=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 @user-1209 
 
 sometimes I feed the nearby wildlife, and sometimes I don't. I don't want them
 to grow reliant on me, but I want them to have a nice surprise every once in a
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 messages/1039 ---
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 I'm worth it.
 
 I don't demand much. Feed me, take change of me, care for what i do, that's
 pretty much all.
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--- #2 fediverse/5681 ---
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 I'm a helper and everyone wants me to be more agentic but it's like... no... I
 don't wanna...
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--- #3 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #4 fediverse/2901 ---
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 What do I want to be when I grow up?
 
 someone who doesn't have to do chores
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--- #5 fediverse/2120 ---
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 sometimes I think performing my art was just an excuse to use Linux. At least,
 some of my art.
 
 But hey, I'm not complaining, it's awesome.
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--- #6 messages/996 ---
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 A humble princess would say: I don't need the best, i just need my favorite.
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--- #7 fediverse/2082 ---
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 I have bad teeth, but I smile anyway, because I want you to like me, but not
 for my teeth.
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--- #8 fediverse/6014 ---
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #9 fediverse/5292 ---
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 you can trust me, but please don't rely on me, for all of my power is soft.
 sometimes people just don't want to do what I tell them to, and I wouldn't
 have it any other way.
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--- #10 fediverse/2466 ---
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 do as I say, and as I do.
 
 or don't, do as you want to.
 
 I hope you do want to do what I say to do.
 
 I wouldn't say it if I didn't think it was right.
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--- #11 fediverse/1680 ---
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 @user-1061 
 
 that happens sometimes, no clue why.
a picture of my neocities visitor counts. For some reason on two particular days it drops to like, 12 people for some reason? ? ?
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--- #12 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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 @user-1274 
 
 sometimes is often all you need!
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--- #14 fediverse/187 ---
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 @user-95 sometimes I say "all seriousness aside..."
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 Maybe that's why I don't have any friends xD xD
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--- #16 fediverse/2157 ---
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 @user-1180 
 
 the reason I say this is sometimes it's necessary to boost a post that doesn't
 have a CW and like, I can't add one of my own, so...
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--- #17 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #18 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #19 fediverse/2474 ---
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 might spend 200$ on a flea collar for my cat tho because she needs it.
 
 turns out it was only 60$, which is a nice surprise.
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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