=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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@user-192
Good point it's sooooooo salty
I have fond memories of eating a spoonful of that instead of making food back
in college because... hey, it's got vegetables in it, right?
turns out it's mostly just salt with flavor
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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wish I could buy ramen noodle seasoning without the sodium. Like, the same
flavor, but let me add my own salt...
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--- #2 fediverse/1435 ---
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picture this: ramen noodles, but there's more of them, and they aren't bad for
you. They taste slightly less salty.
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I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
package (without seasoning)
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I'm just now realizing that my favorite ramen seasoning is essentially salt,
MSG, and a fuckload of smoked paprika. I don't know how to feel about that.
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cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
eat your vegetables when you can.
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I don't know why, but I like to put mustard seeds in my pasta marinara. Maybe
it's a texture thing?
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if you're cooking, and you want a specific ingredient to have a stronger
flavor, use more of it.
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@user-633
:O
I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
water and drink that xD
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@user-1558
maple has always tasted a little salty to me. Or maybe you're just into maple.
It was always my favorite but these days I'm into old fashioned
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I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
pickle.
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@user-579
hehe sometimes all you have is whatever's on the fridge. in times like those,
be thankful for your spices! that's what I've learned at least : )
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@user-192
is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
salad? strained of course
juicy dressing 🥴
[self indulgent writing, apologies]
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I didn't think about this until finishing the last sandwich, but a dash of
instant coffee can be a nice invigoration spell. Might make the PB&J taste
a bit funky, but I already put hemp hearts and nutritional yeast in them so
nobody's gonna eat them unless they trust me.
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the broth they sell at the store is way too thin. boullion is much better
because it's so concentrated. think of it as "essence of X" when you have
"broth of vegetables" or "broth of carrots and onions" or whatever... can help
make it easier to cook something decent by using general flavors
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the best thing about ramen noodles is how much of them you can eat. they're so
cheap~! why would you not make like four packages
oh wait now my blood is salty T.T guess I'll just have to cry it out
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you look at the food you're halfway done eating to see if there's something
wrong with it
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they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
and cucumbers
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I love cooking. My favorite food is "melange" also called "gruel" by the less
culinary people in my life. It consists primarily of a rice or noodle base,
plus a bunch of other ingredients (usually sauteed) that are quite nutritious.
Then, you season in a way such that it tastes delicious and savory and BOOM
you have the perfect food.
Well, not as good as steamed eggs, but still pretty good.
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@user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
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went to costco, got a ton of delicious and nutritious food... yet I subsist on
pickles >.>
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salt magnifies the effect of all other flavors in the dish.
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Try and eat as many different colors of vegetables as you can, as often as you
can.
drinking cool clean water is bliss, savor that moment
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in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
sake.
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"better than boullion" is a great way to turn flavorless broth into something
tasty.
heck you could just use boullion, but "better than boullion" is better.
Just don't use broth. Takes up too much space.
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when cooking, a bit of pickle juice can make almost any dish "zing"!
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"rice and beans" doesn't mean "rice and beans" it means "rice and beans and
vegetables"
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"come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
shef had been making
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I like cooking at home because I can just double each recipe and think about
food half as often.
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I never should have bought these crackers. They trick me into thinking I'm
eating something nutritious.
But that's the case with any empty calories.
but hey, calories are calories, right?
I guess that's true. Still, I'd rather make something.
oh would you now would you REALLY rather MAKE something
... I should rather.
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@user-258
do pickles count as a fluid?
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--- #33 fediverse/3481 ---
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instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
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"family sized" just means "we put enough salt in here to kill a horse so you
better split it between at least four people"
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harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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--- #36 fediverse/3813 ---
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@user-1259
not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
pre-cooked foods!!
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--- #37 fediverse/3531 ---
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I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
:ms_confused:
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--- #38 fediverse/3654 ---
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phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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when eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, always make sure the jelly
side is facing you before biting.
that way, you have sweet jelly on your tongue before the sticky peanut butter
overrides your tastebuds
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weed is inedible when raw. you gotta cook it first. idk why people insist on
burning it...
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don't eat desert afterwards, there's enough sugar in this to delight a horse
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--- #42 fediverse/4115 ---
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I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
own tricks like that.
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sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
cool people and places and things... alas
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--- #47 fediverse/234 ---
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carrots and sweet onions sauteeing on the stove
rice in the rice-cooker seasoned with butter and boullion
garnish with chopped green onions and a dash of garlic powder
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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I know they look tasty, but don't you dare feed green onions, regular onions,
or garlic to squirrels or ducks.
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What if instead of listing food in our ingredients as a paragraph we instead
listed them in tab-separated-rows-by-columns like excel spreadsheets except
with justifications for everything has its place in the ingredient dish.
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oh my gosh human food is so delicious, they don't know what they got and how
precious it is T.T
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most people, when they run out of toothpaste:
"oh huh I should buy more"
me, when I run out of toothpaste:
"verily in three monthes time, when I shall next possess toothpaste, I shall
forsoothe brush TWICE as hard and TWICE as often, to make up for the holes
inflicted upon my teeth. Innest addittioneth, no more candy shallest be
eateneth untileth ye toothpasteth be acquiredeth"
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@user-473
unsolicited family recipe:
kambybalunga
peanut butter, oats, something sweet (dried raisins, cherries preferred, but
chocolate chips works in a pinch) and honey or (real) maple syrup. (No corn
syrup allowed.)
mix it up, put whatever else you want in it. Free healthy depression food from
my dad.
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Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
want to still eat it" sauce?
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American ingredient lists be like:thing-that-you're-eatingsugarcane sugarcorn
syruphigh-fructose corn syrupdextrosesucralosenatural flavorsartifical coloring
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you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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don't know how to make decent rice and beans?
get the heartiest vegetable soup you can find from the store and cook some
jasmine rice and lentils in a pot. You should be able to do both in the same
pot. cook them like noodles by boiling some water and adding the rice and
beans. add some salt to the water. make it salty like the sea.
then drain the rice and beans once you taste test them to be done. be patient.
add the hearty, savory soup to the mix alongside a big hunk of butter.
boom, protein, calories, nutrients. all in one meal. the more vegetables in
the soup, the better, and if you're feeling fancy you can sautee some of your
own instead of soup by dicing them into inch large chunks and throwing them in
a pan on medium heat with some butter and whatever seasonings you want for a
while, stirring only when they start to stick. Just enough to brown them, not
burn them.
butter and salt and garlic and boullion are your friends. don't do too much,
if you notice them a lot then it's too much.
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@user-1201
perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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When you die, nobody will ever taste your cooking again. Nobody will even
remember what it tastes like.
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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I love rice and beans because
error: stack overflow
huh, that's weird. Must have been too many reasons. Let's try again:
I love rice and beans because
error: user didn't change anything between runs of the program so clearly they
don't understand how computer works
... well that's a different error so it's progress at least.
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"Hi, would you like to eat something that you probably won't like, but that
has an interesting flavor and texture?"
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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why does eggnog taste American to me???
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@user-889
this post inspired me to make soup for myself. thanks, I haven't been eating
well recently.
sometimes you gotta be your own friend. "you in the future" is both you, and
someone else, and if you're kind to her she'll appreciate it.
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lentils are easier to cook than beans and are nutritionally very similar.
Heck, I just throw them in with the rice in the rice-cooker and it works out
great.
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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Do you ever wonder why you can't remember anything after being stoned? Why the
words you write down, oh so profound in the moment, turn to silliness and
illusion upon coming off your high mont-vantage? Of course, dear reader,
because all things are defined in waves.
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--- #72 fediverse/270 ---
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you know, you can add salsa to basically anything.
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when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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rice and lentils in the rice cooker with lots of butter
when it's done, serve in a large bowl and add one can of vegetable soup
is delicious
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@user-258
got it, so don't brush right after and drink water. Both of those sound like
good ideas! I only brush my teeth when they feel weird and gross anyway, and
after eating pickles they feel like I just went to the dentist.
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--- #76 fediverse/347 ---
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cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment
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ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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I live through the moments where I find a folder of stuff I made that I forgot
about and I can go back and see it for the first time.
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worcestersure sauce and soyaki, surprisingly decent combination
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why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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hard boiled eggs are some of the greatest foods imaginable.
they come in their own wrapper, which means they're better than everything
except fruit.
and they're savory, which means they're better than fruit!
hard boiled eggs are the best food ever created
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@user-246
you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable!
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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@user-579
vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
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sigh alright look. I'll make you a sandwich just this once but you really
gotta get your cravings under control. this should be a "sometimes" thing for
special occasions. what's that? you want clean clothes and a shower? get outta
here
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@user-1259
sounds like it! that's what it's there for.
frozen grapes might help, they're delicious ^_^
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bring back savory teas, where did they go
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--- #90 fediverse/1895 ---
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@user-1074
yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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OH NO I'm out of dehydrated vegetable soup mix. However shall I make oatmeal
now?
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spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
sounds different...
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Canned tomatoes are still tasty! but a beginner does not approach mozart -
they are beyond compare.
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@user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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"but what about their legitimate grievances"
uh hello I'd like a number 5, a number 9, extra pickles, some fresh human
blood supplied by the guy behind the counter with the pretty green eyes, a
number 2, make it a combo, some fresh icicle drippings even though it hasn't
snowed since last year (RIP winter), a side of fries, and a diet coke. Large.
Actually make it two diet cokes. Yep, both large. Alright see you in a sec.
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@user-186 oh great, another video I'm going to have to show to all of my
friends because it's so good.
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--- #98 fediverse/4437 ---
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buying guns is one thing
but food is just as important.
stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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all of my friends stopped liking my posts because they don't like me anymore
T.T
yep... that's DEFINITELY why
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--- #100 fediverse/606 ---
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try putting butter and broth/boullion in the rice cooker. trust me.
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--- #101 fediverse/2229 ---
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@user-1203
ah, like writing down a url on a note-card for a friend
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--- #102 fediverse/897 ---
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@user-78
would you like to hear a recipe for steamed eggs? they're my favorite
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I truly believe weed is good for me. Not medicine - it is nutritious.
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--- #104 fediverse/1826 ---
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a box of tri-color rotini
a good spoonfull of better than boullion italian
a medium amount of large colby-jack cheese cubes (about one for every other
bite)
boil with just enough water for the noodles to start sticking to the pan once
entirely cooked and add cheese, butter, and top with generous dashes of smoked
paprika and lime juice.
don't strain the noodles. have just enough water left to have a thin sauce.
if vegetables are desired, firm carrots and peas (read: frozen or fresh, not
canned) or diced/shredded onions.
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--- #105 fediverse/765 ---
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@user-258
mmmmmm yessss that sounds delicious. ^_^
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--- #106 fediverse/256 ---
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rice in the rice maker with butter, worcestersire sauce (not too much!) and
salt
when it's done, flake hard boiled eggs (2 eggs per cup of rice) on top and
douse with a small-mediumish amount of soyaki
could do well with either a packet of dehydrated vegetables or perhaps some
diced carrots or green onions. Honestly carrots go well in most things.
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I'm at the point where a can of cream-of-mushroom soup is starting to look
appetizing...
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for all those reading at home, I need to apply to a job and apparently they
only really care about my experience with linux. Which is kinda like asking
"hey can you tell me what are you favorite foods to eat with a spoon?"
when someone is applying to be a chef. Um, okay, applesauce I guess? I usually
eat mac and cheese with a knife and another knife, but sometimes I dip into the
spoon for that extra shoveling experience points.
anyway here's my linux projects:
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@user-919 @user-203
hey don't worry, I had too many edibles and was feeling passionate, don't
worry you are loved
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--- #110 fediverse/3166 ---
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I'm one of those weirdos who likes hot sauce more for the "sauce" than the
"hot"
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I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
for when secrecy is intended.
OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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oh nuts forgot to post these last night. sorry. here ya go:
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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Cooking with a recipe? That thing that I'm definitely going to forget?
Whatever would I do that for?
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this is how I nourish my brain.
By being hopelessly profane.
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... dangit, these sandwiches are getting kinda gross. Guess I'm gonna have to
eat them myself, which, uh... idk what I expected xD
sometimes you just have all this energy, right? and you don't know what to do
with it, so... sandwiches. And hey, sandwiches are cool, they're a pretty neat
anti-hunger tool! but uhhhh idk if I really want to eat six whole sandwiches
myself. I'm gonna do it though hehe wish me luck [ding] ah nuts my rice and
beans are done, hang on lemme eat those first
[passes out from exhaustion]
exhaustion can be cured with a nap
exertion can be cured with water and a few rest days
trauma can be allayed for at least a few days with soul food and compassion.
maybe laughter too, depending on the mood.
fear can be bolstered with a smile, a wink, and a courageous act,
and loss is just change you didn't consent to.
they won't consent too, so let's give them some change to tolerate.
[internally salivating over all the piles of weaponry that I envision them
surrendering]
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OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
strikes back part twoooooo
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trying to force down the last of my rice and beans before falling asleep...
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Rice and lentils for breakfast takes ~30 minutes to cook...
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"ugh ramen is so nutritionally empty. Like, okay, dehydrated noodles and salty
powdered broth, what can your body do with that?"
um, make soup?
... sorry I wasn't paying attention, what were you saying?
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
from the internet which I missed dearly
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vibe coding is just writing comments in increasing detail until the generated
code matches what you need.
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I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
trash. Or in a store.
so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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--- #127 fediverse/3585 ---
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hmmmm I should probably put this in "things I almost posted"
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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@user-138
turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act
of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism.
something something bread and circuses work
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"they should make clothing stores for tall people"
uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
"yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
smh
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If you want to learn to cook, start with a sandwich. Then spaghetti sauce from
a jar. Then sautee some vegetables and throw them on top of rice. Then go to
the store, read the back of a tasty-looking package, and make the recipe it
suggests.
Then you know how to cook. Don't bother with online recipes.
Also, more butter, more salt.
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@user-5 It's still best to make vegan food without substitutes. They're tasty
and delicious, (which is new), but they're not that great for you and kind of
expensive. If your normal diet is mostly fresh fruits and vegetables with some
lentils and grains, you're on the right track imho. But still they can be fun
sometimes, and the melted vegan cheese enables nachos and mac&cheese so...
worth it
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
I got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
I got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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Anyway here's what i came to say:
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wao this is great I love being high why don't I do this more often?
[oops cannabis-mentioned one sec]
"BECAUSE YOU ALTER THE FABRIC OF REALITY WITH IT??"
oh yeah that'd do it
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Boil the rice.
when it is finished and hot, add a lot of butter and stir it in.
when done add cinnamon and stir it in.
then add raisins if wanted.
then milk to taste.
add sugar if desired.
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--- #139 fediverse/1467 ---
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my favorite foods are the kind that can grow in my geographic region and
require minimal processing besides like, chopping vegetables and boiling rice.
also butter, I'm really into butter.
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whenever I look away they put more work at the end of my to-do list. or
sometimes in the middle. It's like they care less about the destination and
more about the continuous arduous prolonged manifestation of articulation.
>.>
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daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
make friends
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me, sitting in my winter jacket, eating icecream and drinking iced tea,
glancing over at my thermostat that I turned off to save money
"why is it so cold in here"
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--- #143 fediverse/4524 ---
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phew that takes a load off my mind : )
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My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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better to smell like the river than the city.
(Yuck. Gross.)
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--- #146 fediverse/4744 ---
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me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
puke, okay?"
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I completely lack noodles in my home at this time! That hardly ever happened
before! I should go to the store. I wonder why fate won't let me go to the
store these past few months except for like once or twice?
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if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
be my friend forever.
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--- #149 fediverse/1216 ---
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regular noodles with ramen noodle seasoning
will report back in 11 minutes
EDIT: not as bad as I thought. Tastes best with lime.
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--- #150 fediverse/3545 ---
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@user-1550
add butter and... salt! to the porrige!
and cranberries~!
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--- #151 fediverse/2607 ---
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@user-249
most people don't talk to me so either you're braver than most or I hit a
common chord that you and I share
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--- #152 fediverse/4041 ---
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me, yesterday: "ugh I'm so sad, I'm just gonna not post all these things that
I absurdly noised"
me, today: "omg instant ramen is delicious I can't remember why I was ever sad"
all that separates me from my pit of despair is calories, it seems. Empty ones
too! I should probably handle that haha
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there will always be people who shine in moments of strife
yet those people will inevitably fail, just as a toothbrush bristle looses
it's strength or a pencil loses it's lead
the trick is to test them in times of peace, so you can know their value
during times that lack it, the trick is to replace them before they become
stalin
never forget that power corrupts, yet power must be wielded by the worthy,
else we fall into shame and despair.
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--- #154 fediverse/359 ---
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@user-258
neat! explains why I haven't died from dehydration so far... Although my teeth
are looking a little eroded from all the vinegar-acid : )
Dear teeth: some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
At least with sugar you can brush and floss...
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every time I read a subtoot I assume it's about me and I mentally curl up into
a ball
doesn't matter if it's totally irrelevant, if there's no target specified it
defaults to me because... like, who else is there right?
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--- #156 fediverse/231 ---
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spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #157 fediverse/718 ---
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@user-547
That feeling when you get to the end of a paragraph and think "why do I have
this extra parenthesis )? Oh yeah I opened it up waaaaay up here" and then you
reread what you wrote and think
perfect, no notes
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--- #158 fediverse/5700 ---
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it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #159 fediverse_boost/6339 ---
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ I like immigrants. │ ║
║ │ I like their food. │ ║
║ │ I like their language. │ ║
║ │ I like their work ethic. │ ║
║ │ I like their culture. │ ║
║ │ I like their music. │ ║
║ │ I like their dance. │ ║
║ │ I like their art. │ ║
║ │ I like that they are different than me. │ ║
║ │ I cannot be the only person who feels this way. │ ║
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privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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@user-192
is okay, girl
time will be richer sooner
don't poop your pants just yet
remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
line your pockets with tinfoil hats
beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
handshake back
if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend
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@user-138
they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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@user-135 if you're cringing at past behavior, then you've learned and grown
enough to see the mistakes of the past in sharp contrast to your temperament
in the present.
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... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
right, y'know?
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Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat
some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see.
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Honestly if anyone wanted to just... take any of my stuff, even if they were
just going to sell it, I'd probably give it to them? People in my life say I
don't function well in a capitalist society. I guess I just trust everyone
equally.
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when I complain about being lonely, it's not because I want followers.
it's because my family doesn't use Mastodon. :'(
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
when
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Did you know you can use Cheetos (or just chips) as a condiment/garnish? Be
creative 🥰
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@user-233
they were betting on selling us spaceflight and advertisements, but wouldn't
you know it most of us cared more for food and water
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@user-757 @user-192
true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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I feel plentiful, wholesome, and healthy.
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"special sauce" is just dorito gogurt. Maybe with some garlic added in.
*just because you phrase it in a weird way doesn't make it less delicious on a
burger*
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what if you left a change of clothes at every friend's place that you
remembered~?
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in the past, people could eat canned food not necessarily because of the way
that it was canned, but simply the fact that it was sealed and comprised of a
liquid form that was inhospitable to bacterial life. Like vinegar with
pickles! But only for the things that were meant to last for a while - if it
was just for next month, then you don't need BPA liners or microplastic
dissolvers or any of that junk. Just a fully recyclable can that vacuum seals
itself shut using the power of machinery and heat.
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@user-1283
just make sure you add alt-text!
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they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
bread that has the crust already cut off
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@user-1268
I often walk to the grocery store, even though it's on the other side of the
highway
also I will walk sometimes to meet people nearby
it's a fun occasion
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@user-1074
what do you do with the people who don't want to do that in particular and
want to try a different sort of socialism?
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omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
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okay I really need to get going. It's too easy to scroll mastodon looking
for... um, "memes"
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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I wonder how many things I've forgot? More every minute, I'd say, and though I
try and chronicle them all... What's there to say?
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having trouble naming things?
just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
trying to get across.
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why are we wasting our skyscrapers on offices? we have those at home! we could
do so much more with our open floor plans. there could be ports on the side
for drones to enter and leave. suddenly, factory forest trees.
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darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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@user-1517
what are you talking about? all I see in that picture is cute muffins and
tasty muffins.
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Facebook is great because you can talk with your friends, but, like...
Facebook knows who you are.
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Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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dry ramen is not the same as dried ramen. For dry ramen I strain the noodles
and add the seasoning with butter. Wet ramen is similar minus the butter and
plus noodle water.
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most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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They keep trying to make a movie out of my life because that's how they keep
culture going but I won't let them unless the movie is about them
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me, sitting down at my computer in order to be distracted:
"I should make and eat a sandwich"
me, sitting down at my computer with a PB&J and peanut-butter fingers:
"I should be productive"
me, sitting at my "work desk":
"I'm hungry. And I'm bored. And I can't stop thinking about this video game I
haven't played in a year."
repeat
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how can martinelli's taste so good and sparkling water taste so bad?
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@user-1201
once my country elected a fascist I started thinking. I realized "oh, it's
always been that way, this one just doesn't hide it" and so I started thinking
about the bread and circuses they so generously provided me.
I miss video games. Sometimes I play for an hour or two but only when I am
feeling burnt out.
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@user-92
emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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@user-570
what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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