=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ Rice has been eaten. I threw a cookie on-top for good measure. I think that was a good decision. I'm going to the park. I don't know what I'll find, but I'm sure there'll be fireworks. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/5456 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── today I'm gonna paint a house and tomorrow I'm gonna go to the park. if I can't do that then I'll try tomorrow. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/1263 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── @user-883 My friends and I decided to hang out for two days in a row, I guess they aren't tired of me yet hehe - I might be around tonight but I'll let you know! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/873 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── @user-613 @user-614 I'm a patriot, and I didn't go. Didn't even hear about it because when they say "patriot" they mean something different than me, when I say "I'm a patriot" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/2707 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-1209 sometimes I feed the nearby wildlife, and sometimes I don't. I don't want them to grow reliant on me, but I want them to have a nice surprise every once in a while. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/1040 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 messages/656 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── ... I'm going to sit in bed and eat cheetos all day. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/1895 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: C-programming-and-alcohol-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-1074 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/4537 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill. So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's definitely why. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/3128 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: mental-health-disordered-eating │ └─────────────────────────────────────┘ I never should have bought these crackers. They trick me into thinking I'm eating something nutritious. But that's the case with any empty calories. but hey, calories are calories, right? I guess that's true. Still, I'd rather make something. oh would you now would you REALLY rather MAKE something ... I should rather. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/1535 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the trash. Or in a store. so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/4977 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────── Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/3645 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── me, sitting down at my computer in order to be distracted: "I should make and eat a sandwich" me, sitting down at my computer with a PB&J and peanut-butter fingers: "I should be productive" me, sitting at my "work desk": "I'm hungry. And I'm bored. And I can't stop thinking about this video game I haven't played in a year." repeat ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/1669 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what to describe as." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/5934 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ hello, I am an ant if @, but you can't touch me, because I am a law abiding citizen. I have to be, for I am loud. ... okay I stole a movie from the internet at least once. also when I was 11 I walked out of a store with a keychain in my pocket. I thought it had a nice texture so I was examining it and then my mom distracted me and somehow it ended up in my pocket. That night will forever haunt me... She wouldn't let me take it back... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/5663 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── I'm going to write some lua code that doesn't do anything useful and which I don't share with anyone ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/923 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── but I don't know any of your dances, so don't ask. I can show you mine if you'd like. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/5793 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── I posted my words text file all over the c it y today. not sure why. maybe I'm tired of this course and I don't want to let anyone down? Maybe I don't know what to do yet. Maybe nobody works with me because everyone's keeping it on the DL or whateverr? ... anyway enough typing, I'm going to go play a video game. like god intended. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/3834 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ some people prepare for revolution like a boy gets ready for a party others do so like a girl packing for a weekend trip to vegas I do it like a kid who forgot the paper was due on monday in 7th period and so spends their entire lunch period writing it (missing 4th in the process because the conclusion paragraph was giving me difficulty) but I think no matter how you do it, we're all just waiting for something to happen. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/3813 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: food │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1259 not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen / pre-cooked foods!! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/2815 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── I am NOT larping. I am expressing how I feel imaginatively. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ |