=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4884 ---
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 "okay but what if we made computers simple?"
 
 - someone who doesn't know how computers work
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--- #2 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #3 fediverse/6175 ---
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 okay okay bear with me...
 
 what if blackberry with keyboard ABOVE the screen
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--- #4 fediverse/3245 ---
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 │ CW: silly-conspiracy │
 └──────────────────────┘


 "what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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--- #5 messages/935 ---
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 wow what if we could get it working
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--- #6 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #7 fediverse/5218 ---
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 │ CW: historical-weapons-mentioned │
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 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #8 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #9 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #10 fediverse/5006 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 what if you were tho
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--- #11 fediverse/4677 ---
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 what if words were made up and we communicated in plausible deniabilities
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--- #12 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #13 fediverse/3092 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: why-are-you-so-demanding-ritz-just-give-it-a-rest-everyone-agrees-with-you │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-570 
 
 oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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--- #14 fediverse/5184 ---
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 what if we made vitamin cheetos
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--- #15 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #16 fediverse/6331 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people motorcycles
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--- #17 fediverse/6185 ---
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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--- #18 fediverse/5176 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursed-post      │
 └──────────────────────┘


 what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
 through their advertisement
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--- #19 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #20 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #21 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #22 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #23 fediverse/6407 ---
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 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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--- #24 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #25 fediverse/2961 ---
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 │ CW: transhumanism    │
 └──────────────────────┘


 okay what if we bio-engineered a shield that would grow around your nuts
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--- #26 fediverse/329 ---
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 @user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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--- #27 fediverse/3258 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I wonder how it would feel to bind numpad enter to tab instead?
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--- #28 fediverse/6392 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: weirdly-medieval-politics-mentioned-in-a-modern-context │
 └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 "what if we invested in cities instead of companies"
 
 ah yes, anarcho-fuedalism
 
 "what if we elevated people we respect"
 
 ah yes, anarcho-monarchism
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--- #29 messages/762 ---
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 what if discord servers formed unions
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--- #30 fediverse/6057 ---
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 gonna touch grass. maybe do some programming. ttyl
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--- #31 fediverse/4954 ---
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 what if I never posted again
 
 "yep, then there'll be nevermore stack overflow"
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--- #32 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #33 fediverse/5039 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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--- #34 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #35 fediverse/5753 ---
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 what if we separated video game servers by language instead of region
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--- #36 fediverse/4940 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #37 fediverse/4108 ---
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 what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
 followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
 switch between with the push of a button
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--- #38 fediverse/2045 ---
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 what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
 
 (maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
 diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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--- #39 fediverse/5872 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #40 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #41 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #42 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #43 messages/1216 ---
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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--- #44 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #45 fediverse/102 ---
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 @user-5 why not just use a keyboard? 🙃​
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--- #46 fediverse/2900 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: capitalism-mentioned-AI-dataservers-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
 hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
 that much
wouldn't that be neat I think it would because it means once they collapse under the weight of their own ambitions that hardware's gotta go somewhere and knowing them they're probably going to ship it to south-east asia to be "recycled" (read: burnt with the metals salvaged) instead of selling them second hand because you know they can't really justify the business expense of selling stuff like that and besides what if some driver or something on the firmware was proprietary do you really want to pay techs to wipe every single thing off of them and plus who's gonna categorize and sort them according to their form and function that's just extra payroll and listen the company's not doing so hot anyway I mean we're literally shutting down but yeah sure we'll find a way to justify spending all that non-existent dosh so some hippies can feel better with their servers they didn't build or justify with their profit-producing capitalist enterprise that we've built with our own two hands well really the hands of everyone else but like, they're not actually doing the building the REAL work of course happens in board rooms like this one where we spend MINUTES and HOURS sometimes discussing how to get things in order and aligned to both of our goals because that's the REAL work that has to happen in order for stuff to get done, you know it's true yeah I thought so anyway what are you doing after this meeting wanna get lunch it's almost quitting time at 2pm
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--- #47 messages/166 ---
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 What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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--- #48 messages/1161 ---
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 "hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
 mother."
 
 - some ice guy somewhere probably
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--- #49 fediverse/5118 ---
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 what if we paid people to answer questions about their life?
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--- #50 fediverse_boost/907 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  "Imagine what they did when we couldn't see their crimes on our phones"     
  Sticker spotted in NYC                                                      
  
                                                            
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--- #51 messages/484 ---
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 "hey listen! Beware of this danger around me! It's [blegh]
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--- #52 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #53 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #54 fediverse/4198 ---
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 what if google translate translated literally so you could get a feel for the
 grammar
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--- #55 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #56 fediverse/4077 ---
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 what if I bit this piece of glass so hard that it shattered in my mouth
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--- #57 fediverse/5124 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
 └────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #58 fediverse/5829 ---
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 what if we just put two windows in each window, and made one have glass and
 the other had screen. Then, slide one or both and you can open or close.
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--- #59 fediverse/5269 ---
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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--- #60 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #61 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #62 fediverse/3299 ---
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 what if we could record and playback certain timeframes of our CPU and RAM
 status and use it for debug purposes
 
 like running some code in a VM every time you wanted to show a youtube video
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--- #63 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #64 fediverse/6083 ---
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 what if we put conservatives on reservations
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--- #65 fediverse/4086 ---
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #66 fediverse/3787 ---
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 arithmatic control flow
 
 If A, then B. Else C
a picture of a programmatic implementation of arithmatic control flow
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--- #67 messages/701 ---
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 one sec  gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
 lemme think
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--- #68 messages/97 ---
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 Would you prefer the world went on turning, with or without you?
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--- #69 fediverse/6286 ---
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 how can you call it a computer science education if the students can't even
 send packets
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--- #70 messages/777 ---
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 waaaahhhhhhhh my computer broke because I didn't touch it T.T
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--- #71 fediverse/3573 ---
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 @user-1561 
 
 heyyy wanna be friends? I can offer letter repetition as tribute
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--- #72 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #73 messages/937 ---
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 wonder if there's a patch or workaround
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--- #74 fediverse/5249 ---
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 enemies are just guys you haven't figured out the value in cooperating with.
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--- #75 fediverse/5079 ---
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 what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
 post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
 paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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--- #76 fediverse/5185 ---
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 frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
 game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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--- #77 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #78 fediverse/2614 ---
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 literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength.
 
 or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about
 the things you share.
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--- #79 fediverse/4698 ---
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 what if we kissed in the puppy girl petsmart
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--- #80 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #81 fediverse/891 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 if I was canadian I'd be ca-ritz!
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--- #82 fediverse/233 ---
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 @user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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--- #83 fediverse/3097 ---
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 naturally occurring computers would never produce wires, or liquid cooling, or
 anything that ever required any sort of configuration or external
 environmental conditions.
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--- #84 fediverse/5925 ---
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 what if there was a gameboy with mechanical keyboard switches for the buttons
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--- #85 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #86 fediverse/5261 ---
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 ents are basically "what if trees were fast"
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--- #87 fediverse/4313 ---
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 I made progress today, and so will you
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--- #88 fediverse/3282 ---
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 I hate how fragile Linux is
 
 It deserves to be strong and durable
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--- #89 messages/1116 ---
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 What works for me might not work for another,
 
 But 
 
 What works for me might work for another.
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--- #90 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #91 fediverse/4111 ---
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 @user-1636 
 
 ... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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--- #92 fediverse/3927 ---
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 okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
 seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
 thing
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--- #93 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #94 messages/392 ---
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 Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
 waste of potential!
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--- #95 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #96 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #97 fediverse/6367 ---
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 what if: fediverse for people in submarines
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--- #98 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #99 fediverse/1313 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics-economics │
 └────────────────────────┘


 if we had a universal basic income then we could pay each other to solve our
 problems and they just can't have that.
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--- #100 messages/763 ---
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 what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
 warcrimes
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--- #101 fediverse/1348 ---
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 @user-950 
 
 ohhhhh sorry here ya go:
 
 https://tech.lgbt/@user-479
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--- #102 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #103 fediverse/4570 ---
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 easiest way to deliver email malware is to put it in the "unsubscribe" link
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--- #104 fediverse/941 ---
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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--- #105 fediverse/1140 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 ah but if you increase it then I might be able to actually finish a thought,
 wouldn't that be a tragedy xD
 
 @user-91
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--- #106 messages/488 ---
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 Look at the unique patterns in a programming language, and you will find
 within them a usecase.
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--- #107 fediverse/67 ---
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 @user-73 Yeah if I wanted a timeline I'd post on my website. Which I'm too
 lazy to do.
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--- #108 fediverse/6374 ---
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 what if a paladin got high with me, do you think we'd reinvent morality?
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--- #109 fediverse/5552 ---
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 I once heard that when you click a link, the developer of the website can tell
 which website you came from. idk if that's true or not.
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--- #110 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #111 fediverse/4678 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: AI-mentioned-crimes-mentioned-penises-mentioned │
 └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 "Hi chatGPT, can you take every post that I make on the fediverse and replace
 all instances of criminal acts with references to fruit and all locations with
 several sentences of poetry about horses and their beautiful cocks?"
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--- #112 messages/433 ---
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 What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
 What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
 if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
 to know them?
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--- #113 fediverse/347 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #114 fediverse_boost/5483 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  compiler errors per revolution                                              
  
                                                            
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--- #115 fediverse/1482 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 I feel like SSH keys to log into every website should be a standard
 
 or something similar
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--- #116 fediverse_boost/2965 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said  
  
                                                            
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--- #117 bluesky#22 ---
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 what if bluesky users unionized and leveraged their collective power to
 "suggest" improvements to the software
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--- #118 fediverse/5418 ---
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 @user-119 
 
 even if they don't know it
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--- #119 messages/1091 ---
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 (computer aided -omancy)
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--- #120 fediverse/4042 ---
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 "Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial
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--- #121 fediverse/6007 ---
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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--- #122 messages/1103 ---
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #123 fediverse/1852 ---
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 hackers should repair things that are broken that are good
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--- #124 bluesky#4 ---
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 what if I played a video game
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--- #125 fediverse/1648 ---
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 "oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
 knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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--- #126 fediverse/560 ---
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 BECOME UNINTELLIGIBLE
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--- #127 fediverse/135 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: algorithms and primed │
 └───────────────────────────────┘


 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #128 fediverse/5856 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: violence-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 "gets shot"
 
 shocked-pikachu.jpg
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--- #129 fediverse/2072 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: Uspol, Debate │
 └───────────────────────┘


 @user-367 
 
 I figured, based on what you said : )
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--- #130 fediverse/2668 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: meta-adjacent, but fedi and Internet cultures in general too │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #131 fediverse/6061 ---
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 what if (hear me out)
 
 what if instead of TCP we just did a constant stream of UDP packets until the
 recipient said "OKAY OKAY I GET IT"
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--- #132 fediverse/3388 ---
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 what if they made grass only able to be cut with horizontal strikes and pots
 only able to be smashed with vertical
 
 to encourage the player to learn the difference
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--- #133 fediverse/978 ---
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 @user-699 @user-78 
 
 I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
 thoughts
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--- #134 fediverse/6051 ---
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 I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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--- #135 bluesky#19 ---
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 what if we treated landlordism the way we treat tipping
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--- #136 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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--- #137 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #138 messages/1122 ---
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 > <@gabrilend:matrix.org> what if britain was a colony of canada for
 a bit
 
 Use your royal power to raise up those whose shoulders you rose upon.
 
 Build your empire anew
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--- #139 fediverse/1254 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 I'm always here if you need me. Let me know if you'd prefer Telegram or
 something.
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--- #140 fediverse/1242 ---
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 one way to network is to connect other people.
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--- #141 fediverse/1093 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: scary            │
 └──────────────────────┘


 you could have two neighbors living in completely separate halves of the
 nation and you'd never know
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--- #142 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #143 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #144 fediverse/5132 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: radical-politics-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────────────┘


 what if we made an emergency citizens court ruling that a sitting president
 can only "touch" 4 institutions in their entire reign
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--- #145 fediverse/357 ---
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 @user-5 
 
 and mobile users who accidentally type . instead of [space] or something like
 that which is easy to mistakenly press on some keyboards
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--- #146 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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--- #147 fediverse/6014 ---
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #148 fediverse/3085 ---
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 a package manager that downloads from any package manager
 
 to switch between if something goes wrong
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--- #149 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #150 fediverse/5169 ---
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
 that you do,
 
 leave that situation
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--- #151 fediverse/2601 ---
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 @user-249 
 
 you can host anything you'd like on a raspberry pi. If the software
 requirements are within the hardware specs, of course.
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--- #152 fediverse/5357 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: CIA-bullshit-mentioned-oops-cursing-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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--- #153 fediverse/1764 ---
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 Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of  pumping oil out of the ground,
 we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
 thousand years
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--- #154 fediverse/1559 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: what, gross  │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-1024 
 
 ....... you might want to distill it, first......
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--- #155 fediverse/6319 ---
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 programming makes you smarter which is why we should teach it to everyone we
 can
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--- #156 fediverse/2881 ---
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 "never lose your totem"
 
 I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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 @user-78 I thought it was thursday :O
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--- #158 fediverse/5255 ---
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 what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and
 [good/bad] to humans
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--- #159 fediverse/4960 ---
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 vim plugin where every tab changes the font color
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--- #160 fediverse/1323 ---
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 "pay attention to me, for I have nothing of value to contribute"
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--- #161 fediverse/1010 ---
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 I'm done trying to be neurotypical. So what if I starve.
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--- #162 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment.
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--- #163 fediverse/3659 ---
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 but to err is to be human
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--- #164 fediverse/1842 ---
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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--- #165 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #166 fediverse/1547 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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--- #167 messages/1106 ---
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 "save yourself, do it for you" ugh what if I don't wanna
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--- #168 fediverse/5345 ---
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 you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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--- #169 fediverse/4955 ---
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 "say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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--- #170 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #171 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
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--- #172 messages/431 ---
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #173 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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--- #174 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #175 fediverse/595 ---
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 "Hi, would you like to eat something that you probably won't like, but that
 has an interesting flavor and texture?"
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--- #176 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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--- #177 fediverse/3615 ---
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 code is useless
 
 the ability to write, maintain, or implement it is priceless
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--- #178 fediverse/1849 ---
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 I wish I could block and unfollow myself
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--- #179 messages/1090 ---
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 programmable matter is cool because you can interact with it on a human scale.
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--- #180 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #181 fediverse/5355 ---
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 "that email address is already taken, please sign in instead"
 
 >.
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 @user-203 
 
 [discord/discourse] of the times
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--- #183 fediverse/3626 ---
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 ritz why would you say this
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--- #184 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #185 fediverse/6009 ---
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 what if games had APIs that could be used to build custom clients
 
 "but cheating!"
 
 haha oh yeah
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--- #186 messages/54 ---
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 https://kali-is-an-abdl.tumblr.com/
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--- #187 messages/276 ---
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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--- #188 fediverse/2307 ---
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 "If you can't find it, you don't have it"
 
 ugh I know, me-from-the-past, now shut up and tell me where my USB-C cable is.
 I have like 4 how did I hide them so good when packing ? ? ?
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 they wanted image generators so they could fabricate evidence, doh
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--- #190 fediverse/3611 ---
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #191 fediverse/1738 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 perhaps you need a community, rather than a friend? just a guess
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--- #192 fediverse/1916 ---
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 "you don't seem autistic"
 
 wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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--- #193 fediverse/5086 ---
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 nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
 northwest, but hey here we are.
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--- #194 fediverse/5588 ---
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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--- #195 fediverse/1661 ---
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 what if we hired each other and paid in rent and vegetables
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--- #196 bluesky#6 ---
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 I wrote Ephemeren
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--- #197 fediverse/1530 ---
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 made a video about ghost ninjas
 
 https://youtu.be/WQ3nQqR40Ac
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--- #198 fediverse/4789 ---
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 what if there was a bank or credit union or something which created a randomly
 generated credit card number for you every time you made a purchase? and
 randomized your account number too, just in-case they're forced to display
 their records. would be cool.
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--- #199 fediverse/1044 ---
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 #CDCsays to always cheese the cat when they need it
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--- #200 messages/679 ---
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 What if we paid people to administer a database of people who needed mutual
 aid so we could keep track of them, organize them, and care for them?
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