=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
 climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/1334 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #2 fediverse/2906 ---
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 │ CW: death-mentioned  │
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 I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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--- #3 fediverse/1300 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #4 fediverse/3118 ---
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 │ CW: politics         │
 └──────────────────────┘


 they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
 
 if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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--- #5 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #6 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #7 fediverse/1233 ---
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 low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
 but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #8 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #9 fediverse/6122 ---
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 I want to drink mai tais on a beach T.T
 
 alas, it's winter, and I'm poor
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--- #10 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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--- #11 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #12 fediverse/3815 ---
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 trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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--- #13 fediverse/1244 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: scary-violence-death │
 └──────────────────────────┘


 in a battle, your foe's greatest weapon is the screams of your falling.
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--- #14 fediverse/1145 ---
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 I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
 campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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--- #15 fediverse/5673 ---
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 darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
 to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #16 fediverse/5694 ---
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 if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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--- #17 fediverse/3209 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: gross            │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
 
 she wanted more.
 
 what have I done.
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--- #18 fediverse/5444 ---
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 if the good guys always win, the bad will slink into the shadows and do
 dastardly deeds out of sight.
 
 if the bad guys always win, the spark of goodness will wink out.
 
 I think I'd prefer if they were cowering in our wake.
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--- #19 fediverse/1175 ---
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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--- #20 fediverse/3000 ---
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 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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--- #21 fediverse/4896 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #22 messages/1103 ---
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #23 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #24 fediverse/5124 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
 └────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #25 fediverse/2285 ---
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 if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
 means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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--- #26 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Be the cringe you want to see in the world.                                 
  
                                                            
 similar                        chronological                        different 
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--- #27 fediverse/6051 ---
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 I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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--- #28 fediverse/892 ---
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 @user-622 
 
 ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
 screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
 
 frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
 good men-at-arms gone T.T
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--- #29 fediverse/4760 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: shit-drugs-and-cursing-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────────────────┘


 how it started: "I want to get stoned and play mechabellum (shit, drugs
 mentioned (shit, cursing mentioned))
 
 how it's going: [see attached picture]
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--- #30 fediverse/5603 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: sex-mentioned    │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my
 visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME
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--- #31 fediverse/2523 ---
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 I just want to stress that most people know more than me
 
 slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
 what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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--- #32 fediverse/4715 ---
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 @user-1728 
 
 "oh, the bad guys are coming to hurt you?? just fuckin' run away"
 
 yeah. real helpful. how about you fuck off to canada or whatever and give away
 all your possessions. Maybe they'll train you and teach you how to help in
 some way and you can come back later when the time is right.
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--- #33 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #34 fediverse/5451 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: pee-mentioned    │
 └──────────────────────┘


 wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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--- #35 fediverse/5942 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: mental-health-   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #36 messages/77 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who smelled
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #37 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #38 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #39 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #40 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #41 fediverse/5997 ---
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 they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
 attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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--- #42 fediverse/4642 ---
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #43 messages/997 ---
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 I want a revolution because i want to be at home in my homeland.
 
 Look at me! Be as me! I yearn to tell my friends. But they're too busy being
 like themselves.
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--- #44 fediverse/3856 ---
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 I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #45 messages/49 ---
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 [Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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--- #46 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #47 fediverse/322 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who would smell
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #48 messages/977 ---
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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--- #49 fediverse/4399 ---
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #50 messages/431 ---
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #51 fediverse/6316 ---
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 is "punching a bad guy" on your bucket list and if why
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--- #52 fediverse/4554 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: political-violence-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────────────┘


 can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
 simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
 poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
 
 gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
 something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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--- #53 fediverse/4659 ---
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 I am cursed to break unwritten rules and damned to forget the most arbitrary
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--- #54 fediverse/6082 ---
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 if you wanna be with me, you gotta kiss the dirt and mean it
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--- #55 fediverse/3855 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: personal         │
 └──────────────────────┘


 well, guess I'm a bad person again, this sucks. >.
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--- #56 fediverse/4940 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #57 fediverse/5750 ---
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 I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
 cool people and places and things... alas
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--- #58 bluesky#5 ---
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 too bad everyone knows their own truth.
 
 [a good bit while later]
 
 wao I wonder what this es: "ow oof ouch owwie my religion"
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--- #59 fediverse/1747 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: scary-curse-beware │
 └────────────────────────┘


 may all your victories be pyrrhic
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--- #60 fediverse/2363 ---
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 Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
 opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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--- #61 fediverse/2082 ---
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 I have bad teeth, but I smile anyway, because I want you to like me, but not
 for my teeth.
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--- #62 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #63 fediverse/3180 ---
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 I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
 seen by everyone around.
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--- #64 bluesky#23 ---
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #65 fediverse/4086 ---
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #66 fediverse/4495 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────┘


 I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
 
 I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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--- #67 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #68 messages/929 ---
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 {[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #69 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
 .
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--- #70 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #71 fediverse/1969 ---
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 @user-1117 
 
 That guy loves his job ^_^
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--- #72 fediverse/6224 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 @user-1912 
 
 cannabis :blobcatwitch:
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--- #73 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #74 fediverse/2896 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 😭 girls and their dreams 😭
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #76 fediverse/5086 ---
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 nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
 northwest, but hey here we are.
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 I miss university because of all the gay people I could hang out with.
 
 I guess I must be lonely.
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--- #78 fediverse/5249 ---
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 enemies are just guys you haven't figured out the value in cooperating with.
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--- #79 fediverse/19 ---
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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 she thinks she doesn't have any friends because she smells bad
 
 but the truth is she's lonely because she's a secret agent sent by the
 government through her dreams to spy on the aliens who think she's jesus by
 posting their conversations on a public message board
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--- #81 messages/1018 ---
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 If you want to get me to calm down, tell me this: "all you have are good
 things. Nothing here is bad."
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 oh my god what a witch
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 if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #84 fediverse/5342 ---
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 I love gay people because gay people are special precious and unique
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--- #85 fediverse/5961 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #86 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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--- #87 fediverse/733 ---
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #88 fediverse/758 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 sucks... I hope they fix your power and water soon. 
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--- #89 messages/78 ---
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 My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
 that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #90 fediverse/6446 ---
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 guard me, kindergard
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--- #91 fediverse/3478 ---
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 @user-1538 
 
 the night is short, walk on girl is about a girl walking around on a saturday
 night and getting old people drunk
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--- #92 fediverse/1986 ---
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 when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
 you?
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--- #93 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #94 fediverse/5246 ---
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 lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
 digging instrument
 
 and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
 /stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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--- #95 messages/1067 ---
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 My feet are so heavy! Whoever thought shoes were a good idea?? I mostly walk
 on padded dirt!! - said the human
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--- #96 fediverse/1814 ---
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 I can tell when I'm overbooked when I don't have energy to shower every time I
 need to go out.
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--- #97 fediverse/771 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
 nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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 ... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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--- #99 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #101 fediverse/1617 ---
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 daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
 internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
 for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
 make friends
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 they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
 
 of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
 and cucumbers
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--- #103 fediverse/1821 ---
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 better to smell like the river than the city.
 
 (Yuck. Gross.)
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--- #104 fediverse/4042 ---
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 "Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial
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--- #105 messages/967 ---
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 oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
 bugs and vulnerabilities
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--- #106 messages/228 ---
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 Wish someone would tell me how much they hate me so I knew to be ashamed
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #108 messages/276 ---
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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--- #109 fediverse/486 ---
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 @user-348
 
 noooooo the saxophone was great I promise! But I want you to explore new
 horizons too
Image shows a screenshot of a Mastodon comment, specifically the comment that the original poster is responding to.  The screenshotted comment says "I have to return to Saxophone this week. Help me pick which instrument I rent next for TodePond music."  TodePond is a Youtube Channel that shows very surreal videos about programming and cartoon frogs. It's very cool, I love it a lot.  Anyway, the original post has a poll attached. The four options are number 1: another saxophone? number 2: Cello number 3: trombone, maybe tuba and number 4: flute  the author of this toot has picked flute as their option. It received 29% of the votes, number 3 (trombone) received 29% as well, and Cello received 43%. Of note is that the first option, the option to pick another saxophone, received zero percent of the votes! Which implies that the saxophone wasn't well received.  However, the author of this toot really likes the saxophone, even though they voted for the flute in the poll, because they want the musician to expand their horizons. Because to do so is to improve themselves, which is a pretty good thing to aspire for. Anyway read what the author wrote and you'll hear what she means.
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--- #110 fediverse/1396 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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--- #111 messages/399 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
 incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
 can understand and work with.
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--- #112 fediverse/6004 ---
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 I want to make evil things and sell them to rich people to cause them to have
 a change of heart
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--- #113 fediverse/2774 ---
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 I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
 part.
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--- #114 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #115 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #116 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #117 fediverse/4036 ---
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 everyone's paying attention to you Ritz, why are you self destructing?
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--- #118 fediverse/6211 ---
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 I trade the justice of my heart for the world my mind knows it wants.
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--- #119 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #120 fediverse/2069 ---
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 I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
 chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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--- #121 fediverse/2161 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I fucking miss going to raves
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--- #122 fediverse/6349 ---
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 if all you see are allies, slow down. 
 
 never come to a stop, even through sleep.
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--- #123 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #124 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #125 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #126 fediverse/3806 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
 things
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--- #127 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #128 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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 Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
 
 it's a tree
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--- #130 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #131 fediverse/4437 ---
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 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #132 fediverse/6014 ---
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #133 notes/unboxed-cables ---
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 human porn is just cable porn for humans
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--- #134 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #135 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #136 fediverse/1143 ---
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 ah, but my dear... your "wisdom" has side effects.
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 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #138 fediverse/183 ---
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 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #139 fediverse/1394 ---
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 the sun doesn't seem as bright if you spend your days underneath it.
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--- #140 fediverse/3678 ---
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 I stopped smoking cannabis because possible job and wow... life feels between
 4 and 6 times longer
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--- #141 fediverse/3646 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #142 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #143 fediverse/4524 ---
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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--- #144 messages/167 ---
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 I'd still be a useless, horrible person even outside of capitalism.
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--- #145 fediverse/5983 ---
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 I wish I had daggers in my hair that looks like hair but I could wear whenever
 I had that hair
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 @user-1573 
 
 oh how could I forget! VIMFOLDS! Absolutely impossible for me to live without
 them tbh
a picture of a vimrc file.
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--- #147 messages/166 ---
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 What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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--- #148 fediverse/3406 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 ohhhhh I think the password is menardi. or maybe ephemeren. I forget.
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 when you're alone, everything that happens to you is personal.
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--- #150 fediverse/1547 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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--- #151 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #152 fediverse/5201 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 is okay, girl
 
 time will be richer sooner
 
 don't poop your pants just yet
 
 remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
 line your pockets with tinfoil hats
 
 beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
 handshake back
 
 if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
 com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
 
 ... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend 
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--- #153 fediverse/4489 ---
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 I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : )
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--- #154 fediverse/3689 ---
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 "mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
 
 "sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
 
 the kirby's air ride at home:
a picture of a pre-release image from Nintendo Power showing an obviously unfinished version of Kirby's Air Ride the Nintendo Gamecube game... except for Nintendo 64. Clearly it was delayed.
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--- #155 fediverse/132 ---
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 and though I am perfect, I'm better than none of you.
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--- #156 fediverse/3611 ---
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #157 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #158 fediverse/5209 ---
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 fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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--- #159 fediverse/5310 ---
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 you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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--- #160 fediverse/1733 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 eye of the dark hole
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--- #161 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #162 fediverse/1764 ---
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 Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of  pumping oil out of the ground,
 we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
 thousand years
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--- #163 fediverse/6007 ---
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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--- #164 fediverse/4650 ---
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 my life is already ruined. I pee my pants all the time and I got no dollars.
 why shouldn't I be strange on the internet?
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--- #165 fediverse/469 ---
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 something something brb watching a Perun video
 
 https://www.youtube.com/@user-343
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--- #166 messages/1161 ---
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 "hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
 mother."
 
 - some ice guy somewhere probably
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 the spirits are telling me to hang out with homeless people and do fentanyl
 again.
 
 haha weird, gonna try resisting that if I can.
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--- #168 fediverse/1895 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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--- #169 fediverse/1249 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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--- #170 fediverse/4304 ---
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 "mom can we have some trans girls"
 
 "no, we have trans girls at home"
 
 the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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--- #171 fediverse/4782 ---
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 brb gonna take a nap and play some video games for a couple whenevers, hope I
 was useful
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--- #172 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #173 fediverse/5450 ---
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 "cool it with the psychic posting"
 
 ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
 somewhere wants to see it.
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--- #174 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #175 fediverse/5503 ---
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 I bet if you put me and my cat next to a glass wall with a cougar inside after
 a while that big cat would be domesticated
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--- #176 fediverse/5269 ---
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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--- #177 fediverse/641 ---
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #178 fediverse/4085 ---
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 I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I
 start feeling the urge to do pushups
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--- #179 fediverse/474 ---
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 I'm huuuuuuuuungry
 
 ah yes, my human body fails me
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--- #180 fediverse/6297 ---
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 but I wanna go outside :(
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--- #181 fediverse/1842 ---
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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--- #182 fediverse/5060 ---
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 all of my memories of diablo are of dungeon siege.
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--- #183 messages/663 ---
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #184 fediverse/4480 ---
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 what, you're telling me you don't constantly have the voices of the past
 whispering words into your ear like "FACE THEM" or whatever? Huh must suck to
 be you
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--- #185 messages/523 ---
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 You know all those times you did really horny things for no reason? Those are
 times when someone was having a wet dream to your life.
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--- #186 messages/392 ---
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 Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
 waste of potential!
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--- #187 fediverse/5771 ---
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 a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
 
 an excellent breakfast.
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--- #188 fediverse/2130 ---
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 nuts wait hang on ummmm how about FIST
 
 [2020 occurs]
 
 whoa worst year ever. Okay, um...
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--- #189 fediverse/1707 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 well to the prison of the ancients
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--- #190 fediverse/5089 ---
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 I can't see very well. I need bifocals, but like... reversed, so the
 close-range thing is at the top and the long-range is at the bottom, just to
 see how terrible it'd be
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--- #191 fediverse/2963 ---
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 @user-1248 
 
 ohhhh hehe that's a vibe too ^_^
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--- #192 fediverse/2551 ---
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 dogdogdogdogdogdogdog
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--- #193 fediverse/130 ---
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 there is nothing about you that is worse than me. and I'm perfect!
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--- #194 fediverse/2668 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #195 fediverse/4072 ---
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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--- #196 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #197 fediverse/141 ---
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 @user-135 if you're cringing at past behavior, then you've learned and grown
 enough to see the mistakes of the past in sharp contrast to your temperament
 in the present.
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--- #198 fediverse/4634 ---
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 @user-1719 
 
 did you see any erections on the nude beach? you must be in the southern
 hemisphere, I'd freeze my tits off here.
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--- #199 fediverse/1770 ---
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 the cool kids are doing graffiti
 
 the smart ones have something to say
 
 the clever ones do it at night
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--- #200 fediverse/6278 ---
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 @user-1429 
 
 do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
 or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
 and leave it in a public place or~
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