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 @user-1758 
 
 you can get a "blade holder" style box-cutter and save your kooking citchen
 utensils for the parts of your stuff that you'd enjoy putting in your mouth.
 
 Yech, packing take residue! no thank you.
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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 an axe is just a blade mounted at the end of a round with a right angle and
 thin but stable circumference.
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 lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
 digging instrument
 
 and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
 /stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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 why are the anarkitties so quiet usually they like to shout
 
 a razor or four that's sharp on the sides [trapezoid] and mounted to the
 forearm (hinge) and [placed/braced] on a knuckle with
 auto-sheathing-but-not-retracting functionality
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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 a small jar of instant coffee in your backpack can help if you need to stay
 awake for a time, perhaps to walk a distance you didn't expect, or to listen
 for those who would harm you.
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 @user-889 
 
 this post inspired me to make soup for myself. thanks, I haven't been eating
 well recently.
 
 sometimes you gotta be your own friend. "you in the future" is both you, and
 someone else, and if you're kind to her she'll appreciate it.
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 I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
 chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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 all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
 shef had been making
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 @user-1150 
 
 if you know how and have access to certain hand tools that are typically found
 in suburban dad garages (but not in a toolkit bought from target or whatever)
 you can turn any semi-automatic rifle into a fully automatic one.
 
 It's highly illegal, but it's technically possible.
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 @user-579 
 
 hehe sometimes all you have is whatever's on the fridge. in times like those,
 be thankful for your spices! that's what I've learned at least : )
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 @user-1153 
 
 congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
 shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
 nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
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 When you run out of a seasoning, put the empty bottle in a special place that
 you can see before going to the store.
 
 When I carried a purse, I'd put it in there. Could also go in the pocket of a
 sweatshirt or jacket that you wear when doing errands. Maybe even just on the
 ledge next to your shoes. Something that reminds you to get this particular
 seasoning, and no others. It's easy to get others...
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 the more you test the sharpest steel the more the edge gets blunt.
 
 the more you sharpen a blunted edge the more material that's lost.
 
 much better, I find, to pair knives to the type of job in mind, and hone them
 after each and every use.
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 sail boat + small rocket you can build on a barge
 
 instant beach-side artillery that can hit as far as you'd like (to spec) into
 the land-based territory
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