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 the only uniform I can imagine in the modern age is jeans. they're the most
 practical clothes. very flexible in style.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 one neat thing about wearing many layers of clothes is that you get a bunch of
 new pockets.
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--- #2 fediverse/262 ---
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 the feminine urge to buy a chain shirt, bracers, and greaves
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--- #3 fediverse/2868 ---
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 a cloak is like a skirt that you wear around your shoulders
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--- #4 fediverse/168 ---
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 maybe if I wear the same clothes everyday people will be more likely to
 remember me
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 The only times i wet my pants are when my diaper is full.
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--- #6 fediverse/2668 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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 Are you donating your clothes or are you "returning them to Fashion"?
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--- #8 fediverse/1770 ---
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 the cool kids are doing graffiti
 
 the smart ones have something to say
 
 the clever ones do it at night
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--- #9 fediverse/2528 ---
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 I found a second pair of shorts! This pair is black, thank goodness. Makes the
 style guide much easier.
 
 gonna make some oatmeal or rice and then hop on my bike.
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--- #10 fediverse/6407 ---
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 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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 The world is stitched together with angel hair, as it sheds from their body,
 painless and evenly timed.
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--- #12 fediverse/2852 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 quite recognizable. too. bad I don't wear it often these days, so I don't get
 recognized as a different person than I'm performing that day.
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--- #13 fediverse/5192 ---
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 tailoring clothes to fit multiple people is easy. Just add buttons at a
 certain distance in the direction their bodies grew different. Then, when
 donning or doffing the piece of equipment, the various users would button the
 clothing system to their bodies at the correct position, rather than whatever
 the fabric had been cut to allow.
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--- #14 fediverse/267 ---
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 the unluckiest person in the world failed the most wisdom checks.
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 I can't find my pants T.T
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 "girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
 your backpack"
 
 yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
 you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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I don't even lock my front door anymore
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 the only (or most valid) form of preaching is encouraging to read a bit every
 day.
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 the most efficient productivity hack that I know is:
 
 pkill firefox
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 @user-1402 
 
 all I see is an orange jumpsuit and gray bars of iron.
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