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 I found a second pair of shorts! This pair is black, thank goodness. Makes the
 style guide much easier.
 
 gonna make some oatmeal or rice and then hop on my bike.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 one neat thing about wearing many layers of clothes is that you get a bunch of
 new pockets.
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 Give your money to purple and orange and green, not yellow and white.
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #4 fediverse/2774 ---
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 I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
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--- #5 fediverse/4285 ---
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 @user-1402 
 
 all I see is an orange jumpsuit and gray bars of iron.
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--- #6 fediverse/2334 ---
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 Brushing my teeth and then I'm hopping on my bike.
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--- #7 fediverse/2587 ---
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 gonna put on sunscreen, brush my hair and teeth, and then hop on my bike.
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 OH NO I'm out of dehydrated vegetable soup mix. However shall I make oatmeal
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--- #9 fediverse/340 ---
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 it's important to always have an extra pair of sweatpants in the bathroom.
 
 trust me
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #11 fediverse/228 ---
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 @user-186 oh great, another video I'm going to have to show to all of my
 friends because it's so good.
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
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 "they should make clothing stores for tall people"
 
 uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
 
 "yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
 
 smh
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 I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
 dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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 a cloak is like a skirt that you wear around your shoulders
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 the only uniform I can imagine in the modern age is jeans. they're the most
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 "nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!"
 
 they used to have straps, too.
 
 [above boobs, below armpits]
 
 also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work.
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 cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
 eat your vegetables when you can.
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 if you want a fashion trend to come back into style, you can't just jump right
 into wearing capes. you gotta start with scarves, then skirts worn around your
 shoulders, then maybe you can wear capes.
 
 many things are like this. gardening, not architecture.
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 omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
A preview from the Nintendo Power magazine for a game released only in japan called Doshin and the Giant.
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