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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
--- #1 fediverse/4687 ---
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"girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
your backpack"
yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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--- #2 messages/1460 ---
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"hello, if you make my hat in leather and red, I'll wear it around town in the
rain and tell people where it came from"
"no no it's okay if my sides get a bit rained on, I'll learn how to use it to
stay warm."
"hi, can you make it 2 inches here and a bit thicker here?"
"sure I'll show you how I wear it. Here's some things that I wear alongside
it."
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--- #3 fediverse/6419 ---
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when you're out in the rain, it's natural to take your clothes off. but then
they rob you while you're blind (sleeping) or otherwise pre-occupied like by
being in the rain without any clothes on because it's more comfortable to keep
your clothes dry inside of doors (cabinets in the wood) (mounted to trees or
soil or walls) and then you gotta find your own (we keep them in stores)
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--- #4 fediverse/578 ---
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@user-422
if you didn't have your eyes could you see where you were?
if you didn't have your body, too?
where's your sense of direction, is it lost in the rain?
keep it close to your heart.
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--- #5 fediverse/2869 ---
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"nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!"
they used to have straps, too.
[above boobs, below armpits]
also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work.
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--- #6 fediverse/5786 ---
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wow what a sopping evening
glad I'm not out in the rain
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--- #7 fediverse/3892 ---
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"they should make clothing stores for tall people"
uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
"yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
smh
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--- #8 fediverse/1334 ---
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│ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #9 fediverse/2868 ---
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a cloak is like a skirt that you wear around your shoulders
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--- #10 fediverse/2480 ---
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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--- #11 fediverse/2668 ---
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@user-570
what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #12 fediverse/1145 ---
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I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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--- #13 fediverse/3689 ---
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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--- #14 fediverse/6273 ---
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if you want a fashion trend to come back into style, you can't just jump right
into wearing capes. you gotta start with scarves, then skirts worn around your
shoulders, then maybe you can wear capes.
many things are like this. gardening, not architecture.
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--- #15 messages/433 ---
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What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
to know them?
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--- #16 fediverse/5374 ---
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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--- #17 fediverse/5169 ---
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if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
that you do,
leave that situation
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--- #18 fediverse/498 ---
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Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
information presented to me.
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--- #19 fediverse/3144 ---
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #20 fediverse/4692 ---
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what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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