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 it's always a good idea to wear multiple layers, especially when it's decently
 cold out.
 
 make sure they're different colors. Ideally, one layer totally black, the
 other completely colorful.
 
 then if you ever need to you can strip one layer and become someone else.
 They're just clothes, they grow on trees in stores.
 
 speaking of stores, if you're ever going to do anything spicy, make sure you
 wear that outfit exactly once, unless it's all black. Jeans are okay too since
 they all usually look pretty similar.
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 one of the perks of layering like this is if you ever need to share clothes
 with someone slightly larger than yourself, you can! Doesn't work so well with
 smaller, though.
 
 Also if you get hot indoors because some people think we need to run heaters
 24/7 (???) then you can just remove a layer or two. it's the most versatile
 way to clothe oneself.
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 "hello, if you make my hat in leather and red, I'll wear it around town in the
 rain and tell people where it came from"
 
 "no no it's okay if my sides get a bit rained on, I'll learn how to use it to
 stay warm."
 
 "hi, can you make it 2 inches here and a bit thicker here?" 
 
 "sure I'll show you how I wear it. Here's some things that I wear alongside
 it."
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 one neat thing about wearing many layers of clothes is that you get a bunch of
 new pockets.
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--- #4 fediverse/5192 ---
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 tailoring clothes to fit multiple people is easy. Just add buttons at a
 certain distance in the direction their bodies grew different. Then, when
 donning or doffing the piece of equipment, the various users would button the
 clothing system to their bodies at the correct position, rather than whatever
 the fabric had been cut to allow.
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--- #5 fediverse/2255 ---
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 If you're packing for a long car ride, it's a good idea to put the things
 you'll need first near the top of the bag, and the things you'll need at your
 destination at the bottom.
 
 if you don't know where you're going, well then just try and pack more of the
 essentials.
 
 for example sandwiches go at the top, because you're going to be eating them
 en route.
 
 however clean underwear should probably be near the bottom.
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 "hey, friend, you know what I wear. here's my outfits, take whatever you'd
 like to fit in. what looks best on you? feel free to return the item if it
 doesn't work out for you. or if you found a better one. there's a couple
 things that I really feel I belong to, so let me see before I let you walk out
 with them. that way I know it's just you, and not some bozo who doesn't know
 their worth to me."every store in the mall
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 if your witch hat has a brim that looks like a circle then you're wearing it
 backwards.
 
 witch hats should fold flat. The angled part should be in front so you only
 have to see a thin slice of reality, that way people are only able to see your
 eyes if you look directly at them.
 
 it adds to the mystique.
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 I keep having dreams where I tell people to wear their colors. Longtime
 readers will know of which colors I speak. I hope I'm not psychically giving
 anyone ideas...
 
 listen, there's nothing wrong with red white and blue. All I'm saying is that
 you should know what it means to you. Does the power that wields those colors
 believe as you do? if not, then pick different colors until it starts to make
 sense. if not, then fight back until it starts to make sense. if not, you've
 got some work to do.
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 if you want to fight ice, patrol your neighborhoods where all the mexicans
 live.
 bring a gun if you're willing to die for liberty.
 
 Don't wear all black. Wear your favorite outfit, to be remembered.
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 if you want a fashion trend to come back into style, you can't just jump right
 into wearing capes. you gotta start with scarves, then skirts worn around your
 shoulders, then maybe you can wear capes.
 
 many things are like this. gardening, not architecture.
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 it's usually good to have some beer on hand. Just in case someone else should
 need it.
 
 Same with a lot of things, like common medicines and dietary requirements.
 Frankly each of us should have a well-stocked pantry, tended to by a
 quartermaster who knew what held worth. But hey that's just team dynamics,
 what can I say that's with more mirth?
 
 [okay fine I'll be sillier, I promise]
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 doom is like sand thrown on a fire.
 
 don't spread it unless you are intentional about it. sometimes it's good to
 smother fires. other times it's cathartic. that's okay.
 
 but keep in mind the future goals. where are we trying to get to in the near
 future? work towards that. your emotions are fuel, not despair to wallow in.
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 "they should make clothing stores for tall people"
 
 uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
 
 "yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
 
 smh
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 "girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
 your backpack"
 
 yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
 you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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I don't even lock my front door anymore
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 look, it's alright if you have a pile of clothes on your bedroom floor.
 Just... please make sure it doesn't connect to your mattress. Bugs can climb
 up it and bite you in your sleep. Trust me.
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 wanna know how to go underground?
 
 just... don't leave your apartment. let your roommates take out your trash and
 buy your groceries. don't open your windows and do nothing for as long as
 possible.
 
 hope you got lots of edibles... get in shape, will ya? don't waste the paper
 in your journals.
 
 not that I intend to do that or anything, but um. for the red states maybe?
 use your best judgement yeah haha
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 I think it'd be neat if there was a job or social role that involved getting     │
 to know someone's style and then visiting clothing stores with their             │
 preferences in mind and shopping for like, 10 people at once.                    │
 then they could take the clothes to each person's house and be like "hey, do     │
 you want this? would it fit you?" and they'd be like "yeah" or "sure" because    │
 honestly who's gonna say no, that's just rude, its like telling the              │
 hairdresser your haircut stinks. BUT they'd also say "okay give me your least    │
 favorites in exchange" and then they'd trade with the clothing stores or         │
 whatever to try and get people exactly what they like over the course of         │
 months or years or however long.                                                 │
 I don't like shopping for clothes : (                                            │
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 for clothes.                                                                     │
 so I think it'd be neat if there was a way to enable them to help people as      │
 they'd like, and as the people being helped would like.                          │
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 the only uniform I can imagine in the modern age is jeans. they're the most
 practical clothes. very flexible in style.
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 maybe if I wear the same clothes everyday people will be more likely to
 remember me
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