=== ANCHOR POEM === ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── look, it's alright if you have a pile of clothes on your bedroom floor. Just... please make sure it doesn't connect to your mattress. Bugs can climb up it and bite you in your sleep. Trust me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/167 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-150 leave it dusty. if you're concerned, throw a can of compressed air at it and see what you can get done. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/3579 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── If you want to clean your room, try pushing everything loose into a pile in the center. Then, sit down next to it and sort things into piles. "here's a pen pile, here's a paper pile, here's a rubber band pile, here's a trash pile" etc etc. Then, when you can't reach anything more or the piles are too large, find a spot for them in the bookcase or drawer or wherever. If you can't, then reorganize. If you still can't, then pick things to get rid of. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/5539 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals put them on the counter NEXT to the sink [it's not arbitrary it's just better] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/2095 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun! Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/5700 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/865 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── first step to cleaning a kitchen is always to unload the dishwasher. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/184 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food │ └──────────────────────┘ sigh alright look. I'll make you a sandwich just this once but you really gotta get your cravings under control. this should be a "sometimes" thing for special occasions. what's that? you want clean clothes and a shower? get outta here ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/2734 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ holy shit I have a lot of laundry to do in the bathtub today. have I really not showered all week? ? ? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/4307 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── the easiest part of cleaning is taking out the trash the hardest part of cleaning is deciding what belongs in the trash ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/6407 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't damage clothes ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ --- #11 fediverse/3632 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── @user-1268 make sure you clean grease and such from appliances too! Like, sometimes previous renters will spill something down the side of the oven and you won't notice because it's right up against the wall / cabinet / fridge... if you can, pull them out a bit and check to see if there's anything you can clean. Cockroaches will eat grease and can live off of it for a long time. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/1334 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to make sure you didn't pee your pants ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/1161 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── if you aren't careful, the stuff you own will come to own you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/771 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── @user-192 yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/2260 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please eat your vegetables when you can. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/3512 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: gross-food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────┘ you know all that gross-food-mentioned in your refrigerator? today's the day when you clean it out. It's okay, I know it's hard, but you can do it. It's gotta happen sometime. just make sure you take out the trash after doing so. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/381 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── when your home directory scrolls up and off the top of your screen, it's time to do some cleaning. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/1540 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: gross │ └──────────────────────┘ I don't know who needs to hear this, but... I know it's gross. Once it's in the trash, you never need to think about it again. You can do it, just get through it. It'll be fine. You can wash your hands. Here, use some gloves. It's okay. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 messages/685 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my pajamas, c'mon. If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that situation ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/5012 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: clothes-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ it's always a good idea to wear multiple layers, especially when it's decently cold out. make sure they're different colors. Ideally, one layer totally black, the other completely colorful. then if you ever need to you can strip one layer and become someone else. They're just clothes, they grow on trees in stores. speaking of stores, if you're ever going to do anything spicy, make sure you wear that outfit exactly once, unless it's all black. Jeans are okay too since they all usually look pretty similar. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┘ |