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what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
switch between with the push of a button
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #2 fediverse/4901 ---
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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--- #3 fediverse/5079 ---
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what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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--- #4 fediverse/5612 ---
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you know, [you can just randomize your profile every time you log in] .... oh
there was a stack overflow at the last one so
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--- #5 fediverse/1682 ---
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girls who have so many tabs open that they use ctrl+T to navigate to the most
recent tabs
wishing there was a way to scroll back to the beginning... alas
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@user-192
oh! THAT'S what the "followers only" button is for! Doh.
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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│ CW: re: us politics │
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@user-192
saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #10 fediverse/65 ---
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if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
mathematics are wrong.
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what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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what if they made grass only able to be cut with horizontal strikes and pots
only able to be smashed with vertical
to encourage the player to learn the difference
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what if we could record and playback certain timeframes of our CPU and RAM
status and use it for debug purposes
like running some code in a VM every time you wanted to show a youtube video
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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what if there was a bank or credit union or something which created a randomly
generated credit card number for you every time you made a purchase? and
randomized your account number too, just in-case they're forced to display
their records. would be cool.
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what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
through their advertisement
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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