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 @user-1558 
 
 maple has always tasted a little salty to me. Or maybe you're just into maple.
 It was always my favorite but these days I'm into old fashioned
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 "come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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 when eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, always make sure the jelly
 side is facing you before biting.
 
 that way, you have sweet jelly on your tongue before the sticky peanut butter
 overrides your tastebuds
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--- #3 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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 @user-192 
 
 Good point it's sooooooo salty
 
 I have fond memories of eating a spoonful of that instead of making food back
 in college because... hey, it's got vegetables in it, right?
 
 turns out it's mostly just salt with flavor
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--- #5 fediverse/2511 ---
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 my bike has been squeaking. I should be kinder with it when going over curbs.
 It's an old guy, older than I!
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--- #6 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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 @user-919 @user-203 
 
 hey don't worry, I had too many edibles and was feeling passionate, don't
 worry you are loved
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 @user-192 
 
 I can relate to that impulse, which is why I'm liking this reply
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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 I have bad teeth, but I smile anyway, because I want you to like me, but not
 for my teeth.
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 salt magnifies the effect of all other flavors in the dish.
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 When you die, nobody will ever taste your cooking again. Nobody will even
 remember what it tastes like.
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 harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
 rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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 I don't love nature because I want to be in it. I love nature because I
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 @user-1441 @user-226 
 
 I prefer cold and dry over hot or moist ^_^
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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 bring back savory teas, where did they go
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 @user-78 
 
 would you like to hear a recipe for steamed eggs? they're my favorite
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 @user-246 
 
 a short whistled tune that you both know? it's a classic
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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