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leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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ents are basically "what if trees were fast"
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--- #2 fediverse/5218 ---
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"what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #3 bluesky#39 ---
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what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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wow what if we could get it working
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"what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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being post op basically feels like "what if your buttcheeks went all the way
forward"
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what if we paid people to answer questions about their life?
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what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #10 fediverse/6185 ---
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@user-1909
what if I wanna
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okay flag is cool and all but what if
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--- #12 fediverse/5437 ---
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okay flag is cool and all but what if
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universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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--- #14 fediverse/4901 ---
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #16 fediverse/5006 ---
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@user-246
what if you were tho
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okay okay bear with me...
what if blackberry with keyboard ABOVE the screen
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@user-673
what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
to know them?
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--- #20 messages/1216 ---
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WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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