=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 "mom can we have some trans girls"
 
 "no, we have trans girls at home"
 
 the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/3689 ---
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 "mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
 
 "sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
 
 the kirby's air ride at home:
a picture of a pre-release image from Nintendo Power showing an obviously unfinished version of Kirby's Air Ride the Nintendo Gamecube game... except for Nintendo 64. Clearly it was delayed.
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--- #2 messages/663 ---
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #3 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #4 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #5 fediverse/1669 ---
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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--- #6 fediverse/1045 ---
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 @user-5 
 
 god is trans, why else would [redacted] hang out on the fediverse?
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--- #7 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #8 fediverse/1517 ---
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 if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
 they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
 other? the poor dears.
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 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #10 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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 "hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
 mother."
 
 - some ice guy somewhere probably
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--- #12 fediverse/733 ---
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #13 fediverse/5318 ---
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 "grandpa trump" is synonymous with hitler in some circles
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--- #14 fediverse/3190 ---
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 "oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
 else's problem"
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--- #15 fediverse/4024 ---
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 my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
 other people who visit the house.
 
 but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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--- #16 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #17 fediverse/5965 ---
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 "you're too loud, weirdo"
 
 okayyyyy
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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 when I first came to the fediverse everyone was so fucking cute
 
 now everyone's all somber all the time.
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--- #20 messages/930 ---
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 <bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
 used for.
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