=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 Tonight I'm going to sleep. Tomorrow I'm hopping on my bike.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 @user-470 
 
 sorry, I'll go to sleep now : )
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--- #2 fediverse/413 ---
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 @user-243 
 
 now I'm going to start doing that
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--- #3 messages/656 ---
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 ... I'm going to sit in bed and eat cheetos all day.
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--- #4 fediverse/5777 ---
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 ... I should ride my bike tomorrow.
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--- #5 fediverse/2944 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I'll let you know if I'm going tomorrow 
 : )
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--- #6 fediverse/2247 ---
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 @user-1209 
 
 I'll update it tonight, so check back tomorrow. For now though I'm hopping on
 my bike : )
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--- #7 fediverse/2334 ---
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 Brushing my teeth and then I'm hopping on my bike.
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--- #8 fediverse/2587 ---
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 gonna put on sunscreen, brush my hair and teeth, and then hop on my bike.
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--- #9 fediverse/3003 ---
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 phew glad that's over. I'm going to sleep. sorry ya'll for talking so loudly.
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 when I go out on walks
 before I set out again
 I wait until my blisters healed again
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--- #11 messages/354 ---
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 Fuck it, I guess I'm doing kegels now.
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--- #12 fediverse/5803 ---
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 oops bye for now
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--- #13 fediverse/5456 ---
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 today I'm gonna paint a house and tomorrow I'm gonna go to the park.
 
 if I can't do that then I'll try tomorrow.
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--- #14 fediverse/4340 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 nope not gonna, not a chance
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--- #15 fediverse/1411 ---
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 go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz
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 made this, now I'm sleepy, goodnight
garth was born at the age of 25. he came from his mother's womb wielding a club, and he beat the men who came to kill her. Unfortunately though, they succeeded, and so began the single moment when garth has ever lose ed. garth was walking down the forest path one day, when a man came upon him. garth killed him. then another man came, and garth slew him as well. there was a tuff and a scruffle, and garth came out of it on top. garth once fought a boar, a rabbit, and a coccoon at the same time. he defeated them all through sheer patience and determination, and from it he took a tusk, a tooth, and a shattered glass of wine. garth came to a dungeon, and within it he found a treasure. he brought it to his elders, and they gave him a pat on the back. garth wanted more pats, so he searched and searched for treasure and always found it. because he was doing the right thing, and treasure wants to be found by those who would do good with it. I'm sure you don't know this, but once garth fought a dragon. they crashed through the skies and littered the fields of their home with the broken and crashed symbols of their own. garth defeated the dragon when one of it's claws broke, thus giving him the advantage. he took from that fight a shield of dragonscale, and a tabard made out of some cloth. there are more stories of garth that won't fit in this description box. 
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 @user-192 
 
 omggg me too!
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--- #18 fediverse/6014 ---
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #19 fediverse/127 ---
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 @user-126 you're gonna do great : )
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 @user-786 
 
 same vibe with me T.T
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