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 what if you could drop your "star" like on a line of your choosing in the
 "liked" tweet or toot
 
 just by dragging your mouse from the * up to the text somewhere
 
 or like... pick-up-and-drop, two clicks style
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--- #1 fediverse/5079 ---
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 what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
 post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
 paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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--- #2 fediverse/3117 ---
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 hey. wanna know what would be really cursed?
 
 --
 
 if trump dropped out and musk took his place
 
 --
 
 good thing it'll never happen because those dinguses can't accept defeat and
 will never tactically retreat
 
 --
 
 maybe something to keep in mind for 4 years from now. eyes on the prize for
 now means our eyes aren't to our flanks.
 
 what else could they do that would come out of left field?
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--- #3 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #4 fediverse/4108 ---
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 what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
 followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
 switch between with the push of a button
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--- #5 fediverse/2614 ---
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 literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength.
 
 or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about
 the things you share.
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--- #6 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #7 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #8 fediverse/820 ---
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 your conveyals? are you really using twitter like a blog? ... >.> ...
 okay I'll stop
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--- #9 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #10 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #13 fediverse/4191 ---
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 [breaking up fediverse posts into little parts like this is nice because it
 allows people to "like" more specific things about what you're writing]
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--- #14 fediverse/67 ---
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 @user-73 Yeah if I wanted a timeline I'd post on my website. Which I'm too
 lazy to do.
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--- #15 fediverse/6278 ---
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 @user-1429 
 
 do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
 or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
 and leave it in a public place or~
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--- #16 fediverse/4072 ---
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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--- #17 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #18 fediverse/1923 ---
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 double-clicking the star button to let someone know you liked their comment
 without saving it to your "liked posts" feed (which btw is quite fun to scroll
 through if you want to feel nostalgic)
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--- #19 fediverse/4281 ---
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 @user-1649 
 
 or what their "stars" mean when they like your post - I heard that some
 mastodon instances lets you react with an emoji, but for me it's just stars T.T
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #21 fediverse/6175 ---
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 okay okay bear with me...
 
 what if blackberry with keyboard ABOVE the screen
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--- #22 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #23 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #24 fediverse/2229 ---
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 @user-1203 
 
 ah, like writing down a url on a note-card for a friend
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--- #25 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #26 fediverse/2423 ---
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 does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
 and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
 chronological viewing specifically.
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--- #27 fediverse/4175 ---
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 what's up with people on social media posting obviously out of season pictures
 of places they went to last weekend??
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--- #28 fediverse/5169 ---
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
 that you do,
 
 leave that situation
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 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #30 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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--- #31 fediverse/5726 ---
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 🖼
           local response  equals 1 while true do if response does not equal 0 then require: build, my_name, and heart. end.                  response  equals in_channel:peek()  humans are unafraid because anyone better than us would necessarily be kinder
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--- #32 messages/715 ---
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 No-one likes your practice 
 Because it lacks respite
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--- #33 fediverse/5072 ---
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 I like to play with the camera zoomed in all the way and by only using my
 mouse. no keyboard. just clicking noise.
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--- #34 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #35 fediverse/3620 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 Yep! back in the day be-fore "four play" you could generally only single-play,
 and for "four play" you'd typically find friends be-fore play-ing.
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--- #36 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #37 fediverse/4468 ---
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 oh look at me, typing my thoughts while doing chores. And you all get to
 listen, you lucky ducks ; )
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--- #38 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #39 fediverse/1396 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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 gonna touch grass. maybe do some programming. ttyl
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 I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
 to us. The more the better, I say!
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--- #42 fediverse/986 ---
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 adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not
 formatting or grammar.
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--- #43 fediverse/3180 ---
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 I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
 seen by everyone around.
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--- #44 fediverse/4553 ---
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 you can fit a whole downtown in this baby
 
 slaps roof of your mouth
picture of denver with various places labelled like "football" or "train" or "building"
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--- #45 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #46 messages/701 ---
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 one sec  gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
 lemme think
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--- #47 messages/890 ---
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 If your code is too long to fit in 80 or 120 characters (preference) then you
 need to use more numbers (indexable with a small table-of-contents style
 comment description just above) or character symbols (referencably by meaning
 just as above) (by above she means earlier in the string of text you just read)
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--- #48 fediverse/2114 ---
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 ... unrelated, but hey check out this cool social media collage thing that I
 made!
a long collage of various social media posts. Unfortunately they were not preserved when I turned my computer off, but their record was saved because I screenshotted them before closing the window. They're all things that I said, or mostly things that I said, also some things from my friends.  I didn't get permission to post them, but what they said was relatively innocuous. Just the stuff that they wouldn't mind sharing, the stuff that you should go to their profile website if you'd like to know more.
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--- #49 messages/486 ---
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 You can find a lot of interesting pictures by going to the "media" tab of
 various random discord servers you've been in since forever
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--- #50 fediverse/261 ---
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 does anyone know of a Firefox addon that will automagically zoom any document
 on the web such that there are approximately 80 characters per line?
 
 #firefox
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--- #51 fediverse/4686 ---
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 Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
 of toots to fart out.
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--- #52 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #53 fediverse/4894 ---
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 if you play any of my favorite games, there's a chance we've played together
 ^_^
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--- #54 fediverse/6361 ---
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 sometimes I like playing two lofi/ambient playlists at once. if they don't
 sync up I switch one of them until it feels fine.
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--- #55 fediverse/2113 ---
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 this is what the crypto news looks like rn, if you know anyone who's into that
 kinda thing... wait, why not? me either, huh
 Latest Cryptocurrency News Malicious Crypto Wallet App Submitted to Apple Store Leads to Fraud Charges 26 minutes | news.bitcoin.com Steam’s Clicker Game Sensation Opens Debate About NFTs And Crypto Gaming 46 minutes | newsbtc.com Court allows most SEC claims to proceed in Binance suit 54 minutes | cointelegraph.com Dozens Killed in Riots as Kenya Revolts Against Tax Hikes, Calls for Presidential Resignation 1 hour | news.bitcoin.com Market Tremors: $10 Billion in Bitcoin Dumped in May Alone, What Does This Signal? 2 hours | newsbtc.com North Carolina Passes Bill to Block State Participation in Federal CBDC Testing 2 hours | news.bitcoin.com Is The Bitcoin Bottom In? Crypto Expert Predicts Bullish Price Reversal 3 hours | newsbtc.com Study: Crypto Assets Worth $572.7 Million Lost to Hacks and Fraud in Q2 2024 3 hours | news.bitcoin.com Bitcoin’s price won’t ‘dramatically’ increase from here, says billionaire 4 hours | cointelegraph.com Yield App Suspends Operations Ahead of Liquidation 4 hours | news.bitcoin.com Ethereum’s Breakout Moment: Is a $7,500 Target Achievable? Experts Weigh In 4 hours | newsbtc.com
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--- #56 fediverse/3595 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 do you have music videos tho? :O :O
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--- #57 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #58 fediverse/1664 ---
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 do you ever think about how calling the BLM events "protests" versus "riots"
 is a subtle dogwhistle for your politics? I usually say "riots" so that I
 blend in. also because I've been conditioned by the people who I talk to about
 them.
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--- #59 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #60 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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 @user-440 
 
 please please please please please please please please please please please
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--- #62 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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 yay thing that I agree with
 
 :boosts_ok_gay: boost :boosts_ok_gay: 
 
 yay thing I like
 
 ⭐ star ⭐
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--- #64 fediverse/31 ---
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 @user-33 i also like linux
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 @user-1209 
 
 good
 
 judge me
 
 find me just
 
 I accept my fate
 
 whatever it may be
 
 for I trust that which sees;
 
 that which is judging me thus.
 
 may fortune bring my heart forth
 
 displayed for all to see, here is my "me"
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--- #66 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #67 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #68 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #69 fediverse/552 ---
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 @user-398 
 
 you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
 this hill
 
 (jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
 likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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--- #70 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #71 fediverse/1073 ---
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 @user-786 
 
 same vibe with me T.T
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--- #72 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #73 fediverse/3110 ---
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 @user-1441 @user-226 
 
 I prefer cold and dry over hot or moist ^_^
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--- #74 fediverse/3649 ---
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 double tapping the star button because I want them to know I appreciate them
 but I don't want to clog up my "pinned for all time" section of this neat
 little website
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--- #75 fediverse/1089 ---
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 to those who guide our fate
 
 choose paradise
 
 make eden
 
 ======================= stack overflow =====================
 
 clouds of carbon are an affront to the sun god
 
 just as they are an affront to mine lungs
 
 or mine body temperature
 
 [acid oceans are toxic to the plane of water]
 
 [you think that would go unnoticed?]
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--- #76 fediverse/2045 ---
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 what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
 
 (maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
 diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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--- #77 fediverse/5829 ---
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 what if we just put two windows in each window, and made one have glass and
 the other had screen. Then, slide one or both and you can open or close.
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--- #78 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #79 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #80 fediverse/4940 ---
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #81 messages/1154 ---
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 Freedom to do anything, and the liberty to choose as you please.
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--- #82 fediverse/3431 ---
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 about to download "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) to see what all the fuss is about
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--- #83 fediverse/4122 ---
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 if your friend moves to the country, it's important to stay in touch
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--- #84 fediverse/2656 ---
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 people who like you
 
 or at least are interested in what you have to say
 
 versus public, which is people who can hear you (because they happened to be
 listening at that time of day)
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--- #85 fediverse/2776 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #86 fediverse/3463 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 I can relate to that impulse, which is why I'm liking this reply
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--- #87 fediverse/2668 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #88 messages/433 ---
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 What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
 What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
 if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
 to know them?
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--- #89 fediverse/1880 ---
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 sometimes I decide against playing a Steam game because I don't want it to
 jump to the top of my "recently played" list
 
 Wish I could have like, a heatmap of when I played which game. I think that'd
 be useful for the archival process of my life.
 
 ... how pathetic, she measures her life in gameplay.
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--- #90 fediverse/3805 ---
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic.
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--- #91 fediverse/417 ---
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 @user-302 
 
 so like Color out of Space?
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--- #92 fediverse/5552 ---
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 I once heard that when you click a link, the developer of the website can tell
 which website you came from. idk if that's true or not.
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--- #93 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #94 fediverse/4524 ---
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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--- #95 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #96 fediverse/4789 ---
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 what if there was a bank or credit union or something which created a randomly
 generated credit card number for you every time you made a purchase? and
 randomized your account number too, just in-case they're forced to display
 their records. would be cool.
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--- #97 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #98 fediverse/3388 ---
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 what if they made grass only able to be cut with horizontal strikes and pots
 only able to be smashed with vertical
 
 to encourage the player to learn the difference
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--- #99 fediverse/2963 ---
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 @user-1248 
 
 ohhhh hehe that's a vibe too ^_^
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--- #100 fediverse/1233 ---
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 low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
 but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #101 fediverse/3027 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 that sounds really interesting and I'd love to read anything you write about
 it ^_^
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--- #102 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #103 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #104 fediverse/5883 ---
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 what's better than [that thing you like]?
 
 nothing. nothing is better than that thing.
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--- #105 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #106 fediverse/757 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 do you go camping often? =P
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--- #107 fediverse/2412 ---
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 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
 imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
 
 plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
 your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
 means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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--- #108 fediverse/5872 ---
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #109 fediverse/3237 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 it's like airlines overbooking flights because "hey some people will probably
 cancel, right?"
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--- #110 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #111 fediverse/4427 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I am the infohazard but I have that "automatically expand CW" post marked off.
 I like to click them each time, and with CWs it makes it easier to scroll back
 a couple months to find what you're looking for.
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--- #112 fediverse/3179 ---
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 omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
A preview from the Nintendo Power magazine for a game released only in japan called Doshin and the Giant.
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--- #113 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #114 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #115 fediverse/3299 ---
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 what if we could record and playback certain timeframes of our CPU and RAM
 status and use it for debug purposes
 
 like running some code in a VM every time you wanted to show a youtube video
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--- #116 fediverse/1041 ---
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 if you follow someone and they don't follow back, does that mean you shouldn't
 comment on their posts?
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--- #117 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #118 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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--- #119 messages/488 ---
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 Look at the unique patterns in a programming language, and you will find
 within them a usecase.
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--- #120 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #121 fediverse/618 ---
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 Can't stop thinking 
 
 [the rest is left blank, as a testament to the inability of the author to
 express their thoughts in a temporally contextual way. Presumably the previous
 text would be followed by an "about..." with the rest dedicated to a
 particular thought that felt important enough to share with the internet.]
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--- #122 fediverse/1481 ---
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 if you lose someone on the Fediverse then there's a zero percent chance you'll
 ever find them again.
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--- #123 fediverse/6209 ---
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 okay just to clarify: if anyone is recording me or storing data about me, I
 would really prefer if you didn't delete it just because I realized it was
 happening. I like data! It's cool to know such things!
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--- #124 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #125 fediverse_boost/3867 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I really hate "two factor" auth.  Like, cool, I get it, it let's you pretend you can divest responsibility for security and recovery, but also it means dropping my phone too hard could be a life disrupting event so somehow I don't really feel like this is for my benefit.  
  
                                                            
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--- #126 fediverse/5191 ---
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 do you love linux or do you just love fixing dependency errors?
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--- #127 fediverse/2191 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 You cared, and anyone who cares about you cares.
 
 If you find a guitar, cherish it.
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--- #128 messages/1116 ---
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 What works for me might not work for another,
 
 But 
 
 What works for me might work for another.
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--- #129 fediverse/5188 ---
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 did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
 
 It's true! they do thing instead!
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--- #130 fediverse/3980 ---
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 just means that's the most entertaining type of strategy we've found so far
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--- #131 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #132 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #133 messages/910 ---
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 all you need is to be steam friends with one person and then your whole
 organization knows what you're trying to say with game titles
 
 (I just like games)
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--- #134 fediverse/3573 ---
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 @user-1561 
 
 heyyy wanna be friends? I can offer letter repetition as tribute
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--- #135 fediverse/5176 ---
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 what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
 through their advertisement
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--- #136 fediverse/3076 ---
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 @user-1443 
 
 they need to do stuff like that or else the republicans would never win...
 
 which honestly is the most heartening thing I've heard all day.
 
 there are more of us than them, thank goodness.
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--- #137 fediverse/772 ---
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 also applies for alt-text on pictures for people with screenreaders
 
 something something "if I play both sides, then I'm always right!"
four panel meme of a cute girl with sunglasses and a bow in her hair.  first panel she's like "nah, no thank you" while gesturing dismissively with her hand and turning away.  second panel is what she's against - it shows text saying: "Putting content warnings on your posts so that the data can be used in a dataset for an LLM that has been sanitized from political content thus depriving it of context in a post truth world"  third panel she's like "yeah, I like this one instead." and she's smiling and pointing a finger at the fourth panel, which reads:  "content warning your posts so that you don't hurt other people's feelings or trigger vulnerable people who are just trying to laugh at memes or have a decent life in the face of trauma and woe"
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #139 fediverse/5799 ---
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 all of my friends stopped liking my posts because they don't like me anymore
 T.T
 
 yep... that's DEFINITELY why
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--- #140 fediverse/6145 ---
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 then, here's the cool part, if you share your software people might like it
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--- #141 bluesky#39 ---
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--- #142 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #143 fediverse/5612 ---
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 you know, [you can just randomize your profile every time you log in] .... oh
 there was a stack overflow at the last one so
you know, you can just randomize your profile every time you log in  "something something stack overflow - what does an orange website that looks like it's from our parents generation have to do with ancient prehistoric mammals?"  wait are those the ones with the tusks  "yeah totally. Huh what a weird way to build a collection."
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--- #144 fediverse/5345 ---
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 you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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--- #145 bluesky#38 ---
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #146 fediverse/5199 ---
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 updated my compiled.txt words, if you're interested
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/words/compiled.txt
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--- #147 fediverse_boost/4577 ---
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--- #148 fediverse/4827 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 I run Nix on one of my laptops and I really enjoy it : )
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--- #149 fediverse/684 ---
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 @user-507 
 
 meow
 
 now there's just a few more
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--- #150 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #151 fediverse/6061 ---
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 what if (hear me out)
 
 what if instead of TCP we just did a constant stream of UDP packets until the
 recipient said "OKAY OKAY I GET IT"
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--- #152 fediverse/3974 ---
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 it is significantly more engaging to watch people play MMOs when they've
 unbound all their action bars from their number keys and are forced to click
 on all the abilities. That way you can actually follow what moves they're
 doing.
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--- #153 fediverse/6294 ---
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 if you play optimally, you'll never get any chance to make decisions.
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--- #154 fediverse/5588 ---
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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--- #155 fediverse/6134 ---
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 what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
 classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
 while they do goth girl things
 
 then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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--- #156 fediverse/794 ---
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 i like this comic
 
 https://tapas.io/series/Dragon-GF/info
four panels of a webcomic.  first panel shows a cute girl arriving home after work. The text says "time to prep for a night in with the girlfriend" - she takes off her jacket and hangs it up next to the door with a smile on her face.  second panel shows her with a look of fierce determination as she messes with her tie. the text reads "unbutton shirt for max seduction."  third panel she's blowing flames onto a candle, and the text reads "candles lit for mood lighting"  fourth panel shows her in front of a sofa and tv with her hands on her hips and the text reads "time to watch anime all night!"
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--- #157 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #158 messages/276 ---
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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--- #159 fediverse/3043 ---
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 you know more than me and I appreciate your analysis
 
 if you ever want to work on something together let me know 
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--- #160 messages/1150 ---
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 Please please please, someone do better than me.
 
 Until then, listen and obey.
 
 After then, consider me always.
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--- #161 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #162 messages/424 ---
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 Facebook is great because you can talk with your friends, but, like...
 Facebook knows who you are.
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--- #163 fediverse/6407 ---
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 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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--- #164 fediverse/4463 ---
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 at this point in time you probably shouldn't be forming NEW online communities
 unless you're part of an OLD community that just isn't radical enough. And
 then you should try and MERGE communities into larger, more geographically
 concentrated ones.
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--- #165 fediverse/38 ---
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 @user-36 ideally you'd convert to an arbitrary base (in this case 9) and shift
 from there, but shifting two places might work. idk I haven't thought about it.
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--- #166 fediverse/3997 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 I put your music in one of my favorite videos and I think about you every time
 I think about it
 
 I hope that means something
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--- #167 messages/730 ---
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 "got it. So-and-so likes this-or-that, and whats-her-face wants it that way.
 Is this the kind of thing you want me to try and remember to accomodate or can
 you handle agreeing to disagree?"
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--- #168 messages/748 ---
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 I personally would love to have my friend's messages saved on my computer
 account. it'd be like a little time-capsule of them that I could randomly
 scroll through or maybe display a random message they sent whenever I opened a
 new terminal
 
 sorta like words, only applied to a message archive. that of a friend or loved
 one.
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--- #169 fediverse/4766 ---
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 what if instead of federating social media instances we federated users instead
 
 why not have an account on each and every mastodon instance? then just RSS
 feeder yourself and boom suddenly you can customize your identity on each
 fediverse house.
 
 maybe with a checkbox of which instances you'd like to post to on your "submit
 link or text post" button
 
 study encryption kids
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--- #170 fediverse/1129 ---
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 misskey? more like kissmey amiright
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--- #171 fediverse/357 ---
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 @user-5 
 
 and mobile users who accidentally type . instead of [space] or something like
 that which is easy to mistakenly press on some keyboards
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--- #172 fediverse/1351 ---
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 @user-521 
 
 people say that kind of thing when they feel alone. maybe "wake up" is another
 way to say "find me"
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--- #173 fediverse/5300 ---
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 how do I keep finding myself here. it's like I wake up in some new fingers and
 think "woh, vavadane" and then start itching my bored keys.
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--- #174 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #175 fediverse/3050 ---
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 you can only vote with your words if your words sway your audience.
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--- #176 fediverse/1428 ---
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 hello everyone, Discord is down for me and I can't reach any of my friends
 over SMS.
 
 You know I'd just... give you my address if you asked, right?
 
 oh no sorry turns out they were just busy haha silly me why would I worry
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--- #177 fediverse/5750 ---
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 I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
 cool people and places and things... alas
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--- #178 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #179 fediverse_boost/5147 ---
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  Need that E2EE fedi right now                                               
                                                                              
  i'd be at least 70% more feral                                              
                                                                              
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--- #180 fediverse/2623 ---
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 have you ever noticed the people on Mastodon who used to have cool and
 interesting ideas but now just kinda repeat the same basic things over and
 over again?
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--- #181 fediverse/6273 ---
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 if you want a fashion trend to come back into style, you can't just jump right
 into wearing capes. you gotta start with scarves, then skirts worn around your
 shoulders, then maybe you can wear capes.
 
 many things are like this. gardening, not architecture.
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--- #182 fediverse/4910 ---
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 what if me and my friends were too cute for this world and all the
 conservatives who don't like queer people just fell in love and realized we're
 pretty freakin' cool if you can get past the strange parts
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--- #183 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #184 fediverse/5920 ---
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 everyone's all like "ew touchscreens in cars" but the moment someone says
 "what if phones were gameboys" everyone's all like "girl they don't have the
 right hardware radios built in for cellular communication, plus do you really
 wanna be tied to wifi" and I'm like "yeah so peer to peer" and it's like "what
 use is it if you gotta stay within 100 feet of them or whatever" and I'm like
 "... I dunno probably somethin'" and then they walk away in a huff because
 they're too busy for my child-style games. Meanwhile girls have never heard of
 Streetpass on the Nintendo DS mixed with Scuttlebutt on the ocean and carried
 into and around port
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--- #185 fediverse/2848 ---
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 oh btw to the people trying to doxx me there's a picture of me in this
 profile, but you'll have to read a LOT to find it. On the way, see if you pick
 up anything interesting that you agree with. maybe you'll realize that we're
 on the same team, and should be working together.
 
 that's the dream, at least.
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--- #186 fediverse/5039 ---
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 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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--- #187 fediverse/469 ---
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 something something brb watching a Perun video
 
 https://www.youtube.com/@user-343
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--- #188 fediverse/2901 ---
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 What do I want to be when I grow up?
 
 someone who doesn't have to do chores
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--- #189 fediverse/1539 ---
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 I like to play healers in MMOs because my power fantasy is helping people
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--- #190 fediverse/2622 ---
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 what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
 output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
 
 WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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--- #191 fediverse/4708 ---
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 what if I paid this parking ticket I found by the side of the road instead of
 paying my rent this month
 
 do you think the world would burn down
 
 do you think the apartment complex would collapse
 
 do you think my police force would throw my stuff on the road
 
 do you think they'd change the locks
 
 what if I just didn't leave
 
 what if I smoked some weed
 
 "that's against your contract"
 
 okay
 
 what if I did it anyway
 
 what if I did what I was told
 
 I think I would surely drown
rent payment history for the past couple months. Mostly just to show how much my rent is. Utilities are paid every other month. available balance: $468.55 a parking ticket I found on the side of the road.
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--- #192 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #193 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #194 fediverse_boost/5687 ---
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  External post: https://kolektiva.social/users/CorvidCrone/statuses/114853686322408557  
  
                                                            
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--- #195 fediverse/6111 ---
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 whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
 reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe
screenshot of the post so the dear readers (the ones with or without antlers) can see the blue button in reference to the post which says post.
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--- #196 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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--- #197 fediverse/676 ---
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 would be nice if the Fediverse wouldn't let you post something on Mastodon
 unless you filled out a content warning for it.
 
 sorta like a post title on Reddit, allowing people to say "nah I don't feel
 like reading something from X perspective right now"
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--- #198 fediverse/4692 ---
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 what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
 couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
 for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
 with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
 by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
 they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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--- #199 fediverse_boost/1742 ---
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  Mixta moves.                                                                
                                                                              
  If this flame is beautiful, ⭐ or boost this post to improve its chances for future breedings.  
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--- #200 fediverse/5183 ---
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 you're more likely to survive a battlefield if you play Running with Rifles
 than if you play Call of Duty.
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