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 @user-898 
 
 that means you're walking the wrong way xD
 
 like going east for the dawn or west for the sunset, you're gonna have the sun
 in your eyes.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 @user-475
 
 perhaps you're right : )
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--- #2 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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 @user-631 
 
 a true joke would work in both ways, such that everyone's laughing. : )
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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 oh, reddit. you're so silly.
Typical day for a neoliberal: • Wake up at 10 AM in my 5-over-1 apartment in the “Arts District” of a major US city. • Walk downstairs to a conveniently located coffee shop (since I live in a mixed-used zoning area) to get a half soy milk half oat milk latte with a vegan scone made by a queer Guatemalan migrant bakery. • Ride the train to work while listening to “The Daily” podcast. Nod in agreement whenever Michael Barbaro goes “hmmm!” • Get to work, immediately take lunch break. Grab tacos at the immigrant-owned truck conveniently located across the street. Talk about rewatching DUNE last week. • Back to work after lunch, spend 4 hours ruthlessly exploiting the working class in the global south & outsourcing American jobs to China. • Busy day at work: got to close 2 coal plants and a steel mill, import 1,000 Haitians to build windmills and ADUs, and demolish 200 single-family homes to make way for low-income shipping container housing before 5 PM. • Done for the day, take train back home, listen to NPR on the ride home. • Gym time! Time for low-impact Pilates in an old factory that was converted into a loft space. • Grab dinner with my polycule at a Sweetgreen, pay $25 for an endive & kale salad with soy protein. • Head down the street to a local hard kombucha bar, throw back some brews with the boys they/thems. • Stop by CVS for my monthly COVID vaccine booster. [text continues in next picture] [continued from first picture] • Get home, time to unwind by playing video games that solely feature female and/or minority protagonists. • Time for bed, unwind with a nice glass of warm soy milk. Read Why Nations Fail before going to sleep. This post has been fact-checked by gun shooting, Ford truck driving, steak eating, high blood pressure having, liberal hating, slightly jaundiced, Walmart shopping, Fox News watching, small-town living, real bonafide American Patriots. 1 like = 1 prayer. 
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 if you're upset about how they twisted the meaning of "woke" just wait until
 you hear what they did to "patriot"
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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 did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
 
 It's true! they do thing instead!
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--- #10 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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 @user-269 
 
 oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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 trusting someone doesn't mean you'll do what they say. it means you'll listen.
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #20 fediverse/1411 ---
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 go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz
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