=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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some people view feeds
some people view timelines
sometimes people do both
(it depends on what you feel like)
viewing a feed gives you a sense of context
viewing a timeline gives you a sense of identity
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
--- #1 fediverse/2423 ---
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does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
chronological viewing specifically.
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--- #2 messages/323 ---
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Some human cultures learned competition through hunting, and some through
agriculture, and it really shows
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--- #3 fediverse/3351 ---
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privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #4 fediverse/1923 ---
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double-clicking the star button to let someone know you liked their comment
without saving it to your "liked posts" feed (which btw is quite fun to scroll
through if you want to feel nostalgic)
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--- #5 fediverse/641 ---
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something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
it" or something like that
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--- #6 fediverse/676 ---
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would be nice if the Fediverse wouldn't let you post something on Mastodon
unless you filled out a content warning for it.
sorta like a post title on Reddit, allowing people to say "nah I don't feel
like reading something from X perspective right now"
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dear people watching my screen:
if you're so disturbed by what I'm looking at, then why do you bother watching?
... oh right, you think I'm a danger to the membranum. Well... sucks to be you
then.
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--- #8 fediverse/772 ---
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│ CW: content-warnings-ai-trauma-woe-mentioned │
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also applies for alt-text on pictures for people with screenreaders
something something "if I play both sides, then I'm always right!"
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--- #9 fediverse/3694 ---
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if advertisers feel comfortable putting an ad on your profile then you're not
using the fediverse correctly
if anyone tells you how to use the fediverse then they're using the fediverse
wrong
if anyone ever tells you to do anything ever at all for any reason you are
legally obligated to bite their flesh
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--- #10 fediverse/1813 ---
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I want people to watch me. I enjoy being viewed. Please offer guidance, but
maybe limit the abuse. Simple requests for a media company, true? And yet
advertisements (which is the only way people agreed to fund the LAVISH
projects they put on for our tender moments)
Performance is an art, and I sing the song of my heart.
(perhaps in too public of a place)
(but what use is it if nobody knows you?)
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--- #11 fediverse/4175 ---
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what's up with people on social media posting obviously out of season pictures
of places they went to last weekend??
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--- #12 fediverse/2622 ---
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what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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--- #13 fediverse/1150 ---
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when you change profile pictures the beings inside my brain see you as a
different entity
less so for names, as visuals are [closer to] their native language
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--- #14 fediverse/1041 ---
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if you follow someone and they don't follow back, does that mean you shouldn't
comment on their posts?
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--- #15 messages/458 ---
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Anytime someone updates their profile picture it should get a period of like,
two weeks where it turns into a gif which cycles back and forth between the
new and the old picture, so that followers can remember who is who
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--- #16 fediverse/1181 ---
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@user-171
Hi, I wanted to say that all the posts you boost significantly improve my time
on the fediverse. I appreciate you and value you, and my feed is made more
engaging due to the things you find interesting enough to share. Thank you.
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--- #17 fediverse/4045 ---
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sometimes I like chatting online more than in person because online you can
have like, 3 different conversations going at once
meanwhile in person you get body language, and the benefit of activities and
shared experiences. They're both useful for different things.
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--- #18 fediverse/4191 ---
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[breaking up fediverse posts into little parts like this is nice because it
allows people to "like" more specific things about what you're writing]
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--- #19 fediverse/1412 ---
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reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
gets younger every year
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--- #20 fediverse/135 ---
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@user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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