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I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
--- #1 fediverse/4697 ---
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I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #2 messages/997 ---
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I want a revolution because i want to be at home in my homeland.
Look at me! Be as me! I yearn to tell my friends. But they're too busy being
like themselves.
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--- #3 messages/1103 ---
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I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #4 fediverse/3209 ---
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│ CW: gross │
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I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
she wanted more.
what have I done.
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--- #5 messages/377 ---
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #6 fediverse/1233 ---
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low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #7 fediverse/2480 ---
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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║ │ I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head. │ ║
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║ │ Either one is fine. │ ║
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--- #9 fediverse/2906 ---
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│ CW: death-mentioned │
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I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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--- #10 fediverse/4026 ---
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why is everyone so confused about how I turned out?
I literally spent my whole childhood telling stories to myself
(inspired by the world, and stories I had read, with mechanics like games I
had played)
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--- #11 fediverse/3817 ---
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hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #12 fediverse/6321 ---
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"hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
thing."
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--- #13 fediverse/1841 ---
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #14 bluesky#23 ---
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why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #15 fediverse/5673 ---
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darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #16 fediverse/5782 ---
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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--- #17 fediverse/347 ---
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cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #18 fediverse/5700 ---
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it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #19 fediverse/4489 ---
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I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : )
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--- #20 fediverse/1300 ---
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│ CW: food-mentioned │
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #21 fediverse/4692 ---
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what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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--- #22 fediverse/3180 ---
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I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
seen by everyone around.
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--- #23 fediverse/5748 ---
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...zzzZZZzzz...
whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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--- #24 fediverse/5961 ---
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@user-138
maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
(I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
[girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #25 fediverse/2911 ---
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #26 messages/1193 ---
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I don't want to live in a world without a fire department.
"eh just let it burn. The fire is warm tonight."
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--- #27 fediverse/6014 ---
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don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #28 fediverse/5269 ---
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"girl why do you talk"
girl why do you listen
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--- #29 messages/1166 ---
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A black hole's event horizon is just when the matter "broke through" to the
other dimension and now light can't escape because the surface is in shadow.
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--- #30 fediverse/4940 ---
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what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #31 fediverse/3971 ---
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│ CW: mental-health-minus │
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somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
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--- #32 fediverse/3856 ---
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I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #33 fediverse/5602 ---
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"so wait why can't we go outside again"
"I'm huuuuungry"
girl we just ate
"I'm tired"
girl it's like 10am
"can we snuggle?"
yeah okay.
that's why haha
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--- #34 fediverse/3937 ---
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awwwww, I wish I was tacticool : (
sure would be nice to have SOMETHING going for me >.>
ah well guess I'm more of the "eepy sleepy" type teehee
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--- #35 fediverse/6278 ---
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@user-1429
do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
and leave it in a public place or~
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--- #36 fediverse/1414 ---
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│ CW: cursed-strange-weird-gardening-tip │
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they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
and cucumbers
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--- #37 fediverse/2774 ---
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I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
part.
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--- #38 messages/685 ---
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If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because
they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but
someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some
shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my
pajamas, c'mon.
If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that
situation
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--- #39 fediverse/4428 ---
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@user-1669
sorry, I'm on a roll. Gotta speak my mind, even if it has other stuff bouncing
around in it. I hope you understand : )
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--- #40 fediverse/5124 ---
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│ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #41 fediverse/1263 ---
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@user-883
My friends and I decided to hang out for two days in a row, I guess they
aren't tired of me yet hehe - I might be around tonight but I'll let you know!
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--- #42 messages/103 ---
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*which is why I try to be as unique as I can.
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--- #43 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #44 messages/1053 ---
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Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #45 fediverse/5209 ---
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fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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--- #46 fediverse/6021 ---
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you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #47 fediverse/4687 ---
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"girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
your backpack"
yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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--- #48 fediverse/4688 ---
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--- #49 messages/431 ---
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Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #50 fediverse/6458 ---
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #51 fediverse/2496 ---
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... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
if sleep won't come I'll write down the thoughts that are keeping me up. that
usually makes it easier.
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--- #52 messages/572 ---
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I am not a worker
Though I try and try, I burn right out and through
I wish I was a worker, able to apply my trade or skill
But I'm not
I do hope we can be allies, still
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--- #53 fediverse/2285 ---
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if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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--- #54 fediverse/956 ---
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│ CW: re: spirituality │
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@user-579
it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
... right?
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--- #55 fediverse/3689 ---
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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--- #56 fediverse/3611 ---
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│ CW: food-mentioned │
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I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
package (without seasoning)
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--- #57 fediverse/5416 ---
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if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
be my friend forever.
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--- #58 fediverse/5653 ---
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│ CW: sexuality-mentioned-sorta │
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if abdl littles are furries, I'm a therian
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--- #59 fediverse/2069 ---
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I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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--- #60 messages/54 ---
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https://kali-is-an-abdl.tumblr.com/
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--- #61 fediverse/3118 ---
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│ CW: politics │
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they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
northwest, but hey here we are.
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... and then things got turned up to eleven
what were they at before?
... eleven. why do you ask?
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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What do I want to be when I grow up?
someone who doesn't have to do chores
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if I were princess or queen of a far off land called sevastavan, would you
make me your queen? 930
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every time I read a subtoot I assume it's about me and I mentally curl up into
a ball
doesn't matter if it's totally irrelevant, if there's no target specified it
defaults to me because... like, who else is there right?
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I'm a helper and everyone wants me to be more agentic but it's like... no... I
don't wanna...
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I just want to stress that most people know more than me
slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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@user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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@user-1558
I contest trolls too because it fulfills my internal adventurer instinct to
protect marketplaces and farmhouses from savage brutes made out of moss with
clubs the size of a log
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you don't have to listen to me
I am just talking to myself.
shouting into the wind.
why are you shouting, little one?
because it's LOUD out here.
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"stop starving yourself" to the tune of "stop hitting yourself"
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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@user-622
ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
good men-at-arms gone T.T
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@user-281
I'm just a rando but my understanding is that posting on the fediverse is
sorta like writing on the sky, and anyone that wants can read it. I could be
wrong though
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fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
permanently revoke their ways
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How many of me are there? There are as many of me as there are of thee, dear
reader.
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so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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why am i here T.T
oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
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@user-192
yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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@user-883
you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure
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@user-191
teehee I know a girl like that
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@user-1074
why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
dummies will believe you wink
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I want to drink mai tais on a beach T.T
alas, it's winter, and I'm poor
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if you don't want to be hunted, then give "evil" it's own queer culture
what's that? they don't like what you offered? they want it to be *their* kind
of "evil"?
fine, do it themselves and then leave us alone, jeez -.-
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@user-1074
yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
it's a tree
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I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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shout out to all the people who think being cringe is a personality flaw and
not an opportunity for growth
ya'll suck and make life difficult in exchange for a brief moment where you
can savor a feeling of superiority over someone who's living their best life
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ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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"mom can we have some trans girls"
"no, we have trans girls at home"
the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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how it started: "I want to get stoned and play mechabellum (shit, drugs
mentioned (shit, cursing mentioned))
how it's going: [see attached picture]
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i type too much, gtg to sleep.
my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
I gotta lotta things to eat, but I'm so tired and kinda dirty. Maybe a shower
first. TTYL
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ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill.
So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's
definitely why.
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@user-192
is okay, girl
time will be richer sooner
don't poop your pants just yet
remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
line your pockets with tinfoil hats
beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
handshake back
if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend
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hey, you know how historically they used to lobotomize young women who were
too fiery, passionate, independent, driven, motivated, and clairvoyant?
they did that on purpose.
that was less than a lifetime ago.
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@user-95
if I was canadian I'd be ca-ritz!
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This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
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@user-883
my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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@user-1037
speaking from the perspective of a witch, the land does not care what lines we
draw in the sand. Lines are a human thing.
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... I'm going to sit in bed and eat cheetos all day.
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Also she's just a person, a cursed person but hey she's just trying to do
right. So am i. I believe in goodness, and so does she (even though she can be
a bit evil about it) (without trying, I might add, it just comes naturally to
her) (she's better now though)
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Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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--- #113 fediverse/3531 ---
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I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
:ms_confused:
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but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
for when secrecy is intended.
OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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║ │ Be the cringe you want to see in the world. │ ║
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Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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@user-1352
I run Nix on one of my laptops and I really enjoy it : )
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║ │ i always somehow manage to succeed at things because i'm too silly to realize i was supposed to fail lmao │ ║
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buying guns is one thing
but food is just as important.
stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
cool people and places and things... alas
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acceleration-ism is just "learning the truth faster than they do"
tbh should be more like "learning things to show them" but eh whatever gets
the job done
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why does everyone who want me want me to be someone else
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@user-1561
heyyy wanna be friends? I can offer letter repetition as tribute
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what if me and my friends were too cute for this world and all the
conservatives who don't like queer people just fell in love and realized we're
pretty freakin' cool if you can get past the strange parts
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OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
strikes back part twoooooo
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"cool it with the psychic posting"
ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
somewhere wants to see it.
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
at meditating?
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... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
guess.
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sometimes you need to regress in order to move forward from pain
... which is why I dropped out of the "Paladin academy"
no I will not elaborate
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using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe
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@user-192
😭 girls and their dreams 😭
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Hello, I am a witch and this is my altar.
Here, I dream of a green USA.
covered by the branches,
my body decays into parts,
ready to join the next life that needs me.
[read the alt-text on the pictures, or listen to your screenreader for more
explanation]
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I exist now at the height of my gluttony.
I need more to be demanded of me.
I am not afraid to ask for help.
I solve other people's problems before my own.
I have very little insight into my habits and patterns.
My memory isn't great, but I recall details that matter.
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why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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@user-1573
I was JUST thinking about suggesting Qubes halfway through your comment and
then I saw the last line. noooooo xD
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kinda funny how the people in my life won't let me, a witch, cast spells on
them. Like they doubt my intentions? ? ? and when they do they're just,
mentally eye-rolling all the time. How's a girl to get any practice if nobody
wants to be hypnotized >.>
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I am NOT larping. I am expressing how I feel imaginatively.
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Dear me:
You are not a god, you are what the gods wish to be.
You are beautiful you are inspired you're anxious and always tired. All these
are necessary for me.
Do you want to be mortal forever? Die in battle and be rewarded. Risk your
life to live longer.
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@user-274 @user-275
ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T
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@user-246
or why they'd ban you without fighting you, trying to change your mind
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I miss university because of all the gay people I could hang out with.
I guess I must be lonely.
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who smelled
Like she had pissed herself
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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maybe if I slept until the end of time,
I'd do better on the way back.
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Look all I'm saying is if I had an acolyte or two then my insane ramblings
could be filtered and parsed by a real actual human instead of being copied
wholesale onto the internet, where the inconsequential or inconceivable ones
are left to rest alongside the gifts of knowledge from another realm.
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I'm not like him.
he's like me.
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"yes.... YESSS!!~! burn your self out for me, puniful mortals! I BASK IN YOUR
SIN OF DECREPIT DILIGENCE!"
wow chill out it's like, 10am jeez
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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An American princess wears turquoise and silver, not diamonds. Though I'm sure
she wears diamonds sometimes too.
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my life is already ruined. I pee my pants all the time and I got no dollars.
why shouldn't I be strange on the internet?
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@user-1314 @user-1280 @user-1526
They will gladly live in a tent under an overpass cooking rats on a wire
hanger so long as you can guarantee that black/brown/LGBTQs don't have a tent,
rat, or wire hanger.
I'd almost agree, except strike "have" and replace it with "need"
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couldn't sleep. Oh well. Here's what I couldn't get out of my head:
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@user-661
so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
from ruling your life?
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I didn't know I was a princess until I saw how people acted toward me.
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@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
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I wish I could live in a house made of stone above the clouds.
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What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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I literally want two things in my life:
to be able to be high 24/7 without being inebriated and without suffering ill
effects unless I want them
communism
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I think my boyfriend is a shapeshifter but he's too embarrassed to tell me T.T
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sorry I was just making stuff up because it's fun, hope I didn't accidentally
unleash disaster or masterpiece, either would be equally bad
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listen, girls are cute and all, but have you considered...
boys?
and I mean yeah, true, but listen boys are cute and all, but have you
considered...
girls?
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@user-398
you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
this hill
(jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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I want to make evil things and sell them to rich people to cause them to have
a change of heart
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do pushups
and squats
and planks
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I am a slow burn.
glacial pace.
read me as such.
sparks in your imagination, not a flood of content.
sit with me.
drink tea with me.
remember me.
trust me.
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Do you ever wonder why you can't remember anything after being stoned? Why the
words you write down, oh so profound in the moment, turn to silliness and
illusion upon coming off your high mont-vantage? Of course, dear reader,
because all things are defined in waves.
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all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
shef had been making
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@user-1071
hehe it was my favorite job I've ever had
downside is... it was hard to get to work every day. I'm not built for
long-term dedicated labor. Maybe I should freelance? idk where to even begin
with that, though.
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@user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262
heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
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getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
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when you're alone, everything that happens to you is personal.
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whyyyyyyy am I cursed with this 1024 character limit
why can't it be like, 16 characters total. I think that'd limit my thoughts
enough.
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if you wanna be with me, you gotta kiss the dirt and mean it
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for the same reason you shouldn't compliment a cute girl based on something
she can't control ("nice tits gorgeous can I suck on ur nipples later") but
should instead compliment them on something they chose ("cool tattoos I also
like Celeste")
you also shouldn't accuse hot people of colonizing just because they like to
play Magic the Gathering or whatever.
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@user-1074
or, hear me out, perhaps he's a liar
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--- #187 fediverse/4546 ---
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oh no she's in one of her bipolar moods
um. I'm just gonna log off till it's done, ttyl
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #189 fediverse/4439 ---
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I would never kill myself
just want to put it out there.
I'd rather face torture and shame and confinement than die by my own hand.
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--- #190 fediverse/253 ---
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@user-201 this post hurts my autism T.T
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--- #191 fediverse/905 ---
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having trouble naming things?
just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
trying to get across.
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--- #192 messages/483 ---
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #193 fediverse/3315 ---
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she thinks she doesn't have any friends because she smells bad
but the truth is she's lonely because she's a secret agent sent by the
government through her dreams to spy on the aliens who think she's jesus by
posting their conversations on a public message board
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"nobody gets you" hence, cassandora and pandasandra
"girl you can't just say something ominous like INVOKING PANDORA if you aren't
sitting on something capable of mass doom" haha I want to cry
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@user-192
... but that doesn't really seem to be compatible with Maximum Extraction so i
reckon i'm probably just wrong for thinking that would be good.
... or, hear me out, or perhaps Maximum Extractiontm is wrong and everyone
should be guaranteed a place to eat and a bed of rice and beans to sleep on?
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I trust that you will betray me.
it's okay.
all that I need is for you to be here, with me.
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--- #197 fediverse/3000 ---
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I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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if I had an alternate mirror version of me that was almost exactly the same
except one of us liked almond butter instead of peanut butter...
I think we could probably manage two universes better than one.
it'd be nice to have someone who liked every single game that I did.
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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@user-186 oh great, another video I'm going to have to show to all of my
friends because it's so good.
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