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 oh, reddit. you're so silly.
Typical day for a neoliberal: • Wake up at 10 AM in my 5-over-1 apartment in the “Arts District” of a major US city. • Walk downstairs to a conveniently located coffee shop (since I live in a mixed-used zoning area) to get a half soy milk half oat milk latte with a vegan scone made by a queer Guatemalan migrant bakery. • Ride the train to work while listening to “The Daily” podcast. Nod in agreement whenever Michael Barbaro goes “hmmm!” • Get to work, immediately take lunch break. Grab tacos at the immigrant-owned truck conveniently located across the street. Talk about rewatching DUNE last week. • Back to work after lunch, spend 4 hours ruthlessly exploiting the working class in the global south & outsourcing American jobs to China. • Busy day at work: got to close 2 coal plants and a steel mill, import 1,000 Haitians to build windmills and ADUs, and demolish 200 single-family homes to make way for low-income shipping container housing before 5 PM. • Done for the day, take train back home, listen to NPR on the ride home. • Gym time! Time for low-impact Pilates in an old factory that was converted into a loft space. • Grab dinner with my polycule at a Sweetgreen, pay $25 for an endive & kale salad with soy protein. • Head down the street to a local hard kombucha bar, throw back some brews with the boys they/thems. • Stop by CVS for my monthly COVID vaccine booster. [text continues in next picture] [continued from first picture] • Get home, time to unwind by playing video games that solely feature female and/or minority protagonists. • Time for bed, unwind with a nice glass of warm soy milk. Read Why Nations Fail before going to sleep. This post has been fact-checked by gun shooting, Ford truck driving, steak eating, high blood pressure having, liberal hating, slightly jaundiced, Walmart shopping, Fox News watching, small-town living, real bonafide American Patriots. 1 like = 1 prayer. 
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #2 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #3 fediverse/654 ---
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 @user-475
 
 perhaps you're right : )
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--- #4 fediverse/2903 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 teehee ^_^
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 @user-1742 
 
 anything for you!! 🥰 🥰 🥰
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--- #6 fediverse/3229 ---
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 found this on reddit
A series of illustrated portraits of women in various compared lifestyles, moments, decisions, body types, fashion choices, confident normalities, and other various constrasts. the captions alongside them say things like "this is a woman, this is also a woman" and showing a crucial connection they share in their common humanity. there's no difference between she and her, just two people living different lives. They are both worthy, they are both valid, and they should fear no retribution for being their truest form. the positivity and the joy inherent in the neutral yet confidently positive expressions of each face show a world where people are not valued based on cultural beliefs that a person has, but rather on their shared common humanity. 
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 ... Silly thoughts...
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--- #8 fediverse/127 ---
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 @user-126 you're gonna do great : )
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--- #9 fediverse/4248 ---
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 jan soweli
 
 [stolen from reddit]
a picture of a fox person in the background with the words "jan" and "soweli" imprinted above in Toki Pona, the language for good, "jan" means "person" and "soweli" means "animal", essentially implying that animal people are valid and precious and super-cool-friendly-pals. 
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--- #10 fediverse/61 ---
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 @user-71 omg how~!
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 @user-1370 @user-1785 
 
 teehee : )
a picture of a splash-zone page for a website which requires login in order to see the content of the packets being displayed, which is similar to the previous post and related because it ironically and a little sarcastically but in a friendly way displays the same mechanic of content-of-packet deprivation which affected the previous other alternative person in the post-chain. ... hang on, what was I saying? oh yes~ 
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 @user-258 
 
 awesome ^_^
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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 @user-192 
 
 omggg me too!
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 guard me, kindergard
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--- #16 fediverse/3303 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 lmao xD
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--- #17 fediverse/18 ---
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 @user-25 this but for Reddit pls
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 @user-78 
 
 teehee
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 @user-246 
 
 teehee
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