=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 a purse-pocket built into the sides of pants for purses which were attached to
 the belt-loop of the pants with a belt or sash or rope or chain
 
 or like... cell phone cases that were attached to a rail 1inch from your belt
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/6237 ---
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 witch hat with styrofoam and fabric and a leather strap harness like a fur suit
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--- #2 fediverse/5192 ---
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 tailoring clothes to fit multiple people is easy. Just add buttons at a
 certain distance in the direction their bodies grew different. Then, when
 donning or doffing the piece of equipment, the various users would button the
 clothing system to their bodies at the correct position, rather than whatever
 the fabric had been cut to allow.
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--- #3 fediverse/2671 ---
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 highly, highly recommend having a smart phone and a dumb phone at the same
 time. The smart phone can be wi-fi only so you don't have to pay for it,
 just... have it around in-case you need it. Use it for things like playing
 Magic Survival or messaging from bed, but use your flip phone for all the
 phone-related activities like calls and texts.
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--- #4 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #5 fediverse/5025 ---
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 @user-1758 
 
 you can get a "blade holder" style box-cutter and save your kooking citchen
 utensils for the parts of your stuff that you'd enjoy putting in your mouth.
 
 Yech, packing take residue! no thank you.
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 "hello, if you make my hat in leather and red, I'll wear it around town in the
 rain and tell people where it came from"
 
 "no no it's okay if my sides get a bit rained on, I'll learn how to use it to
 stay warm."
 
 "hi, can you make it 2 inches here and a bit thicker here?" 
 
 "sure I'll show you how I wear it. Here's some things that I wear alongside
 it."
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--- #7 fediverse/5246 ---
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 lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
 digging instrument
 
 and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
 /stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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--- #8 messages/1473 ---
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 Um I should mention that the waterproof leather hat I mentioned earlier is
 styled like a cowboy hat not like a French penis. (what a weird way to say
 dildo)
 
 Trust me it'll look great if you do it right if not ill show you how to do it
 right
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--- #9 messages/983 ---
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 an axe is just a blade mounted at the end of a round with a right angle and
 thin but stable circumference.
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--- #10 fediverse/680 ---
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 @user-494 @user-495 
 
 All phones are made out of rock. Plus oil and glass and... actually that
 pretty much covers it.
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--- #11 fediverse/1209 ---
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 if your witch hat has a brim that looks like a circle then you're wearing it
 backwards.
 
 witch hats should fold flat. The angled part should be in front so you only
 have to see a thin slice of reality, that way people are only able to see your
 eyes if you look directly at them.
 
 it adds to the mystique.
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--- #12 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #13 fediverse/1115 ---
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 huh that's weird I wonder why that's the case - ports are like, a networking
 thing right?

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--- #14 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #15 fediverse/1278 ---
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 I found a new hat in the dumpster today! This one is designed to prevent
 damage to the cranium, which is a pretty neat thing to put on your head. It's
 a little wet but once it dries out I'll see if it fits.
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--- #16 fediverse/683 ---
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 @user-495 @user-494 
 
 OH YEAH how neat! All phones are made out of rock and the bones of ancient
 plants and animals.
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--- #17 fediverse/243 ---
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 one neat thing about wearing many layers of clothes is that you get a bunch of
 new pockets.
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--- #18 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #19 messages/930 ---
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 <bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
 used for.
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--- #20 fediverse/4285 ---
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 @user-1402 
 
 all I see is an orange jumpsuit and gray bars of iron.
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