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 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/3245 ---
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 "what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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--- #2 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #3 messages/1407 ---
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 would you rather have a missile launcher or a gattling gun missile launcher
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--- #4 fediverse/5039 ---
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 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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--- #5 fediverse/6392 ---
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 "what if we invested in cities instead of companies"
 
 ah yes, anarcho-fuedalism
 
 "what if we elevated people we respect"
 
 ah yes, anarcho-monarchism
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--- #6 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #7 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
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  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #8 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #9 fediverse/5261 ---
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 ents are basically "what if trees were fast"
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--- #10 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #11 fediverse/2961 ---
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 okay what if we bio-engineered a shield that would grow around your nuts
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--- #12 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #13 fediverse/1244 ---
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 in a battle, your foe's greatest weapon is the screams of your falling.
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--- #14 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #15 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #16 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #17 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #18 fediverse/5006 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 what if you were tho
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 "hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
 mother."
 
 - some ice guy somewhere probably
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--- #20 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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