=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 my bike has been squeaking. I should be kinder with it when going over curbs.
 It's an old guy, older than I!
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #2 fediverse/5777 ---
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 ... I should ride my bike tomorrow.
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--- #3 fediverse/6051 ---
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 I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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--- #4 fediverse/4086 ---
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #5 fediverse/6228 ---
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 Oh, I guess I should change my profile pic. Right...
Your body adjusts to the motion you put it through. Your body is your temple, you live in your temple, and your temple is worthless without acolytes who tend to it. The temple is a nation, the nation is the people, and the people are the land. Tend to them and they will tend to you. Neglect them and they will struggle on - nourish them and they will grow. 
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--- #6 fediverse/3585 ---
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 hmmmm I should probably put this in "things I almost posted"
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--- #7 fediverse/2963 ---
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 @user-1248 
 
 ohhhh hehe that's a vibe too ^_^
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--- #8 messages/245 ---
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 I measure my value in terms of the number of things that I can take care of
 that are older than me
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--- #9 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #10 messages/1388 ---
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 I spend time on Reddit because it feels like a conversation. Well, it used to.
 Now it's... different.
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--- #11 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #12 fediverse/1459 ---
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 still waiting for a brand of kitty litter that absorbs moisture at about the
 same rate that you need to replace it...
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 I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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--- #14 fediverse/1502 ---
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 @user-1010 
 
 kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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--- #15 fediverse/657 ---
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 @user-478 
 
 uh-oh, I should watch out D:
 
 [it's probably fine]
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--- #16 fediverse/566 ---
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 @user-407 
 
 something I made a couple [time] ago
A visual of two hard disk drive designs, current design and proposed design. the current design features a rotating platter where memory is magnetically stored and a "read/write head" (which the author mistakenly labels as a "laser") the proposed design features many heads all arranged in a spiral outward such that many parts of the disk can be accessed at once. This hard drive design seems to be designed for parallel access to data. 
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--- #17 fediverse/4399 ---
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #18 fediverse/3088 ---
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 growing up, I wasn't around kids my age. So my standards were "as good as an
 adult"
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--- #19 fediverse/1814 ---
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 I can tell when I'm overbooked when I don't have energy to shower every time I
 need to go out.
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--- #20 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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