=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4884 ---
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 "okay but what if we made computers simple?"
 
 - someone who doesn't know how computers work
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--- #2 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #3 fediverse/6175 ---
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 okay okay bear with me...
 
 what if blackberry with keyboard ABOVE the screen
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--- #4 fediverse/3245 ---
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 "what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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--- #5 messages/935 ---
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 wow what if we could get it working
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--- #6 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #7 fediverse/5218 ---
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 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #8 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #9 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #10 fediverse/5006 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 what if you were tho
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--- #11 fediverse/4677 ---
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 what if words were made up and we communicated in plausible deniabilities
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--- #12 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #13 fediverse/3092 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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--- #14 fediverse/5184 ---
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 what if we made vitamin cheetos
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--- #15 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #16 fediverse/6331 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people motorcycles
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--- #17 fediverse/6185 ---
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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--- #18 fediverse/5176 ---
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 what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
 through their advertisement
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--- #19 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country. the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet 
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--- #20 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right. on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness. on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red. in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue. 
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