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 you, right now:
 
 "what the... who would doxx her."
 
 me, in 2 weeks:
 
 "what the... who would doxx me?"
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/5796 ---
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 "what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
 some pretty spicy kush
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--- #2 fediverse/4941 ---
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 everyone: "what are you doing"
 
 me: ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. wawawawa
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--- #3 messages/1201 ---
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 Whoever said that left and right shift had to do the same things?
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--- #4 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #5 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #6 fediverse/956 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #7 messages/1204 ---
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 when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman
 president. what they want is a kind old lady.
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--- #8 messages/1116 ---
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 What works for me might not work for another,
 
 But 
 
 What works for me might work for another.
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--- #9 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #10 messages/1488 ---
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 "what are you doing?" doxxing myself. If she wanted to save as many lives as
 possible, she'd do it in a shed. She's been tricked into doing it for the
 money by people who don't want to die in a warehouse. That's valid, but they
 aren't giving her money anyway.
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--- #11 fediverse/3617 ---
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 @user-1390 
 
 true. what do you want to do with all those bits, hmmm?
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--- #12 fediverse/1517 ---
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 if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
 they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
 other? the poor dears.
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--- #13 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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--- #14 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #15 fediverse/2495 ---
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 @user-122 
 
 because you were born, and you grew!
 
 what else would you ask a person to do?
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 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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 being post op basically feels like "what if your buttcheeks went all the way
 forward"
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--- #20 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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