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 does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
 and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
 chronological viewing specifically.
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--- #1 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #2 fediverse/261 ---
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 does anyone know of a Firefox addon that will automagically zoom any document
 on the web such that there are approximately 80 characters per line?
 
 #firefox
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--- #3 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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--- #4 fediverse/6141 ---
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 fediverse software that downloads every post you've ever seen to your hard
 drive in an easy-to-read text file so you can go back and look at it later
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--- #5 messages/411 ---
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 My favorite thing about chatGPT is that its only useful to people who already
 know what they're doing and just need reminders or clarification about
 specifics.
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--- #6 fediverse/4930 ---
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 hi does anyone know of an app that non tech people could use that's like
 "signal but organized like discord" with channels and threads and such?
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--- #7 fediverse/5552 ---
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 I once heard that when you click a link, the developer of the website can tell
 which website you came from. idk if that's true or not.
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--- #8 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #9 messages/85 ---
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 You can learn a lot about someone by asking how long their commute is.
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--- #10 fediverse/4427 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I am the infohazard but I have that "automatically expand CW" post marked off.
 I like to click them each time, and with CWs it makes it easier to scroll back
 a couple months to find what you're looking for.
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--- #11 fediverse/2220 ---
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 @user-1203 
 
 Hey, you're the one asking about url-length, which isn't something that most
 people are concerned about due to automatic embeds and "tap-to-visit"
 functionality 😋
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--- #12 fediverse/2656 ---
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 people who like you
 
 or at least are interested in what you have to say
 
 versus public, which is people who can hear you (because they happened to be
 listening at that time of day)
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--- #13 fediverse/3640 ---
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 eye tracked kindle that reads aloud the words you're looking at so you get
 visual and audio books at the same time
 
 bonus points if it does so in your own voice (give it a few years)
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--- #14 fediverse/3641 ---
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 @user-619
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--- #15 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #16 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #17 fediverse/618 ---
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 Can't stop thinking 
 
 [the rest is left blank, as a testament to the inability of the author to
 express their thoughts in a temporally contextual way. Presumably the previous
 text would be followed by an "about..." with the rest dedicated to a
 particular thought that felt important enough to share with the internet.]
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--- #18 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #19 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #20 fediverse/986 ---
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 adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not
 formatting or grammar.
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--- #21 fediverse/5109 ---
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 does anyone know of a website where I can host videos on my neocities that
 isn't youtube? maybe something I can set up on my own server computer at home
 like a file server or something? how do I do that, what should I google, which
 is the easiest and closest to the metal tools I can use? [practical, sensible,
 courageous. these are the adjectives we need.]
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--- #22 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #23 fediverse/641 ---
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #24 fediverse/112 ---
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 I live through the moments where I find a folder of stuff I made that I forgot
 about and I can go back and see it for the first time.
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--- #25 fediverse/6418 ---
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 great discoveries are just rants that end with something unknown or an
 unsolved question [breakthrough]
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--- #26 fediverse/3366 ---
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 I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your friend sends you a paragraph
 you don't have to respond with a paragraph.
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--- #27 fediverse/562 ---
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 when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
 unremarkable at your leisure.
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--- #28 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #29 messages/1204 ---
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 when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman
 president. what they want is a kind old lady.
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--- #30 fediverse/1708 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 people who don't write have no idea who they are. perhaps in time they will
 know enough to describe themselves with newfound language they never knew how
 to wield.
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--- #31 fediverse/840 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 does checking yourself into a mental hospital / the morgue count as a
 political option?
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 hey, you know how historically they used to lobotomize young women who were
 too fiery, passionate, independent, driven, motivated, and clairvoyant?
 
 they did that on purpose.
 
 that was less than a lifetime ago.
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--- #33 messages/765 ---
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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--- #34 messages/770 ---
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 There are some pieces of software where you think "oh cool, what did they
 update?" and then there are some like "oh god... What did they update?"
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--- #35 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #36 fediverse/6307 ---
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 AI systems like chatGPT don't "get" emojis by looking at them.
 
 They're reading the description tagged onto the unicode value inserted in the
 text.
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--- #37 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #38 fediverse/4973 ---
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 okay, uhm, I'm back again because someone told me to forward this to relevant
 people
 
 relevant link so google doesn't have to know that you're all googling the same
 thing at the same time...
 
 http://naeb.brit.org/uses/
Finally, trying to pivot towards Pacific northwestern native perennial plants (and self-seeding annuals) for food, medicine, and material; they're much more adapted to this region as far as sunlight, moisture, bungalow, microbial, avian, insect partner, and soil types are concerned, and that's not only take less work now to instigate and tend, but are much more equipped to handle the fungal infections, droughts, genetic biodiversity collapses, and fluctuating climates that are inbound.  the BRIT ethnobotany database is helpful in that regard, and given that it's based out of Texas and has gynecological herbs, it would be a really good idea for some of the tech queers in our community to duplicate a redundancy of it.
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--- #39 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #40 fediverse_boost/2965 ---
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  i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said  
  
                                                            
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--- #41 fediverse/110 ---
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 @user-95 monday is as reasonable of a day to start the universe as any,
 wouldn't you think? it is the beginning of the week, after all.
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--- #42 messages/552 ---
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 There is no past, only history 
 There is no future, only planning 
 
 Today is everywhere all the time. Nothing changes the fact that we all sleep
 at once.
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--- #43 fediverse/3798 ---
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 fellas is it gay to get a software job that pays 6 figures just to buy out all
 the mutual aid posts every time one crosses my feed??
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--- #44 fediverse/581 ---
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 @user-428 
 
 sometimes I think about how much more productive I'd be if I had a code editor
 that let me draw arrows and smiley faces and such alongside the code. Or if I
 could position things strangely, like two functions side-by-side with boxes
 drawn around them. Or diagrams or flowcharts or graphs or...
 
 something that would output to raw txt format, but would present itself as an
 image that could be edited.
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--- #45 fediverse_boost/3198 ---
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  If #Musk is allowed to say "#CivilWar is inevitable", we're allowed to say revolution and the uncompensated nationalisation of the assets of billionaires is inevitable.  
  
                                                            
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--- #46 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #47 fediverse/5079 ---
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 what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
 post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
 paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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 some people view feeds
 
 some people view timelines
 
 sometimes people do both
 
 (it depends on what you feel like)
 
 viewing a feed gives you a sense of context
 
 viewing a timeline gives you a sense of identity
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 @user-882
 
 true, and that was somehow seen as progressive ? ? ? The past was wild
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--- #50 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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 universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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--- #52 fediverse/1682 ---
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 girls who have so many tabs open that they use ctrl+T to navigate to the most
 recent tabs
 
 wishing there was a way to scroll back to the beginning... alas
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 What do I need, in this moment? A flea collar for my cat.
 
 What do we need? New institutions. Inspired by the old, or perhaps those
 not-yet-forgotten, but built on faith, kindness, love, and trust.
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--- #54 fediverse/4109 ---
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 the internet is just AI these days, and if yours isn't then consider yourself
 lucky, but also know that those days are numbered.
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--- #55 fediverse/1354 ---
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 whose idea was it to optimize our candy toward the ones with the most sugar?
 
 [wait a minute I got like 4 toots written but not posted, what the heck where
 did they come from? I'm gonna post them without reading them]
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--- #56 fediverse/2516 ---
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 According to a sign that I passed just four days ago, I have one day left.
 Whatever that means.
 
 so next week better be good.
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--- #57 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #58 fediverse_boost/6152 ---
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  What does a human slowly going insane look like to a corporation?           
                                                                              
  It looks like an additional monthly user.                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #59 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #60 fediverse/905 ---
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 having trouble naming things?
 
 just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
 trying to get across.
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--- #61 fediverse/3562 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #62 fediverse/1041 ---
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 if you follow someone and they don't follow back, does that mean you shouldn't
 comment on their posts?
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--- #63 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #64 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #65 fediverse/2015 ---
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 Hey does anyone have a link to that paper where they used wifi waves on hacked
 insecure routers to "see" through walls and build a decent enough
 visualization of what a person's doing to be roughly equivalent to
 full-body-tracking in VR? I want to see if I can make it work for VR (with
 consent)
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 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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--- #67 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #68 fediverse/1272 ---
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 get yourself a fedi friend who knows everyone and boosts the cool people
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--- #69 fediverse/2622 ---
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 what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
 output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
 
 WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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--- #70 fediverse/3449 ---
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 Hey. Are you bored on this lovely Saturday afternoon? Why not go and tidy up
 your cable management? I know it's a rats nest but it's gotta get better
 somehow.
 
 ritz, it's Monday.
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--- #71 fediverse/4950 ---
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 have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
 
 I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
 possession time. woohoo.
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--- #72 fediverse/3694 ---
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 if advertisers feel comfortable putting an ad on your profile then you're not
 using the fediverse correctly
 
 if anyone tells you how to use the fediverse then they're using the fediverse
 wrong
 
 if anyone ever tells you to do anything ever at all for any reason you are
 legally obligated to bite their flesh
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--- #73 fediverse/4399 ---
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #74 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #75 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #76 fediverse/4108 ---
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 what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
 followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
 switch between with the push of a button
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--- #77 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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--- #78 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #79 fediverse/6204 ---
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 │ CW: scary            │
 └──────────────────────┘


 if the christians got killed rid all of the queers they'd miss them within
 years. not decades. then, they would never forget them. neither within years,
 nor decades.
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--- #80 fediverse/169 ---
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 @user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
 me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
 did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
 encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
 language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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--- #81 fediverse/308 ---
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 when tech people are hurt by technology they say "how can I fix this? what do
 I need to install? what configuration should I use? is this company ethical,
 or are they going to hurt me in the future? could I make something that fixes
 this myself?"
 
 when non-tech people are hurt by technology they say "okay" because they don't
 have the bandwidth to figure it out.
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--- #82 fediverse/5590 ---
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 vibe coding is just writing comments in increasing detail until the generated
 code matches what you need.
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--- #83 fediverse/67 ---
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 @user-73 Yeah if I wanted a timeline I'd post on my website. Which I'm too
 lazy to do.
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--- #84 messages/1177 ---
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 it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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--- #85 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #86 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #87 fediverse_boost/4925 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  still waiting to find the energy and headspace to write an irritated blog post about why the fact that most toolchains are like 80% of the learning curve for those who are just getting into programming (especially on windows)  
  
                                                            
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--- #88 fediverse/5152 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 keep in mind...
 
 trump is not their endgame.
 
 what is he doing?
 
 sabotaging our institutions without warrant or respite
 
 prepare for foes that would benefit from degraded institutions.
 
 who's right when nobody controls the truth?
 
 were they ever truly right?
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--- #89 fediverse/962 ---
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 when considering the benefit of the doubt, consider doubting the benefit of
 consideration.
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--- #90 fediverse/2191 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 You cared, and anyone who cares about you cares.
 
 If you find a guitar, cherish it.
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--- #91 fediverse/1722 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
 rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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--- #92 fediverse/2363 ---
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 Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
 opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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--- #93 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #94 fediverse/1923 ---
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 double-clicking the star button to let someone know you liked their comment
 without saving it to your "liked posts" feed (which btw is quite fun to scroll
 through if you want to feel nostalgic)
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--- #95 fediverse/1825 ---
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 if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
 anything they want to keep hidden.
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--- #96 fediverse/5209 ---
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 fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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--- #97 fediverse/4336 ---
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 gonna play more video games, currently have 11 tabs of written posts open in
 my browser...
 
 (okay a few of them get a little off-topic, but hey I have ADHD what do you
 expect of me)
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--- #98 bluesky#38 ---
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #99 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #100 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #101 fediverse/1810 ---
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 some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
 and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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--- #102 fediverse/1986 ---
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 when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
 you?
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--- #103 fediverse/2668 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: meta-adjacent, but fedi and Internet cultures in general too │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #104 messages/392 ---
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 Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
 waste of potential!
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--- #105 fediverse/5314 ---
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 people are so afraid of defamation lawsuits that they'll refrain from posting
 things like "steam could technically see everything going on on your screen"
 
 what will you say in front of a phone?
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--- #106 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #107 fediverse_boost/6017 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Linux admins when they have to use Windows: :/                              
                                                                              
  Windows admins when they have to use Linux: :\                              
  
                                                            
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--- #108 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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--- #109 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #110 fediverse/4024 ---
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 my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
 other people who visit the house.
 
 but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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--- #111 fediverse/5823 ---
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 the firsthing a helpful comrade would do with their mistakes is bring
 attention to them.
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--- #112 fediverse/4940 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #113 fediverse/1891 ---
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 @user-1091 
 
 I knowwww some people are just thorny and prickly I guess.
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--- #114 fediverse/4072 ---
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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--- #115 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #116 messages/679 ---
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 What if we paid people to administer a database of people who needed mutual
 aid so we could keep track of them, organize them, and care for them?
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--- #117 fediverse/1617 ---
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 daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
 internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
 for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
 make friends
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--- #118 messages/111 ---
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 When someone remakes content into a different expression like a remake or
 reboot or whatever it gives a different message in its meaning - some
 circumstances and characters can apply for more than one message I'm it's
 meaning
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--- #119 fediverse/2465 ---
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 @user-970 
 
 to me, "early" is "before my foe"
 
 which is right on time.
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--- #120 fediverse/1362 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 it suddenly became relevant in your life for a different reason and you wanted
 to share it again to see if anyone wanted to talk about it so you could
 explain your feelings and see perspective from someone who's maybe approaching
 the same or similar thing from a slightly different angle?
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--- #121 fediverse/946 ---
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 @user-661 
 
 so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
 from ruling your life?
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--- #122 fediverse/5961 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #123 fediverse/183 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food             │
 └──────────────────────┘


 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #124 fediverse/3453 ---
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 my favorite thing about strategy is how it can be abstracted!
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--- #125 fediverse/597 ---
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 would your ancestors be more upset that you threw away a glowstick, or jealous
 that you can wear a firefly bracelet?
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--- #126 fediverse/1181 ---
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 @user-171 
 
 Hi, I wanted to say that all the posts you boost significantly improve my time
 on the fediverse. I appreciate you and value you, and my feed is made more
 engaging due to  the things you find interesting enough to share. Thank you.
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--- #127 messages/400 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees truth in dazzling displays of colors unknown to man,
 while the neurotypical sees truth in shades of gray that can be reasoned with.
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--- #128 fediverse/5460 ---
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 if you sit down to write and nothing comes to mind, then either nothing needs
 to be said or maybe you should spend time reading instead.
 
 ... okey dokey, time to read I guess.
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--- #129 fediverse_boost/668 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  heroism levels are 86% and steady                                           
                                                                              
  (86%)  ■■■■■■■■□□                                                           
  
                                                            
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--- #130 fediverse/4266 ---
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 whoops, forgot to post these all at once last night. Here ya go
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--- #131 fediverse/3869 ---
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 fedi is just an invitation to visit the lives of other people going through
 things at the speed of time
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--- #132 fediverse/5042 ---
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 if fedi isn't a real social media site and instead just an AI project, then
 what does that tell you when the most interesting things to read on the
 internet are on fedi?
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--- #133 fediverse/1233 ---
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 low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
 but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #134 fediverse/676 ---
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 would be nice if the Fediverse wouldn't let you post something on Mastodon
 unless you filled out a content warning for it.
 
 sorta like a post title on Reddit, allowing people to say "nah I don't feel
 like reading something from X perspective right now"
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--- #135 fediverse/2623 ---
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 have you ever noticed the people on Mastodon who used to have cool and
 interesting ideas but now just kinda repeat the same basic things over and
 over again?
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--- #136 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #137 fediverse/3407 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 there's only a password so that if the zip archive is displaced from it's
 context it's harder to read.
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--- #138 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #139 fediverse/4770 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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--- #140 fediverse_boost/4874 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  .                                                                           
                                                                              
  RE: https://tech.lgbt/users/CordiallyChloe/statuses/113957636149012456      
  
                                                            
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--- #141 fediverse/2101 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... wait, who does that? Do you think they're a bot?
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--- #142 messages/399 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
 incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
 can understand and work with.
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--- #143 fediverse/3620 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 Yep! back in the day be-fore "four play" you could generally only single-play,
 and for "four play" you'd typically find friends be-fore play-ing.
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--- #144 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #145 fediverse/1880 ---
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 sometimes I decide against playing a Steam game because I don't want it to
 jump to the top of my "recently played" list
 
 Wish I could have like, a heatmap of when I played which game. I think that'd
 be useful for the archival process of my life.
 
 ... how pathetic, she measures her life in gameplay.
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #147 fediverse/5538 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 what do you do with the people who don't want to do that in particular and
 want to try a different sort of socialism?
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--- #148 fediverse/5214 ---
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 @user-1773 
 
 what if all programs had legally mandated APIs which had to be called every
 time text was displayed on the screen which wrote to a piece of shared memory
 with read-only privileges that could be read by text-displaying applications?
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 @user-138 if you don't want feedback then why don't you just... not open the
 replies? leave them unread? if you feel the need to justify your actions (such
 as not reading replies to your controversial posts) then somewhere deep down
 you feel like those actions are unjustified, and needing an explanation. which
 makes your point feel less valid to others, since even you don't believe in it
 enough to guarantee it to be the truest expression of your soul.
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--- #150 fediverse/498 ---
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 Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
 the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
 might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
 perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
 information presented to me.
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--- #151 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #152 messages/54 ---
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--- #153 fediverse/2898 ---
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 hi, do you want a pdf on queer theory?
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/music/stuff/things/definitely-not-porn/butts
 /a-critical-introduction-to-queer-theory.pdf
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--- #154 fediverse/97 ---
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 @user-110 Exactly! I play games to practice strategy and empathy, not to stand
 triumphant over a virtual foe. Why should I care for the lessons of others
 when mine so often go unlearnt?
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--- #156 fediverse/2812 ---
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 when you're alone, everything that happens to you is personal.
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--- #157 fediverse/4025 ---
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 the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
 in on it.
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--- #158 fediverse_boost/5196 ---
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--- #159 fediverse/1803 ---
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 games where comments on the replays show up in future chat-logs for that
 episode
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 did you know that almost everyone could technically become competitive with
 olympians? it's just a matter of single-minded focus and determination over
 lifetimes of time. they are the most admirable because of that, and we cherish
 their presence in our life-world-line.
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--- #162 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #163 fediverse/6457 ---
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 the second rule is you don't have to hang out with mortals. there are places
 you can go where they won't find you, except by accident, and then you just go
 somewhere else.
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--- #164 fediverse/3299 ---
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 what if we could record and playback certain timeframes of our CPU and RAM
 status and use it for debug purposes
 
 like running some code in a VM every time you wanted to show a youtube video
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--- #165 fediverse/2601 ---
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 @user-249 
 
 you can host anything you'd like on a raspberry pi. If the software
 requirements are within the hardware specs, of course.
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 I love watching humans get pushed through factories! they should learn what
 it's like to be [grain/grained/raisin/rain]
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTkKsnmywak
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--- #167 fediverse/6007 ---
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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 @user-367 
 
 I figured, based on what you said : )
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--- #169 fediverse/1616 ---
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 they say learning Linux is hard, but it's the only free operating system so
 really it's a question of learning Linux now, when you have time, or later,
 when you're busy.
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--- #170 fediverse/2837 ---
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 most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
 down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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--- #171 fediverse/3212 ---
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 question for anyone who knows more about this than I do - the linked image
 references an appointment on Sep 17th, but... it's august. what's up with that?
A succession of tumblr, twitter, and other social media posts about the recently deceased administrator for FurAffinity.com  from tumblr, by Fangymutt: "Dragoneer fucking died because the hospital fucked him over for a week like holy shit dude he literally stayed home because he was too broke and too sick to go back. regardless of your feelings on the dude that's so fucking grim how the US health system can just deny you a chance to live on a whim"  official post from FurAffinity: "it is with heavy hearts that we announce the sudden loss of FA's owner, @ Dragoneer. We ask for your patience and respect for his family's privacy. We remain committed to supporting each other and the community. We will keep you updated as we learn more. Thank you for your kindness."  Fangymutt adds: This wasn't a joke, by the way - and then posts several Bluesky posts from Dragoneer:  "Really? 1.6k JUST for a follow-up appointment with the pulmonologist? I mean, at least it's not 25k... again, but trying not to die in America is just absurdly expensive."  then a picture of a message from UVA Health: "You have a new estimate. Your estimated responsibility for the visit on Sep 17 is 1590.40. Your expected prepay amount is 1590.40"  then FangyMutt adds: This was the last thing he ever posted, mind you, this was on top of an INITIAL 25k charge. He was killed by corporate greed and nothing more. Fucking abysmal country.  There are several more postings, but I'm out of characters for the alt-text. Sorry
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--- #172 messages/527 ---
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 could give us some experience organizing small, short-term projects to
 accomplish specific goals and tasks in an ad-hoc way that relied less upon
 procedure and more on "I think so-and-so knows something about that, they were
 looking into those files and posted a breakdown of how they work yesterday"
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--- #173 fediverse/994 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 ... licorice is typically considered unlikable. interesting if true 😉​
 kinda wonder what it says about our collective viewpoint, as measured against
 licorice as a control variable. solely for gauging proportion, but like... an
 interesting exercise in collective orientation and comprehension.
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--- #175 fediverse/637 ---
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 your bookshelf is a list of sources you can glance to. sources you've used for
 solving mental problems, things that you've enjoyed and engaged with, things
 that taught you lessons or brought you joy - things that you shared with a
 friend or perhaps read time and time again, there in your vision to glance
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--- #176 notes/words ---
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 words
 
       messages to myself, public fediverse posts, and notes to the gods
 
                           - ri tselen menardi
                             james cameron king
                             anja rosalia vavadane
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--- #177 fediverse_boost/5147 ---
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  Need that E2EE fedi right now                                               
                                                                              
  i'd be at least 70% more feral                                              
                                                                              
  and feel cozier opening up and sharing                                      
  
                                                            
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--- #178 fediverse/3805 ---
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic.
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--- #179 messages/267 ---
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 I wonder how many things I've forgot? More every minute, I'd say, and though I
 try and chronicle them all... What's there to say?
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--- #180 fediverse/1870 ---
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 why would I want other people using my computer? They don't know how to use my
 computer! They might break something or mess something up or automatically
 read/edit my files that are stored in standard locations through the usage of
 a script which automagically scans and ransomwares machines on the internet
 who store their files in specific standardized locations! no thank you.
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--- #181 fediverse/135 ---
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 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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 thanks to the internet, people in suburbs are no less radical than people in
 the cities.
 
 often, just less experienced. less connected. greater distance between ties...
 
 which means that if one of them is found, it'll take a while before their
 relations can be dispatched.
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--- #183 fediverse/3113 ---
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 working with java feels like reading 4 words per page in an anatomy textbook
 and somehow building a choose-your-own-adventure novel.
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #185 messages/413 ---
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 Would you like to know how the world works? Then read on, dear reader.
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--- #186 messages/1236 ---
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  true AI is when no decision or logical momentum can be explained by "... and
  that value was randomly generated." -- (my opinion)
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--- #187 fediverse/4886 ---
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 about to do something scary! wish me luck! nothing that could harm me
 (probably) but still scary!!
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #189 fediverse/6111 ---
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 whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
 reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe
screenshot of the post so the dear readers (the ones with or without antlers) can see the blue button in reference to the post which says post.
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 But the past is boring, it already happened after all! Clearly there's nothing
 to be learned... Right? Seems like there's a big market out there for examining
 what we as a species did right, even if we had to sacrifice ethics to get
 there.
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--- #191 fediverse/5167 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 so, you're saying we should select for good people, rather than loyal people?
 
 If so, I tend to agree.
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--- #192 fediverse/1612 ---
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 @user-1040 
 
 also, I miss most of the names and faces in this archive and I think it'd be
 neat to say "oh yeah I remember them because it wasn't so long ago and it's
 weird how they're not around these days but I forgot about them because their
 profile pic changed or maybe they stopped using mastodon or whatever" - idk it
 feels empty sometimes because your follow list is always growing, but the
 number of people who post seems to always go down. Or maybe I just read
 Mastodon at unfortunate times when there's nothing going on. Who can say
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 @user-1352 
 
 improving your environment?
 learning a new skill?
 reaching out to an old friend?
 visiting someplace new?
 trying a new recipe?
 watching something from your backlist?
 
 ... surely not working, or doing the thing that you're supposed to be doing,
 that would just be productive after all
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--- #194 fediverse/2292 ---
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 I don't know who needs to hear this after staying up all night driving, but
 it's ideal to get where you're going with at least a day to rest. The body can
 only do so much, and isn't it better to be fresh?
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--- #195 messages/1201 ---
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 Whoever said that left and right shift had to do the same things?
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--- #196 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
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  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #197 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #198 fediverse/4191 ---
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 [breaking up fediverse posts into little parts like this is nice because it
 allows people to "like" more specific things about what you're writing]
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--- #200 fediverse/4086 ---
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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