=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 if you want a fashion trend to come back into style, you can't just jump right
 into wearing capes. you gotta start with scarves, then skirts worn around your
 shoulders, then maybe you can wear capes.
 
 many things are like this. gardening, not architecture.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/243 ---
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 one neat thing about wearing many layers of clothes is that you get a bunch of
 new pockets.
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--- #2 fediverse/2868 ---
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 a cloak is like a skirt that you wear around your shoulders
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--- #3 messages/1390 ---
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 Are you donating your clothes or are you "returning them to Fashion"?
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--- #4 fediverse/4687 ---
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 "girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
 your backpack"
 
 yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
 you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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--- #5 fediverse/4688 ---
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I don't even lock my front door anymore
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--- #6 fediverse/1209 ---
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 if your witch hat has a brim that looks like a circle then you're wearing it
 backwards.
 
 witch hats should fold flat. The angled part should be in front so you only
 have to see a thin slice of reality, that way people are only able to see your
 eyes if you look directly at them.
 
 it adds to the mystique.
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--- #7 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #9 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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--- #11 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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 one of the perks of layering like this is if you ever need to share clothes
 with someone slightly larger than yourself, you can! Doesn't work so well with
 smaller, though.
 
 Also if you get hot indoors because some people think we need to run heaters
 24/7 (???) then you can just remove a layer or two. it's the most versatile
 way to clothe oneself.
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--- #13 fediverse/3593 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 I feel like you could set up a performance where you walk through your
 workflow on various things and set it to music and make a dope-as-heck music
 video.
 
 like, the "retro" vibes and aesthetics of your posts on my timeline are always
 a joy to see. I can't help but wonder if they could be crystallized /
 essentialized somehow into something neat to watch.
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 "they should make clothing stores for tall people"
 
 uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
 
 "yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
 
 smh
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 witch hat with styrofoam and fabric and a leather strap harness like a fur suit
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--- #16 fediverse/6407 ---
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 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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--- #17 fediverse/4193 ---
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 what if you could drop your "star" like on a line of your choosing in the
 "liked" tweet or toot
 
 just by dragging your mouse from the * up to the text somewhere
 
 or like... pick-up-and-drop, two clicks style
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--- #18 fediverse/3144 ---
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 witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
 hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #19 fediverse/2528 ---
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 I found a second pair of shorts! This pair is black, thank goodness. Makes the
 style guide much easier.
 
 gonna make some oatmeal or rice and then hop on my bike.
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--- #20 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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