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 reboosting something is an invitation to your followers to comment on it,
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/1041 ---
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 if you follow someone and they don't follow back, does that mean you shouldn't
 comment on their posts?
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--- #2 fediverse/1265 ---
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 @user-904 
 
 if people follow me I assume it's an invitation to comment on their posts.
 
 I come from Reddit so maybe I have a different perspective than someone from
 Twitter or Tumblr or whatever.
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--- #3 fediverse/4250 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 oh! THAT'S what the "followers only" button is for! Doh.
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--- #4 fediverse/2114 ---
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 ... unrelated, but hey check out this cool social media collage thing that I
 made!
a long collage of various social media posts. Unfortunately they were not preserved when I turned my computer off, but their record was saved because I screenshotted them before closing the window. They're all things that I said, or mostly things that I said, also some things from my friends.  I didn't get permission to post them, but what they said was relatively innocuous. Just the stuff that they wouldn't mind sharing, the stuff that you should go to their profile website if you'd like to know more.
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--- #5 fediverse/3889 ---
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 when you comment on someone's post, it's an explicit invitation to conversation
 
 maybe reply guys just wanna have friends
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--- #6 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #7 fediverse/4175 ---
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 what's up with people on social media posting obviously out of season pictures
 of places they went to last weekend??
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--- #8 fediverse/1849 ---
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 I wish I could block and unfollow myself
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--- #9 fediverse/3298 ---
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 chat is it rude to use the "followers only" privacy setting ? ? ?
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--- #10 fediverse/1923 ---
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 double-clicking the star button to let someone know you liked their comment
 without saving it to your "liked posts" feed (which btw is quite fun to scroll
 through if you want to feel nostalgic)
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--- #11 fediverse/3573 ---
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 @user-1561 
 
 heyyy wanna be friends? I can offer letter repetition as tribute
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--- #12 fediverse/2655 ---
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 just now realized what the "followers only" privacy setting is designed for
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--- #13 fediverse/6442 ---
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 fediverse bot which turned your profile private whenever you were offline or
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--- #14 fediverse/5128 ---
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 @user-1698 
 
 if you do, come find me
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--- #15 fediverse/3024 ---
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 social media algorithm that tries to prove you wrong instead of flattering
 your fancies
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--- #16 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #17 fediverse/4108 ---
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 what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
 followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
 switch between with the push of a button
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--- #18 fediverse/1369 ---
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 I just unfollowed a bunch of really cool people because otherwise I'd comment
 on their posts without realizing they didn't want to hear from me and anyway
 tbh I'm more of an "opt-in" vibe I'd say
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 @user-95 can't tell if that's an invitation or not : )
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 it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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