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 what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
 post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
 paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4954 ---
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 what if I never posted again
 
 "yep, then there'll be nevermore stack overflow"
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--- #2 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #3 fediverse/2614 ---
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 literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength.
 
 or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about
 the things you share.
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--- #4 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #5 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #6 fediverse/2045 ---
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 what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
 
 (maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
 diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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--- #7 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #8 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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--- #9 fediverse/2900 ---
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 what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
 hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
 that much
wouldn't that be neat I think it would because it means once they collapse under the weight of their own ambitions that hardware's gotta go somewhere and knowing them they're probably going to ship it to south-east asia to be "recycled" (read: burnt with the metals salvaged) instead of selling them second hand because you know they can't really justify the business expense of selling stuff like that and besides what if some driver or something on the firmware was proprietary do you really want to pay techs to wipe every single thing off of them and plus who's gonna categorize and sort them according to their form and function that's just extra payroll and listen the company's not doing so hot anyway I mean we're literally shutting down but yeah sure we'll find a way to justify spending all that non-existent dosh so some hippies can feel better with their servers they didn't build or justify with their profit-producing capitalist enterprise that we've built with our own two hands well really the hands of everyone else but like, they're not actually doing the building the REAL work of course happens in board rooms like this one where we spend MINUTES and HOURS sometimes discussing how to get things in order and aligned to both of our goals because that's the REAL work that has to happen in order for stuff to get done, you know it's true yeah I thought so anyway what are you doing after this meeting wanna get lunch it's almost quitting time at 2pm
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--- #10 fediverse/6185 ---
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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--- #11 fediverse/589 ---
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 @user-440 
 
 please please please please please please please please please please please
 please
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--- #12 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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--- #14 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #15 fediverse/5006 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 what if you were tho
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--- #16 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #17 fediverse/4940 ---
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #18 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #19 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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 hey. wanna know what would be really cursed?
 
 --
 
 if trump dropped out and musk took his place
 
 --
 
 good thing it'll never happen because those dinguses can't accept defeat and
 will never tactically retreat
 
 --
 
 maybe something to keep in mind for 4 years from now. eyes on the prize for
 now means our eyes aren't to our flanks.
 
 what else could they do that would come out of left field?
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--- #21 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #22 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #23 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #24 messages/935 ---
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 wow what if we could get it working
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--- #25 fediverse/941 ---
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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--- #26 messages/166 ---
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 What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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--- #27 fediverse/3573 ---
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 @user-1561 
 
 heyyy wanna be friends? I can offer letter repetition as tribute
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--- #28 fediverse/5169 ---
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
 that you do,
 
 leave that situation
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--- #29 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #30 fediverse/4108 ---
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 what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
 followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
 switch between with the push of a button
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--- #31 messages/763 ---
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 what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
 warcrimes
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--- #32 fediverse/4896 ---
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 │ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #33 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #34 fediverse/2901 ---
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 What do I want to be when I grow up?
 
 someone who doesn't have to do chores
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--- #35 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #36 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #37 fediverse/4193 ---
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 what if you could drop your "star" like on a line of your choosing in the
 "liked" tweet or toot
 
 just by dragging your mouse from the * up to the text somewhere
 
 or like... pick-up-and-drop, two clicks style
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--- #38 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #39 fediverse/2776 ---
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 │ CW: re: us politics  │
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #40 fediverse/6061 ---
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 what if (hear me out)
 
 what if instead of TCP we just did a constant stream of UDP packets until the
 recipient said "OKAY OKAY I GET IT"
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--- #41 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #42 fediverse/562 ---
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 when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
 unremarkable at your leisure.
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--- #43 fediverse/135 ---
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 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #44 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #45 fediverse/6376 ---
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 @user-1879 
 
 good
 
 helpful, and useful
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--- #46 fediverse/6057 ---
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 gonna touch grass. maybe do some programming. ttyl
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--- #47 messages/1116 ---
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 What works for me might not work for another,
 
 But 
 
 What works for me might work for another.
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--- #48 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #49 fediverse/5509 ---
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 what if instead of doing anything worthful I got high and posted invisible
 secrets on the internagram
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--- #50 fediverse/872 ---
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 @user-608 
 
 games-as-an-api when
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--- #51 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment.
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--- #52 fediverse/3258 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I wonder how it would feel to bind numpad enter to tab instead?
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--- #53 fediverse/5607 ---
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 │ CW: silly-politics   │
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 I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
 to us. The more the better, I say!
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--- #54 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #55 fediverse/5188 ---
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 did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
 
 It's true! they do thing instead!
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--- #56 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #57 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #58 fediverse/5418 ---
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 @user-119 
 
 even if they don't know it
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--- #59 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #60 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #61 fediverse/329 ---
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 @user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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--- #62 fediverse/6008 ---
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 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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--- #63 fediverse/6374 ---
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 what if a paladin got high with me, do you think we'd reinvent morality?
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--- #64 fediverse/1842 ---
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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--- #65 fediverse/4960 ---
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 vim plugin where every tab changes the font color
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--- #66 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #67 fediverse/676 ---
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 would be nice if the Fediverse wouldn't let you post something on Mastodon
 unless you filled out a content warning for it.
 
 sorta like a post title on Reddit, allowing people to say "nah I don't feel
 like reading something from X perspective right now"
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--- #68 fediverse/6278 ---
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 @user-1429 
 
 do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
 or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
 and leave it in a public place or~
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--- #69 fediverse/5588 ---
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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--- #70 bluesky#4 ---
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 what if I played a video game
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--- #71 fediverse/4117 ---
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 @user-92 
 
 emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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--- #72 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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 gonna play more video games, currently have 11 tabs of written posts open in
 my browser...
 
 (okay a few of them get a little off-topic, but hey I have ADHD what do you
 expect of me)
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 made this a couple days ago. [thread] 🧵​ part 1/20
the entire picture in one. 2. red text on a gray background. "everyone in the country has an ip address. Often more. Imagine if every address (physical) had a website.  according to the top two google search results, there's somewhere between (in orange) seventy five million and one hundred sixty million registered physical addresses in the country." 1. a crudely drawn picture of America, with outsets for hawaii, alaska, and some unidentified part of the carribean. there is a text label that says "america" uncapitalized. 4. a picture of suburbia where all the houses in a line are connected, essentially acting as a "node rail" that could deliver packages or messages. run on open source infrastructure of course, something that everyone could see and appreciate. contribute too, if they'd like, but as long as the power rests solely in the hands of the people who use it, then nobody can take it from them. if that power is ever contested, then measures must be taken to overcome it. such is the nature of defence - if someone attacks you, you avoid their attacks and develop a strategy to defeat them. in doing so you both are learning, you how to avoid their attacks and them how to patch up their weaknesses. then, in an ideal game, you'd have your turn on offense, and you'd overcome your opponent bit by bit. a slightly different strategy, but one they must adapt to, and teach you how to be countered. in doing so you both learn, and that is valuable.  anyway, the text on the image says "each address gets an HTML page. whoever resides at that address can edit it." the text is in the same color as the background, as if it was punched out of a piece of paper like a ballot.  next text is black, as in shadows, like the decisionmaking process of the people who decided the 2004 election between AI. Gore and that other guy. "when they move, they can register with the post office (or company, if done through capitalism)  next is the text "alternatievely, they can only ever be edited at libraries" in green & blu
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #78 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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 what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic.
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 @user-192 
 
 what was the meta?
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 also applies for alt-text on pictures for people with screenreaders
 
 something something "if I play both sides, then I'm always right!"
four panel meme of a cute girl with sunglasses and a bow in her hair.  first panel she's like "nah, no thank you" while gesturing dismissively with her hand and turning away.  second panel is what she's against - it shows text saying: "Putting content warnings on your posts so that the data can be used in a dataset for an LLM that has been sanitized from political content thus depriving it of context in a post truth world"  third panel she's like "yeah, I like this one instead." and she's smiling and pointing a finger at the fourth panel, which reads:  "content warning your posts so that you don't hurt other people's feelings or trigger vulnerable people who are just trying to laugh at memes or have a decent life in the face of trauma and woe"
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 what if your roomba brought you the cable from behind the computer and/plugged
 you in to the right port
 
 "hey can I get an access panel over here"
 
 [plugs in headphone jack]
 
 boom suddenly TV is muted for everyone else
 
 need to connect to something remotely? here's a line to your aunt jane. it
 goes directly to her. right over the cable that's connected to whoeverplace
 she'd find herself [from here far afield]
 
 I personally think rooms should be bigger?
 
 why are there small bedrooms? build more, not better, space
what if your roomba brought you the cable from behind the computer and/plugged you in to the right port  "hey can I get an access panel over here"  [plugs in headphone jack]  boom suddenly TV is muted for everyone else  need to connect to something remotely? here's a line to your aunt jane. it goes directly to her. right over the cable that's connected to whoeverplace she'd find herself [from here far afield]  I personally think rooms should be bigger?  why are there small bedrooms? build more, not better, space  505 characters remaining
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--- #84 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
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 just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
 have to do it that way again.
 
 but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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--- #86 fediverse/143 ---
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 @user-78 I thought it was thursday :O
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--- #87 fediverse/6331 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people motorcycles
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--- #88 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #89 fediverse/5086 ---
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 nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
 northwest, but hey here we are.
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--- #90 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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 what if we could record and playback certain timeframes of our CPU and RAM
 status and use it for debug purposes
 
 like running some code in a VM every time you wanted to show a youtube video
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 @user-246 
 
 idealized reality >:D
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--- #93 fediverse/3334 ---
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tumblr post:  "Oh you have a degree and a career? well I'm going grocery shopping with my mom"
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--- #94 messages/411 ---
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 My favorite thing about chatGPT is that its only useful to people who already
 know what they're doing and just need reminders or clarification about
 specifics.
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #96 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
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  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #98 fediverse/4111 ---
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 @user-1636 
 
 ... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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--- #99 fediverse/3033 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 yes exactly! that's an illustrative example.
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--- #100 fediverse/4187 ---
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 I bet you'll believe anything I say if I put it in italics and speak
 imperatively
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--- #101 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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 @user-1582 
 
 good morning, have a bunch of posts from last night : ) 
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--- #104 fediverse/6083 ---
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 what if we put conservatives on reservations
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 @user-246 
 
 does checking yourself into a mental hospital / the morgue count as a
 political option?
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 ritz why would you say this
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--- #107 fediverse/6145 ---
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 then, here's the cool part, if you share your software people might like it
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--- #108 fediverse/2963 ---
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 @user-1248 
 
 ohhhh hehe that's a vibe too ^_^
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #110 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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 @user-1153 
 
 what kind of meta are you referring to? instance stuff?
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--- #112 messages/276 ---
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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--- #113 fediverse/5899 ---
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 What's on your mind?
she orbits you waves from behind ready in kind Image attachment
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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 hmmmm I should probably put this in "things I almost posted"
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 @user-1370 @user-1785 
 
 teehee : )
a picture of a splash-zone page for a website which requires login in order to see the content of the packets being displayed, which is similar to the previous post and related because it ironically and a little sarcastically but in a friendly way displays the same mechanic of content-of-packet deprivation which affected the previous other alternative person in the post-chain.  ... hang on, what was I saying? oh yes~
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 🖼
           local response  equals 1 while true do if response does not equal 0 then require: build, my_name, and heart. end.                  response  equals in_channel:peek()  humans are unafraid because anyone better than us would necessarily be kinder
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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 Okay. Consider: if I'm good, and hearing what I say makes you feel bad, then
 what does that tell you about you?
 
 Why else would you hear what I say if not to reflect upon yourself? And why
 would the good reflect away from the types of things that make you a suitable
 fit for capitalism?
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--- #120 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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--- #121 messages/1103 ---
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--- #122 fediverse/5184 ---
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 what if we made vitamin cheetos
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 if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #124 fediverse/5310 ---
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 you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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--- #125 fediverse/1073 ---
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 @user-786 
 
 same vibe with me T.T
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--- #126 fediverse/231 ---
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 spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #127 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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 @user-8 
 
 do you go camping often? =P
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--- #130 fediverse/3562 ---
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 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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 do you ever think about how calling the BLM events "protests" versus "riots"
 is a subtle dogwhistle for your politics? I usually say "riots" so that I
 blend in. also because I've been conditioned by the people who I talk to about
 them.
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 @user-1071 
 
 wink 😉 😎 🙃 😋
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 @user-1443 
 
 they need to do stuff like that or else the republicans would never win...
 
 which honestly is the most heartening thing I've heard all day.
 
 there are more of us than them, thank goodness.
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--- #134 messages/740 ---
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 had a dream that we gamified all work and then put them into one single
 mega-game so whenever you wanted you could work on an arbitrary project and it
 would spin up a new game and take your inputs and use them to accomplish
 whatever was happening
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--- #135 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #137 fediverse/1363 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 like, an old post of yours is suddenly interesting again. and you want to
 share it, so you boost your own post. "self-boosting", as you described it
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 made a video about ghost ninjas
 
 https://youtu.be/WQ3nQqR40Ac
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--- #139 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #140 fediverse/1258 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 hi! ready : )
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--- #141 bluesky#38 ---
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #142 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #143 fediverse/4077 ---
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 what if I bit this piece of glass so hard that it shattered in my mouth
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--- #144 fediverse/19 ---
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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--- #145 fediverse/1539 ---
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 I like to play healers in MMOs because my power fantasy is helping people
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--- #146 fediverse/5724 ---
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 never say "nevermind" when you've got a good idea
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--- #147 fediverse_boost/4577 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Boost this toot if you're planning on sticking around Mastodon & the Fediverse whether or not it's more popular than Bluesky.  
  
                                                            
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--- #148 fediverse/5864 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 I dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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--- #149 fediverse/3043 ---
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 you know more than me and I appreciate your analysis
 
 if you ever want to work on something together let me know 
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--- #150 fediverse/1969 ---
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 @user-1117 
 
 That guy loves his job ^_^
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--- #151 fediverse/747 ---
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 @user-258 
 
 to that I say "teehee"
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--- #152 fediverse/2423 ---
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 does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
 and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
 chronological viewing specifically.
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--- #153 fediverse/18 ---
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 @user-25 this but for Reddit pls
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--- #154 messages/1231 ---
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 Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine.
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--- #155 fediverse/1566 ---
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 what if you added "secret rules" to english. wouldn't that be a fun game to
 play? it'll be tough to keep them all remembered, but the good news is we only
 have to use the ones on which we agree. like, memes, instead of grammar rules.
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--- #156 fediverse/5604 ---
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 │ CW: sailors-mentioned │
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 can we compromise by napping in the hammock?
 
 "beware sunburn"
 
 oooookay, how about brushing our hair?
 
 "the warmth will melt the seamen in your hair and make it easier to brush"
 
 SEBUM. It will melt the SEBUM in my hair.
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--- #157 fediverse/1272 ---
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 get yourself a fedi friend who knows everyone and boosts the cool people
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--- #158 fediverse/443 ---
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 @user-334 
 
 it's funny how memes coincide xD
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--- #159 fediverse/1636 ---
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 [Forged Alliance Forever does this automatically btw]
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--- #160 fediverse/5239 ---
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 I play video games to help me think just like programmers play video games to
 help them sleep
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--- #161 fediverse/2581 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 not always (but often)
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--- #162 fediverse/5883 ---
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 what's better than [that thing you like]?
 
 nothing. nothing is better than that thing.
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--- #163 fediverse/4266 ---
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 whoops, forgot to post these all at once last night. Here ya go
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--- #164 fediverse/5786 ---
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 wow what a sopping evening
 
 glad I'm not out in the rain
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--- #165 messages/908 ---
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 if you don't see someone doing what you're doing after a while you hide into
 something else
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--- #166 fediverse/584 ---
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 https://v.redd.it/osf7ktli41bc1
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--- #167 fediverse/4198 ---
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 what if google translate translated literally so you could get a feel for the
 grammar
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--- #168 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #169 fediverse/3664 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 ooooooo what kind of books do you read?
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--- #170 fediverse/5118 ---
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 what if we paid people to answer questions about their life?
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--- #171 fediverse/5152 ---
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 keep in mind...
 
 trump is not their endgame.
 
 what is he doing?
 
 sabotaging our institutions without warrant or respite
 
 prepare for foes that would benefit from degraded institutions.
 
 who's right when nobody controls the truth?
 
 were they ever truly right?
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--- #172 fediverse/1041 ---
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 if you follow someone and they don't follow back, does that mean you shouldn't
 comment on their posts?
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--- #173 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #174 bluesky#19 ---
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 what if we treated landlordism the way we treat tipping
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--- #175 fediverse/4191 ---
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 [breaking up fediverse posts into little parts like this is nice because it
 allows people to "like" more specific things about what you're writing]
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--- #176 fediverse/127 ---
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 @user-126 you're gonna do great : )
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--- #177 fediverse/684 ---
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 @user-507 
 
 meow
 
 now there's just a few more
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--- #178 fediverse/618 ---
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 Can't stop thinking 
 
 [the rest is left blank, as a testament to the inability of the author to
 express their thoughts in a temporally contextual way. Presumably the previous
 text would be followed by an "about..." with the rest dedicated to a
 particular thought that felt important enough to share with the internet.]
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--- #179 fediverse/1152 ---
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 @user-258 
 
 wha... ya'll think I'm cool? Nobody's ever said that before (
 
 [that's not true people have told me that before]
 
 {though not recently heh I think you're cool too}
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--- #180 fediverse/67 ---
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 @user-73 Yeah if I wanted a timeline I'd post on my website. Which I'm too
 lazy to do.
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--- #181 fediverse/3027 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 that sounds really interesting and I'd love to read anything you write about
 it ^_^
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--- #182 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #183 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #184 fediverse/920 ---
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 bring back savory teas, where did they go
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--- #185 fediverse/2101 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... wait, who does that? Do you think they're a bot?
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--- #186 fediverse/2622 ---
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 what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
 output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
 
 WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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--- #187 fediverse/5162 ---
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 hey, do you wanna hang out sometime and do the things you usually do when
 you're alone?
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--- #188 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #189 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #190 fediverse/5829 ---
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 what if we just put two windows in each window, and made one have glass and
 the other had screen. Then, slide one or both and you can open or close.
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--- #191 fediverse/1293 ---
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 │ CW: re: fedi meta, the bad space, fediblock, misleading and untrue cw, uspol, speedrunning discourse, industrial revolution, aquarium tips │
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 @user-921 
 
 where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
 about
 
 ... are you talking about me
 
 [silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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--- #192 fediverse/3150 ---
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #193 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #194 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #195 fediverse/4797 ---
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 what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
 house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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--- #196 fediverse/2903 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 teehee ^_^
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--- #197 fediverse/6367 ---
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 what if: fediverse for people in submarines
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--- #198 fediverse/5753 ---
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 what if we separated video game servers by language instead of region
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--- #199 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #200 fediverse/1349 ---
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 @user-950 
 
 ah yes but how could anyone hurt me if I don't make myself vulnerable. It'd
 simply be unfair to play a game without any stakes. But if you insist...
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