=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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I completely lack noodles in my home at this time! That hardly ever happened
before! I should go to the store. I wonder why fate won't let me go to the
store these past few months except for like once or twice?
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
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--- #2 fediverse/3813 ---
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@user-1259
not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
pre-cooked foods!!
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I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
package (without seasoning)
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I don't know why, but I like to put mustard seeds in my pasta marinara. Maybe
it's a texture thing?
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"ugh ramen is so nutritionally empty. Like, okay, dehydrated noodles and salty
powdered broth, what can your body do with that?"
um, make soup?
... sorry I wasn't paying attention, what were you saying?
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@user-633
:O
I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
water and drink that xD
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I'm just now realizing that my favorite ramen seasoning is essentially salt,
MSG, and a fuckload of smoked paprika. I don't know how to feel about that.
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--- #8 fediverse/1955 ---
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I like cooking at home because I can just double each recipe and think about
food half as often.
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you look at the food you're halfway done eating to see if there's something
wrong with it
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sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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I've never done mushrooms with my dad. wish I did.
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I had a dream that someone fed me a McDonalds burger in the airport (with
"special sauce") and then the next time I was at the grocery store in the
waking world I ended up buying a bunch of those meat replacements that I
usually skip in favor of moar vegetables.
Hmmmmm.... I wonder if I have a deficiency
(yeah you dumbass it's a calorie deficiency, just eat more)
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me, sitting down at my computer in order to be distracted:
"I should make and eat a sandwich"
me, sitting down at my computer with a PB&J and peanut-butter fingers:
"I should be productive"
me, sitting at my "work desk":
"I'm hungry. And I'm bored. And I can't stop thinking about this video game I
haven't played in a year."
repeat
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@user-246
... oh, Curry's a language.
I thought you were hungry.
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all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
shef had been making
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@user-1921
va! va! I'm hungry! guess I'll go feed myself!
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@user-192
is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
salad? strained of course
juicy dressing 🥴
[self indulgent writing, apologies]
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Rice has been eaten. I threw a cookie on-top for good measure. I think that
was a good decision.
I'm going to the park. I don't know what I'll find, but I'm sure there'll be
fireworks.
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ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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I didn't think about this until finishing the last sandwich, but a dash of
instant coffee can be a nice invigoration spell. Might make the PB&J taste
a bit funky, but I already put hemp hearts and nutritional yeast in them so
nobody's gonna eat them unless they trust me.
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
I got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
I got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
sake.
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--- #24 fediverse/4537 ---
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ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill.
So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's
definitely why.
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the best thing about ramen noodles is how much of them you can eat. they're so
cheap~! why would you not make like four packages
oh wait now my blood is salty T.T guess I'll just have to cry it out
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--- #26 fediverse/2205 ---
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Cooking with a recipe? That thing that I'm definitely going to forget?
Whatever would I do that for?
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I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
trash. Or in a store.
so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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the broth they sell at the store is way too thin. boullion is much better
because it's so concentrated. think of it as "essence of X" when you have
"broth of vegetables" or "broth of carrots and onions" or whatever... can help
make it easier to cook something decent by using general flavors
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oh my gosh human food is so delicious, they don't know what they got and how
precious it is T.T
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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why does eggnog taste American to me???
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"I swear this queso fundido wasn't green when I bought it four hours ago"
eh I'm still hungry, hope I'm okay tomorrow
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I never should have bought these crackers. They trick me into thinking I'm
eating something nutritious.
But that's the case with any empty calories.
but hey, calories are calories, right?
I guess that's true. Still, I'd rather make something.
oh would you now would you REALLY rather MAKE something
... I should rather.
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me, yesterday: "ugh I'm so sad, I'm just gonna not post all these things that
I absurdly noised"
me, today: "omg instant ramen is delicious I can't remember why I was ever sad"
all that separates me from my pit of despair is calories, it seems. Empty ones
too! I should probably handle that haha
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worcestersure sauce and soyaki, surprisingly decent combination
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I don't believe civilization would have flourished as it did without the
invention of noodles. They are simply sublime.
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a box of tri-color rotini
a good spoonfull of better than boullion italian
a medium amount of large colby-jack cheese cubes (about one for every other
bite)
boil with just enough water for the noodles to start sticking to the pan once
entirely cooked and add cheese, butter, and top with generous dashes of smoked
paprika and lime juice.
don't strain the noodles. have just enough water left to have a thin sauce.
if vegetables are desired, firm carrots and peas (read: frozen or fresh, not
canned) or diced/shredded onions.
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--- #38 fediverse/2260 ---
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cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
eat your vegetables when you can.
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OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
strikes back part twoooooo
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I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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What if instead of listing food in our ingredients as a paragraph we instead
listed them in tab-separated-rows-by-columns like excel spreadsheets except
with justifications for everything has its place in the ingredient dish.
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Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
want to still eat it" sauce?
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When you die, nobody will ever taste your cooking again. Nobody will even
remember what it tastes like.
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--- #44 fediverse/751 ---
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went to costco, got a ton of delicious and nutritious food... yet I subsist on
pickles >.>
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--- #45 fediverse/1958 ---
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I can't believe I didn't go. What's wrong with me.
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...zzzZZZzzz...
whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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me, sitting in my winter jacket, eating icecream and drinking iced tea,
glancing over at my thermostat that I turned off to save money
"why is it so cold in here"
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--- #48 fediverse/938 ---
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@user-649
same... sometimes it feels like I step on toes that I didn't know existed! I
got tired of walking on egg shells so now I just try and religiously put
content warnings on things that feel intense.
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--- #49 fediverse/354 ---
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@user-258
do pickles count as a fluid?
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"Hi, would you like to eat something that you probably won't like, but that
has an interesting flavor and texture?"
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--- #51 fediverse/1040 ---
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so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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I'm going to write some lua code that doesn't do anything useful and which I
don't share with anyone
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spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #54 fediverse/3585 ---
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hmmmm I should probably put this in "things I almost posted"
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lentils are easier to cook than beans and are nutritionally very similar.
Heck, I just throw them in with the rice in the rice-cooker and it works out
great.
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When you run out of a seasoning, put the empty bottle in a special place that
you can see before going to the store.
When I carried a purse, I'd put it in there. Could also go in the pocket of a
sweatshirt or jacket that you wear when doing errands. Maybe even just on the
ledge next to your shoes. Something that reminds you to get this particular
seasoning, and no others. It's easy to get others...
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I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
pickle.
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@user-579
oh I put frozen vegetables in too! sometimes. I'm out right now, hence the
dehydrated stuff.
EDIT: Also, I'm a witch, of course my stuff is cursed
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--- #59 fediverse/3531 ---
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I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
:ms_confused:
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@user-889
this post inspired me to make soup for myself. thanks, I haven't been eating
well recently.
sometimes you gotta be your own friend. "you in the future" is both you, and
someone else, and if you're kind to her she'll appreciate it.
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gonna go on a walk. my cat is missing because I let her out last night. I'm
worried sick! this morning I almost puked all over my toes.
she'll probably show up when it gets dark. I bet she's hunkered down
somewhere. Ah, well, might as well walk around my neighborhood actively
searching bushes and such. Why not? It's not like I got anything else to do
right now.
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"she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
to describe as."
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@user-1201
once my country elected a fascist I started thinking. I realized "oh, it's
always been that way, this one just doesn't hide it" and so I started thinking
about the bread and circuses they so generously provided me.
I miss video games. Sometimes I play for an hour or two but only when I am
feeling burnt out.
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@user-1074
yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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adding salt to the water makes your noodles and rice taste better. I wonder if
the same is true if you boil it for longer than necessary, to reduce the H2O
component and increase the amount of leftover salts and minerals?
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carrots and sweet onions sauteeing on the stove
rice in the rice-cooker seasoned with butter and boullion
garnish with chopped green onions and a dash of garlic powder
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@user-579
hehe sometimes all you have is whatever's on the fridge. in times like those,
be thankful for your spices! that's what I've learned at least : )
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... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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OH NO I'm out of dehydrated vegetable soup mix. However shall I make oatmeal
now?
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Maybe that's why I don't have any friends xD xD
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... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
I gotta lotta things to eat, but I'm so tired and kinda dirty. Maybe a shower
first. TTYL
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@user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
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weed is inedible when raw. you gotta cook it first. idk why people insist on
burning it...
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... and then things got turned up to eleven
what were they at before?
... eleven. why do you ask?
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@user-1056
yeah I thought so too but I didn't know how to tell!
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when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat
some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see.
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--- #78 fediverse/2517 ---
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when cooking, a bit of pickle juice can make almost any dish "zing"!
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--- #79 fediverse/1300 ---
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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"why didn't you say anything? why didn't you ask for help?"
because then you might have done something about it, and don't you know I
deserve to decay?
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--- #81 fediverse/3455 ---
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when you run out of an ingredient you use often (like butter, seasoning, or
flour) put the container by your shoes.
then, when you go to the store, look through all the empty containers and make
a mental list.
when you get home and are putting things away, if you forgot something just
leave the old container by the door. everything else can be recycled / trashed.
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brb gonna make some ramen, which I can do because my country imports goods
from foreign countries who make tastier ramen than we do.
WOW GEOGRAPHIC SPECIALIZATION OF GOODS PRODUCTION AND SERVICE DISTRIBUTION,
WHAT A CONCEPT. SURE HOPE NOBODY THROWS A WRENCH INTO THAT SYSTEM wait what am
I saying, I am a wrench
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"rice and beans" doesn't mean "rice and beans" it means "rice and beans and
vegetables"
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I spent about two hours today (and a good chunk of tomorrow's stamina) chasing
a rabbit through a field. Can't help but wonder if that particular lead wasn't
as important as leading from the front. Ah, well, we'll see.
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@user-473
unsolicited family recipe:
kambybalunga
peanut butter, oats, something sweet (dried raisins, cherries preferred, but
chocolate chips works in a pinch) and honey or (real) maple syrup. (No corn
syrup allowed.)
mix it up, put whatever else you want in it. Free healthy depression food from
my dad.
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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@user-1636
... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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--- #88 fediverse/3971 ---
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somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
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--- #89 fediverse_boost/6339 ---
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ I like immigrants. │ ║
║ │ I like their food. │ ║
║ │ I like their language. │ ║
║ │ I like their work ethic. │ ║
║ │ I like their culture. │ ║
║ │ I like their music. │ ║
║ │ I like their dance. │ ║
║ │ I like their art. │ ║
║ │ I like that they are different than me. │ ║
║ │ I cannot be the only person who feels this way. │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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@user-1268
I often walk to the grocery store, even though it's on the other side of the
highway
also I will walk sometimes to meet people nearby
it's a fun occasion
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--- #91 fediverse/3336 ---
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eating fiery hot cheetos makes me feel drunk. Probably because I only eat them
when I'm drinking.
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--- #92 fediverse/837 ---
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if you're cooking, and you want a specific ingredient to have a stronger
flavor, use more of it.
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--- #93 fediverse/1142 ---
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I love rice and beans because
error: stack overflow
huh, that's weird. Must have been too many reasons. Let's try again:
I love rice and beans because
error: user didn't change anything between runs of the program so clearly they
don't understand how computer works
... well that's a different error so it's progress at least.
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I love cooking. My favorite food is "melange" also called "gruel" by the less
culinary people in my life. It consists primarily of a rice or noodle base,
plus a bunch of other ingredients (usually sauteed) that are quite nutritious.
Then, you season in a way such that it tastes delicious and savory and BOOM
you have the perfect food.
Well, not as good as steamed eggs, but still pretty good.
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--- #95 fediverse/4432 ---
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@user-1678
warriors need help the most.
why should they cook and clean if they're busy dying for you?
help them. Do what you can for them. Or become one yourself.
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--- #96 fediverse/5986 ---
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@user-192
freezers full of meat last a year or so, why waste it on every month or other?
our past didn't get future tech, how unfair!
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--- #97 fediverse/2734 ---
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holy shit I have a lot of laundry to do in the bathtub today. have I really
not showered all week? ? ?
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--- #98 fediverse/6051 ---
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I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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--- #99 messages/213 ---
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Maybe I'm just woefully arcane?
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--- #100 fediverse/4452 ---
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trying to force down the last of my rice and beans before falling asleep...
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--- #101 fediverse/2974 ---
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currently on turbo mode trying to "find myself" because I figure I might not
get a chance next year, so... whatever, right?
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--- #102 fediverse/1010 ---
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I'm done trying to be neurotypical. So what if I starve.
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--- #103 fediverse/4618 ---
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dear me from the past: "why did you do this thing? And this one? and all the
others? I'm so embarrassed of you."
dear me from the future: "are you actually better or are you just the same,
but older?"
dear me from the present: "please eat some food today"
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--- #104 fediverse/2290 ---
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@user-1153
congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
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--- #105 fediverse/1216 ---
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regular noodles with ramen noodle seasoning
will report back in 11 minutes
EDIT: not as bad as I thought. Tastes best with lime.
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--- #106 fediverse/2707 ---
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@user-1209
sometimes I feed the nearby wildlife, and sometimes I don't. I don't want them
to grow reliant on me, but I want them to have a nice surprise every once in a
while.
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--- #107 messages/497 ---
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Blows my mind that for some people, hunger means "go eat right now" instead of
"you are low on fuel"
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--- #108 fediverse/3539 ---
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@user-192
Good point it's sooooooo salty
I have fond memories of eating a spoonful of that instead of making food back
in college because... hey, it's got vegetables in it, right?
turns out it's mostly just salt with flavor
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I almost said "did you know chickens don't always know which eggs they're
sitting on? They pretty much just share spots and keep all of the flock's eggs
warm"
but then I realized I should first say "did you know that chickens sit on eggs
to keep warm" and I got a little sad because... chickens...
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I wonder how many things I've forgot? More every minute, I'd say, and though I
try and chronicle them all... What's there to say?
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You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
own tricks like that.
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I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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@user-246
you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable!
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Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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what if: icecream made out of nutrients and edible toothpaste instead of sugar
and fat
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sigh alright look. I'll make you a sandwich just this once but you really
gotta get your cravings under control. this should be a "sometimes" thing for
special occasions. what's that? you want clean clothes and a shower? get outta
here
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I just ate a whooooole chocolate bar
it melted in my hands
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I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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@user-579
vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
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Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine.
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buying guns is one thing
but food is just as important.
stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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@user-1043
I have intrusive thoughts almost constantly that take over my train of thought
and make it difficult to focus. Like suddenly I'm thinking about something
completely different, and I realize no, it wasn't suddenly, I actually just
stood there and thought
and then I think "what was I thinking again?" sometimes when I write these
strange uncontrollable spirals down it makes poetry. Which is kinda neat I
guess. Sometimes I just wonder about how DNS can be a singular point of
failure in our networking infrastructure or whatever haha
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my favorite foods when I was recovering from surgery in thailand was butter,
bread, and jam
why does butter taste different in other countries?
"oh it's a different company, oh something something mineral compositions of
soil"
yeah. fucking. right.
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cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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try putting butter and broth/boullion in the rice cooker. trust me.
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@user-95
like, trading cash for drugs in front of a police station? I couldn't agree
more!
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OKAY FINE I'll take fiber supplements. Don't blame me if I poop my pants
though.
can't stand the constipation anymore. Hurts too much.
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why are we wasting our skyscrapers on offices? we have those at home! we could
do so much more with our open floor plans. there could be ports on the side
for drones to enter and leave. suddenly, factory forest trees.
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... I'm going to sit in bed and eat cheetos all day.
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Boil the rice.
when it is finished and hot, add a lot of butter and stir it in.
when done add cinnamon and stir it in.
then add raisins if wanted.
then milk to taste.
add sugar if desired.
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@user-579
my problem is figuring out which thoughts are intrusive and which are actually
mine
I usually err on the side of "would you want your sister to do this" or "how
would you feel if your mom told you that" or "do you think a cute sweet soft
cat would ever think such a thing" and that usually works.
usually.
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me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
puke, okay?"
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... dangit, these sandwiches are getting kinda gross. Guess I'm gonna have to
eat them myself, which, uh... idk what I expected xD
sometimes you just have all this energy, right? and you don't know what to do
with it, so... sandwiches. And hey, sandwiches are cool, they're a pretty neat
anti-hunger tool! but uhhhh idk if I really want to eat six whole sandwiches
myself. I'm gonna do it though hehe wish me luck [ding] ah nuts my rice and
beans are done, hang on lemme eat those first
[passes out from exhaustion]
exhaustion can be cured with a nap
exertion can be cured with water and a few rest days
trauma can be allayed for at least a few days with soul food and compassion.
maybe laughter too, depending on the mood.
fear can be bolstered with a smile, a wink, and a courageous act,
and loss is just change you didn't consent to.
they won't consent too, so let's give them some change to tolerate.
[internally salivating over all the piles of weaponry that I envision them
surrendering]
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I would like to say thank you to everyone who's ever made food for me. I
cannot though, for sometimes I get takeout.
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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Why tf are the geese flying north
It's october...
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I don't like it when people say "For Ritz" - don't do it for me, do it for
you! Weirdos. Cuties.
"nobody says that about you"
well duh, not yet. I'm still alive.
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@user-192
... I've said too much, the thought-loop police are onto me. I must away!
swoop cape
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I always disappear right when you need me the most because you're supposed to
take the next step.
The reason I do that is because...? You fill in the blanks. Tell me why I do
that. I know, and I want you to know, but I can't say it.
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@user-92
emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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hello, I am an ant if @, but you can't touch me, because I am a law abiding
citizen.
I have to be, for I am loud.
... okay I stole a movie from the internet at least once.
also when I was 11 I walked out of a store with a keychain in my pocket. I
thought it had a nice texture so I was examining it and then my mom distracted
me and somehow it ended up in my pocket. That night will forever haunt me...
She wouldn't let me take it back...
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I once heard that time doesn't pass when you're well and truly in the moment,
and I thought "that's not true, I'm always losing track of the moment".
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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PROCRASTINATING, AGAIN ARE YE? AWAY WITH YE WENCH
no! please! I haven't finished shitposting!
GO DO YOUR STUDIES YOU LOAF OF BUTTER AND PEAS
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bring back savory teas, where did they go
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okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
thing
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okay so if yesterday was a
"everything sucks and I'm the worst ever"
type of day, and today is a
"whatever mom I don't even care"
type of day, that means tomorrow will be a
"I can't believe how absolutely absurd I am"
type of day, and the day after a
"I am indomitable nothing can stop me"
kind of day, with the following being wildcards
... right? here's hoping. I like that trajectory.
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"special sauce" is just dorito gogurt. Maybe with some garlic added in.
*just because you phrase it in a weird way doesn't make it less delicious on a
burger*
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@user-28 I think about this a lot
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I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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"so wait why can't we go outside again"
"I'm huuuuungry"
girl we just ate
"I'm tired"
girl it's like 10am
"can we snuggle?"
yeah okay.
that's why haha
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why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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@user-763
... how? I don't see that option (Mastodon)
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@user-110 Exactly! I play games to practice strategy and empathy, not to stand
triumphant over a virtual foe. Why should I care for the lessons of others
when mine so often go unlearnt?
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@user-192
self-indulgent, where you say things you know you shouldn't, but want to
because it feels good?
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... I've never been to China. Maybe it's not so bad. I mean, I live in America
after all.
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@user-1061
that happens sometimes, no clue why.
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@user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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Most of my magic is based on communicatuion. Why the fuck doesn't anyone want
to sit down on a bunch of drugs and attempt to figure out telepathy with me?
It's literally all I want! Though I can't say it's all I'll ever want. I'm
sure I'll want more, but like... It's not that hard, conceptually, so... Let's
just fucking try it please?
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they say you should always shop for groceries after a meal, so you don't buy
the things you want to eat in that moment but instead the things you know in
your heart to be good for you
but I just always end up looking for desert
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just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
have to do it that way again.
but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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"hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
mother."
- some ice guy somewhere probably
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@user-78 why is there so much sugar in our food? Why do some buildings still
have lead pipes or asbestos in their walls? Why do we make endless amounts of
plastic for our own convenience? My strawberries don't need to be individually
wrapped, thanks. Why do businesses leave their lights on all night? Whatever
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whenever my cat is whining I walk around doing things that she might want
until she stops trying to claw me - oh you want your litter cleaned? yeah sure
I gotchu. oh you wanna go outside? nah okay how about playing with this yarn?
no? okay let's see... oh dear you can see the bottom of your food bowl,
conveniently forgetting the other mostly full food bowl over there... 😅
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[it won't connect because I'm not hosting it, but it's fun to think about]
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I don't ever delete my posts (except two or three times because I had a crisis
of faith)
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Ice cream with jam is delicious, don't let anyone tell you that you need
chocolate or caramel.
Fresh fruit, too, though it's better as a side.
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I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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I live through the moments where I find a folder of stuff I made that I forgot
about and I can go back and see it for the first time.
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ah nuts there's two of them listed on their account guess I gotta do both
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don't I have anything better to do?
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Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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when eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, always make sure the jelly
side is facing you before biting.
that way, you have sweet jelly on your tongue before the sticky peanut butter
overrides your tastebuds
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@user-192
yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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you know that feeling when you realize the person you're talking to is a
demon? sometimes I think they don't even realize it. other times, they do.
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║ │ I am currently in a sushi restaurant run by one man, with no other employees, and where your only options* for ordering are "regular order", "large order" and "extra large order". He just decides what you will eat. I am *so excited*. │ ║
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@user-78 I thought it was thursday :O
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sometimes I think performing my art was just an excuse to use Linux. At least,
some of my art.
But hey, I'm not complaining, it's awesome.
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when I go out on walks
before I set out again
I wait until my blisters healed again
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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@user-334
You wouldn't believe the amount of time I spend wondering if a particular typo
was divinely inspired and actually super important or... if it was just a
fat-finger and I accidentally pushed a button I didn't intend.
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don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
they don't have energy when they need it.
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@user-192
no I didn't know that was a thing
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@user-1037
I made a picture, hope it helps! I swear I didn't hallucinate this thing but
it might be less cool than I thought and I might have misremembered and made
up parts of it, I can't tell because it was such a short memory : (
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sometimes you need to regress in order to move forward from pain
... which is why I dropped out of the "Paladin academy"
no I will not elaborate
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spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
sounds different...
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leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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"come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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@user-1209 @user-1074
I'm not NOT saying that...! 😋
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@user-1218
ohhhhh I think the password is menardi. or maybe ephemeren. I forget.
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when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
unremarkable at your leisure.
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Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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It's better to eat rice and beans than sticks and mud.
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maybe if I slept until the end of time,
I'd do better on the way back.
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oh nuts, I forgot to post these last night. sorry... here ya go:
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@user-1010
kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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just finished eating brunch/linner. nachos aren't the most nutritious, but
salsa's a vegetable right? ? ?
in ~15 minutes I'm going to hop on my bike.
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the things that I suggest we do when we hang out are not because those are the
things I most want to do, but rather because they are the things that I think
you'd want to do.
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