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if your witch hat has a brim that looks like a circle then you're wearing it
backwards.
witch hats should fold flat. The angled part should be in front so you only
have to see a thin slice of reality, that way people are only able to see your
eyes if you look directly at them.
it adds to the mystique.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #2 fediverse/721 ---
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Hello, I am a witch and this is my altar.
Here, I dream of a green USA.
covered by the branches,
my body decays into parts,
ready to join the next life that needs me.
[read the alt-text on the pictures, or listen to your screenreader for more
explanation]
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a cloak is like a skirt that you wear around your shoulders
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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--- #5 fediverse/5299 ---
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@user-1800
also googly eyes on sunglasses to fuck with their eye-movement-tracking
... wait, then you wouldn't be able to see. okay how about you place the
googly eyes on the forehead part of a HELMET of some kind, which should help
protect your "not-gonna-get-back-up" parts from harm.
and don't forget sunglasses because they help with the UV-ray violet
radicalization.
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--- #6 fediverse/2618 ---
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to improve your "cat-petting" abilities, try to imagine that the wall in front
of you is the most interesting thing in the world - stare at anything else
besides the cat, and look at them in your periphary. Occasionally you can look
back, but the idea is that this way they will be able to look at your face
without painful eye contact.
cats are autistic - they don't look at you unless you're looking somewhere
else.
most people stare at cats when they are engaging with them, and totally ignore
them otherwise.
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I can't see very well. I need bifocals, but like... reversed, so the
close-range thing is at the top and the long-range is at the bottom, just to
see how terrible it'd be
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I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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"hello, if you make my hat in leather and red, I'll wear it around town in the
rain and tell people where it came from"
"no no it's okay if my sides get a bit rained on, I'll learn how to use it to
stay warm."
"hi, can you make it 2 inches here and a bit thicker here?"
"sure I'll show you how I wear it. Here's some things that I wear alongside
it."
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I wish I had daggers in my hair that looks like hair but I could wear whenever
I had that hair
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"nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!"
they used to have straps, too.
[above boobs, below armpits]
also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work.
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@user-1209
good
judge me
find me just
I accept my fate
whatever it may be
for I trust that which sees;
that which is judging me thus.
may fortune bring my heart forth
displayed for all to see, here is my "me"
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The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
can understand and work with.
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would your ancestors be more upset that you threw away a glowstick, or jealous
that you can wear a firefly bracelet?
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an axe is just a blade mounted at the end of a round with a right angle and
thin but stable circumference.
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--- #16 fediverse/1672 ---
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@user-1037
speaking from the perspective of a witch, the land does not care what lines we
draw in the sand. Lines are a human thing.
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@user-898
that means you're walking the wrong way xD
like going east for the dawn or west for the sunset, you're gonna have the sun
in your eyes.
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tailoring clothes to fit multiple people is easy. Just add buttons at a
certain distance in the direction their bodies grew different. Then, when
donning or doffing the piece of equipment, the various users would button the
clothing system to their bodies at the correct position, rather than whatever
the fabric had been cut to allow.
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I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
seen by everyone around.
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if you want a fashion trend to come back into style, you can't just jump right
into wearing capes. you gotta start with scarves, then skirts worn around your
shoulders, then maybe you can wear capes.
many things are like this. gardening, not architecture.
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