=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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I found a new hat in the dumpster today! This one is designed to prevent
damage to the cranium, which is a pretty neat thing to put on your head. It's
a little wet but once it dries out I'll see if it fits.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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"hello, if you make my hat in leather and red, I'll wear it around town in the
rain and tell people where it came from"
"no no it's okay if my sides get a bit rained on, I'll learn how to use it to
stay warm."
"hi, can you make it 2 inches here and a bit thicker here?"
"sure I'll show you how I wear it. Here's some things that I wear alongside
it."
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--- #2 fediverse/1164 ---
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@user-874 @user-875
I wear mine every time I go outside
what kind of issues do you encounter? If you tilt the brim you can hide your
eyes from people who are looking at you funny. Or are you in one of those
scary places that doesn't allow for freedom of expression?
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--- #3 fediverse/4687 ---
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"girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
your backpack"
yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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--- #5 fediverse/243 ---
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one neat thing about wearing many layers of clothes is that you get a bunch of
new pockets.
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--- #6 messages/983 ---
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an axe is just a blade mounted at the end of a round with a right angle and
thin but stable circumference.
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--- #7 fediverse/3144 ---
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #8 fediverse/1209 ---
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if your witch hat has a brim that looks like a circle then you're wearing it
backwards.
witch hats should fold flat. The angled part should be in front so you only
have to see a thin slice of reality, that way people are only able to see your
eyes if you look directly at them.
it adds to the mystique.
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--- #9 fediverse/3495 ---
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@user-774
I know that when you recycle 3d printed things the color tends to meld
together and it looks kinda meh... but hey at least it's recycled.
though recycled filament is probably pretty rare still, so it's probably not
the kind you're thinking of.
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Um I should mention that the waterproof leather hat I mentioned earlier is
styled like a cowboy hat not like a French penis. (what a weird way to say
dildo)
Trust me it'll look great if you do it right if not ill show you how to do it
right
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@user-1074
pick the size that'll fit on your hips, then pick materials that are stretchy
(but won't make you sweat)
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--- #12 fediverse/359 ---
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@user-258
neat! explains why I haven't died from dehydration so far... Although my teeth
are looking a little eroded from all the vinegar-acid : )
Dear teeth: some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
At least with sugar you can brush and floss...
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witch hat with styrofoam and fabric and a leather strap harness like a fur suit
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still waiting for a brand of kitty litter that absorbs moisture at about the
same rate that you need to replace it...
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@user-1800
also googly eyes on sunglasses to fuck with their eye-movement-tracking
... wait, then you wouldn't be able to see. okay how about you place the
googly eyes on the forehead part of a HELMET of some kind, which should help
protect your "not-gonna-get-back-up" parts from harm.
and don't forget sunglasses because they help with the UV-ray violet
radicalization.
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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I found a second pair of shorts! This pair is black, thank goodness. Makes the
style guide much easier.
gonna make some oatmeal or rice and then hop on my bike.
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@user-570
like, a bullet proof vest made out of hat?
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a small jar of instant coffee in your backpack can help if you need to stay
awake for a time, perhaps to walk a distance you didn't expect, or to listen
for those who would harm you.
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lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
digging instrument
and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
/stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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