=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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"you're too loud, weirdo"
okayyyyy
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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huh that's weird
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--- #2 fediverse/5269 ---
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"girl why do you talk"
girl why do you listen
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"you don't seem autistic"
wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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--- #4 fediverse/5124 ---
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #6 messages/49 ---
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[Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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--- #7 fediverse/1908 ---
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@user-1100 @user-1074
haha what the fuck
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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oh my god what a witch
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--- #11 fediverse/4855 ---
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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oh, reddit. you're so silly.
![Typical day for a neoliberal: • Wake up at 10 AM in my 5-over-1 apartment in the “Arts District” of a major US city. • Walk downstairs to a conveniently located coffee shop (since I live in a mixed-used zoning area) to get a half soy milk half oat milk latte with a vegan scone made by a queer Guatemalan migrant bakery. • Ride the train to work while listening to “The Daily” podcast. Nod in agreement whenever Michael Barbaro goes “hmmm!” • Get to work, immediately take lunch break. Grab tacos at the immigrant-owned truck conveniently located across the street. Talk about rewatching DUNE last week. • Back to work after lunch, spend 4 hours ruthlessly exploiting the working class in the global south & outsourcing American jobs to China. • Busy day at work: got to close 2 coal plants and a steel mill, import 1,000 Haitians to build windmills and ADUs, and demolish 200 single-family homes to make way for low-income shipping container housing before 5 PM. • Done for the day, take train back home, listen to NPR on the ride home. • Gym time! Time for low-impact Pilates in an old factory that was converted into a loft space. • Grab dinner with my polycule at a Sweetgreen, pay $25 for an endive & kale salad with soy protein. • Head down the street to a local hard kombucha bar, throw back some brews with the boys they/thems. • Stop by CVS for my monthly COVID vaccine booster. [text continues in next picture]](/similar-different/media/c6ed696d3291c7d4.png "Typical day for a neoliberal: • Wake up at 10 AM in my 5-over-1 apartment in the “Arts District” of a major US city. • Walk downstairs to a conveniently located coffee shop (since I live in a mixed-used zoning area) to get a half soy milk half oat milk latte with a vegan scone made by a queer Guatemalan migrant bakery. • Ride the train to work while listening to “The Daily” podcast. Nod in agreement whenever Michael Barbaro goes “hmmm!” • Get to work, immediately take lunch break. Grab tacos at the immigrant-owned truck conveniently located across the street. Talk about rewatching DUNE last week. • Back to work after lunch, spend 4 hours ruthlessly exploiting the working class in the global south & outsourcing American jobs to China. • Busy day at work: got to close 2 coal plants and a steel mill, import 1,000 Haitians to build windmills and ADUs, and demolish 200 single-family homes to make way for low-income shipping container housing before 5 PM. • Done for the day, take train back home, listen to NPR on the ride home. • Gym time! Time for low-impact Pilates in an old factory that was converted into a loft space. • Grab dinner with my polycule at a Sweetgreen, pay $25 for an endive & kale salad with soy protein. • Head down the street to a local hard kombucha bar, throw back some brews with the boys they/thems. • Stop by CVS for my monthly COVID vaccine booster. [text continues in next picture]")
![[continued from first picture] • Get home, time to unwind by playing video games that solely feature female and/or minority protagonists. • Time for bed, unwind with a nice glass of warm soy milk. Read Why Nations Fail before going to sleep. This post has been fact-checked by gun shooting, Ford truck driving, steak eating, high blood pressure having, liberal hating, slightly jaundiced, Walmart shopping, Fox News watching, small-town living, real bonafide American Patriots. 1 like = 1 prayer.](/similar-different/media/492dcd10ba9f1229.jpeg "[continued from first picture] • Get home, time to unwind by playing video games that solely feature female and/or minority protagonists. • Time for bed, unwind with a nice glass of warm soy milk. Read Why Nations Fail before going to sleep. This post has been fact-checked by gun shooting, Ford truck driving, steak eating, high blood pressure having, liberal hating, slightly jaundiced, Walmart shopping, Fox News watching, small-town living, real bonafide American Patriots. 1 like = 1 prayer.")
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initiate crazy talking:
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--- #14 messages/913 ---
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girls are so stupid [me lol]
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@user-192
omggg me too!
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awawawa
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awawawa
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@user-78
elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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@user-1248
ohhhh hehe that's a vibe too ^_^
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@user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262
heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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