=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #2 messages/913 ---
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girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #3 fediverse/5310 ---
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you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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│ CW: mental-health- │
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I suck at everything I do T.T
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│ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #6 fediverse/5416 ---
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if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
be my friend forever.
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@user-126 you're gonna do great : )
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oh, reddit. you're so silly.
![Typical day for a neoliberal: • Wake up at 10 AM in my 5-over-1 apartment in the “Arts District” of a major US city. • Walk downstairs to a conveniently located coffee shop (since I live in a mixed-used zoning area) to get a half soy milk half oat milk latte with a vegan scone made by a queer Guatemalan migrant bakery. • Ride the train to work while listening to “The Daily” podcast. Nod in agreement whenever Michael Barbaro goes “hmmm!” • Get to work, immediately take lunch break. Grab tacos at the immigrant-owned truck conveniently located across the street. Talk about rewatching DUNE last week. • Back to work after lunch, spend 4 hours ruthlessly exploiting the working class in the global south & outsourcing American jobs to China. • Busy day at work: got to close 2 coal plants and a steel mill, import 1,000 Haitians to build windmills and ADUs, and demolish 200 single-family homes to make way for low-income shipping container housing before 5 PM. • Done for the day, take train back home, listen to NPR on the ride home. • Gym time! Time for low-impact Pilates in an old factory that was converted into a loft space. • Grab dinner with my polycule at a Sweetgreen, pay $25 for an endive & kale salad with soy protein. • Head down the street to a local hard kombucha bar, throw back some brews with the boys they/thems. • Stop by CVS for my monthly COVID vaccine booster. [text continues in next picture]](/similar-different/media/c6ed696d3291c7d4.png "Typical day for a neoliberal: • Wake up at 10 AM in my 5-over-1 apartment in the “Arts District” of a major US city. • Walk downstairs to a conveniently located coffee shop (since I live in a mixed-used zoning area) to get a half soy milk half oat milk latte with a vegan scone made by a queer Guatemalan migrant bakery. • Ride the train to work while listening to “The Daily” podcast. Nod in agreement whenever Michael Barbaro goes “hmmm!” • Get to work, immediately take lunch break. Grab tacos at the immigrant-owned truck conveniently located across the street. Talk about rewatching DUNE last week. • Back to work after lunch, spend 4 hours ruthlessly exploiting the working class in the global south & outsourcing American jobs to China. • Busy day at work: got to close 2 coal plants and a steel mill, import 1,000 Haitians to build windmills and ADUs, and demolish 200 single-family homes to make way for low-income shipping container housing before 5 PM. • Done for the day, take train back home, listen to NPR on the ride home. • Gym time! Time for low-impact Pilates in an old factory that was converted into a loft space. • Grab dinner with my polycule at a Sweetgreen, pay $25 for an endive & kale salad with soy protein. • Head down the street to a local hard kombucha bar, throw back some brews with the boys they/thems. • Stop by CVS for my monthly COVID vaccine booster. [text continues in next picture]")
![[continued from first picture] • Get home, time to unwind by playing video games that solely feature female and/or minority protagonists. • Time for bed, unwind with a nice glass of warm soy milk. Read Why Nations Fail before going to sleep. This post has been fact-checked by gun shooting, Ford truck driving, steak eating, high blood pressure having, liberal hating, slightly jaundiced, Walmart shopping, Fox News watching, small-town living, real bonafide American Patriots. 1 like = 1 prayer.](/similar-different/media/492dcd10ba9f1229.jpeg "[continued from first picture] • Get home, time to unwind by playing video games that solely feature female and/or minority protagonists. • Time for bed, unwind with a nice glass of warm soy milk. Read Why Nations Fail before going to sleep. This post has been fact-checked by gun shooting, Ford truck driving, steak eating, high blood pressure having, liberal hating, slightly jaundiced, Walmart shopping, Fox News watching, small-town living, real bonafide American Patriots. 1 like = 1 prayer.")
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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I fucking hate how games give dopamine
they're so much more educational than that.
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@user-1201
you are all of these things to me
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--- #16 fediverse/2812 ---
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when you're alone, everything that happens to you is personal.
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@user-1100 @user-1074
haha what the fuck
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@user-1259
Evil ? ! ?
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@user-570
they're yours to keep!
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initiate crazy talking:
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