=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────── "ugh ramen is so nutritionally empty. Like, okay, dehydrated noodles and salty powdered broth, what can your body do with that?" um, make soup? ... sorry I wasn't paying attention, what were you saying? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/3481 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/5092 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── "you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think I got some in my junk drawer." said nobody ever everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor (0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it "flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got stoned. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/5142 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── "you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think I got some in my junk drawer." said nobody ever everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor (0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it "flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got stoned. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/4251 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── @user-192 is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a salad? strained of course juicy dressing 🥴 [self indulgent writing, apologies] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #5 messages/663 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind as I reach for my chopsticks ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/922 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-sorta-cursed-i-meant-saline │ └──────────────────────────────────────┘ the best thing about ramen noodles is how much of them you can eat. they're so cheap~! why would you not make like four packages oh wait now my blood is salty T.T guess I'll just have to cry it out ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/3611 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the package (without seasoning) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/2164 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── I completely lack noodles in my home at this time! That hardly ever happened before! I should go to the store. I wonder why fate won't let me go to the store these past few months except for like once or twice? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/1856 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-recipe-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────┘ rice and lentils in the rice cooker with lots of butter when it's done, serve in a large bowl and add one can of vegetable soup is delicious ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/4878 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism strikes back part twoooooo ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/2782 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: food-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ @user-579 vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 messages/287 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── > <@gabrilend:matrix.org> Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out. Every moment spent feeding the poor is another day we could be organizing. Soup kitchens aren't bad, the poor need to be fed. But it should be a paid position, not a charitable distraction. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/4041 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: mental-health │ └──────────────────────┘ me, yesterday: "ugh I'm so sad, I'm just gonna not post all these things that I absurdly noised" me, today: "omg instant ramen is delicious I can't remember why I was ever sad" all that separates me from my pit of despair is calories, it seems. Empty ones too! I should probably handle that haha ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/2034 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-889 this post inspired me to make soup for myself. thanks, I haven't been eating well recently. sometimes you gotta be your own friend. "you in the future" is both you, and someone else, and if you're kind to her she'll appreciate it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/5818 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────── all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the shef had been making ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┘ --- #16 messages/1445 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ Am I paranoid? You betcha. Will I apologize? ... Probably not. Sorry. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #17 fediverse/246 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-cooking-opinion │ └──────────────────────────┘ the broth they sell at the store is way too thin. boullion is much better because it's so concentrated. think of it as "essence of X" when you have "broth of vegetables" or "broth of carrots and onions" or whatever... can help make it easier to cook something decent by using general flavors ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/1435 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ picture this: ramen noodles, but there's more of them, and they aren't bad for you. They taste slightly less salty. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/1796 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned-cursing-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────────┘ I'm just now realizing that my favorite ramen seasoning is essentially salt, MSG, and a fuckload of smoked paprika. I don't know how to feel about that. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/4631 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ "I swear this queso fundido wasn't green when I bought it four hours ago" eh I'm still hungry, hope I'm okay tomorrow ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ |