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 "ugh ramen is so nutritionally empty. Like, okay, dehydrated noodles and salty
 powdered broth, what can your body do with that?"
 
 um, make soup?
 
 ... sorry I wasn't paying attention, what were you saying?
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 instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
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 "you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
 I got some in my junk drawer."
 
 said nobody ever
 
 everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
 multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
 (0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
 "flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
 stoned.
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 "you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
 I got some in my junk drawer."
 
 said nobody ever
 
 everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
 multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
 (0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
 "flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
 stoned.
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 @user-192 
 
 is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
 salad? strained of course
 
 juicy dressing 🥴 
 
 [self indulgent writing, apologies]
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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 the best thing about ramen noodles is how much of them you can eat. they're so
 cheap~! why would you not make like four packages
 
 oh wait now my blood is salty T.T guess I'll just have to cry it out
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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 I completely lack noodles in my home at this time! That hardly ever happened
 before! I should go to the store. I wonder why fate won't let me go to the
 store these past few months except for like once or twice?
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 rice and lentils in the rice cooker with lots of butter
 
 when it's done, serve in a large bowl and add one can of vegetable soup
 
 is delicious
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 OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
 strikes back part twoooooo
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 @user-579 
 
 vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
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 > <@gabrilend:matrix.org> Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to
 burn out.
 
 Every moment spent feeding the poor is another day we could be organizing.
 
 Soup kitchens aren't bad, the poor need to be fed. But it should be a paid
 position, not a charitable distraction.
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 me, yesterday: "ugh I'm so sad, I'm just gonna not post all these things that
 I absurdly noised"
 
 me, today: "omg instant ramen is delicious I can't remember why I was ever sad"
 
 all that separates me from my pit of despair is calories, it seems. Empty ones
 too! I should probably handle that haha
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 @user-889 
 
 this post inspired me to make soup for myself. thanks, I haven't been eating
 well recently.
 
 sometimes you gotta be your own friend. "you in the future" is both you, and
 someone else, and if you're kind to her she'll appreciate it.
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 all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
 shef had been making
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 Am I paranoid? You betcha.
 
 Will I apologize? ... Probably not. Sorry.
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 the broth they sell at the store is way too thin. boullion is much better
 because it's so concentrated. think of it as "essence of X" when you have
 "broth of vegetables" or "broth of carrots and onions" or whatever... can help
 make it easier to cook something decent by using general flavors
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 picture this: ramen noodles, but there's more of them, and they aren't bad for
 you. They taste slightly less salty.
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 I'm just now realizing that my favorite ramen seasoning is essentially salt,
 MSG, and a fuckload of smoked paprika. I don't know how to feel about that.
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 "I swear this queso fundido wasn't green when I bought it four hours ago"
 
 eh I'm still hungry, hope I'm okay tomorrow
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