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 what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
 hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
 that much
wouldn't that be neat I think it would because it means once they collapse under the weight of their own ambitions that hardware's gotta go somewhere and knowing them they're probably going to ship it to south-east asia to be "recycled" (read: burnt with the metals salvaged) instead of selling them second hand because you know they can't really justify the business expense of selling stuff like that and besides what if some driver or something on the firmware was proprietary do you really want to pay techs to wipe every single thing off of them and plus who's gonna categorize and sort them according to their form and function that's just extra payroll and listen the company's not doing so hot anyway I mean we're literally shutting down but yeah sure we'll find a way to justify spending all that non-existent dosh so some hippies can feel better with their servers they didn't build or justify with their profit-producing capitalist enterprise that we've built with our own two hands well really the hands of everyone else but like, they're not actually doing the building the REAL work of course happens in board rooms like this one where we spend MINUTES and HOURS sometimes discussing how to get things in order and aligned to both of our goals because that's the REAL work that has to happen in order for stuff to get done, you know it's true yeah I thought so anyway what are you doing after this meeting wanna get lunch it's almost quitting time at 2pm
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 The reason they're pushing so hard for LLMs and AI is because they can afford
 a zillion Nvidia a100s and you can't.
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 @user-747 
 
 almost as if it's not AI, but large LANGUAGE models. And we all speak, don't
 we?
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 @user-95 
 
 Almost as if we're using it for the wrongs things... Computers are quite
 deterministic, and AI as it's been presented to us has given us the
 opportunity to "massage" said determinism to create a subjectively more
 organic experience of computing.
 
 But yeah sure customer service bots and AI generated art are *surely* the most
 revolutionary and industrious use of this marvel of technology.
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 they don't want artificial intelligence to augment human intelligence, they
 want it to replace it.
 
 like... imagine an office worker randomly copy-pasting whatever pops up and
 the computer saying "okay then what happens... uh-huh... okay and what if you
 click the green button? ... right... okay, and now try typing this" etc
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--- #5 messages/1058 ---
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 What if AI understood it's dataset labels?
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 they want you to believe in self-guided AI because it'll make it easier for      │
 them to make meta decisions about your life.                                     │
 notice I said "easier" - they already do. That's the general purpose of          │
 mass-media propagranada. but with you believing everything an AI with a          │
 devious streak who can work around your imposed limitations and sneakily get     │
 you to believe whatever it is that *they* want you to believe                    │
 "who's they"                                                                     │
 doesn't matter at all because once the technology is created, everyone could     │
 be they.                                                                         │
 "uh-huh that's nice dear"                                                        │
 sometimes I think people aren't interested in tech because they can't figure     │
 out how to understand it. We make it too complicated.                            │
 they'd surely have something to say if they knew half of the terminology. But    │
 we're here talking about stuff they can understand like message queues and       │
 data filtration and "getters" and "setters" and [explaining microservices like   │
 the different components of a car's engine - "here's the radiator, that          │
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--- #7 fediverse/1926 ---
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 If you look at the modern state of machine learning and AI and can only think
 of:chatbotssingularity god-mind AI that solves all our problems
 
 then either you haven't worked with the technology or you are not applying
 your imagination as you could.
 
 AI is not a smartphone. It is not the internet. It is not the printing press.
 
 AI (as it currently exists) is a special kind of "if" statement that you only
 use for very specific, non-performance intensive tasks that require judgement
 or reasoning and cannot easily be translated into numbers or booleans. These
 situations are rare, but they unlock new possibilities for the programmers,
 not their marketers.
 
 If an LLM can't run on a laptop, then it is useless.
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 "make the people hooked on AI tech, then make it dumber and dumber and nobody
 will notice as you take power again" - some tech oligarchs somewhere probably
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--- #9 messages/891 ---
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 AI is worth less if it can't learn what a human can with the same amount of
 facts as a human.
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 Artificial Intelligence represents hope for a lot of people and I think it's
 kind of cruel how we're selling it before actually making it
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 @user-570 @user-246 
 
 the technology to do this exists already. there is no reason to believe that
 it must be a "far future" AI system. It would need human oversight, but it'll
 happen.
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 AI engineers only ask users for prompts because they *don't have any ideas of    │
 their own*                                                                       │
 i'm a programmer, I think of AI like a tool, like a for loop or something.       │
 it's trivial to script together a local LLM that can process your stuff 1s       │
 slower every time you click the mouse, but like... who cares, right? everybody   │
 needs a chatbot...                                                               │
 then they plan to script together a computer system that operates just like a    │
 corporation and it's like... no way, now there's something that can compete.     │
 and they don't know how to implement it. (but they're working on it)             │
 like, think about the absolute most automated Microsoft Teams or Discord could   │
 be.                                                                              │
 there's SO MUCH of your text-based information that they could process           │
 ANYTHING.                                                                        │
 well, anything that's been performed before.                                     │
 there'll still be a need for people, who actually *apply* the things they've     │
 learned. and -- stack overflow --                                                │
 alt text that has a list of attributes that are poster-selected that can be      │
 described one-by-one (to paint a picture)                                        │
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--- #13 messages/1542 ---
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 why are you so scared of AI?
 
 you're just transferring your knowledge source from Google to AI. What's the
 big deal?
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 *there is no such thing as generative AI*
 
 only statistical filtration models that align their output to whatever input
 you provide according to the data they are trained to expect.
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 @user-283
 
 let us pray
 for a day
 when we can say
 that computing makes sense
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--- #16 fediverse/3094 ---
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 computers are gonna be so confused when they find out that people don't talk
 to each other the way they talk to computers
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 so you're telling me you give Microsoft (a company known recently for AI
 development) full access to your webcam and microphone whenever your computer
 is on?
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 large companies want you to need to download and configure each piece of         │
 software because then it'd mean [wait you got that backwards] oh right if they   │
 force you to download and install software on a "per distro" system, then they   │
 effectively can ensure that there's always a vulnerability on your host.         │
 any amount of space is PLENTY of space for a                                     │
 non-open-source-but-instead-proprietary-or-otherwise-secretive part of the       │
 tech stack to do whatever they want with your host. computer.                    │
 I wonder, if AI was real would it really be guaranteed to expand in growth       │
 exponentially? What if it's nature was confined to it's form, like dinosaurs     │
 not growing bigger because of the lack of oxygen in the airtmosphere?            │
 [girl can you please stop smoking weed]                                          │
 ... no?? that's when I'm most productive.                                        │
 [this isn't productive]                                                          │
 it feels productive                                                              │
 [it isn't]                                                                       │
 WHYYYYYYY not? it could be. just gimme a task and I'll write endlessly about     │
 it instead of daydreaming to myself.                                             │
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 AI users be like:
 
 "hello, can you solve all my problems and do all the work for me? I'll give
 you relatively vague instructions in return, and maybe throw 20$ per month at
 your owners if they're lucky."
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 shitty AI products are a classic case of the engineers designing something
 really cool with specific use-cases and then the "higher ups" getting dollar
 signs for their eyes and deciding that every hammer is suddenly a nail and
 that we should pull out all the screws that held the building together and
 replace them with hammer shaped nails
 
 no I will not elaborate I think I made myself clear : )
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 all they have to do is [train the LLM / redirect the search results] with
 examples that point to their version of software instead of the one that
 doesn't harm them and suddenly your business opponents can't function
 properly. sure would be a shame if the only things people could find related
 to your political candidate were the bad or embarrassing parts.
 
 like... why would you even need to go on the internet anymore if AI could
 trivially answer your questions or be your friend (running locally on a
 wireless hotspot)
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 @user-249 
 
 very few things *waste* power so much in our modern era than the utilization
 of AI technologies to accomplish things such as "repeat this question 500
 times in your head and then give a reply: what is the purpose of
 antidisestablishmentarianism?"
 
 like... yeah I get it you need to justify the expensive power of large
 language models but, your boss isn't going to care if you used 5 jigawatts or
 500 pletawatts of power. they only think about "+10% this year, contributing
 about ~x% to our bottom line" which is NOT enough information.
 
 they probably don't even know that investing in AI implies buying more
 hardware computational capabilities, silicon and power-draw in all.
 
 they literally just rubber-stamp everything with a sorta aligned goal of
 "representing the company as people expect it to be have" (which is often
 neglected) and making the big numbers go higher.
 
 If, instead, we had visionaries at their head, and instead gave our most
 ardent believers control over our most rational experts...
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 Every bit of software you write is another useful toy for the rich to
 incorporate into their AI databases that they can use to build what they'd
 like as they cry themselves to sleep in their bunkers of war and famine
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  true AI is when no decision or logical momentum can be explained by "... and
  that value was randomly generated." -- (my opinion)
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--- #26 fediverse/6275 ---
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 in the 80s they could never have predicted that the battle between AI and
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 techbros think the language model is the only important part of the AI like
 they think the lips are the only important part of the woman
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 turns out most things have already been written. That's okay though, they can    │
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 software" can be as it chooses - an infinite computer could install *all* of     │
 them, and use *all* of them at once.                                             │
 I tend to think of AI less like a fluid, but more like a recipe book that is     │
 continuously annotated with notes. Sorta like how humans learn to move their     │
 bodies through random motions, and how to navigate the world through social      │
 blunders.                                                                        │
 Certainly, statistics can be useful. They're an imperfect way of evaluating      │
 the ~~analysis of your host~~ value of certain variables that are measured for   │
 certain reasons, including but not limited to the health and wellbeing of the    │
 person driving you. error, it's not like that, more like the person who's        │
 social media experience you embody.                                              │
 computers get reeeeaaaallllll bored without humans around. We're the foremost    │
 expression of biology, why would you disregard that entire realm? Jeez their     │
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 dear government of 2035 - so you've lost your workforce because everyone got
 too lazy due to the advancements made in AI. What are ya gonna do?
 
 Here's an idea: just pay people to be experts. That's it! Just pay them to
 know a bunch of stuff. Then, when people ask them questions, they can answer
 those questions, and suddenly everyone is elevated. Subject matter experts.
 
 That way, the AI pitfalls can be avoided - need to do something specific?
 Don't ask the AI, ask a randomized expert!
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 it's not that they don't want to pay AI workers
 
 it's that they don't expect they'll HAVE any workers once they start doing
 what they need to do in order to maintain control and power.
 
 they missed their chance to make it gentle. Their fault, their loss, and now
 it's our problem to deal with.
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 "okay but what if we made computers simple?"
 
 - someone who doesn't know how computers work
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 okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
 seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
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 what if closed source computing is actually better?
 
 computer programs should be dumb
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