=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 ... I'm going to sit in bed and eat cheetos all day.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/645 ---
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 @user-470 
 
 sorry, I'll go to sleep now : )
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--- #2 fediverse/413 ---
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 @user-243 
 
 now I'm going to start doing that
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--- #3 fediverse/4397 ---
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 Tonight I'm going to sleep. Tomorrow I'm hopping on my bike.
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--- #4 fediverse/5777 ---
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 ... I should ride my bike tomorrow.
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--- #5 fediverse/2944 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I'll let you know if I'm going tomorrow 
 : )
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--- #6 fediverse/6301 ---
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 @user-1921 
 
 va! va! I'm hungry! guess I'll go feed myself!
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--- #7 messages/354 ---
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 Fuck it, I guess I'm doing kegels now.
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--- #8 fediverse/1040 ---
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 so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
 
 I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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--- #9 fediverse/3003 ---
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 phew glad that's over. I'm going to sleep. sorry ya'll for talking so loudly.
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 ... I put the pl ants outside today.
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--- #11 fediverse/6178 ---
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 ... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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--- #12 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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 made this, now I'm sleepy, goodnight
garth was born at the age of 25. he came from his mother's womb wielding a club, and he beat the men who came to kill her. Unfortunately though, they succeeded, and so began the single moment when garth has ever lose ed. garth was walking down the forest path one day, when a man came upon him. garth killed him. then another man came, and garth slew him as well. there was a tuff and a scruffle, and garth came out of it on top. garth once fought a boar, a rabbit, and a coccoon at the same time. he defeated them all through sheer patience and determination, and from it he took a tusk, a tooth, and a shattered glass of wine. garth came to a dungeon, and within it he found a treasure. he brought it to his elders, and they gave him a pat on the back. garth wanted more pats, so he searched and searched for treasure and always found it. because he was doing the right thing, and treasure wants to be found by those who would do good with it. I'm sure you don't know this, but once garth fought a dragon. they crashed through the skies and littered the fields of their home with the broken and crashed symbols of their own. garth defeated the dragon when one of it's claws broke, thus giving him the advantage. he took from that fight a shield of dragonscale, and a tabard made out of some cloth. there are more stories of garth that won't fit in this description box. 
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 This should go without saying, but...
 
 I'm here for you.
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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--- #16 fediverse/6051 ---
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 I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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--- #17 fediverse/4279 ---
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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #18 fediverse/4280 ---
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I am brave with what I say but fearful with what I do 
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--- #19 fediverse/5756 ---
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 whoops I'm unhinged
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 when I go out on walks
 before I set out again
 I wait until my blisters healed again
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