red text on a green background, to evoke similar colors as the original thing it was interrupting but it's own thing nonetheless, and existing off to the side in tandem, so that conditions could not remain unaddressed. the text reads "they were betting on selling us space flight [with spaceflight sliding from one side to the other, like a rocket escaping the gravitic pull of the planet it surrounded] but we cared more for food and water" the second part, after spaceflight about food and water, is intruding onto the yellow's background, which was next, to represent a continuation of the previous thought about websites and HTML. it's frustrating for the next text, which is in purple, a confused and disoriented color. it continues from the original thought "is delete the website! Boom, no more html. but if they were listed (neocities sites on a map of the region" but map is emphasized with a different color, green the color of the land, and "region" is pronounced like "realm" or perhaps "ground" or even "directions" or "land beyond the horizon (if it even exists)") 11. I think. orange text on a green blue background, same background as the previous three pictures. orange text which contrasts in a way that almost calls back to the 80s, but not quite. a little too dirty, like the blue and orange decorations around highways in New Mexico. car smoke and tire dust'll do that, and it's not like it's easy to clean - right next to the freeway, c'mon! Wouldn't it be nice if we shut it down for a day or two? Unless you had very important business, solely self-suggested. if too many people used it on those days (when they were cleaning it) then they're supposed to follow through and identify if their need was too great or if they were just being an asshole about it because their bosses forced them to. basically like, family emergencies gets a lane, things that are crucial to a social event like no beer at a frat party or whatever, heck even if the girl you like really wanted to get laid. whatever the heck it is, if you deem it an emergency then that's fine. you can drive while the highway is being cleaned. just make sure you don't slip on the suds... ... a while later, humanity realized they could just close one direction at a time and clean the next one next time. what was I saying? Oh yeah the text! Here's what it reads: "every year, replace five percent [but read as %] of the homes and boom you're good - maybe even do 10% if things are going well - either way, as time goes on people can live in a house as long as they want - but when they mov 
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