=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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you know, [you can just randomize your profile every time you log in] .... oh
there was a stack overflow at the last one so
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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you can only be yourself once, and it happens while you're alive.
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what if I never posted again
"yep, then there'll be nevermore stack overflow"
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@user-883
you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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you can revolute whenever you want to.
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what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
switch between with the push of a button
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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│ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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girls who have so many tabs open that they use ctrl+T to navigate to the most
recent tabs
wishing there was a way to scroll back to the beginning... alas
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if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
at once
[statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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you can just... edit the html by pushing f12 and suddenly any conversation in
the history of the world could have taken place
digital pictures are not evidence
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@user-192
be careful, recursion can cause stack overflows.
better to run function pointers from a loop. That way you can operate as long
as necessary. Just make sure you don't get in an infinite loop...
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you know, you can add salsa to basically anything.
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@user-570
you could also just lie to the computer
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@user-8
do you go camping often? =P
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@user-1582
good morning, have a bunch of posts from last night : )
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@user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
difficult. : )
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@user-699 @user-78
I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
thoughts
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you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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