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 "mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
 
 "sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
 
 the kirby's air ride at home:
a picture of a pre-release image from Nintendo Power showing an obviously unfinished version of Kirby's Air Ride the Nintendo Gamecube game... except for Nintendo 64. Clearly it was delayed.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4304 ---
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 "mom can we have some trans girls"
 
 "no, we have trans girls at home"
 
 the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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--- #2 messages/663 ---
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #4 fediverse/4024 ---
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 my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
 other people who visit the house.
 
 but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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--- #5 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #6 fediverse/1669 ---
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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--- #7 fediverse/892 ---
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 @user-622 
 
 ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
 screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
 
 frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
 good men-at-arms gone T.T
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--- #8 fediverse/733 ---
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #9 fediverse/3180 ---
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 I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
 seen by everyone around.
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--- #10 fediverse/3892 ---
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 "they should make clothing stores for tall people"
 
 uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
 
 "yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
 
 smh
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--- #11 fediverse/3002 ---
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 "come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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--- #12 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #13 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #14 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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 I want a revolution because i want to be at home in my homeland.
 
 Look at me! Be as me! I yearn to tell my friends. But they're too busy being
 like themselves.
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 I want to drink mai tais on a beach T.T
 
 alas, it's winter, and I'm poor
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--- #17 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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 some people prepare for revolution like a boy gets ready for a party
 
 others do so like a girl packing for a weekend trip to vegas
 
 I do it like a kid who forgot the paper was due on monday in 7th period and so
 spends their entire lunch period writing it (missing 4th in the process
 because the conclusion paragraph was giving me difficulty)
 
 but I think no matter how you do it, we're all just waiting for something to
 happen.
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--- #19 fediverse/1648 ---
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 "oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
 knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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 "hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
 mother."
 
 - some ice guy somewhere probably
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