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 I don't know why, but I like to put mustard seeds in my pasta marinara. Maybe
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--- #1 fediverse/1955 ---
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 I like cooking at home because I can just double each recipe and think about
 food half as often.
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--- #2 fediverse/3611 ---
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #3 fediverse/837 ---
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 if you're cooking, and you want a specific ingredient to have a stronger
 flavor, use more of it.
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 I didn't think about this until finishing the last sandwich, but a dash of
 instant coffee can be a nice invigoration spell. Might make the PB&J taste
 a bit funky, but I already put hemp hearts and nutritional yeast in them so
 nobody's gonna eat them unless they trust me.
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 @user-1259 
 
 not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
 pre-cooked foods!!
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 @user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
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--- #7 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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--- #8 fediverse/3531 ---
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 I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
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 weed is inedible when raw. you gotta cook it first. idk why people insist on
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--- #10 fediverse/3481 ---
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 instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
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 I'm just now realizing that my favorite ramen seasoning is essentially salt,
 MSG, and a fuckload of smoked paprika. I don't know how to feel about that.
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--- #12 fediverse/3240 ---
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 I love adding cheese and lime juice to my ramen!!
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--- #13 fediverse/3166 ---
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 I'm one of those weirdos who likes hot sauce more for the "sauce" than the
 "hot"
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--- #14 fediverse/2164 ---
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 I completely lack noodles in my home at this time! That hardly ever happened
 before! I should go to the store. I wonder why fate won't let me go to the
 store these past few months except for like once or twice?
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--- #15 fediverse/5818 ---
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 all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
 shef had been making
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--- #16 fediverse/1175 ---
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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--- #17 fediverse/606 ---
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 try putting butter and broth/boullion in the rice cooker. trust me.
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--- #18 fediverse/4115 ---
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 I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
 dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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--- #19 fediverse/354 ---
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 @user-258 
 
 do pickles count as a fluid?
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--- #20 fediverse/5311 ---
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 I don't know anything about cryptography 🙃 😋 🥴
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--- #21 fediverse/2260 ---
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 cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
 eat your vegetables when you can.
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--- #22 fediverse/2517 ---
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 when cooking, a bit of pickle juice can make almost any dish "zing"!
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 @user-78 
 
 would you like to hear a recipe for steamed eggs? they're my favorite
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--- #24 fediverse/2784 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 hehe sometimes all you have is whatever's on the fridge. in times like those,
 be thankful for your spices! that's what I've learned at least : )
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--- #25 fediverse/1736 ---
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 worcestersure sauce and soyaki, surprisingly decent combination
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--- #26 fediverse/3343 ---
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 Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
 want to still eat it" sauce?
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--- #27 messages/173 ---
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 When you die, nobody will ever taste your cooking again. Nobody will even
 remember what it tastes like.
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--- #28 fediverse/921 ---
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 @user-633 
 
 :O
 
 I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
 water and drink that xD
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--- #29 fediverse/595 ---
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 "Hi, would you like to eat something that you probably won't like, but that
 has an interesting flavor and texture?"
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--- #30 fediverse/5703 ---
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 I've never done mushrooms with my dad. wish I did.
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 Canned tomatoes are still tasty! but a beginner does not approach mozart -
 they are beyond compare.
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--- #32 fediverse/234 ---
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 carrots and sweet onions sauteeing on the stove
 
 rice in the rice-cooker seasoned with butter and boullion
 
 garnish with chopped green onions and a dash of garlic powder
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--- #33 fediverse/231 ---
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 spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #34 fediverse/3539 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 Good point it's sooooooo salty
 
 I have fond memories of eating a spoonful of that instead of making food back
 in college because... hey, it's got vegetables in it, right?
 
 turns out it's mostly just salt with flavor
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--- #35 fediverse/475 ---
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 I love cooking. My favorite food is "melange" also called "gruel" by the less
 culinary people in my life. It consists primarily of a rice or noodle base,
 plus a bunch of other ingredients (usually sauteed) that are quite nutritious.
 Then, you season in a way such that it tastes delicious and savory and BOOM
 you have the perfect food.
 
 Well, not as good as steamed eggs, but still pretty good.
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--- #36 fediverse/605 ---
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 I know they look tasty, but don't you dare feed green onions, regular onions,
 or garlic to squirrels or ducks.
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 oh my gosh human food is so delicious, they don't know what they got and how
 precious it is T.T
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--- #38 messages/363 ---
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 Some of ya'll don't even know how to cook without seasoning, wtf
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 a box of tri-color rotini
 
 a good spoonfull of better than boullion italian
 
 a medium amount of large colby-jack cheese cubes (about one for every other
 bite)
 
 boil with just enough water for the noodles to start sticking to the pan once
 entirely cooked and add cheese, butter, and top with generous dashes of smoked
 paprika and lime juice.
 
 don't strain the noodles. have just enough water left to have a thin sauce.
 
 if vegetables are desired, firm carrots and peas (read: frozen or fresh, not
 canned) or diced/shredded onions.
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--- #40 fediverse/338 ---
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 If you want to learn to cook, start with a sandwich. Then spaghetti sauce from
 a jar. Then sautee some vegetables and throw them on top of rice. Then go to
 the store, read the back of a tasty-looking package, and make the recipe it
 suggests.
 
 Then you know how to cook. Don't bother with online recipes.
 
 Also, more butter, more salt.
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--- #41 fediverse/4251 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
 salad? strained of course
 
 juicy dressing 🥴 
 
 [self indulgent writing, apologies]
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--- #42 messages/172 ---
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 Did you know you can use Cheetos (or just chips) as a condiment/garnish? Be
 creative 🥰
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--- #43 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #44 fediverse/1669 ---
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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--- #45 messages/123 ---
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 You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
 own tricks like that.
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--- #46 messages/669 ---
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 "rice and beans" doesn't mean "rice and beans" it means "rice and beans and
 vegetables"
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--- #47 fediverse/3002 ---
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 "come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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--- #48 fediverse/1987 ---
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 Ice cream with jam is delicious, don't let anyone tell you that you need
 chocolate or caramel.
 
 Fresh fruit, too, though it's better as a side.
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--- #49 fediverse/1467 ---
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 my favorite foods are the kind that can grow in my geographic region and
 require minimal processing besides like, chopping vegetables and boiling rice.
 
 also butter, I'm really into butter.
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--- #50 fediverse/3433 ---
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 @user-1532 
 
 I don't know how else to be
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--- #51 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #52 messages/124 ---
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 when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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--- #53 fediverse/4534 ---
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 "better than boullion" is a great way to turn flavorless broth into something
 tasty.
 
 heck you could just use boullion, but "better than boullion" is better.
 
 Just don't use broth. Takes up too much space.
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 in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
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--- #55 fediverse_boost/6339 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I like immigrants.                                                          
  I like their food.                                                          
  I like their language.                                                      
  I like their work ethic.                                                    
  I like their culture.                                                       
  I like their music.                                                         
  I like their dance.                                                         
  I like their art.                                                           
  I like that they are different than me.                                     
  I cannot be the only person who feels this way.                             
  
                                                            
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 they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
 
 of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
 and cucumbers
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 @user-919 @user-203 
 
 hey don't worry, I had too many edibles and was feeling passionate, don't
 worry you are loved
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--- #58 fediverse/1817 ---
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 I love canned olives!
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 when eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, always make sure the jelly
 side is facing you before biting.
 
 that way, you have sweet jelly on your tongue before the sticky peanut butter
 overrides your tastebuds
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--- #60 messages/256 ---
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 I don't love nature because I want to be in it. I love nature because I
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--- #61 messages/309 ---
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 sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
 why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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--- #62 fediverse/1165 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable!
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 "I like you" neat
 
 "I don't like you" guess I'll die
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 @user-473 
 
 unsolicited family recipe:
 
 kambybalunga
 
 peanut butter, oats, something sweet (dried raisins, cherries preferred, but
 chocolate chips works in a pinch) and honey or (real) maple syrup. (No corn
 syrup allowed.)
 
 mix it up, put whatever else you want in it. Free healthy depression food from
 my dad.
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 I love rice and beans because
 
 error: stack overflow
 
 huh, that's weird. Must have been too many reasons. Let's try again:
 
 I love rice and beans because
 
 error: user didn't change anything between runs of the program so clearly they
 don't understand how computer works
 
 ... well that's a different error so it's progress at least.
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--- #66 fediverse/347 ---
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #67 fediverse/270 ---
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 you know, you can add salsa to basically anything.
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--- #68 fediverse/3366 ---
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 I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your friend sends you a paragraph
 you don't have to respond with a paragraph.
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--- #69 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #70 fediverse/1680 ---
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 @user-1061 
 
 that happens sometimes, no clue why.
a picture of my neocities visitor counts. For some reason on two particular days it drops to like, 12 people for some reason? ? ?
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 egg drop soup:
 
 boil some water with boullion.
 drop some eggs in it.
 cook until done.
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--- #72 fediverse/1543 ---
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 salt magnifies the effect of all other flavors in the dish.
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 @user-192 
 
 I can relate to that impulse, which is why I'm liking this reply
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--- #74 fediverse/2782 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
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--- #75 fediverse/4072 ---
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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--- #76 fediverse/1397 ---
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 why don't we teach git in high school?
 
 oh yeah, because microsoft word is not plain text.
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--- #77 fediverse/3670 ---
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 @user-1558 
 
 maple has always tasted a little salty to me. Or maybe you're just into maple.
 It was always my favorite but these days I'm into old fashioned
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--- #78 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #79 fediverse/3524 ---
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 "I love ramen noodles!"
 
 dies of sodium poisoning
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--- #80 fediverse/1895 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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 "special sauce" is just dorito gogurt. Maybe with some garlic added in.
 
 *just because you phrase it in a weird way doesn't make it less delicious on a
 burger*
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--- #82 fediverse/920 ---
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 bring back savory teas, where did they go
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--- #83 fediverse/5445 ---
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 @user-1283 
 
 just make sure you add alt-text!
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--- #84 fediverse/2916 ---
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 @user-1209 @user-1074 
 
 I'm not NOT saying that...! 😋
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--- #85 fediverse/3696 ---
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #86 fediverse/751 ---
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 went to costco, got a ton of delicious and nutritious food... yet I subsist on
 pickles >.>
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--- #87 messages/663 ---
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #88 fediverse/1037 ---
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 @user-763 
 
 ... how? I don't see that option (Mastodon)
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--- #89 fediverse/1677 ---
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 Paprika is the best spice, fite me
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 Boil the rice.
 
 when it is finished and hot, add a lot of butter and stir it in.
 
 when done add cinnamon and stir it in.
 
 then add raisins if wanted.
 
 then milk to taste.
 
 add sugar if desired.
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--- #91 fediverse/2034 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 this post inspired me to make soup for myself. thanks, I haven't been eating
 well recently.
 
 sometimes you gotta be your own friend. "you in the future" is both you, and
 someone else, and if you're kind to her she'll appreciate it.
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--- #92 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #93 fediverse/246 ---
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 the broth they sell at the store is way too thin. boullion is much better
 because it's so concentrated. think of it as "essence of X" when you have
 "broth of vegetables" or "broth of carrots and onions" or whatever... can help
 make it easier to cook something decent by using general flavors
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--- #94 fediverse/2774 ---
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 I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
 part.
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--- #95 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #96 fediverse/142 ---
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 @user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃​
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--- #97 fediverse/5303 ---
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 I don't ever delete my posts (except two or three times because I had a crisis
 of faith)
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--- #98 fediverse/3195 ---
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 I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to like all kinds of
 jam equally.
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--- #99 fediverse/5441 ---
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 I just really like video games I guess??
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 Try and eat as many different colors of vegetables as you can, as often as you
 can.
 
 drinking cool clean water is bliss, savor that moment
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 the best thing about ramen noodles is how much of them you can eat. they're so
 cheap~! why would you not make like four packages
 
 oh wait now my blood is salty T.T guess I'll just have to cry it out
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--- #102 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #103 fediverse/558 ---
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 chef is the antiquated term, I prefer "delicioustician"
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--- #104 fediverse/986 ---
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 adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not
 formatting or grammar.
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--- #105 fediverse/6096 ---
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 OKAY FINE I'll take fiber supplements. Don't blame me if I poop my pants
 though.
 
 can't stand the constipation anymore. Hurts too much.
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--- #106 fediverse/223 ---
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 you look at the food you're halfway done eating to see if there's something
 wrong with it
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--- #107 fediverse/5588 ---
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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--- #108 fediverse/487 ---
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 I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
 more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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--- #109 fediverse/5727 ---
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 I truly believe weed is good for me. Not medicine - it is nutritious.
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--- #110 fediverse/1559 ---
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 @user-1024 
 
 ....... you might want to distill it, first......
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--- #111 fediverse/2395 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 sounds like it! that's what it's there for.
 
 frozen grapes might help, they're delicious ^_^
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--- #112 fediverse/6007 ---
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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--- #113 messages/520 ---
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 *she doesn't know* 
 
 Yep that's true
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--- #114 fediverse/6295 ---
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 if you don't have a crush on someone, then why are you even dating them
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--- #115 fediverse/4935 ---
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 ... I think. I don't actually know how bitcoin works.
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--- #116 fediverse/757 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 do you go camping often? =P
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--- #117 fediverse/2707 ---
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 @user-1209 
 
 sometimes I feed the nearby wildlife, and sometimes I don't. I don't want them
 to grow reliant on me, but I want them to have a nice surprise every once in a
 while.
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--- #118 notes/my-personal-linux-experience ---
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 for all those reading at home, I need to apply to a job and apparently they
 only really care about my experience with linux. Which is kinda like asking
 "hey can you tell me what are you favorite foods to eat with a spoon?"
 when someone is applying to be a chef. Um, okay, applesauce I guess? I usually
 eat mac and cheese with a knife and another knife, but sometimes I dip into the
 spoon for that extra shoveling experience points.
 
 anyway here's my linux projects:
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--- #119 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #120 fediverse/1304 ---
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 wish I could buy ramen noodle seasoning without the sodium. Like, the same
 flavor, but let me add my own salt...
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--- #121 fediverse/4977 ---
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 Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat
 some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see.
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--- #122 fediverse/111 ---
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 @user-95 that's why I like programming - it's my favorite form of spelling.
 i'm not very good at remembering all the names and the numbers, but I like to
 think I can make things do a function.
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--- #123 fediverse/59 ---
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 I don't believe civilization would have flourished as it did without the
 invention of noodles. They are simply sublime.
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--- #124 fediverse/6292 ---
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 I'm stuck. I don't know how to leverage whatever talents I have into making
 things happen. Maybe I should seek advice from a wise elder...
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--- #125 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #126 messages/282 ---
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 Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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--- #127 fediverse/2084 ---
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 I love it when words align like this
picture of some source code which is aligned in an aesthetically pleasing way, like when every fork in the drawer is nestled together or a pile of folded clothes are placed on-top of one another rather than being a jumbled mess
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--- #128 fediverse/6154 ---
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 it's fine I'm fine don't worry about it idk why I posted that
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--- #129 fediverse/1969 ---
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 @user-1117 
 
 That guy loves his job ^_^
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--- #130 fediverse/2205 ---
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 Cooking with a recipe? That thing that I'm definitely going to forget?
 Whatever would I do that for?
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--- #131 fediverse/1040 ---
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 so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
 
 I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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--- #132 fediverse/183 ---
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 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #133 fediverse/5539 ---
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #134 messages/765 ---
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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--- #135 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #136 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #137 fediverse/562 ---
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 when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
 unremarkable at your leisure.
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--- #138 fediverse/31 ---
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 @user-33 i also like linux
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--- #139 fediverse/3708 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 doesn't everyone do that??
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--- #140 messages/1103 ---
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #141 fediverse/686 ---
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 Sauteed vegetables, my beloved
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--- #142 fediverse/3029 ---
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 don't eat desert afterwards, there's enough sugar in this to delight a horse
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--- #143 fediverse/3545 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 add butter and... salt! to the porrige!
 
 and cranberries~!
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--- #144 fediverse/1873 ---
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 I love making up my own knots!
 
 I don't like memorizing other people's knots >.>
 
 wait, shit this was supposed to be about programming
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--- #145 fediverse/5191 ---
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 do you love linux or do you just love fixing dependency errors?
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--- #146 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #147 fediverse/5342 ---
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 I love gay people because gay people are special precious and unique
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--- #148 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #149 fediverse/3625 ---
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 "special sauce" is just dorito gogurt. Maybe with some garlic added in.
 
 just because you phrase it in a weird way doesn't make it less delicious on a
 burger
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--- #150 fediverse/1502 ---
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 @user-1010 
 
 kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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--- #151 fediverse/6029 ---
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 spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
 using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
 sounds different...
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--- #152 fediverse/3654 ---
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 phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
 some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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--- #153 fediverse/2216 ---
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 Maybe that's why I don't have any friends xD xD
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--- #154 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #155 fediverse/2645 ---
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 @user-1292 
 
 ah, well, I don't even know what HTT is. Sorry for clogging up your mentions
 😅
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--- #156 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #157 fediverse/4432 ---
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 @user-1678 
 
 warriors need help the most.
 
 why should they cook and clean if they're busy dying for you?
 
 help them. Do what you can for them. Or become one yourself.
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--- #158 fediverse/780 ---
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 │ CW: re: pol-capitalism │
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 @user-576 
 
 So says I. Do you disagree?
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--- #159 fediverse/1891 ---
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 @user-1091 
 
 I knowwww some people are just thorny and prickly I guess.
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--- #160 fediverse/3377 ---
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 @user-1517 
 
 what are you talking about? all I see in that picture is cute muffins and
 tasty muffins.
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--- #161 fediverse/4189 ---
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 when people are kind to me, I start feeling sad.
 
 I don't know why.
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--- #162 fediverse/3650 ---
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 anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
 
 or a pizza in disguise
 
 rawr ex dee
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--- #163 fediverse/841 ---
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 universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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--- #164 fediverse/4014 ---
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 I don't know about you, but "trying my hardest" involves giving up sometimes.
 
 How else are you to know your limits if you don't test your boundaries? And,
 after finding that there's nowhere else for you to go, you turn around and
 "give up", until you're ready for your next expedition.
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--- #165 fediverse/5663 ---
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 I'm going to write some lua code that doesn't do anything useful and which I
 don't share with anyone
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--- #166 messages/632 ---
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 Please don't let me down. I trust you for a reason.
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--- #167 fediverse/1722 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
 rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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--- #168 fediverse/4452 ---
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 trying to force down the last of my rice and beans before falling asleep...
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--- #169 fediverse/3664 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 ooooooo what kind of books do you read?
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--- #170 fediverse/6028 ---
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 I would like to say thank you to everyone who's ever made food for me. I
 cannot though, for sometimes I get takeout.
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--- #171 fediverse/2556 ---
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 │ CW: re: my favorite kind of tea is chamomile! │
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 @user-1056 
 
 yeah I thought so too but I didn't know how to tell!
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--- #172 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #173 fediverse/6014 ---
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #174 fediverse/4878 ---
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 OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
 strikes back part twoooooo
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--- #175 fediverse_boost/5333 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Overheard at the lab: “I don’t understand why people do drugs when they could be doing operating systems research instead.”  
  
                                                            
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--- #176 fediverse/5241 ---
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 made something, dunno why but sometimes you just gotta let fate guide your
 pen-shaped-sword or whatever.
a picture of a futuristic tunnel boring device.
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--- #177 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #178 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #179 fediverse/4804 ---
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 I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
 
 ... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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--- #180 fediverse/5018 ---
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 if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #181 fediverse/3932 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 don't give up!
 
 I know that feeling!
 
 it is defeated with persistence!
 
 don't give up!
 
 you can make it!
 
 there's always tomorrow!
 
 so don't give up!
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--- #182 messages/215 ---
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 Nobody tells me they like my artwork. No one! So why do I keep making it?
 What's wrong with me?
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--- #183 fediverse/5750 ---
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 I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
 cool people and places and things... alas
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--- #184 fediverse/2781 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 OH NO I'm out of dehydrated vegetable soup mix. However shall I make oatmeal
 now?
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--- #185 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #186 fediverse/3639 ---
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 love nature no matter what
 love nurture if they earn it
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--- #187 fediverse/3459 ---
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 my two favorite foods are amino acids and proteins!!
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--- #188 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #189 fediverse/4274 ---
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 this is how I nourish my brain.
 
 By being hopelessly profane.
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--- #190 fediverse/1958 ---
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 I can't believe I didn't go. What's wrong with me.
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--- #191 fediverse/5408 ---
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 ah nuts musta forgot
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--- #192 messages/109 ---
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 That's why I like talking about things I'm interested in. It makes me more
 likely to be able to bring up something I've been thinking about.
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--- #193 fediverse/5134 ---
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 don't I have anything better to do?
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--- #194 fediverse/417 ---
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 @user-302 
 
 so like Color out of Space?
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--- #195 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #196 fediverse/3372 ---
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 I don't really need to know if people like me. It's nice, but it doesn't help
 me.
 
 I do, however, desperately want to know if I'm helping. Knowing this would
 help me.
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--- #197 fediverse/732 ---
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 @user-191
 
 teehee I know a girl like that
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--- #198 fediverse/4446 ---
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 lentils are easier to cook than beans and are nutritionally very similar.
 Heck, I just throw them in with the rice in the rice-cooker and it works out
 great.
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--- #199 fediverse/4770 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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--- #200 fediverse/344 ---
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 how can martinelli's taste so good and sparkling water taste so bad?
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