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 Anytime someone updates their profile picture it should get a period of like,
 two weeks where it turns into a gif which cycles back and forth between the
 new and the old picture, so that followers can remember who is who
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2423 ---
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 does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
 and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
 chronological viewing specifically.
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--- #2 fediverse/4090 ---
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 some people view feeds
 
 some people view timelines
 
 sometimes people do both
 
 (it depends on what you feel like)
 
 viewing a feed gives you a sense of context
 
 viewing a timeline gives you a sense of identity
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--- #3 fediverse/1923 ---
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 double-clicking the star button to let someone know you liked their comment
 without saving it to your "liked posts" feed (which btw is quite fun to scroll
 through if you want to feel nostalgic)
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--- #4 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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--- #5 messages/411 ---
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 My favorite thing about chatGPT is that its only useful to people who already
 know what they're doing and just need reminders or clarification about
 specifics.
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--- #6 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #7 fediverse/2656 ---
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 people who like you
 
 or at least are interested in what you have to say
 
 versus public, which is people who can hear you (because they happened to be
 listening at that time of day)
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--- #8 messages/85 ---
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 You can learn a lot about someone by asking how long their commute is.
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--- #9 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #10 fediverse/3741 ---
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 you can only be yourself once, and it happens while you're alive.
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--- #11 fediverse/5612 ---
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 you know, [you can just randomize your profile every time you log in] .... oh
 there was a stack overflow at the last one so
you know, you can just randomize your profile every time you log in  "something something stack overflow - what does an orange website that looks like it's from our parents generation have to do with ancient prehistoric mammals?"  wait are those the ones with the tusks  "yeah totally. Huh what a weird way to build a collection."
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--- #12 fediverse/4108 ---
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 what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
 followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
 switch between with the push of a button
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--- #13 messages/1390 ---
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 Are you donating your clothes or are you "returning them to Fashion"?
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 reboosting something is an invitation to your followers to comment on it,
 change my mind
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--- #15 fediverse/5079 ---
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 what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
 post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
 paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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 also applies for alt-text on pictures for people with screenreaders
 
 something something "if I play both sides, then I'm always right!"
four panel meme of a cute girl with sunglasses and a bow in her hair.  first panel she's like "nah, no thank you" while gesturing dismissively with her hand and turning away.  second panel is what she's against - it shows text saying: "Putting content warnings on your posts so that the data can be used in a dataset for an LLM that has been sanitized from political content thus depriving it of context in a post truth world"  third panel she's like "yeah, I like this one instead." and she's smiling and pointing a finger at the fourth panel, which reads:  "content warning your posts so that you don't hurt other people's feelings or trigger vulnerable people who are just trying to laugh at memes or have a decent life in the face of trauma and woe"
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--- #17 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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 @user-192 
 
 oh! THAT'S what the "followers only" button is for! Doh.
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--- #19 messages/486 ---
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 You can find a lot of interesting pictures by going to the "media" tab of
 various random discord servers you've been in since forever
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--- #20 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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